BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
Can you guys believe this is the last Summer House recap? With a Lisa Rinna single tear, I shall type this last recap. We left off last week with Kyle walking off the set. But, Lindsay is able to calm him down and bring him back. Andy moves on to Carl. We are treated to a fuckboy Carl package. He’s evolved and changed some of his ways. He and his family are still grieving the tremendous loss of his brother. So, it’s forced him to face his relationship with alcohol. Captain Lee reached out to Carl because he lost his son to addiction and wanted to help Carl cope. Carl thanks Kyle for getting through a rough patch. He thinks of Kyle as a brother. Everyone is in tears. I am now ugly crying. Damn it! I cannot send enough love and prayers to him and his family.
Pub Crawl Fight Club
Kyle and Amanda are so proud of Carl. Carl says he’s in the best place he’s ever been in currently. He says he has no issues working for an alcohol company. He feels power in admitting he doesn’t drink, so it’s not an issue. They revisit the fight between Luke, Carl and Kyle. Lindsay’s epic ROTC body block training is highlighted. Carl is embarrassed that his drinking got that out of control.
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Ciara says that Luke was giving mixed signals by texting her late at night, which was the crux of the fight. Lindsay said there weren’t mixed signals as Luke made it clear he wanted to be with her. I think Ciara’s point was that he was texting both her and Hannah, which was misleading. She didn’t really get that point across. Danielle gets a best friend award for offering a hand job in order to calm Carl down.
Shovel That Bullshit Elsewhere, Ma’am
Next, all the Summer House relationships are revisited. Danielle and Robert are now living together. Danielle feels like he’s the one! So happy for her. Paige and Perry broke up to absolutely no one’s surprise. Lindsay and Stravy broke up as well. Finally. The stupid Instagram psychic storyline is brought up. Lindsay swears she and Luke never hooked up.
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Lindsay says that Paige was maligning her character, which Paige denies. Danielle is pisssed and starts yelling at Paige. Paige is yelling at Lindsay. So, I have no clue what anyone is saying. Paige finally stops yapping so we can hear Danielle say that what Paige calls gossip is literal shit talk. YES! Now I love Paige gossiping as much as the next nosy bitch, but she’s gotten away with SO MUCH of it. Now, Danielle is taking no prisoners this reunion and IT IS GLORIOUS.
Breaking Through That Fourth Wall Like The Kool Aid Man
Hannah and Des are now engaged. Did we know there is a FIFTEEN YEAR age difference? Lindsay wants Hannah to take responsibility for making Luke look awful when she was already seeing Des. Hannah says that he invited her to Minnesota the summer before, so she thought they were more than friends. Ooooh here we find out why Hannah walks off the set! Luke says he has to break the 4th wall to say that he was told by producers to ask Hannah to go to Minnesota. Wow! Andy doesn’t believe it. Hannah storms off. Luke feels bad and apologizes to her. He says he would have invited her but he didn’t want to at that time. Damn, that’s harsh but I absolutely believe it. I get that these shows have to have drama but this was kind of cruel. I guess even the producers hate Hannah.
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Hannah and Des having sex in the bathroom is next. Hannah takes zero responsibility for doing that to hurt Kyle and Amanda. She shrugs it off as a joke, which pisses everyone off. God she’s a shit person. We learn that when she got engaged, she had a People exclusive to tell the world. That’s why she didn’t’ tell her “friends” because, People first. . Kyle walks around in anger again. He’s tired of Amanda’s heart being hurt by someone who doesn’t care about anyone but herself. I’m paraphrasing but that’s the gist. Paige says it’s hard to be in the middle of Amanda and Hannah. But, Paige wants Hannah to apologize to Amanda. Hannah gives some bullshit apology, which Amanda doesn’t buy. Amanda says she’s done with Hannah. Whoa. We end with Kyle and Carl being grateful for the show-and sandwiches for all.
WHAT A SEASON! God I’m so sad it’s over. Thank you to our fearless leader Tamara Tattles for allowing me this tremendous opportunity to meet you all and discuss the show we love so much. We have come from all walks of life to share our mutual anger towards Hannah. Is there anything more pure or beautiful? Thank you for your amazingly supportive comments. I will see you when Winter House premieres!
I am so glad Danielle went for Paige. I wish Danielle hadn’t held back and let Paige have it. I can’t even look at Hannah! Why didn’t Amanda go after Kyle instead of Lindsey? And that was Luke’s big secret…Production made me invite Hannah to Wisconsin? Great Recap!!! Tamara and you do such good jobs on the recaps! I live for them!
I actually watched this episode. I usually can’t tape it so I didn’t see much of this season. I have NO IDEA who Danielle is. Is she new to the show or just really forgettable? I also don’t think Hannah is the worst person in the world. But then again, I missed most of the season. I also don’t hate her on Bravo chat.
So I am just going to slink away now.
Danielle really blossomed this year. If I’m not mistaken, this is her third season?
I didn’t think Hannah was terrible until about mid-season this year. She had a few bad moments IMO and instead of owning them a la Lisa Rinna, she doubled down and played the victim. I wish more people embraced apologies, it’s endearing when you take accountability and just apologize!
Thank you so much for recapping. It’s great to have a place to come to psychoanalyze people I’ve never met!
I binged watched summer house before this season aired so it’s interesting to see 4-5 years worth of people in the span of a few weeks. While everyone has cheered Carl on, I honestly think Lindsay and Danielle have the best glow ups. I did not like Lindsay one but S1 but she’s one of my faves now.
I totally believe Luke about production. Andy would of course say it’s not true because it’s bad optics for a reality show but c’mon, we know production likes to stir things up and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Any bets on who comes back next season? Do you think Hannah will be back?
I do think she will be back. Love or hate her she brought it this year. With her upcoming “relationship” too….there will be drama.
Also , Bravo seems smitten with her. They have her on Chatroom as well so!
I believe Luke about production too. Andy is always pretending they are soooo innocent and always says “That’s not true” . It is true. We aren’t stupid.
I think they will all be back.
I don’t see how she can come back, she alienated everyone except Paige and Ciara plus Des is her fiancee but he doesn’t fit in at all so what are they going to do have her doing summer wekends without her fiancee?
Also, yeah she brought the drama, but now she is engaged, so what cojld she bring this summer?
She can’t create the same drama again.
Well if Kyle and Amanda can come back engaged so I guess she can as well. Every single one of these shows has someone alienating people each season. You think they should be done but they never are. These shows thrive on the drama.
Maybe Des will come back and the guys will get along. These guys are pretty open hearted so who knows? She can find new drama. It might not even be her turn to cause the problems next time.
Guess we will see the year. Maybe they will be on the Winter house.;
They could do a getting engaged and follow up to wedding. I think it would be nice to see her away from the mob like setting. I bet you anything they will do a big wedding special with Kyle and Amanda.
The only thing she brings is stank face & her bodily fluids all over the Hamptons on every available surface. Her & Des safari banging everywhere ( during a pandemic ) not very classy or hygienic. Hope the reunion was the last we see of her. # Rant over
And she keeps talking about shaving her asshole? The other girls give her weird looks. They never say anything.
Well speaking for myself I am not interested in seeing a 45 year old man in a summer share in the hamptons, and I would wager I am not alone.
The RHONJ had Danielle, who gradually alienated everyone until she was only friends with Teresa, then she pissed Teresa off and there was no longer a place for her on the show.
Dorinda Medley brought the drama but she also brought everyone down, so they dropped her.
I personally don’t see a place for Hannah going forward between her engagement and that she made herself very unpopular with the cast. BUT, I guess it may just be wishful thinking on my part because I dislike her so much and would rather see a fresh face than her old tired one.
Someone just posted that Kroy Biermann, age 35 is younger than ever single full time male cast member on Summer House. Yet you guys think that Des is ancient at 45? There is not even a ten year difference? IDGI.
The cast should say that they don’t want her there. Lindsey explained how it works…FRIENDS that rent a summer house for the weekend. Is Hannah filming Winter House?
Winter House was filmed in February. Craig and Austen from Southern Charm were there. So were Amanda (and presumably Kyle, but I have not seen him on any of the social media at that time, but I admit I was not paying attention. Paige allegedly hooked up with Craig ending his relationship. I can’t imagine Shep and his girlfriend not making an appearance. But I saw no signs of Hannah being there. That doesn’t mean she wasn’t it just means I didn’t see her in any photos.
I absolutely think that they let it be known to play up that “relationship” to be heavily featured on the show. He never seemed that into her at ALL. And we now know she is not his type/
I hope Hannah doesn’t return! She is not mature enough for this show…her sexual escapades are boring! She is boring too. Whining constantly.
This season and reunion was awesome. Great job PCK. Loved all of your recaps.
I kept thinking that I was missing something in the way Hannah was talking. I had to rewind and see if I had missed part of her explanations. Either editing was out to get her or she truly has lost her sense of reality. She was a little better this reunion but she was still making absolutely no sense and deflecting like a GOT warrior! After last reunion and her revelation about the other men and the sudden engagement of her and Des I am really worried for her and this relationship. I truly feel bad for her. It is always sad to me when friendships end like that. I felt bad for Amanda. I have to say I am a little confused as to why Ciara was so quick to jump on the Paige and Hannah bandwagon. It is almost as if now that Amanda will be married they needed a new third person. Newsflash: Getting married doesn’t stop Amanda from being a friend.
I do like Ciara and hope her and Karl hook up. I think they would be cute together. Karl is a knight in shining armor this season. I LOVED the bromance with Kyle and also his friendship with Luke. Why are the men on these shows so much better than the women at relationships?
Will miss you PCK!
PCK, thank you so much for recapping this show! I will miss it. Hope Winter House can match what Summer House brought. I hope Hannah does NOT return to either show, ever. She has nothing left to give, IMO. I’m still not a Lindsay fan either, but I don’t care if she’s back as she does provide some glue to this cast. Sigh. Sad it’s over for the season.
Another great recap, and totally awesome season! Hannah ended the reunion just like she behaved the whole season, like an immature, snotty, entitled bitch. TT- if you ever get reruns (and the time to see them which I realize you probably don’t have), I feel like you”d see what we see. All I can say is that I have actual love for this group (minus the Long Island Princess)….
I’m still not sure if I understand the 4th wall comment or the clarification after when producers basically rephrased ‘did you really mean this Luke’. Was that for legsl reasons, because it just seemed weird. I dunno I just felt it was ok ending to the show. I’m tired of paige explaining Hannah’s behavior away and her just not getting it, and she’s a comedienne now? Frankly I’ll never watch that bravo chat show because she’s on it. When I’d rather hear Lindsay’s fake sandwich fight over hannah that’s just sad!
Ciara is BORING
Thank you PC Kelly! I am very happy to read you will see us for Winter House!
This show has gone from “never watch” to favorite must-watch fun show.
I did not get all of the past Hannah love. Nor did I get the Luke hate. So glad my intuition is still 💯. Hannah, bitch. Luke, good guy. Porsha, dumb. Jen Shah, cunt!
I hope Danielle and Hot Chef Robert will be regulars next season. I really hope Carl will be in a good place. (Glad he gave us the heads up about a slip in Winter House.) Speaking of houses, NEVER did I think I would be such a major HubHouse fan. (I was moved but not surprised when she told us Capt. Lee reached out to Carl.) And Kyle continues to crack me up.
I wish so much there would be a Party House special with Kyle and Sandoval hosting the biggest theme parties ever.
If Bravo pays for a Hannah and Des wedding, I will puke.
Oh No!!! Who would watch their wedding anyways? Not me!!!
I don’t think Hannah and Des will actually get married, I don’t think it will last. Could be he wants in for TV exposure but she has Daddy issues. I wasn’t surprised that Paige and Perry broke up, she is too into herself to have a good working relationship. I like Ciara, she is so mature for her age! I hope she and Carl can see their way to each other. I am on the fence about Lindsay, she needs to get herself right before embarking on another relationship. She seems to carry too much baggage into relationships and has too many “must haves.” I like her better as a single person. Danielle has found her voice, hopes she doesn’t lose it, and Luke? Not sure about this guy, too afraid of commitment. Kyle and Amanda have come a long way, never thought they would make it when I first started watching. Thank you for recapping!
100 per cent to everything you said. I kind of don’ think they will get married either. Just watching her (Hannah’s) face when AC was congratulating Kyle and Amanda there was a look there. Jealousy, sadness, something. There is more going on with that girl than she is letting on.
I think you are spot on though.
I do not like people who use comedy as an excuse to hurt people. I thought their job was to make me laugh. Hannah, you are NOT funny.
From one Kelly to another, thank you! I enjoy your recaps and your take on things. Take care until Winter House (& always :-)!)
Just came back, probably no one here listening, but I just wanted to say HA I CALLED IT, IN YO FACE!
Hannah IS NOT returning to Summmer House!
WOO HOO wishes do come true.