Y’all, there is too much going on with this drama TO DAY! First of all Simon Guobadia is in Uganda today! He is having. dinner with President-Elect, President Yoweri Museveni. Also, he is going to the inauguration tomorrow Wednesday. Meanwhile, Porsha didn’t show up to Dish Nation today! Interesting. But in the interest of time as I have two recaps tonight, I need to get to the reason for this new post.
Meet Jessica Harris. She has a rather small presence on Instagram. The majority of her photos are thirst traps. She lives in Atlanta. She has a photo of herself with an assault rifle and at least one other with a handgun. She goes right up to the nudity limit on IG with all of her photos. She refers to herself as “the real Jessica Rabbit.” Most of her photos are heavily filtered like this one.
She post this photo a few hours ago. That is Simon’s custom Ferrari. That is also Simon’s sweater on top of her purse. Simon is apparently the photograph. I have no idea when this photo was taken. The caption was something like “He moves faster than his Ferrari.”
This is all I have time to post about this new one right now. I’m very behind on work today. The THOTs are coming out of the woodwork today. So stay tuned.
UPDATE !!!
Breaking News: Jessica met Simon on March 30th. They spoke several times a day. He spent the night at her place at least once. They were seeing each other right up until he proposed to Teresa. So basically they “dated” for a month.
What the fuck??!! Just how many “other women” is Simon fooling around with? And what on earth is Porsha really getting into with him?
I’m still at a loss for words here. This shit keeps getting wilder and wilder.
I don’t know if he will make it to the altar with Porsha. If he does I just cannot see it lasting, and I don’t think he’s stupid either. He’s got a prenup with Falynn. Porsha may get that gold digger 18 yrs (hearing Kanye in my head) child support money (and possibly college for the kid) if she’s indeed prego, but I don’t think she is going to be fixed for life.
RHOSLC will need a new cast member soon, SG should just move there with his harem. I hear it’s legal there.
So Simon supports a Ugandan Dictator. Shocking!!!! 😭😭😭
I thought that was a blow up doll in the car
Simon apparently likes the plastics. And I should say if he can get Jessica Rabbit… he will go there over a black woman… so… we shall see. I think this will be a long story. There are a lot of Nigerian men in Atlanta, and I know how they work and I am old and this is not new behavior for me. They are extremely dominant and treat women like objects and especially like the white ones.
Blah Blah Blah call me racist for pointing out the obvious. But Jessica Rabbit will probably beat out Porsha on this one. EXCEPT she is not interested in MARRYING a “Nigerian Prince” she just wants some purses and a ride in a slime green Ferrari.
An Instagram blogger account (she has been on WWHL) posted the same photo showing the jacket in her lap. Porsha actually replied to the photo with a snarky remark asking “I wonder who that is she has a nice purse I should get one”. She (the Instagram account owner) replied its in her lap (Jessica Rabbit’s). Porsha quickly deleted the reply. I took screenshots if you want them.
I always want screenshots. But it is interesting that Porsha is already bothered. lol. Why do THOTS always think they are the only ones going on trips and giving up the pussy?
And in the future send the to me first at Tamaratattes on the gee mail.
She said met him March 30 or 31 and was in contact almost until the engagement news. If we believe Porsha’s timeline of a month then that means he was with them almost the same amount of time. Porsha was finally getting a reputation other than “Princess of Thotland”and the one who lied on Kandi. This just takes her right back to the dumb place we met her 10 years ago. I wonder if Bravo will still give her the perks she has been getting recently.
To summarize Mike’s post.
“this just takes her right back to the dumb place.”
My goodness how this summarizes all the high class hookers and their “Nigerian princes in the US and especially Georgia.
If you met me now you would never really know I was attractive, I did a bit of low end modeling and acting. That was DECADES ago. But somehow through word of mouth, (there was no social media then.) GASP I know my children, I was invited to a few Nigerian events. I was young and stupid and should have never gone. I had a car for the first time and was in high school I remember going to a Nigerian picnic and being offered a lot of things beyond the meal. I don’t mean drugs or alcohol. I just mean men were hitting on me. I went because I was missing Libya. But I soon found out it was not the same. Everyone was very nice to me though and I had a very good time . This was thirty years ago, and there are still Nigerian men hitting on young American women, What mystifies me is that Porsha is not young and has a kid by one of his business partners.
Huh, how is my email address fake?
I’ve also been commenting on here for years…: why have you turned on me all of a sudden? I was only giving you a heads up like I did with this post on your previous posts. I even hint named the Instagram account that was posting this before. What’s the problem?
I’m beginning to think that is how Porsha works. Have the kid, and your in. 18 years of child support. She won’t marry and will just keep doing this. She also LOVES attention so I can’t imagine her not being on TV. Kenya is probably having a best day ever with this. I hope Bravo has the cameras up and running…Falynn signed on the dotted line…and the whole gang gathering to gossip. I can see them right now! Sidenote: Must have food for Kandi!
I listened, or watched rather, 8minutes of an ig “interview” she did and 2 things stood out: one, she’s so much cuter without filters, and her personality is sweet it’s a shame her ig dies her no justice, and two, Simon uses his upcoming divorce and claims of self healing, therapy, and spiritual growth to lure these younger women ON TOP OF sending them money and treating to lavish experiences.
The things she claimed, to me, were very believable. And she was “speaking out” as that picture which she posted before and he asked her to take it down was already causing a stir (I heard of her weeks before this week’s announcement and Falynn mentioning they are divorcing).
So all in all, he’s slimey, and Porsha is a fool if she believes this is real true love. Just say you want the lifestyle and go!
After the tasteless joke she made with her mom and sister this year, of her laying on her back and her legs open wider and wider as she learned more of Dennis’ status none of her fans should be as shocked as they are. She said Sumon checked all the boxes, but there really is only one: FAT BANK ACCOUNT
The cobwebs needed to be knocked loose but now I remember Falynn and Simon and that African wedding. Boy this just gets messier by the day. Did Porsha just save the series with this mess!?
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I know I’m WAY too late to this party, but in case someone sees this… What the heck is up with this girl and her eyebrow choices‽ She’s purposely giving herself a uni-brow and I can’t look away… >.<
That’s the least of her problems, but yes. lol.
Who is Teresa? Where does she fit in?