Y’all… Before we get to this RHONY recap… This has been the day from hell. The very last thing I wanted to do today was waddle in the old lady pool. But, I took a timeslot, and felt obligated to go. Today I am very ANGRY. I have no idea what my problem is. There are zero things to be angry about. The weather is great, my dog loves me. I have a good life. I despise water walking. It sucked. I’ve lost my ability to waddle. We have to waddle side to side instead of laps. Everyone annoyed me. Breathing annoyed me. Waddling annoyed me. I basically woke up hating THE WORLD.
So I left early and went to my car in my swimsuit to put my hoodie (and yoga pants) back on. But it was inside out so as I was changing in a damn parking lot, I took the contents of my hoodie: my driver’s license, my Amex, my old lady membership card, and my Kroger plus card in hopes I would get there. (I did not) and placed them on top of my car. Then, I GOT IN A DROVE AWAY. Anyway, I discovered it as soon as I got home and went back and found them scattered all over the parking lot. WHEW! Then I ordered very expensive pizza. So… um, how was your day? Do you ever get so cranky you can’t live with yourself? I swear I am having PMS. Sorry for whining.
The Irish Goodbye
We begin with the ending of last week where they are saying “Lets go to bed.” I need to do that so this recap will likely be short. Being angry is exhausting. But we are back into the Hamptons on the morning after. Everyone is questioning Eboni’s “Irish Goodbye.” That’s when you just sort of quietly bail. I do it all the time. Leah looks ridiculous. Frankly, everyone looks ridiculous. So off we go to the winery. The fact that it is Luann’s trip is suspect. I’m already annoyed. Then again, I’ve been annoyed all day.
Luann is only one month sober. So what better trip than a trip to the winery. She goes to her car to get her Faux rose. This whole thing seems wrong to me. Eboni confronts Ramona for calling people “the help.” I’m bored. Ramona says she gets it. Leah confronts about Ramona about donating blood plasma after having antibodies. Of course Ramona is lying. No one believes her. Ramona gets really defensive. She storms off. During the commercial, my knee is killing me. I thought waddling would help but it only made it worse. Leah thinks no one is backing her up when she confronts Ramona on claiming she gave plasma after having Covid. No one believes that Ramona had covid. That would have been her lead story on IG rather than traveling all over the world during a pandemic.
Ramona’s Constantly Lying
Luann’s vest is ridiculous. What is that shit? It looks like dead cats sewn into a vest. We all know that Ramona is full of shit. Sonja is thrilled that some old man said she had an amazing body. I’m not saying she doesn’t but she seems very horny. I’m pretty sure I will never have sex again. I just don’t care. About anything. What is Ramona’s issue? And so they head home. Eboni is shocked about how wasted Sonja is. Probably pills? Allegedly? Off to shop. They buy sage to cleanse the house. Everyone is so mean to Heather. Sonja is drunk as fuck.
Eboni is over all the white women. Luann tells Leah she is having an urge. Leah thinks that Luann drinking fake rose is an issue for her. They eventually move to the table. Why is Sonja dressed like a pilgrim? Ramona tries to get her to drink. I need a photo…
Apparently, Heather talked trash about everyone. But, she is coming back! At least for part of the show before they drive he off for speaking the truth. I’m still bored. I’ve got to get through this so I can stop Andy from fucking up Big Sky. Sonja is wasted. And I am done.