Well, as long as I’m recapping reunions, I might as well just get right to the MAFS recap of the reunion. I’m dying to know the latest tea. A bit tire of recapping, but I really need to watch this episode! It’s over two hours long!
Virginia and Erik
These two are still happy. Virginia did move into Erik’s condo. She’s been able to make it more of her own. The big news is that Virginia had a false positive for COVID just before her wedding. Erik had no idea. Virginia is asked about her drinking. She doesn’t see it as an issue. It’s an issue. I’m not sure I believe anything these two are saying. It’s all very “everything is perfect.” Oh, Erik’s mom is there. So now we may get some truth. Or not. She says everything is great too.
Clara and Ryan
These two seem really happy. She has moved into Ryan’s place. They are in no hurry to have kids. They are going to do another wedding ceremony because due to Covid they could not invite everyone to the wedding. And yet, Ryan still hasn’t told Clara that he loves her? Then Kevin sort of forces Ryan’s hand and he finally tells her that he loves her. Clara is over the moon. They don’t actually admit that they have had sex, but they strongly allude to the fact that it happened. Ryan says he was not a virgin when he got married.
Briana and Vincent
These two are the third success story of the season. They are still married and happy. They are staying at Vincent’s place in Buckhead. Briana seems to have lightened up on bossing Vincent around. They are hoping to move to a bigger place soon. Their families are still getting along. They are planning on buying a condo in the Dominican Republic and a house in Atlanta. And, they want babies. They kept Vincent’s nephew and it gave Briana baby fever. However, it made Vincent realize how much work raising a kid is. So their feelings have kind of flip flopped. Vincent says he had a lot of anxiety being on camera and was very concerned about how he would look on TV.
The Wives All Get Together
All the wives remain really good friends. The girls all thought that Jacob and Haley were a terrible match. They were polar opposites. Apparently this show is THREE HOURS LONG! Jacob has blocked Haley on all social media. All the girls except for Claire went on a trip to Mexico.
Paige and Chris
Everything about this fool makes me want to punch him in his stupid face. The two went to couples counseling after the show ended. Chris says he is not worthy of a woman of Paige’s caliber. That’s the understatement of the century, but I don’t think he believes that. Kevin plays the session between Pastor Cal and the fool where he says he was not attracted to Paige’s face. Apparently, it had not aired at the time of the reunion taping. So hell, the couples couldn’t have been together for that long. How much more do they have to do to Paige?
Suddenly, Paige decides she doesn’t want to talk about their sexual activity on TV. Then, Chris doesn’t want to repeat his bullshit lies about Mercedes and the fake allegedly pregnancy. Or the ridiculous car story. Then Kevin springs Pastor Dwight on Kevin. And I am here for it!!! Chris looks like he might shit himself. He seems to think that Dwight diminished Mercedes when he was talking to Paige. This guy! Dwight says that Chris cannot take correction. Then Chris starts cussing out the Pastor. Paige is getting very nervous in the middle and stands up. Chris storms out and tells Dwight to come to the mother fucking parking lot and they will apparently fight.
I guess it ends here. The third hour is that stupid Unmatchable show. It’s a no from me dawg. I guess there is a part two next week.