I’m not over the horrific episode of RHONY and it’s already time for the RHOBH recap. Frankly, it doesn’t look much better. Crystal is coming hard for Sutton. And Sutton seems to be easy target. It’s like kicking a puppy. 🙁 Why are all these rich people so angry and drunk all the time?
Some Ladies Are Fast, But Sutton Is Not
Ugh I was watching something and was three minutes late getting to RHOBH so I missed the whole resolution of the conflict between Crystal and Sutton. Or perhaps they just agreed to disagree. So now it is the next morning. Apparently, Kathy crawled into Kyle’s bed to sleep with her and then stayed up all night drinking Red Bull. Breakfast talk turns to the election and Rinna says that she was on The Apprentice twice and that Trump was very professional. I think Claudia Jordan and others would beg to differ. Before heading out for the day, Crystal and Sutton have a very awkward conversation. Sutton is struggling to understand why saying she “doesn’t see color” is offensive to Crystal. Somehow they hug it out and go on with the day
This railroad biking is not something that interests me. I’d grab Sutton and have a few beers while the other ladies did this. Sutton is terrified before they even start. Kyle, Sutton and Garcelle take the slow car. The other four go balls to the wall. Kathy Hilton is still home sleeping. Even the curvy roads back to the cabin look terrifying. I’m carsick even watching this van ride. Crystal and Sutton chat on the way back about the deaths of their fathers. When they get home, Kathy has used ear drops as eye drops. Yikes. Sutton has on $2,000 slippers. Garcelle slams Kathy’s daughter, Paris, straight to her face and in front of Kyle. WTF?
Here We Go Again…
These ladies all somehow manage to do their own “glam” unassisted before heading out to dinner. Although, it takes some much longer than others. Rinna and Garcelle are the only ones ready on time. They go to a great restaurant and there are other people eating there! Kathy Hilton seems kind of sloshed already. I kind of want to buy some of Rinna’s lipsticks. It’s a stupid thought because I don’t go anywhere. Then Sutton brings up that she felt uncomfortable in conversations with Crystal because she feels like since she is southern people assume she is racist. Everyone else discounts this concept. But it’s a real thing. But I thought we put this conversation to bed at least three times now.
Dorit tries to jump in and call out Sutton’s natural accent. Her fake accent is back again. Dorit continues to insult and demean Sutton while saying she is not. Meanwhile at the other end of the table, Kathy is downing martinis. Then, she suggests that they do “bottoms up” and all chug a whole martini in one big gulp. Well, this will not help the dialogue. Dorit joins her. The other women are shocked. Rinna and Erika decide to do another bottoms up with Dorit and Kathy. Wow. Then we find out that Kathy isn’t really chugging martinis. It’s just water with olives. But she does look drunk to me. But the thing is, everyone else was chugging water too.
On the van ride back, Sutton feels like she was the brunt of the joke because everyone around her was texting under the table. I feel like everyone keeps Sutton out of the loop and it’s just not nice. Sutton is crying and no one seems to care. Plus, Crystal was kicking Sutton in the van to keep her from talking about the prank in front of Kathy. I hate how all these ladies are ganging up on Sutton. She feels left out and Crystal is twisting the knife. Meanwhile, Crystal is on the phone with some friend acting like she is the victim. I really hate how these women act. Is it really worth the paycheck? She’s on the phone saying that Sutton is losing her mind and it scares her. She’s a bitch.