Girls and squirrels the time has come for these ladies to LIP SYNC FOR THEIR LIVES. Oh, sorry, wrong show. It time to talk about who fucked BOLO ad infinitum in the first part of the RHOA recap. Reunions are hard to recap. If it is a good reunion I feel like need to type out everything everyone is screaming at each other. And if this reunion is as boring as a this season was, I probably won’t have anything to say other than perhaps describing myself poking my eardrums out if all they talk about is Bolo. Or “Prophet Lott.” BTW, I’ve never heard of Prophet Lott in Atlanta, it looks to me like his “church” is in Dallas. He’s cut from the same cloth as Sheree Whitfield’s man, Tyrone Gilliams and Gizelle’s sperm donor, Jamal Bryant and Phaedra Parks. All of are fleecing their flocks in my opinion.
Bolo thankfully is not in attendance but his fake Chanel outfit is on display, on display, on display. I am already sick of all the boobs. Everyone talks about gaining weight during the pandemic. Porsha’s boobs are obscene. Porsha is not really a vegan. We start with Porsha’s breakup with Dennis and her newfound interest in social justice. Andy brings up Georgia turning blue in 2020. God bless us everyone. Kenya says she was excluded by Porsha in the get out the vote PSAs they did. It looks like it was just Porsha, Kandi, Cynthia and Drew. Porsha brings up a good point, what exactly has Kenya done to support the cause.
Porsha says she and Dennis are doing good with their transition into just being a family. Latoya set Porsha up with some young buck and it didn’t go well at all. Kenya has filed for divorce from Marc. Kenya says that all of the things that Marc is fighting about in the divorce proceedings are ridiculous things. Not about child support, child custody, or visitation. He just suddenly doesn’t want Brooklyn on the show. She says that is entirely ego driven. Kenya agrees that her desire to keep sticking with Marc is because of her abandonment issues. She says he mother sends Brooklyn toys and cards and does acknowledge her. Kenya and Drew both take some low blows about each other’s families. It’s sad really. Kenya throwing dirt on others to defend her native American appropriation in the Halloween costume got really nasty.
Everybody Hurts, Sometime
Oh Lord, now they are bringing out Ralph. I hate they are bringing up the young boy and his absentee father. It’s unnecessary. Josiah’s dad just came in for his tenth birthday. I should also point out, Drew is in a tux and looks really hot. Drew said dealing with Josiah and his father was an opportunity for others to learn how to do it. Kandi talks about getting Riley’s dad to pay all the back child support. She says Riley wanted him to do that. People online give Kandi shit about not needing Block’s money. But that is not the point. Kandi tweeted that it was cringy to see a child being interviewed on TV about his deadbeat dad. I agree, it was cringy. Drew felt very hurt by the retweet. I am totally #TeamKenya and really #TeamJosiah on this. This should NOT have been a storyline.
It’s time for Ralph to come clean about his escapades in Tampa. Or at least Andy is going to give it the good old college try. Drew doesn’t seem to think he was unfaithful. Girl, if your man takes of for days to the stripper capital of the US, he’s not down there playing shuffleboard. He says the beach is is refuge and he needed to get away. Kandi quickly points out that the passed by a whole lot of other (NICER!) beaches to get to Tampa. We have beautiful beaches in Georgia, Saint Simons Island and Jekyll Island are both way nicer and more serene than Tampa.
What Is Wrong With You?
Ha! Even Andy knows that Tampa is the stripper capital of the country. Strip clubs in Atlanta are where a lot of legal business is done, and the food is good too. Kandi is not buying any of this. Then, Ralph said watching the Bolo episodes pissed him off. Good. Drew says they go to couples counseling every Monday. It doesn’t seem to be working. Drew is pissed that Kenya made eyes at Ralph during filming.
So Latoya is there and everyone thinks she was playing sick to avoid the reunion. One of Drews assistants apparently took her a packet of vitamin C in a smartassy way. So she called Kenya to tell her what was happening. Meanwhile, Kandi can’t go to the bathroom without taking off her dominatrix attire. It’s a whole hot mess behind the scenes. Then Latoya comes out on stage and immediately starts coming for Drew. Poor Drew. At least she still has a Bravo paycheck unlike Latoya. She calls Drew Sponge Bob right away. Not even sure what that is supposed to mean. I am sure Latoya needs a bra and has the saggiest boobs on the stage. Latoya’s kidney infection is now suddenly a cold. And a UTI. She’s just scared in my opinion.
Drew says she had no idea that even happened and neither did Ralph. She told Kenya on the phone it was one of Drew’s assistants but on stage she said it was Ralph’s barber. I highly doubt that Ralph had to bring a barber to New Jersey. I’m quite sure he got a cut in Atlanta before going. Latoya seems to think all of Drew’s attacks on her looks “enhanced” Drew’s appearance. I am so glad Latoya won’t be asked back. I loved when Drew said, “Pipe Down Petty Peachless.” I honestly have no idea who that is in the poodle wig in the preview for next week. Thoughts?