The reason I struggle so much with these RHOD Recaps is nothing more than Andy Cohen. He insists on tacking WWHL on to the end of the show. This blocks TWO HOURS of real shows. And the nine o’clock hour has tons of great shows. I’m not missing The Voice or Big Sky to watch this show. So I taped the second airing. I didn’t even realize it was the finale. I barely watched the last episode. It’s not that I hate RHOD. It’s just that there are so many actual good shows to watch at 9 pm and it enrages me when Andy Cohen’s show is tacked on to the end of it! Grrrrr. Plus, I am super crabby lately. I feel like I have PMS but I am way too old for that!
Who Killed Brandi?
Anyway… I’m ready to go on this finale. Then I am dying to get to Temptation Island reunion. And I still haven’t watched Big Sky! At least this season didn’t really have one thing that was discussed to death. The constant issue this season is Kary’s bad behavior. We start with Brandi being dead. That was a fall for the books. She really committed to the role. Kary of course is trying to cheat. D’Andra is right. Only Tiffany will be able to figure out who the killer is. This is actually kind of funny. Tiffany thinks it is D’Andra. And she is right. D’Andra kills a few more people. Then, Kary pushes her in the pool. Because, Kary.
Brandi and Kary stayed up all night getting wasted. They bother everyone who is trying to sleep. And remember how it was pointed out last week that the bedroom where JR was murdered is strictly off limits? Well, these two morons decide to invade it. It is basically enclosed in plexiglass. Of course Kary breaks it. I don’t know who in their right might thought Southfork should lease to Bravo so that drunken housewives could destroy it. That is exactly what is happening.
The Morning After
I love Kam so much. Brandi realizes that she has really fucked up by destroying JR’s bedroom. One of the girls points out that they will be in the news for this. AND, they could go to jail! Now that is the finale I am interested in. Brandi and Kary behind bars. Kary and Brandi go outside to call the property manager to admit to their sins. The property manager was very sweet about it. Brandi feels terrible. Kary thins it is funny. Meanwhile, D’Andra talks to Kam about her vintage Louis Vuitton shoes and her vintage Oscar de la Renta belt that Kary ruined when she pushed her in the pool. Tragic. They are both embarrassed that once again, Kary has destroyed property at a place they rented.
D’Andra, Kam and Stephanie want to hold Kary accountable for yet another destructive incident at someone else’s property. D’Andra says she is not the best person for the job because basically they hate each other. It looks like after they eat breakfast they have some sort of physical workout on the agenda. That is if everyone survives breakfast. It looks delicious. Tiffany is cranky because Kary and Brandi woke her up all night. Meanwhile, Kary texts her husband and he says he is sick and won’t be able to join the husbands on their trip to Southfork. Are we supposed to make the connection between her failing marriage and her hideous behavior? Because plenty of people in bad marriages don’t become vandals.
Was Jazzercise Cancelled?
At breakfast, the girls talk to Kary about her abhorrent behavior all season. I am seeing the salsa on the bed scene for the first time. WHO DOES THAT? D’Andra, who claimed she needed to take a backseat on the issue is coming hard for Kary anyway. Tiffany doesn’t understand why Brandi is getting off the hook. I sort of agree. But it is a pattern for Kary. Tiffany also points out that Kary has done many hurtful things. Stephanie suspects that Kary has another issue she is trying to cover up. That issue is that her husband is fed up with her. Just like we all are. They will totally be the next divorce by bravo if they haven’t split already. I really need to update the post in the link above.
I must have missed the Jazzercize stuff. Or they just didn’t do it because the men have arrived for a dinner where they all dress up like characters from Dallas. Were they even alive when that show was on? I barely remember anyone other than JR. All the girls are sporting blond hair. D’Andra peed in her Spanx so the glam squad is blowing her crotch dry with a hair dryer. Oh Brandi has a red wig. Brandi gives Stephanie a pinky ring to celebrate the fact they are BFFs. The girls race armadillos. I would never. Eduardo calls Kary at dinner. He still doesn’t know what she did. Brandi failed a grade in middle school. Who is shocked? I see no hands.
It seems like the men’s presence makes these women behave. The girls are all in a good place with each other at the end. Could a nice reunion actually happen? The only endnote of interest was that “Brandi learned after filming that she was 16 weeks pregnant. DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THAT? How do you go four months, or even two months without a period and not take a test? She gave birth on February 3, 2021. What is the deal with the baby’s tongue? Also it looks like she does the reunion virtually and everyone else is in person. Oh wait, it looks like Kary is not there either. And it is not a kind gentle reunion. We are going to bring up the chicken feet incident which had all of Twitter calling me anti-Asian. So that should be fun. Le sigh.