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RHOA Reunion Recap: Part One

April 25, 2021 by tamaratattles 34 Comments

RHOA recap ReunionGirls and squirrels the time has come for these ladies to LIP SYNC FOR THEIR LIVES. Oh, sorry, wrong show. It time to talk about who fucked BOLO ad infinitum in the first part of the RHOA recap. Reunions are hard to recap. If it is a good reunion I feel like need to type out everything everyone is screaming at each other. And if this reunion is as boring as a this season was, I probably won’t have anything to say other than perhaps describing myself poking my eardrums out if all they talk about is Bolo. Or “Prophet Lott.” BTW, I’ve never heard of Prophet Lott in Atlanta, it looks to me like his “church” is in Dallas. He’s cut from the same cloth as Sheree Whitfield’s man, Tyrone Gilliams and Gizelle’s sperm donor, Jamal Bryant and Phaedra Parks. All of are fleecing their flocks in my opinion.

Boobs Galore!

Bolo thankfully is not in attendance but his fake Chanel outfit is on display, on display, on display. I am already sick of all the boobs. Everyone talks about gaining weight during the pandemic. Porsha’s boobs are obscene. Porsha is not really a vegan. We start with Porsha’s breakup with Dennis and her newfound interest in social justice. Andy brings up Georgia turning blue in 2020. God bless us everyone. Kenya says she was excluded by Porsha in the get out the vote PSAs they did. It looks like it was just Porsha, Kandi, Cynthia and Drew. Porsha brings up a good point, what exactly has Kenya done to support the cause.

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Porsha says she and Dennis are doing good with their transition into just being a family. Latoya set Porsha up with some young buck and it didn’t go well at all. Kenya has filed for divorce from Marc. Kenya says that all of the things that Marc is fighting about in the divorce proceedings are ridiculous things. Not about child support, child custody, or visitation. He just suddenly doesn’t want Brooklyn on the show. She says that is entirely ego driven. Kenya agrees that her desire to keep sticking with Marc is because of her abandonment issues. She says he mother sends Brooklyn toys and cards and does acknowledge her. Kenya and Drew both take some low blows about each other’s families. It’s sad really. Kenya throwing dirt on others to defend her native American appropriation in the Halloween costume got really nasty.

RHOA RecapEverybody Hurts, Sometime

Oh Lord, now they are bringing out Ralph. I hate they are bringing up the young boy and his absentee father. It’s unnecessary. Josiah’s dad just came in for his tenth birthday. I should also point out, Drew is in a tux and looks really hot. Drew said dealing with Josiah and his father was an opportunity for others to learn how to do it. Kandi talks about getting Riley’s dad to pay all the back child support. She says Riley wanted him to do that. People online give Kandi shit about not needing Block’s money. But that is not the point. Kandi tweeted that it was cringy to see a child being interviewed on TV about his deadbeat dad. I agree, it was cringy. Drew felt very hurt by the retweet. I am totally #TeamKenya and really #TeamJosiah on this. This should NOT have been a storyline.

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It’s time for Ralph to come clean about his escapades in Tampa. Or at least Andy is going to give it the good old college try. Drew doesn’t seem to think he was unfaithful. Girl, if your man takes of for days to the stripper capital of the US, he’s not down there playing shuffleboard. He says the beach is is refuge and he needed to get away. Kandi quickly points out that the passed by a whole lot of other (NICER!) beaches to get to Tampa. We have beautiful beaches in Georgia, Saint Simons Island and Jekyll Island are both way nicer and more serene than Tampa.

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Ha! Even Andy knows that Tampa is the stripper capital of the country. Strip clubs in Atlanta are where a lot of legal business is done, and the food is good too. Kandi is not buying any of this. Then, Ralph said watching the Bolo episodes pissed him off. Good. Drew says they go to couples counseling every Monday. It doesn’t seem to be working. Drew is pissed that Kenya made eyes at Ralph during filming.

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So Latoya is there and everyone thinks she was playing sick to avoid the reunion. One of Drews assistants apparently took her a packet of vitamin C in a smartassy way. So she called Kenya to tell her what was happening. Meanwhile, Kandi can’t go to the bathroom without taking off her dominatrix attire. It’s a whole hot mess behind the scenes. Then Latoya comes out on stage and immediately starts coming for Drew. Poor Drew. At least she still has a Bravo paycheck unlike Latoya. She calls Drew Sponge Bob right away. Not even sure what that is supposed to mean. I am sure Latoya needs a bra and has the saggiest boobs on the stage. Latoya’s kidney infection is now suddenly a cold. And a UTI. She’s just scared in my opinion.

RHOA ReunionDrew says she had no idea that even happened and neither did Ralph. She told Kenya on the phone it was one of Drew’s assistants but on stage she said it was Ralph’s barber. I highly doubt that Ralph had to bring a barber to New Jersey. I’m quite sure he got a cut in Atlanta before going. Latoya seems to think all of Drew’s attacks on her looks “enhanced” Drew’s appearance. I am so glad Latoya won’t be asked back. I loved when Drew said, “Pipe Down Petty Peachless.” I honestly have no idea who that is in the poodle wig in the preview for next week. Thoughts?

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  1. atdleft says

    April 25, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    What a mess. This reunion sounds like a mess, and this whole RHOA season has been an absolute mess. I really tried to pay attention, and I totally wanted to like what seemed like the show moving in a new direction.

    Yikes, this season has been such a let-down IMHO. No wonder why Bravo rushed through that RHOP sneak peek! Who knew the day would come when Bravo would need RHOP to keep (even more) people from tuning out?

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  2. Rmicu says

    April 25, 2021 at 10:09 pm

    Ralph looks very handsome in this photo with Drew, he never appealed to me before.

    Drew looked beautiful but she is either naive or intentionally turning a blind eye to her husband’s Tampa escapades.

    Latoya was scared and I wonder if she will “reconcile” with her husband now that she’s still peachless.

    Great recap as always TT

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    • MelG says

      April 25, 2021 at 11:38 pm

      Ralph is very nice looking.
      Kandi looked horrible!

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  3. Former RHOA Fan says

    April 25, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    Peachville aka RHOA resembles a tribe of insufferable women, so I am only here for Tamar’s recap.

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  4. Trashbox says

    April 25, 2021 at 10:31 pm

    Well, guess I won’t need to watch this, but the outfits do look great. I think the ATL reunion sets are always so gorgeous.

    I mean kandi’s deadbeat baby daddy? Who the hell cares? She’s got plenty of money and her kid is in college.

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    • tamaratattles says

      April 25, 2021 at 11:05 pm

      It’s the point of the issue. He needed to acknowledge and care for her.

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      • Trashbox says

        April 26, 2021 at 6:51 am

        Dude’s not even on the show. THIS is the storyline we are going with? In the middle of covid? I don’t care and sounds like I’m not the only one!

        And didn’t we beat this storyline to death like five seasons ago? Doesn’t kandi have lawyers if this is such an OMG huge deal.

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  5. MelG says

    April 25, 2021 at 11:31 pm

    I’m so glad to see this season ending. Kenya made herself look insincere regarding her costume. At first, she owned her mistake, explained it, seemed like there was comprehension. Then, yes, she started throwing dirt which (to me) just F’n erased any accountability.
    I do agree w/TT about Josiah. I commented on here last week that I did not like that scene w/him. It was SO uncomfortable.
    I am so glad LaToya is a one and done. She just comes in too damn strong, repulsively so. She had nothing to offer to RHOA.
    I do wish these women would put the boobs away. My husband even thinks they look gross on here with their tits pushed up to their chins.

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    • Ingrid says

      April 26, 2021 at 7:45 pm

      no one wants to see 50 year old titty, it is just too much. (speaking as someone who has a body about the same age)

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      • MelG says

        April 26, 2021 at 7:48 pm

        I know! I’m in that age bracket. I’m not trying to shame based on age, but they look ridiculous.

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  6. Cavimom says

    April 25, 2021 at 11:31 pm

    No kidding, TT! The boobs!

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  7. Annabelle says

    April 25, 2021 at 11:31 pm

    I watched, great recap btw, but this show sucked! Teachable moment my ass, you mean exploitable moment right Drew! Yeah why even bring up Kandi’s kid, did she demand that in her contract for so much airtime per show. Yay, Cynthia’s wedding festivities and marlo next time, please bring some excitment! Here’s my truth, I missed nothing this season, next!

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  8. Nanette says

    April 26, 2021 at 12:44 am

    I was looking forward to this season because I thought — how naïve! — that the focus would be Black Lives Matters. I was looking forward to the RHs using their powers for good, not evil.

    It became clear very early on that Porsha went to jail for storyline and the women were up to the same petty bullshit. It may as well have been Teddi Mellencamp and Ramona Singer in blackface. Petty bullshit.

    I haven’t watched since BB — before Bolo. I appreciate the recaps, though.

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  9. Sunnie says

    April 26, 2021 at 12:47 am

    Ha ha, I think the “poodle hair” was Shamea. Not a cute look!

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  10. Audrey Stewart says

    April 26, 2021 at 8:09 am

    I just now watched the reunion because I was watching the Oscars. The Oscars were awful! I hardly knew any of these people. The only highlight was Brad Pitt! Did you see how cute my boyfriend looked? The man bun was for a movie he’s filming. He still looked great! They gave Ralph way to much air time. I can’t stand Drew. I didn’t like that scene with Josiah either. Early in the season, Drew told someone, I think a therapist, that she wanted Ralph to treat her son better. That commnet was swept under the rug.

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  11. Fancy Pants says

    April 26, 2021 at 8:43 am

    In addition to the boobs being ridiculous, what about the fingernails?? How do they wipe their asses??

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    • Audrey Stewart says

      April 26, 2021 at 8:46 am

      They probably use that gripper with the long handle like they use on my “600lb. Life”. And No…I am not mocking or making fun of people who are overweight! I have seen them do it.

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      • Fancy Pants says

        April 26, 2021 at 8:50 am

        OMG. I’ve only watched my 600lb life a few times – I get angry watching it so I stopped – and I’ve never seen that!

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  12. Shellz says

    April 26, 2021 at 9:23 am

    it’s clear that Easy P….aka Porsha is favored by production and the network. Drew is cozied up to porsha to form an alliance. Porsha needs allies…that why she turned on Marlo. No one mentioned how Porsha accused Kenya of making up with Marlo. Why does production like Drew…that girl is a little off to me. All of the scenes with drew’s son around the topic of his bio dad were cringe af. So was the scene with Riley “cleaning the bathroom”. That not talking about children. Who is the show runner. This is just boring because they are creating conflict out of nothing. Drew is getting waaay too much camera time. I may have to stop watching. Candi and Cynthia are bringing nothing. Please bring out Marlo. and put her in the first seat. Porsha and Drew can share a chair since they are so in sync with their attack of Kenya.

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  13. Navymommy says

    April 26, 2021 at 12:35 pm

    I don’t watch it anymore. I didn’t watch OC. NJ is still holding my interest. We’ll see about Potomac. Dallas has half of my attention. Beverly Hills should bring it. Watched first episode of SLC and took a hard pass because of that bitch Shaw and the faux holy roller. I will always read your recaps TT.

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    • tamaratattles says

      April 26, 2021 at 1:40 pm

      I am excited about Shahs. The trailer looks great. But then again, this feeling usually only lasts until about episode three. lol.

      Reply
  14. mytake says

    April 26, 2021 at 2:25 pm

    Kandi’s Speak on it was terrific this weak, even better than the reunion episode itself. Kandi terrifically explained her look, cut parts and behind the scenes or the reunion. I highly recommend, it really changed my mind on Latoya (in a good way) Kandi clearly does not care for Drew.

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  15. Audrey Stewart says

    April 26, 2021 at 9:40 pm

    Why does everyone go after Kenya’s butt, when Porsha’s butt is the one that looks fake? That’s why she sits there and thinks it’s funny because no one has called her out on hers. Wendy Williams said that Porsha was coming back to RHOA.

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    • Mike says

      April 26, 2021 at 10:07 pm

      I think people talk about Kenya’s butt because she vehemently denies having any work done while it is clear as day she has. Porsha has admitted to having surgeries. In the words of Lisa Rinna “Own it!” Once you take ownership of it people can no longer weaponize it. Kenya always tries to pull the wool over people’s eyes in my opinion.

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    • MelG says

      April 27, 2021 at 12:30 am

      There’s a video of Kenya a few seasons ago where she is in a cafe or something and when she gets up you can see that something in her left butt cheek shifts/moves in a weird way and is hanging low. It does look like an implant in the video. Another ATL based site has posted pics of Kenya before & after implants. There is a HUGE difference. I don’t understand why Kenya denies it with all the pics out there.

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    • Pat says

      April 27, 2021 at 9:50 am

      Porsha’s butt is real. Anybody in ATL who saw or knew her before she was on RHOA can attest to that. Even when she was slim, her butt was big enough to fit on a much larger person–even in high school–even when she was in a couple of rap videos. Now that she’s bigger, it has grown even bigger. As Phaedra or somebody said, ”that thang needs it’s own zip code.” 🤣

      Kenya has always been a physically beautiful woman. She was absolutely stunning in her late teens and 20s. But, her body did not include the protruding, unnatural-looking, wiggly, lumpy, appendage below her back that she now has. If you look at clips from movies Kenya was in, you will see exactly what I mean.

      Regardless, I think both ladies are physically very attractive, naturally. I just wish that Kenya would stop having her face tightened, and Porsha would stop blowing up her lips.

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  16. Mike says

    April 26, 2021 at 10:04 pm

    Drew keeps disappointing me. I loved her all season because she seemed a bit more genuine than Latoya but the last two episodes with the profit, the horrible gift, and the fake tears have completely turned me off. If she comes back I hope she doesn’t continue with this fake victim mentality. I am really interested to see the direction of RHOA season 14

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  17. Michelle DeGeorge says

    April 26, 2021 at 10:31 pm

    Porsha is starting to act like Nene. She will be thinking she IS the whole show in the near future.

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    • Pat says

      April 27, 2021 at 9:52 am

      I totally agree.

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  18. Forrest says

    April 27, 2021 at 7:47 am

    There is so much blame to go around for all the “beefs”. Nothing is resolved, it’s always someone else’s fault. But we love the “conflict”.
    Kenya plays a great villain and Porsha is an equally good sparring partner. Cynthia is pretty but so irrelevant. Downgrade her to Friend and pass her Peach to Latoya. ( Not happening).

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  19. Pat says

    April 27, 2021 at 9:13 am

    The ladies’ boobs looked like huge, air-pumped, mounds of a foreign, combustible, substance that could explode at any minute. Disgusting.

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  20. Pat says

    April 27, 2021 at 10:06 am

    I think RHOA should either call it a wrap, or get a whole new crew, preferably of ladies within the same age range and life stage. Seeing 50 plus year old women arguing and competing with women almost young enough to be their daughters is just not interesting to me.

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  21. Audrey Stewart says

    April 27, 2021 at 12:35 pm

    When Latoya was at Kenya’s, before they left for the airport, her one suitcase started rolling down Kenya’s ridiculous driveway. She went running for it, grabbing her butt cheeks while she ran. Do people that have fake booties have to hold them in place when they run? This is a serios question.

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  22. Mrs. Joyce says

    April 27, 2021 at 3:34 pm

    I would like to say Kenya’s reunion looks never includes her boobs, she always looks like a lady. The other ladies look nice as well but the boobage factor is crazy, especially when their audience is made of women.

    Reply

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