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MAFS Recap: The Reunion

May 20, 2021 by tamaratattles 10 Comments

MAFS RecapWell, as long as I’m recapping reunions, I might as well just get right to the MAFS recap of the reunion. I’m dying to know the latest tea. A bit tire of recapping, but I really need to watch this episode! It’s over two hours long!

Virginia and Erik

These two are still happy. Virginia did move into Erik’s condo. She’s been able to make it more of her own. The big news is that Virginia had a false positive for COVID just before her wedding. Erik had no idea. Virginia is asked about her drinking. She doesn’t see it as an issue. It’s an issue. I’m not sure I believe anything these two are saying. It’s all very “everything is perfect.” Oh, Erik’s mom is there. So now we may get some truth. Or not. She says everything is great too.

Clara and Ryan

These two seem really happy. She has moved into Ryan’s place. They are in no hurry to have kids. They are going to do another wedding ceremony because due to Covid they could not invite everyone to the wedding. And yet, Ryan still hasn’t told Clara that he loves her? Then Kevin sort of forces Ryan’s hand and he finally tells her that he loves her. Clara is over the moon. They don’t actually admit that they have had sex, but they strongly allude to the fact that it happened. Ryan says he was not a virgin when he got married.

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MAFS RecapBriana and Vincent

These two are the third success story of the season. They are still married and happy. They are staying at Vincent’s place in Buckhead. Briana seems to have lightened up on bossing Vincent around. They are hoping to move to a bigger place soon. Their families are still getting along. They are planning on buying a condo in the Dominican Republic and a house in Atlanta. And, they want babies. They kept Vincent’s nephew and it gave Briana baby fever. However, it made Vincent realize how much work raising a kid is. So their feelings have kind of flip flopped. Vincent says he had a lot of anxiety being on camera and was very concerned about how he would look on TV.

The Wives All Get Together

All the wives remain really good friends. The girls all thought that Jacob and Haley were a terrible match. They were polar opposites.  Apparently this show is THREE HOURS LONG! Jacob has blocked Haley on all social media. All the girls except for Claire went on a trip to Mexico.

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Paige and Chris

Everything about this fool makes me want to punch him in his stupid face. The two went to couples counseling after the show ended. Chris says he is not worthy of a woman of Paige’s caliber. That’s the understatement of the century, but I don’t think he believes that. Kevin plays the session between Pastor Cal and the fool where he says he was not attracted to Paige’s face. Apparently, it had not aired at the time of the reunion taping. So hell, the couples couldn’t have been together for that long. How much more do they have to do to Paige?

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Suddenly, Paige decides she doesn’t want to talk about their sexual activity on TV. Then, Chris doesn’t want to repeat his bullshit lies about Mercedes and the fake allegedly pregnancy. Or the ridiculous car story. Then Kevin springs Pastor Dwight on Kevin. And I am here for it!!! Chris looks like he might shit himself. He seems to think that Dwight diminished Mercedes when he was talking to Paige. This guy! Dwight says that Chris cannot take correction. Then Chris starts cussing out the Pastor. Paige is getting very nervous in the middle and stands up. Chris storms out and tells Dwight to come to the mother fucking parking lot and they will apparently fight.

I guess it ends here. The third hour is that stupid Unmatchable show. It’s a no from me dawg. I guess there is a part two next week.

 

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Filed Under: Married At First Sight Tagged With: Briana and Vincent, Clara and Ryan, Dr. Pepper Schwartz, Dr. Viviana Coles, Haley and Jacob, Paige and Chris, Pastor Calvin Roberson, Virginia and Erik

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  1. Annabelle says

    May 20, 2021 at 2:38 am

    Thank you for the recap. I tried to watch but when I turned it on it was Erik fake sneezing, I couldn’t bring myself to do It. More Chris nonsense huh. This show, what the hell are we getting next week I wonder. I’ve had it with all these couples.

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  2. Karen says

    May 20, 2021 at 2:51 am

    Someone hired Chris a coach to attempt to get through this reunion…but clearly it wasn’t enough for him to be able to deal with Pastor Dwight! That was great TV, and even better, Chris went on a rant on IG. Telling people he’ll hurt them if they attempt to challenge him in the streets! It was freakin’ hilarious! Apparently he did something in the 8th grade he thinks people should be weary of.

    I don’t see how Erik and Virginia are still together, but if they’re happy, I’m happy.

    So, now we have confirmation that Haley didn’t like the sex with Jacob. Why she couldn’t just talk it out with him is on her, but I can’t wait until next week, when I’m hoping Jake calls her out on her BS.

    Glad the other two couples are still together. They seem to really have to goods to make it over the long haul.

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    • Annabelle says

      May 20, 2021 at 4:22 pm

      I knew it was bad sex, but the fines to divorce are too great to dump him. I mean did she at least give it another go in case it was just first time jitters. I read about Chris’ rants, just wonder how far off a psychotic break is, remember his fists are registered weapons🤣, that boy is batshit! Wanting to beat up the Pastor though, seriously this show is sliding way down into Australian territory. Its obvious their vetting process is becoming a joke on this channel.

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  3. N M says

    May 20, 2021 at 2:39 pm

    Hi Tamara! I couldn’t find another way to contact you, but just wondering if you saw that Mentouri was finally arrested!!

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 20, 2021 at 6:36 pm

      https://tamaratattles.com/2021/05/14/tarek-mentouri-arrested-on-multiple-charges-including-rape/

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  4. Jodi says

    May 20, 2021 at 2:56 pm

    I felt so bad for Paige–why did they have to keep bringing all of his crap back up to her? There wasn’t any reason that they needed to have her watch that Chris and Pastor Cal clip on camera. Chris is such a piece of crap!! I wonder what Chris was afraid that Pastor Dwight was going to say? I figure that was why he kept talking over him and not letting him get a word in.
    Hmmmm……

    I’m glad that 3 of the couples are still doing well and I am glad that the ladies have such a great friendship that includes Paige!

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    • Annabelle says

      May 20, 2021 at 4:27 pm

      Probably the fake baby storyline, like we all already don’t know! But admitting it would completely kill any stupid IG game hes running and you know this fool is sliding into DMs with success! Paige I’m wondering if it’s like immersion therapy for her to confront this awful behavior and end the cycle of abuse, garner some ratings in the meantime.

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  5. KMac says

    May 20, 2021 at 7:42 pm

    I lost count, but is “for sure” the new “like” in english grammar?

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    • BeetsWhy says

      May 21, 2021 at 1:06 am

      Don’t forget Chris’ eloquent “yo” every third word 🙄

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  6. Navymommy says

    May 21, 2021 at 4:38 am

    Thanks for the recaps TT as I could not make it through this season. I loved the NOLA season and this one was such a shit show I stopped watching. If I was Paige’s mama, I would slap the taste out of Chris’, the experts and the producer’s mouths and shake her silly. What they have done to that young lady is repugnant.

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