I am super excited for this RHOBH recap. I have a feeling it’s going to be rough season for Erika, and maybe even Sutton who it seems like the new girl, Crystal decides to come for based on the previews. Why would anyone come for Sutton Stracke? It’s going to be a looooong night with a season premiere and the RHONJ reunion back to back. I’m just saying. Also, I’m not sure when filming started but Kyle, Dorit and Kathy Hilton all had Covid in the very beginning of December. And of course there is the whole situation with Erika and Tom and their “divorce.”
WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?
OOOOH! They start right off teasing the season and seem to be implying that Erika is a liar. Why are they previewing the season. Just get the season started! How did I not know that Kyle broke her nose filming Halloween? So as long as she had to get a nose job, she decided to “make it cuter!” I thought I had broken my nose one time and that was my first thought. As it turns out mine was not broken. And after thinking about it, I thought it would be really weird to have a new face. Why was Mauricio in the operating room?
Why is Dorit pretending she has a $300K car? Erika and Dorit talk about quarantine. Erika says it was nice to have dinner with Tom every night. Why in the name of all that is holy is Mauricio palling around with PK? EW. I think they are doing some sort of real estate show together in London. PK can’t even afford real estate! Suddenly, he’s going to be a realtor? Nothing so far on this episode makes sense to me. Garcelle has unfollowed Kyle. Garcelle and Sutton are friends? Dorit, Erika and Rinna drop by to chat with Kyle. Mauricio is serving drinks and barbequing for the ladies. Dorit invites everyone to a BBQ at her house. Everyone is ready to get dressed up for something.
Someone Needs To Own It!
Sutton lives in Kyle’s old house while hers is being renovated. I was her on The Real today and she says she is still there because the renovation has been a nightmare. Apparently, the “friends and family rate” is $20K a month! That’s just insane to me. Meanwhile, Rinna and Garcelle got to lunch outside to try to clear the air about Rinna’s treatment of Denise Richards last season. I do not forsee this going well. Rinna starts off apologizes to Garcelle. I’m not sure Garcelle is buying this. Rinna doesn’t believe Denise’s denial of her affair with Brandi. Garcelle doesn’t seem to accept Rinna’s apology.
Erika has a billion rooms full of clothes. It is literally insane how many clothes she has. She tells her glam squad that Tom is hurting over the courts being closed and no having any work. Poor Tom. Said no one ever. Dorit drops by Garcelle’s house where she meets two fish. One is named Dorit and the other plain one is named Kyle. Why is Garcelle so anti-Kyle? I can’t remember. Garcelle’s house is beautiful!
Why Is Garcelle So Angry?
Kyle and Rinna go over to visit with the new girl, Crystal. Crystal is involved with the children’s hospital that Kyle works tirelessly for. So, they have that in common. And she is allegedly also friends with Kathy. Kyle tells Rinna that she is going to meet up with Garcelle later and try to mend fences. Rinna tells her about her lunch. She seems to be under the illusion that her luncheon with Garcelle went well. It did not. Meanwhile, Garcelle looks like a full on fool in her scenes with Dorit. Is she shopping in Dorit’s closet with the CHANEL logos and the excessive barrettes? She tells Dorit she doesn’t trust Rinna. Dorit says she does trust Rinna again.
When Rinna and Kyle arrive at Crystal’s house, her husband Rob greets them at the door. Kyle brings toy donations for the kids in the hospital. Crystal is quite tall! She talks a lot about her kids and all the “Chinese things” she did to have have her kids. She literally held up her delivery to have a baby during the 8 o’clock hour because 8 is a lucky number. Crystal seems a bit odd.
A Beverly Hill Barbeque
I’ve never understood why Beverly Hills folks don’t understand that a BBQ is not a formal occaision. Lighten up, Frances! Dorit has on a full length cocktail dress. Erica Jayne has borrowed Teresa Giudice’s cotton candy costume. It’s insane. Kathy and Crystal ride over together. They both talk about how they actually eat food. Crystal feels underdressed. Somehow Kathy mistakes Garcelle for Kyle. Apparently, she is blind as a bat. I hate this friendship between Mauricio and PK. I don’t understand why Garcelle hates everyone. There is apparently no BBQ at this “BBQ.”
Rinna invites all the girls to Lake Tahoe. Kathy tells strange stories about doing “dental work” on her childhood friends. They talk about their COVID experiences. Sutton says she basically stayed in bed all day for the first eight weeks. Kyle talks about spending time with her kids. Garcelle says she hated when she didn’t have her boys. It was really lonely. Erika say she was miserable and lonely. She dreaded waking up every day. She eventually got on an antidepressant.
Next Week: Oh I remember now why Garcelle is pissed at Kyle. Kyle claimed that Garcelle never made the donation to her charity that she committed to. Garcelle says Kyle is a liar. Next week, Garcelle seems to think that Kyle called her out because she’s black. Oh Lord. The ladies fly to Lake Tahoe.