Well boys and squirrels, we can finally be put out of our misery for this season. It’s the final RHOD recap of the reunion and I could not be happier to see this season end. I’m off to a very late start because apparently I had a lot to say about tonight’s RHONY. Hopefully, I am less wordy with this RHOD Recap
ENOUGH WITH THE CHICKEN FEET!
One minute in we are talking about chicken feet. If I had to drink everytime they said the words “chicken feet” I’d be passed out before this show ended. Actually, that might be a good plan. This chicken feet thing is a fucking ridiculous storyline. Kam doesn’t have to eat anything she doesn’t want to. I wouldn’t eat a chicken foot. I don’t even eat sushi and I’ve never had anyone try to force fed me sushi. This is such a non-issue and the fact that Tiffany is trying to make it one is ridiculous. And Tiffany is selling a plain white t-shirt with chicken feet on it for $35 is ludicrous. Now Tiffany is accusing her of “white-splaining.” It’s called a reunion, bitch. Lord, she even put it on the Internet as a “white-splaining” meme.
Apparently, Stephanie said she would rather lick her asshole than eat a chicken foot. I am so over this nonsense. Okay, NOW Tiffany is starting to make sense. She says that Kam was “white-splaining” when she said something about other cultures (like the southern US, btw) eat chicken feet. She said that Tiffany was stereotyping her whole country over chicken feet. That is Tiffany’s problem. Not that she didn’t eat the nasty chicken foot. Didn’t Tiffany also force feed the women crickets at her pizza party as a joke?Anyway, Kam just needs to apology to Tiffany and all of China so we can move the fuck on. Instead, Tiffany’s white-splaining meme was removed by Twitter. Tiffany says Twitter didn’t remove it. And that is technically true. When Twitter finds a post offensive, the lock you out until you remove it. (Don’t ask me how I know this.)
Tiffany’s Awful Pizza Party
Speaking of Twitter, and reads of a bunch of things Twitter had to say about Tiffany’s pizza party. Brandi tries to say she was in her first trimester and did not know (cough BULLSHIT cough) so that may have had something to do with why she threw up. Kam says it is a misdemeanor criminal offense to tamper with someone’s food. She has receipts. Not sure it applies here but I really don’t care. Brandi, the lying liar who lies says she didn’t mind the prank. That’s why she started freaking out and running to the bathroom to puke then.
Stephanie is the voice of reason on this reunion. Andy asks Kam if she thought Tiffany had a worst first season than she did. She said because she herself had a bad first season, she reached out to Tiffany multiple times to check on her and reassure her. Tiffany is staring at Kam. She seems to have lost her memory about Kam reaching out to her. Kam offers to read her the text messages. She has receipts. D’andra wishes Kam would stop with her receipts. Andy wants to see them. So do I. He reads very nice tweets to her. And Tiffany’s replies. Kam says Tiffany cyberbullied after the show aired. Then they randomly, literally hug it out. #TwentyMinutesOfMyLifeIWillNeverGetBack
Time For D’Andra’s Weird Package
Why do people on this show that proclaim to be Christian think that seeing a Shaman/hair dresser is anti-Christian and yet can’t list the ten commandments? I still don’t understand the whole thing with D’Andra and the will. I really need to get a haircut and some highlights. It’s been at least two years. I hate going because it takes FOREVER and I have issues sitting still without being online. Andy asks Brandi how she can think that ghost talk to he but that a Shaman/hairdresser isn’t Christian. Because she is an idiot Andy. Because she is an IDIOT.
We get a tearful explanation why D’Andra changed her last to the man who raised her since she was six. Kam stands up for D’Andra. Apparently she was at the funeral for D’Andra’s father who raised her. D’Andra spoke at the funeral. I think this is a bit too much reality for this sort of show about drunken old ladies. And also, CHEERS! Ain’t nothing wrong with drunken old ladies. Lord knows I need to have some red wine to get through this nonsense. D’Andra feels terrible for the way she spoke to her mother at Tiffany’s party.
On we go to Brandi. The baby makes and experience. Brandi says that YEARS AGO her doctor told her she was premenopausal. She was 41 when she got pregnant. So I doubt she went without a period for YEARS. Plus everyone with a period is premenopausal. She might have wanted to learn the term perimenopausal before the reunion? I can’t with this one. She’s the Porsha of RHOD. Dumb as fuck and a liar. I don’t believe a word she is saying.
Then they talk about how her mother in law was killed in an accident with Brinkley in the car. As if that kid doesn’t have enough issues. OMG their car was hit by an 18-wheeler and the truck dragged them and the car flipped. Then the truck fell on top of them and completely smashed the car. The mother in-law died on impact. Brinkley has some broken bones and scratches and they have no idea how she survived. Wow. That’s just heartbreaking. Everyone is crying.
Brandi’s Cheating Husband
I hope Andy is just getting a bad edit her but he says, “If that wasn’t enough a video has been circulating about your husband being in a club with another woman.” Brandi says the video was from 2018. It happened in Las Vegas at bachelor and bachelorette party for her sister and her brother in law before their wedding. She apparently was not aware that happened at the time. Everyone is crying. This is the most brutal reunion on one person ever. And it’s not even coming from bullshit arguments over chicken feet. These are very real issues all happening to Brandi at once.
Andy, with his usual elegance and compassion asks Brandi who is crying her eyes out what her thought are about staying with him. She said this year has been her darkest hour and he has been by her side for all of it. She says she would be a piece of shit if she wasn’t there for him. I don’t even like Brandi, but my God, bless her heart, this is a lot to deal with in one year and during Covid. She says a fan sent the video to her daughter’s private IG and she saw it. WOW. Stephanie is really angry with Bryan. She sent a therapist to her house. She was worried Brandi would take her own life. The therapist found in in a pitch black nursery holding her baby and crying
Who Would Do This To A Child?
Andy asks, “Who would do this to a child?” Brandi says, “I think we all know.” Andy says, ” I don’t know that I know.” It was LeeAnne Locken according to the ladies. D’Andra says it first. Then Stephanie says she feels like it was very intentional. It happened on a Tuesday the day the show comes out. Actually I’m pretty sure the show came out on a Wednesday. This was LeeAnne’s last post posted yesterday.
Like the song says…. Keep my pretty name out of your mouth! 🤣
Stop blaming me for everything including those ratings 🤭 pic.twitter.com/K40vP3gJY1
— LeeAnne Locken (@LeeAnneLocken) May 11, 2021
I really hope LeeAnne didn’t do this. Kam says she can’t believe LeeAnne would ever do something like this. But maybe she told someone and they put it out? D’Andra says LeeAnne is very angry because Brandi is still on the show for her racist stuff and and she is not allowed to be on the show. Speaking of that video Brandi made, Andy, who is utterly ruthless Brandi says, that she pulled out a chair for LeeAnne to sit in for her racism, should a chair be pulled out for her? I mean is Brandi a liar and a hypocrite? Sure! Did she make a video that was offensive and childish? Sure. But LeeAnne got fired for calling Kary a “chirpy Mexican.” We can’t just cancel all of these women. Kam has said some awful things about Tiffany. But they are working through it.
Jesus, Andy Will Not Let Up On Brandi
Wouldn’t the housewives be a great platform to highlight unifying people? If we can’t unify six women, how do we unify the country? Brandi says if she would have been there, she would have pulled out her own chair, so yes. Tiffany defends Brandi and says she never thought Brandi put that out to hurt anyone. She made a mistake and recognized it and apologized for it over and over again. Brandi’s baby is crying in the hotel room because she is hungry. Andy is relentless with this woman. Stop making me defend Brandi to you Andrew. LET UP. It is a TV show!
This is his next question, “Brandi, I’m sorry that you were suicidal over being cancelled but you spent the entire season playing the victim and making everyone feel sorry for you instead of making Tiffany feel welcome and accepted do you still think that was the best way to handle this?” Whoever chose this question is a cunt. It might have been a decent question if Brandi had not apologized a thousand times, had a baby while drinking like a fish, lost her mother in law in a brutal accident where her kid could have died and was instead severely injured and had videos resurfacing of her husband cheating on her that were shared with same said child. WHEN IS IT ENOUGH FOR YOUR ANDY COHEN?
Bang Away on Brandi, Band Away All Day, Who We Gonna Bang On When Brandi Goes Away ?
Brandi says that she went out of her way to be welcoming to Tiffany. She took her to the hospital when she got sick on her birthday. Brandi thinks she was extremely welcoming. Tiffany on the other hand does not. Tiffany says she doesn’t think all that has come her way but she was not very welcoming to her. I believe that. Andy says he doesn’t understand why Brandi kept saying she couldn’t be herself around Tiffany and it seemed like a lot she was dumping on Tiffany’s lap . They are really going to drive this woman to suicide. I really hope that Brandi has quit the show like the streets are saying because this is not healthy for her or the baby.
Wow, D’Andra and Kary (yes she is actually at this reunion, albeit virtually) seem to be coming for Brandi. Why is no one coming for Kary? D’Andra does make a good point that they should have all set down with Tiffany for an open conversation rather than just expecting her to tell them what was offensive. Tiffany seems disgusted by Brandi. But she keeps on defending the video as not deliberately harmful. I am so confused, y’all. I just paused on Tiffany and her left eye is way smaller than her right eye. Isn’t that the sign of some sort of health issue? And her right eye seems crossed. I’m being serious. That’s like the sign of medical emergency, right?
Anyway, for the last torture round, And wants them all to say something they would have done differently and something they did they wish they had not. Because he can not stop the terrorism.
Kary goes first. She has a long list of things she wishes she had not done. She wishes she had been more open about what she was going through and hopes everyone sees her heart and forgives her.
Brandi’s regret is going into JRs bedroom? Really girl? Just when I was trying to give you sympathy? She wishes she would have taken a pregnancy test. Lord, girl you can’t even help yourself.
D’Andra regrets speaking to her mother the way she did. And she wishes because she brought Tiffany on she would have instigated conversations they didn’t have with cast.
Regrets? They Had A Few
Stephanie apologizes for apologizes for her comments toward Tiffany about showing off her closet and all of her possessions. She wishes she would have supported Tiffany more.
Tiffany says she did feel alone. She wishes she had not put crickets in everyone’s food and being so hard with Kam about the chicken feet. Really? You have argued with her for two hours over not being able to force feed Kam chicken feet. Is she bleeding from the nose? I am telling you she is having an medical emergency. I noticed her eyes weren’t right first and now her nose is bleeding. This is not good. I promise you her eyes were two different sizes and one was crossed. Could just be stressed? But the big crossed one was on the same side as the nose bleed. I’m worried about her.
Kam says she wishes she had never offended her. It was not her intention. She’s crying again and apologizes. Kam says she wishes she would have asked her more questions so she could understand. I wish that would have happened too this season. She feels like an idiot that she didn’t.
They end with pickle shots with an Asian toast! Wow that was a LOT. Probably my longest reunion ever. There was a LOT going on with Brandi. That was really hard to here.