This Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap is coming to you live from my bedroom! I keep forgetting I have another DVR in here which is much needed on Sunday nights and Monday nights. I don’t like being away from Banjo but maybe he will come join me soon. Tonight’s episode is full of drama. The usual issues with Gary and Alli sucking face everywhere get worse when Sydney lets it slip that she and Gary did the deed. And then, the boat loses all power and goes crashing into the dock! Yikes.
It’s Everyone Else Against The Two Boatmances
We start with Sydney and Ally arguing and Gary caught in the middle. The next morning they have the whole day off on a smaller boat that can anchor near a beach. Alli is particularly bitchy and is tired of everyone asking her if she is okay. The girls are all irritated that with Alli and Gary being so into each other. Natasha speaks for all of us when she says she has no idea why the women are fighting over Gary. The staff all goes off in a beautiful boat to a gorgeous cove. Everyone is jumping off the boat into the very blue water. I am jealous.
Right away the making out starts. It’s a Alli and Gary and Dani and JL (presumably the baby daddy). In name anyway. He’s apparently completely ghosted her. What do you do in that situation? Do you send a text saying “BTW, your kid was born today.” I wonder if his mother knows about this? Anyway, the uncoupled ones are sick of it. Natasha is not used to being around all the PDA. Wow, Alli’s ex-boyfriend was selling drugs without her knowledge and the both got arrested because they were in her car and he would not step up. So, basically her picker has always been off. I can relate.
Sydney Spills The Tea!
Dani’s picker is not any better than Alli’s. Poor thing. The uncoupled ones stay on the boat and have a chat. The girls joke about Colin thinking he’s the shit because he’s the engineer. They make it sound like all he does is turn the boat on. They ask each other if they could change one thing about charter, what would it be. Sydney says that her mother told her not to have sex on the boat. And as soon as she had the chance, she did. Everyone freaks out because she said the just kissed. Everyone is pissed at Gary.
Then Sydney let’s it slip that he has told her not to help the interior. That’s not really what he said. He said he wanted her in bed no later than 11 pm even if there are more dishes to do. Daisy is about to explode. Gary says that the one thing he would change would be Daisy. See? I am not the only one who thinks Daisy is a bitch. Daisy is pissed that everyone thinks she is the bitch. Sydney says that Alli is the crazy one on the boat. Alli and Daisy storm off.
Gary Is Homeless
At dinner, the crew is actually served a meal instead of serving one. Alli is really over Sydney and her jabs at her. So Gary starts making out with her at the table. And that’s it for the day off. The crew gets dropped back on the Parsifal III. FYI Parsifal is the name of a German opera. Some of the crew wants to stay up and drink. All of the uncoupled people tell Gary that his excessive PDA makes them uncomfortable. Colin calls Gary a douche. Colin wants Gary to stay in the cabin with Sydney and I think Alli. Sydney’s not having it. Coin is sick of the sex in his cabin.
Everyone goes to bed in their own beds except for JL and Dani who stay up to talk. JL apparently was fat for a while in his life and so he didn’t have many girlfriends. He’s lost 90 pounds. Dani says she is always in a relationship. JL says he is really into Dani, but still insecure when it comes to falling in love. He’s obviously also afraid of the responsibility of having a child. The next morning everyone is a bit hungover. Also, Alli finds out that morning that Sydney and Gary have had sex.
Eight Dramatic Women Are the Next Charter Guests
Captain Glenn holds a preference sheet meeting. There are only three guests so that should make for an easy charter for the interior. Oh wait, there are three primaries. THERE ARE EIGHT GUESTS! All they are all primadonnas. Natasha is already stressing. The preference sheet is just insane. They want to do all sorts of things and want individual gluten free cakes at their “woman’s empowerment meeting.” I hate these guests already and so does the crew.
Then, out of nowhere, the boat starts crashing into the dock. Captain Glenn is freaking out. There is no power to the boat at all. This is madness and looks very dangerous. Everyone seems terrified. Especially, Glenn. Somehow, Colin is on shore. Where is the damn engineer? Glenn radios him on land. Gary finally gets a generator working. Now they are dragging their anchor. Gary has to get on the tinder and help manage the anchor. It’s total chaos. Colin finally makes it back. But, the deck crew has pretty much already handled everything. That was scary. Gary saved the day. Captain Glenn says the damage is minimal.
Another Really Bad Crash
People could have died. Everyone is still really shaken up. Dani and JL slept in a guest room the night before. JL just wanted a bed that is big enough for him. Now we have time for Alli to express how badly she feels about hooking up with Gary. She had no clue that Sydney had sex with Gary. She now totally understands why Sydney was so upset with her. Alli asks Daisy for help on how to fix the situation. Daisy says not to bring it up today. She needs time to process all that she has learned.
Meanwhile on deck, the wind is once again trying to blow them into the dock! Apparently, it’s not all over yet! Holy crap! They just crashed into the dock AGAIN! WTF?
On WWHL, Alli seems to not be that happy with Sydney in real time. This should be a very interesting reunion. If they have one. I hope they have one. I hoping that someone will ask Alli about JL being a possible father of Dani’s baby. A viewer asks about Dani and Alli hooking up. Alli admits that she did in fact hook up with Dani. Oh now for the Dani pregnancy. She says she has known for months that she was pregnant. She thinks Dani is brave for having a baby on her own.