Wow! It has been forever since we had a MDLNY recap! It was prepandemic! Page views and comments went down hear during the pandemic, and it was shocking to see how many comments this show used to get. Now that things are easing up, and I am starting to get back on track with the site, I hope we can get back normal around here. Being cooped up for so long has so many of us on edge, especially me. Let’s get back to just having fun here! I’m ready! Sort of. š I’m at least getting there.
Welcome Back
Okay let’s go!Ā I already miss Luis. I love him so much. And he seems to have totally deleted is IG. šĀ Anyway, houses in the hood are setting record highs for sales and I almost feel like I need to get out while the getting is good. But Banjo has a huge back yard and when one of my trees fell into the nice neighbors yard recently and I was afraid he might try to get out over the broken fence, I would take him out on a leash. Um NOE. I will not be doing that with a dog in an apartment. If I don’t have a fenced back yard, I will not get another dog EVER.Ā And I really want a nice apartment with a maid. So I will likely never get another dog. And am probably missing out on cashing in at the moment.
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Ryan’s baby is amazing. This show makes me happy already. Thursday nights are the best on Bravo. Ryan is pitching for a listing for the THIRD TIME. Ryan says it is the most badass home he has ever seen. Everything is very fancy pants. I have a buyer for this house! My imaginary husband needs this house. I do not want it. I hate modern stuff. I’ll move into his cape house and he can live here. Even though the already has a Manhattan apartment. But I would housesit. Because I am a very good imaginary wife. lol. Sorry I got a bit distracted. I went to Ryan’s site to send the addy of this place to my imaginary boyfriend and realized that he follows 999 people. I WANT TO BE THE 1,000th one so badly.
A New FEMALE Realtor!
Fun fact. I was actually a realtor for a bit when I was 19. I sold one house. To my sister. lol. I also was sure I failed my exam, it was really hard but I am a good test taker. However, breaking news most 19 year olds do not know people who are buying homes. So there was a lot of unproductive “canvassing” going on.Ā If you don’t know what that means count yourself as lucky.Ā It involved lots of “Hi, I’m Tamara and I know I look twelve to you but, I’d like to list your house!”
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In contrast, newbie, Kirsten Jordan is a badass boss bitch. Her husband is a developer. She has to keep him really talked down regarding his pricing. She is ridiculously skinny so she will probably be annoying. Because, HUNGRY. I’m already a bit annoyed by her. Her listing on the other hand is quite lovely. It is directly across from Citibank and if I was an intern I’d spend my timeĀ peeping. I’m just going to be honest.
Steve Gold
I need a moment. Steve Gold shaved his hair off? NOE. JUST NOE. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING? No wonder why I didn’t really recognize him in photos. MAKE THIS STOP. And he has a baby but has not married the baby mama. I’m not okay with any of this. He needs to go away until he has hair again. I also hate how people in New York say “Manhattan” like Paris Hilton would have said on one of her reality shows. I’m also not impressed with his listing. Or his lack of hair.
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Tyler Whitman
I love him. He is hysterical. And he is all about the LERWKS. He is off to the biggest listing of his life. He has to tell them they need to restage and lower the price.Ā The staging is HORRIFIC. Like so bad it has to be made up for the show. He is asking for over $100K to restage. ItĀ really is that bad. He also wants to drop the price by two million dollars. Tyler has a call with a client who agrees to the price drop but not the restaging. So Tyler paid for a string quartet and some wine and redid a brokers open with his besties. Including Kelli Bensimon! She is still weird. Apparently she is a Realtor now.Ā Who knew?
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But Ryan is unimpressed but the newbie. There is no place to sit! Where is the furniture? Well actually Ryan it is better than the weird staging that was there.Ā Ryan likes Tyler now. Tyler loves Ryan.Ā I am pulling for Tyler. I love that the guys are helping out Tyler. But, hide the toilet paper? Then Kirsten and Tyler really get into it on pricing. Kirsten manages to steal Tyler’s listings???
Apparently, I forgot to hit publish on this last night. It was done but didn’t post.
The streets were going wild last night saying Luis has abandoned his baby and baby mama. Apparently he has scrubbed his IG of them also.
Oh dear. I loved, loved, loved Luis, but not his wild ups and downs, even on the shows. I love him but I think under the surface (or sometimes on top of the surface), he is pretty disturbed and unstable. So sad. But I miss him.
He wasn’t hiding the TP, it looked tacky as hell sitting on top of the counter. Not liking the new girl either. I went on Steve Gold’s Instagram and there’s a pic of LA vs NY Realtors on Family Feud.
It’s been so long since MDLNY has been on that I forgot about Tyler and how much I like him. I already don’t like Kirsten. I sort of like Steve with short hair but I suspect he will grow it back. I can’t wait for Fredrick to get back.
I love the new girl Kirsten, I love her ambition and frenetic energy. I used to have energy and ambition like that. I think thatās why I like her so much. I am so glad this show is back m
A great trifecta on Bravo last night, with Top Chef, MDLNY, and Summer House! It hasn’t been that way for a very long time! Bravo! Sooo, am I the only one who thinks the new female realtor looks almost exactly like the old female realtor that was on the past few seasons? Seeing Ryan with his baby was so sweet. And I thought it was hilarious when Steve’s baby mama said she hated his short hair. They’re a sweet family. I have no cares about whether they’re married or not. Marriage does not assure a long life together. So happy this show is back!
I LOVE NY!!!!! So happy they are back! So happy Frederick is still with this show! I love the relationship between him and Ryan! I didn’t know Luis left again?????
I thought I watched when it was on last, but I must have missed some things.
I love Thursday Bravo too!!!!
People will start coming back. I think everyone is just living large for the moment. It is like coming out of the deep freeze and breathing again! Once the shock of life sets in again …..things will start to go back to the old routine. This will anyway….I am not hoping everything does. Hope some things changed for the better in the world.
I adore this show. Am convinced that in a former or maybe future life I’ll be living in a New York highrise. I also want Steve’s hair to grow back- now it’s just like, “prison chic” or something. I think the way this show infuses it’s “new” characters is great- they do it slowly, one at a time, and the relationships seem more organic (unlike the current trend w/ the HW shows). Love them all (except maybe Kirsten- we’ll see). Just like on MDLLA, there’s an energy to the women realtors (at least the ones they cast on these shows) that I’m not real crazy about. But so glad to have our New York real estate porn show back!
Tyler is just the best, keeping it real talking about needing a box of donuts or the hotness of Steve Gold! š
New girl is irritating……
Whereās Fredrick???
I miss Louis, but I always felt like he had some mental health issues heās battling (like we all are at times) – his are just in front of a camera.
But Iām gna need Fredrick and those babies on the screen soon!
Looking fwd to more MDLNY!!!
I couldn’t agree more with your thoughts on Steve Gold. That is all.
Im here for it, Love love the show, I even have the buildings I want to live in picked out in NY. Watching that I keep thinking that it is over a year later, the kids are over a year older, and hell is about to break loose. They think the prices are too low now,, just wait.
sad about Luis, he needs to get his shit together