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RHOD Recap: Southfork Goes South

April 28, 2021 by tamaratattles 40 Comments

RHOD RecapThe reason I struggle so much with these RHOD Recaps is nothing more than Andy Cohen. He insists on tacking WWHL on to the end of the show. This blocks TWO HOURS of real shows. And the nine o’clock hour has tons of great shows. I’m not missing The Voice or Big Sky to watch this show. So I taped the second airing. I didn’t even realize it was the finale. I barely watched the last episode. It’s not that I hate RHOD. It’s just that there are so many actual good shows to watch at 9 pm and it enrages me when Andy Cohen’s show is tacked on to the end of it! Grrrrr. Plus, I am super crabby lately. I feel like I have PMS but I am way too old for that!

Who Killed Brandi?

Anyway… I’m ready to go on this finale. Then I am dying to get to Temptation Island reunion. And I still haven’t watched Big Sky! At least this season didn’t really have one thing that was discussed to death. The constant issue this season is Kary’s bad behavior. We start with Brandi being dead. That was a fall for the books. She really committed to the role. Kary of course is trying to cheat. D’Andra is right. Only Tiffany will be able to figure out who the killer is. This is actually kind of funny. Tiffany thinks it is D’Andra. And she is right. D’Andra kills a few more people.  Then, Kary pushes her in the pool. Because, Kary.

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Brandi and Kary stayed up all night getting wasted. They bother everyone who is trying to sleep. And remember how it was pointed out last week that the bedroom where JR was murdered is strictly off limits? Well, these two morons decide to invade it. It is basically enclosed in plexiglass. Of course Kary breaks it. I don’t know who in their right might thought Southfork should lease to Bravo so that drunken housewives could destroy it. That is exactly what is happening.

RHOD RecapThe Morning After

I love Kam so much. Brandi realizes that she has really fucked up by destroying JR’s bedroom. One of the girls points out that they will be in the news for this. AND, they could go to jail! Now that is the finale I am interested in. Brandi and Kary behind bars. Kary and Brandi go outside to call the property manager to admit to their sins. The property manager was very sweet about it. Brandi feels terrible. Kary thins it is funny. Meanwhile, D’Andra talks to Kam about her vintage Louis Vuitton shoes and her vintage Oscar de la Renta belt that Kary ruined when she pushed her in the pool. Tragic. They are both embarrassed that once again, Kary has destroyed property at a place they rented.

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D’Andra, Kam and Stephanie want to hold Kary accountable for yet another destructive incident at someone else’s property. D’Andra says she is not the best person for the job because basically they hate each other. It looks like after they eat breakfast they have some sort of physical workout on the agenda. That is if everyone survives breakfast. It looks delicious. Tiffany is cranky because Kary and Brandi woke her up all night. Meanwhile, Kary texts her husband and he says he is sick and won’t be able to join the husbands on their trip to Southfork. Are we supposed to make the connection between her failing marriage and her hideous behavior? Because plenty of people in bad marriages don’t become vandals.

RHOD RecapWas Jazzercise Cancelled?

At breakfast, the girls talk to Kary about her abhorrent behavior all season. I am seeing the salsa on the bed scene for the first time. WHO DOES THAT? D’Andra, who claimed she needed to take a backseat on the issue is coming hard for Kary anyway. Tiffany doesn’t understand why Brandi is getting off the hook. I sort of agree. But it is a pattern for Kary. Tiffany also points out that Kary has done many hurtful things. Stephanie suspects that Kary has another issue she is trying to cover up. That issue is that her husband is fed up with her. Just like we all are. They will totally be the next divorce by bravo if they haven’t split already. I really need to update the post in the link above.

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I must have missed the Jazzercize stuff. Or they just didn’t do it because the men have arrived for a dinner where they all dress up like characters from Dallas. Were they even alive when that show was on? I barely remember anyone other than JR. All the girls are sporting blond hair. D’Andra peed in her Spanx so the glam squad is blowing her crotch dry with a hair dryer. Oh Brandi has a red wig. Brandi gives Stephanie a pinky ring to celebrate the fact they are BFFs. The girls race armadillos. I would never. Eduardo calls Kary at dinner. He still doesn’t know what she did. Brandi failed a grade in middle school. Who is shocked? I see no hands.

The End

It seems like the men’s presence makes these women behave. The girls are all in a good place with each other at the end. Could a nice reunion actually happen? The only endnote of interest was that “Brandi learned after filming that she was 16 weeks pregnant. DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THAT? How do you go four months, or even two months without a period and not take a test? She gave birth on February 3, 2021. What is the deal with the baby’s tongue? Also it looks like she does the reunion virtually and everyone else is in person. Oh wait, it looks like Kary is not there either. And it is not a kind gentle reunion. We are going to bring up the chicken feet incident which had all of Twitter calling me anti-Asian. So that should be fun. Le sigh.

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  1. KendraWatchesTooMuchTv says

    April 28, 2021 at 4:33 pm

    it looks like there is about to be a blind reveal on the reunion … actually two.

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  2. Audrey Stewart says

    April 28, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    Cary had tested positive for Covid, that is why she is virtual. Brandi’s whole time line stinks! Why is she not there. She has enough experience with babies to be able to know what needs to be done so she can travel. She either brings the baby, like Kandi bought Ace, and nursed, or she leaves the baby with the Nanny or her Mom. She traveled when Bruin was a baby and her Mom watched the mistress’s baby. Will Miss Tamara be recapping the All-Stars Housewife show?

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    • MelG says

      April 28, 2021 at 4:53 pm

      I thought Brandi and Kary sat beside each other on the plane is why both had to do the reunion virtual.

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      • tamaratattles says

        April 28, 2021 at 5:07 pm

        Yes I remember that now. Brandi traveled with Kary who tested positive at the reunion.

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    • tamaratattles says

      April 28, 2021 at 5:06 pm

      I will not be recapping the All Stars show on Peacock. Even though Peacock is free, it’s a PITA to recap something that is streaming.

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        April 28, 2021 at 5:20 pm

        Also YOU NEED TO READ THE COMMENTING RULES. TWICE.

        Reply
      • Cortez says

        April 30, 2021 at 8:26 am

        Guest recapper? I volunteer!

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  3. RubyLuby says

    April 28, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    When was the final show filmed? Would Brandi have been pregnant as she “fell” down the stairs at Southfork? I am concerned for the baby because if Brandi did not know she was pregnant for four months I would find it hard to believe she did not drink for all of that time. Plus she looks pregnant in the talking heads. They probably do those at a later time. I am kind of tired of watching women who should know better get drunk and make asses of themselves.

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  4. MelG says

    April 28, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    I was a huge Dallas fan. I watched as a kid. Then, rewatched reruns for yrs. Kary was a bitch about it in my opinion. No it was not the Lincoln bedroom, but you still don’t tear up other people’s property.
    These housewives kill me…Anila not paying makeup artists after she accepted the service saying she’s building a house on RHOP, and Kary saying it’s just a fake crime scene from a soap opera. She deserved some major disdain. She pushed Tiffany (who can’t swim) in a pool, she tried to force shots running that mouth the whole time, she was a rude bitch to the man ion the Oklahoma trip telling him he had a little penis because she was drunk and he took her machete, she poured salsa in the bed which I would say permeated through to the mattress, she ruined D’Andra’s vintage shoes & belt, she broke the plexi glass. I feel like I’m leaving something out (like the list isn’t long enough). She is annoying AF. Bring LeeAnn back and get rid of this one.

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    • Jenny says

      April 28, 2021 at 5:05 pm

      100% Agreed. I’ve not like Kary from day 1. She’s rude, annoying and just not that interesting. I hope this is her last season.

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      • Angela says

        April 28, 2021 at 5:44 pm

        I usually like people w accents but Kari’s voice is so annoying! I literally have to change the channel. How about the scene where she took her daughters to cook? Has she never cooked before?

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        • MelG says

          April 28, 2021 at 8:01 pm

          Me too! I have a friend who is Mexican. I love her accent. I love to hear her order in the Mexican restaurants. She rolls everything off the tongue so beautifully. Kary grates on my nerves. She’s always whining & bitching about something or someone and it annoys me.

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          • RubyLuby says

            April 29, 2021 at 6:59 am

            It’s the high pitched squeekiness of Kari’s voice that gets me, like Teresa on RHNJ. I don’t know if they think it sounds youthful or young but it is VERY annoying and makes me cringe.

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            • Marc says

              April 29, 2021 at 8:00 pm

              Everything about Kary makes me cringe. Always has. Who thought that getting rid of LeeAnne & keeping Kary must be seriously dumb. Kary brings nothing to this show. Bravo please get rid of Kary.

    • Cortez says

      April 30, 2021 at 8:30 am

      Anila’s on Married to Medicine! All of the shows blend together to you, huh? Lol

      Reply
  5. Palm beach says

    April 28, 2021 at 4:55 pm

    Worst season yet. They force the drama and the drama they do produce is boring

    Reply
    • Mary says

      April 29, 2021 at 2:31 pm

      I agree 100%. The storyline with D’Andra was a snooze-fest. Also, it’s hard to look at her strangely stretched out lips. They do not look like they even fit her face for some reason…or is it just me? I wasn’t a fan of this season at all…except for Kam that is.

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  6. Annabelle says

    April 28, 2021 at 6:46 pm

    I got through the aftermath from the night before but I ended up watch TI. It’s still on my DVR but I’m in no rush. I read your recap I’m good. I have to say though I loved the turned around of Kam though, probably my favorite this year and I really used to hate her. If the show does bite it, what will Kam and Kary do for a podcast! The drinking and Kary should be a fun topic at the reunion! All i want to know is what woman in their 40s-50s drinks like they’re 23 at a house party and is pregnant, or maybe Brian knocked her up that night, who knows.

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  7. tamaratattles says

    April 28, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    So I did a bit of research and we had THREE birthdays this season, and there may have been a fourth.

    Brandi’s birthday is July 10. She was at least three months pregnant then. Kari’s birthday is July 14. Tiffany’s birthday is August 13 so at that birthday party with the snakes, she was AT LEAST four months pregnant then.

    So that weird yellow vest? Carrying around the blow up doll and other idiocy that happened were distractions. SHE CLEARLY KNEW SHE WAS PREGNANT DURING FILMING. SO WHY IN THE HELL WOULD SHE THROW HERSELF DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS WHILE PREGNANT?

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    • MelG says

      April 28, 2021 at 8:02 pm

      That’s fucked up!!!!!

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    • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

      April 28, 2021 at 8:15 pm

      She LOOKED pregnant on that epi sode!

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      • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

        April 28, 2021 at 8:19 pm

        I noticed when she had on jeans and a striped shirt. And a black dress.
        I kinda tried to figure out why she looked pregnant. Omg 😲 she was!

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    • TommyT says

      April 29, 2021 at 12:05 am

      She was pulling a Lady Diana.

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    • Keila Flores says

      April 29, 2021 at 9:24 am

      That’s so nuts but wasn’t she saying she was suicidal. Could she have learned of her husband’s infedility tape and had a moment of insanity?

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      • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

        April 29, 2021 at 1:25 pm

        Wasn’t her letter to herself about her attempt at suicide, or at least ideation?
        I didn’t mention the all night drinking numerous times, but Kary could have put her as s to bed.
        No friends in that group if they approved the fall, drinking and a troubled woman being pregnant commit what I think is criminal? So messed up.

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  8. BeeSmart says

    April 28, 2021 at 8:58 pm

    TT, I hate it when WWHL is at the end of shows too. He must be hurting for viewers or something.

    I swear a couple seasons ago Brandi said she was in early menopause and she couldn’t have anymore children, am I crazy?? Did that not happen?
    I hope her baby is ok with all that drinking she was doing and the tumble down the stairs.

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  9. Nanette says

    April 28, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    This is going to sound terrible, but does anyone think Brandi was trying for a spontaneous abortion/miscarriage? It would have ended her problem pregnancy AND garnered her sympathy. I knew someone who did that and it worked; the fetus died. Then, she claimed her husband (who was a dear friend) pushed her down the stairs. Luckily, she was too fucked up to get her story straight and she fucked up the dates. There were photos of him at a birthday party that night. She was busted for filing a false police report but got off on causing the fetus to die. Bitch.

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    • Barbara R says

      April 28, 2021 at 10:20 pm

      You’re right. It sounded terrible.

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      • tamaratattles says

        April 28, 2021 at 10:25 pm

        It did, so I won’t mention another FAS baby or the tongue situation. That would be terrible.

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        • Barbara R says

          April 28, 2021 at 10:29 pm

          I don’t even know what the tongue situation is about but don’t tell me.

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          • tamaratattles says

            April 28, 2021 at 10:33 pm

            I don’t really know either. It may just be a weird expression.

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  10. JKW says

    April 28, 2021 at 11:58 pm

    Maybe, but it looks other facial features besides the tongue in the one pic.

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    • Lisaaussie says

      April 29, 2021 at 2:25 am

      I completely agree, I noticed a few symptoms of foetal alcohol syndrome and I cannot watch Dallas unless Brandi and Kari are gone. So upset for that sweet little baby girl. I cannot believe she had no idea she was pregnant when she was getting so drunk throughout filming. You would have thought Stephanie or someone would have said something. It was obvious to all that she looked pregnant most of the season. Such a bloody stupid or selfish thing to do !!!

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      • tamaratattles says

        April 29, 2021 at 3:14 am

        Well, I am pretty sure that is why she quit. She was wasted everyday for months of her pregnancy and voluntarily threw herself down a flight of stairs. When you miss your period ONE TIME you worry you might be pregnant. Not FOUR TIMES.

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        • Nobody Cares says

          April 29, 2021 at 2:11 pm

          And as you mentioned, she clearly knew she was pregnant because she kept trying to hide it. And Bravo seemingly went along with all of this as they took pains to not film her stomach, but were ok with her being wasted.

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          • Katie180 says

            April 30, 2021 at 6:13 am

            I thought that may have been why the jazzercise wasn’t shown. How could they have hidden the pregnant tummy then?

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  11. Navymommy says

    April 29, 2021 at 1:05 pm

    I live for Kam’s pursed lips with the nodding head. It should be a drinking game. I don’t know what is going on with Brandi but would never wish that situation on anyone. Kary is just a bitch regardless of what’s going on. Bring back melodramatic LeeAnne. She is far more entertaining.

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  12. gigi says

    April 29, 2021 at 2:17 pm

    I’m not sure why Kary has been allowed to act the way she does and get away with it without someone pressing charges. Vandalizing a tourist place? Pushing people into pools. Verbally abusing people? With all the hatred going on in this country right now, if she is allowed back onto this show, then we KNOW for 100% that Bravo doesn’t give a crap about anything other than ratings. I was so disgusted with this episode last night I am just glad this season is over.

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    • tamaratattles says

      April 29, 2021 at 2:24 pm

      Breaking news. Bravo doesn’t give a shit about anything but ratings. They kept Nene after she broker a producers nose. They just gave him (the producer) a promotion.

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      • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

        April 29, 2021 at 3:13 pm

        I am pretty sure that a whole new upcoming talented group of young people can have great ideas for new directions, but similar topics for Bravo.
        Perhaps they should do a search for new ideas.
        Simple.😊

        Reply

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