This is not going to be a real 90 Day Fiance recap because it’s been so long since the show aired and I had to watch on demand because for some reason only taped the firs 18 minutes. So I’m just going to bitch and complain. You know, like usually. Perhaps I will just use bullet points because I have to watch all the damn commercials.
Family Drama
- Mike’s mother sucks donkey balls and is actively trying to destroy her son’s marriage. What kind of mother-in-law tells people what job they need to do and suggests that she is not doing enough around the house she doesn’t even live in. She’s always washing dishes and working in the kitchen. Mike just comes home and drinks! Natalie isn’t perfect but she’s the best think Mike will ever get. His mom is just awful. I’m Team Natalie. Mike and Brandon both should have been cast for Momma’s Boy or whatever that show is. Mike is a dick with no respect for his wife.
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- With regard to Tiffany and Ronald, she is the one that picked a loser with little to no job in South Africa. Oh! His visa Application INTERVIEW was approved! Tiffany still has to ask her dad to sponsor him. Why can’t she get a better job if she is so close to the limit? I would never agree to that. EVER. That is something a spouse should do. So I doubt this will ever happen. Her dad is really hot and very sweet. He’s totally down to co-sponsor Ronald. But Tiffany has to tell him about his issues with gambling that she has never told him before.
Drama Llama
- Angela will dump her husband once she gets her new body, and he knows it. Is she paying all her show money for this? Now she wants a face lift. I get it. I say go for it at this point. Without her bestie, Angela is back on her own using a walker and smoking cigarettes. Michael hangs up on her when she tells him she’s wants to get a facelift while she is out there. Once again she flirts with the doctor. But I agree if she is flying all the way to LA, and she’s into cosmetic surgery, now is the time. HOLY SHIT! The surgery is $25K for a facelift!!! They are probably doing it for free to be on the show and this is all a hoax. But there is no way in hell Angela is paying for this. And there is no way she is going to “tote Michael’s baby.” LOL. #FakeNews
- I am will always be an Andrei fan. Mostly because the family he married into is so horrific. Andrei is very hesitant to have a nanny, a woman he doesn’t know in the house with his baby. The baby is new. One of them needs to stay home until they are old enough to talk. The bitch sister wants her to get a nanny while she is there. That also makes sense, because she would be home. Andrei seems to think he is an investor so he’s off to demo a kitchen. Unfortunately, that was not the plan. At least according to Charlie.
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- Does Kalani really want to divorce Asuelu? I don’t buy that. She does go consult with an attorney through. Asuelu’s dad, Low, is video chatting in. It appears they are both obligated to supporting Asuelu for a lifetime according to Trump’s new law. But, only for government provided services. Kalani married a manchild. Just because he’s a immature as fuck, that doesn’t release her from the commitment she had made. I think they just filmed that to point out Trumps horrific policies. In the meantime, Trump just gave one of his big speeches with his pants on backward and the diaper showing through all wrinkly. LOL. Oh I already posted this because I thought the show ended. Yet, it did not.
In Other Problematic News…
- Julia has moved back in to her old bedroom alone? Where is all the rubbish that was in there before if that is where she is? Brandon has no idea why Julia is upset after their night out with his female friend was all about bringing up old times. Brandon’s mental age is maybe 15 on a good day. Unless he is around is mother. Then it is like 8 months and still on the teat.
Thank you for the recap! 90 Day gets confusing because they show an extended episode and preview on Fridays. The new episode with Pillow Talk airs on Sunday but your DVR will record all. I think that’s why you think you missed episodes. Plus … Discovery Plus streaming has the new episode a couple of days before it airs on TLC. But I live for your comments so it was a nice treat to read today. Angela has jumped the shark as far as fame. Poor Michael got scammed as far as ever having a baby with her … or even coming to America. Although I wonder which he will be most upset about .. his failed marriage or no Trump. 🤔
I watched these. I love this entire franchise because it proves to me what I always thought… people are crazy AF. Natalie may be crazy but Mike’s mom is the worst mother on the franchise. She’s despicable. She claims to be so educated and high class, but why didn’t she research where she was moving. They do have google in Ukraine, right? Kalani married a baby. Period. I have and always will love Andrei. Cannot stand Elizabeth’s family. It’s either really highly produced or else they are all assholes. The two of them need to move far away from Tampa and do life on their own, but can they? Not sure. Elizabeth seems to run to daddy for everything…. Brandon makes my skin crawl and Julie needs to get out of that damn house and begin their life together, but like Elizabeth, can Brandon actually cut the cord? Tiffany? She thinks Ronald is going to change? Not gonna happen. She was stupid from the beginning and it hasn’t changed. Her dad is a silver fox tho. And now for Angela, the worst thing on this franchise. She will do anything for that TLC paycheck and it’s cringing to watch. She’s got such a disgusting mouth, flirting with Dr’s as if one of them is gonna bite. Ugh, gross.
I watched a number of seasons of 90 day, and at one point was totally addicted. I know a few of the couples here. My only problem with the show is that I think it moves too slowly! They could put an hour of the show into about 25 minutes if they avoid the moody musical interludes and the teasers for what happens after the commercial or “coming up” segments. Other than that, it is my kind of crazy to watch. Love the recaps, though, helps keep me updated on these loons, thanks!
TT, love all your recaps! None of my friends or family watch so I love hearing your take on these shows!
Good to see you bac Margaret!
I have not been a Natalie fan, but Mike’s mother may turn me in to one. What a truly despicable woman. Not one ounce of kindness for her daughter-in-law, who she knows is not a meat eater. Nothing for Natalie to eat at Thanksgiving, and taking her to a butcher shop! With no warning. I was appalled. Mike and his mother deserve one another and Natalie should go back to Ukraine.
Agreed on all fronts. I don’t care if Natalie is the worst person in the world… She’s your daughter in law. She sucks. And so does Mike who still seems to be sucking from the teat and that is why he needed to go ;look there.
Enjoyed how you inserted TFG into the recap!
Why in the world does Angela laugh sooo hard after everything she says?? It’s so annoying! But I still like the show nonetheless 😂😂😂
Not understanding how Angela had a breast reduction at the same time as she had her gastric sleeve done and now is getting a face lift. Why would you get a breast reduction and face lift before you lose weight? That doesn’t make sense. She also has bruising around the armpit area front and back, looks like she had liposuction when she had the reduction. Reminds me of all the surgeries Mama June had. I guess as long as you sign a release you’ll find a doctor to do anything you ask for the right price or TV exposure.
Ronald…has no intention to move to the US. He will deliberately flunk the interview.
Mike’s mom….miserable.
Libby’s family….awful.
Have you see Mama lately, yikes!! I think shes going for instant gratification. Usually most skin reduction surgeries wait till your close to your goal weight. Angela already looks a bit odd on those promo pics.
She does look odd, you’re right. I can only take so much of her nervous cackling laughter. I feel sorry for Michael.
Tiffany and Ronald: ok the scene with the lawyer, was that just for a joke. Has she told Ronald its pass the interview or divorce. I’m getting tired of her wishy washy ways. Does she like him or not? And why do all these spouces have no real income but yet they want a life partner, you can bearly support yourself, you should be looking on tinder like everyonce else. Mike’s mom is awful, she makes Coltee’s mom seem warm and friendly.
I’m with many on here thinking Angela doesn’t give a damn about poor Michael, it’s all about her thinking shes worthy of her own show.
Lol, “she makes Colten’s mom seem warm and friendly.” Good morning chuckle!
TT I send my love and whatever else to you. I cooked a bomb ass pot roast. My potatoes and carrots are on point. Good night and good luck.
Love that I found your recaps! Thanks for doing them. Mike’s mom is a piece of work and now that Mike complained to her that Natalie doesn’t do enough around the house (ahem Mike), she won’t let up on that. Big mistake Mike. And Natalie thinks she was called a hooker by her and Mike doesn’t even bother to ask his mother what she actually said. English is not her first language Mike! He does not stand up for Natalie at all and I don’t blame her for getting frustrated. They should have stayed with that counseling they started to have any chance of making this work.
I thought that doctor did a very good job explaining to Angela why she needed to not smoke prior to surgery and glad to see that it looks like she is going to try to quit. I could not believe she was not wearing a mask AND smoking in that Uber. Why would you do that to the poor driver. All this non-mask wearing in a pandemic on this show like a couple episodes ago with Kalani and her sister prancing about a furniture store etc. is such a bad look. Anyway, agree with all the earlier comments that it seems too early to be having all this other surgery. Many people that have weight reduction surgery end up regaining the weight because they don’t make the changes to how they eat and exercise. And she has got to stop that flirting with the doctors; it is so creepy and uncomfortable. I think it was one of the doctors that does the Botched show that responded in an interview that the thing they dislike the most about their job is when a patient flirts. And Angela is so unsubtle about it.
And I totally agree with the comment that Tiffany should not be asking her father to co-sponsor especially considering Ronald’s history. But it appears that Ronald is going to blow the interview so maybe it’s a moot point.
What is going on?? Tamara is missing and no one has mentioned it. Can anyone reach out to he? I hope that Banjo is OK.
Sorry. I should have made a post or something. I’m a bit unwell. I ‘ve been struggling to eat anything at all lately and that’s not good. I’m smoking and drinking too much. I’m actually about to go lie down again. I’m just very anxious this week.
I hope you feel better soon.
Awe you poor baby. I recall days where I was smoking and drinking too much, get out of the house. After awhile the walls close in.
I hope you feel better. Rest and eat.
Hi everyone, Tamara are you okay. I have been checking the site since last night and you haven’t posted. God bless you and your fur baby.
Thanks Ms. Joyce for checking on me. I’m just a bit under the weather. I woke up at two am this morning and was going to do Sunday night’s recap and my DVR didn’t record anything. What recap did I miss?
Hi Tamara good to hear from you. I have trouble sometimes staying asleep myself. I hope you feel better. Maybe sit on your back porch with a glass of tea and watch Banjo, I always feel better when I go out doors. I see you gave a blind item reveal but I have been waiting for your juicy take on Shas and MTM.
Did you miss the Pose finale?
It taped but I haven’t watched it yet. I guess I will do that now. Even though I had a lot of good news today, I’m still kind of weepy so might as well get it all out. I know it’s going be a tough one.
As usual a great recap! Seems like all commenters are on one accord and I’m happy to say I’m 💯% with you all. The only other thing I can think of is Mike’s mean mammy said Natalie doesn’t quite understand due to the language barrier. But, she wants Natalie to be an interpreter. In whose world does that make sense?
Excellent point.
TT, I was going to ask you about recapping I Married a Momma’s Boy. Girl, that show is a hot mess. I don’t know if anyone here is watching it, but it has it all. Funny, cringy, unrealistic expectations, grown ass men siding with their mother over their wives or girlfriends. One guys family is from Afghanistan, he’s dating an Asian girl. They go to meet his mother who HATES the girlfriend. And the mother brings an Afgani girl to introduce to the son so he can choose her!!!! You may want to get a guest host to cover it, since you’re not feeling well. I hope you feel better soon. I suffer from insomnia and the past 2 weeks have been miserable. Not sleeping, smoking entirely tunic, no appetite. All I’m missing is my Tequila. Which by the way, you Can send to me. LOL 😂😂😍😍 All jokes aside, I really care about you and I’m praying for you. If I wasn’t on lockdown, I’d come visit, since you’re not that far away from me. Love you and Banjo. I’m here if you need to talk. 💞💞