So me and Banjo have a three hour date tonight less commercials for the finale of American Idol, so I need somewhere to give my thoughts because I can’t go online without getting spoiled. For those of you new to the site, my dog Banjo and I watch The Voice and American Idol together and I sing to him. And I could not carry a tune in a bucket. But Banjo loves it. And I love quality time with him. I’m often just typing and not really bonding with him so I hate that this show is over. So I’m just going to ramble in this recap because I’m enjoying a few beers and kind of forgot to eat. So for the newbies who have shown up and hate my personal stories, this is not the forum for you. And also PLEASE READ THE COMMENTING RULES IF YOU ARE NEW OR JUST NEVER BOTHERED TO READ THEM . Because. y’all TRYIN’ me! 🙂 Also, just because a post isn’t on the first page doesn’t mean we are not talking about you there. You can post whatever you want WITHIN THE COMMENTING RULES on the latest Open Forum.
Shine Bright Like The Diamond You Are Willie!
I’m from the ATL so I am totally rooting for Willie! I barely got my votes locked in before it was too late. And I was spoiled on who went out first. I kind of want Willie to come in second because the winner is stuck with whatever bullshit contract they signed during the audition and the second place person is free to explore better opportunities. They are all good but I don’t know any of Chayce’s songs. Plus I hate people whose parents spell their kids names wrong.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE LITERALLY JUST SPOILED ME ON THE SHOW. I GUESS I CAN STOP TALKING ABOUT IT NOW> GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! I’m SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PISSED. I thought it was my neighbor calling about Lawn Boy. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! Well I guess I saved myself two hours of television. I’m just going to start unplugging my phone unless I am calling someone. It rings all day and night. God Dammit. Now Banjo thinks I am mad at him. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK! This is all I wanted to watch all night. Banjo is now hiding in his crate. #DoggieDateOVER.
LAWN KID IS TO BLAME
Since the battery died and I needed to basically hitchhike to the beer store, my good neighbor took me and who did I see outside the store but Lawn Kind and his girlfriend that he has told both of us he is not seeing. She said he told her the same thing and she saw them at a taco shop. She had six bags of new hair on her head. So I was already pissed. I didn’t want to keep her so I sent her a lengthy email. She has an out of state cell so I assumed it was her and didn’t want to ignore her call. Okay, Chaka Khan is making me calm down.
It should have been Willie and the female in the final two. I hate the world. I see nothing in Chayce. I mean he is fine. But, he should have been third. Also, I know one of you knows who spoiled me and don’t tell her. She doesn’t know my schedule. Just say nothing. She has A lot going on, we talk about American Idol and she doesn’t understand I have to work before I can watch what I want. I’ll call her later. I love that Willie’s mama is there live. It’s a really good show regardless. Banjo is still cowering though. I’ve gone from anger to sadness.
OOOOH Murphy is back! He was a fan favorite that got cut early on and SOCIAL MEDIA WENT WILD. He gets a solo and it is fantastic. I love him! He is going to get a contract from this performance. America loves him! They basically forced them to put him back on the finale. Blake also sang with Casey which was great. She’ll get a contract too. So as much as I wanted Willie to win, he’s going to be better off. This girl singing a duet with the Fleetwood Mac guy is blowing him out of the water. Blasphemy I know. But she is. And he is shredding the guitar. Wow. Grace blew it out of the water in her duet too. But now I am just ready to get to the end.
SOBBING through WIllie’s last song. He’s the next Luther. Only DARE I SAY BETTER? HE WAS ROBBED!
How the fuck did he lose???????????????????????????????