BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
Can you believe this is the last Summer House recap of this season? What if your pop culture fairy told you that there will be TWO more as we are having a two-part reunion? YAY! I am not ready to let go of this show yet, I know you aren’t either. Continuing from last week (click here to refresh), Hannah is still being a twat. She just has zero self awareness. None. She’s mad that everyone can see how awful she and Des are while she sits on a stupid throne of delusion. She truly doesn’t understand how everyone else can see what she cannot-which is her fundamental problem. Usually self involved narcissists make for good tv. She does not.
Turning The Paige
The rest of the gang are drinking a lot and having fun. They are gearing up for Amanda and Kyle’s big practice “wedding”. It’s cute how excited Carl is about his friends getting married. Paige is coming to some realizations. She wants to be single and no longer wants to be in a relationship with Perry. Sadly for Perry, he won’t know that until she leaves the Summer House.The rest of the gang are drinking a lot and having fun.
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Hannah asks Paige why she didn’t “defend” her. Paige says she doesn’t want to get involved in arguments. It’s hilarious how Paige is answering Hannah as Paige power walks away from her. Methinks the Hannah/Paige friendship is showing cracks. Lindsay is getting TURNT. She’s drunk so she picks a huge fight with Stravy. She tells him to leave, he says fine. Danielle begs Stravy not to leave because Lindsay is testing him. Stravy ends up staying the night. Lindsay is not pleased.
Delusionville, City Of One
Amanda and Hannah talk over breakfast. Amanda asks Hannah point blank if she brings Kyle into arguments just to hurt her. Hannah says no but the honest answer is YES. Amanda says that she feels she has to choose between defending Kyle or Hannah. For Amanda it’s a shitty position to be in. Hannah says she understands but does she? Probably not. Amanda says that sometimes friendships move in different directions. That’s her nice way of telling Hannah that she will choose Kyle every second of every day over Hannah and her delusional bullshit. Hannah later tells Paige that now that she’s being “real”, she will lose friends that weren’t her real friends anyway. Sure Jan.
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Lindsay and Danielle talk by the pool. Lindsay cannot fathom why Stravy is upset with her. She asks Danielle if she is the problem in the relationship. Danielle gives a resounding YES. Lindsay clutches her pearls in absolute horror. How could her drunken tirade be HER fault?? I know Danielle doesn’t bring a whole lot to the show but damn she’s a good friend. She tells Lindsay that she’s pushing Stravy away. Lindsay admits that she knows Stravy will run away when things get hard, so she pushes and pushes to prove herself right. I feel bad for Lindsay because of her huge abandonment issues. She tells Stravy that his leaving weeks ago really messed with her. It seems like she’s postponing the inevitable by not breaking up with him. I do really like Lindsay and hope she finds peace and happiness within herself.
Say Yes To The Bridesmaid Dress
Paige helps Amanda prepare for the fake wedding. A tearful Amanda asks Paige to be a bridesmaid in her real wedding. Paige is so moved and so thankful to be a part of Amanda’s special day. Kyle asks Carl to be the co-best man with his brother. Carl is emotional. He loves Kyle and is honored to be a big part of his wedding. Everyone helps get the house wedding ready-except for Hannah. Because, of course. Amanda looks absolutely stunning in her fake wedding attire. She will make a gorgeous bride.
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The gang’s all dressed in wedding white. Carl officiates the practice wedding. It’s a cute, funny, surprisingly touching ceremony. Then, they party. Danielle’s boyfriend Robert cooks an amazing looking dinner for everyone. Paige makes a toast to Amanda where she thanks her for asking her to be a real bridesmaid. Hannah is seething. In her talking head she says Paige got rewarded for her silence about her real feelings about Kyle. She also says she doesn’t want to go to the wedding. During the reception Danielle and Robert make their relationship official. YAY! I like them together. Everyone gets naked and jumps in the pool. AAAH! We get a SUPER brief look at Winter House! Ciara, Luke, Lindsay, Paige, Kyle, Amanda, Craig and Austen are playing tug of war in the snow. AAAH CANNOT WAIT!
Bonus WWHL Recap For My Loves:
I watched WWHL so you don’t have to with Lindsay, Ciara and Kyle. Andy wants Ciara to explain her filthy room. She said she wasn’t going to do anything over the summer and she meant it. Andy asks Kyle about Hannah having sex in his bathroom. Kyle said it’s water under the bridge but he was grossed out. Ciara said she started out not knowing if she would like Kyle but ended up really liking Kyle. She still feels that Luke led Hannah on. Andy has Kyle answer only nice things about Hannah. It’s hard but he does it. Ciara regrets not hooking up with Carl. They play a few games but nothing super noteworthy is said. The reunion looks SO GOOD! See you in the comments and follow me on the Twatter Popculturekelly!
Hmmm….So, it took me awhile…..But last night I finally realized that Luke truly does not fit in with these people! He just sits in his room, plays guitar badly and rolls all his pant legs up.
I feel funny that I never really noticed it before!
I do not think he is a bad person in any way.
But I am wondering if anyone else might wonder if he is gay, but doesn’t want to be?
IDK….Something is off.
Hannah is disgusting.
I’d love to know if Des has figured out how much Hannah lies about everything, especially the people in that house.
He’s probably still too busy screwing her to give a sh*t, but maybe eventually?
And I will be extremely disappointed if K&A let Hannah go to the wedding….Unless BRAVO pays for the entire thing, it would never be worth it.
Lindsay catching just a leaf of the bouquet was pretty funny.
Danielle ~ You’re pretty awesome!
Gutted this was the finale and we just have the reunion left! This has been the best season by far as we’ve seen everyone be so real. Danielle has been truly awesome and is one of my faves now. I really hope her and Robert make it and bagging a chef too! She’s nailed it! Lindsay and Strav as you’d expect, complete car crash but at least Lindsay seems to gain a little self awareness of her actions. She probably needs to give up drinking too as angry and drunk are bad combinations. Totally love Amanda and Kyle and their faux wedding was gorgeous. Reminded me of how happy I was on my own wedding day! I felt a bit sorry for Paige I have to say, caught between the dynamics between Hannah and Amanda & Kyle. Hannah has been truly AWFUL this season! No self awareness whatsoever, her and Des are just ick and she’s just so damn lazy! I can’t wait for the reunion! I want Carl and Paige to get together and go on double dates with Kyle and Amanda and unfortunately I’m not really that bothered anymore about Ciara or Luke. I agree with ZZZ, Luke doesn’t really seem to fit in and I don’t like how blindly Ciara has sided with Hannah. Can’t wait for Winter House!
I can’t wait for Winter House too!
Let’s hope Ciara cleans her room and flushes her toilet on Winter House. That was really gross on SH and I can’t imagine the stench in her room.
YIKE! It’s one thing to have a messy room. It’s another to forget to flush (but I don’t do that and I am twice her age!). But to KNOW you didn’t flush … why? Because you only feel like doing it every third shit? WTF?
ok- I know this is gross, but I swear, where I work, every time I use the bathroom in our building that the students and the visiting public use, out of six stalls, there are usually at least two where the toilets are not flushed! I have no idea if it’s a generational thing, or something else, but it’s a real phenomenon! It’s a community college. I don’t know if it’s lack of home teaching, or maybe more of a “sustainability” effort to save water? It doesn’t keep me up at night or anything, but I’d love to know what’s going on. I’m of the generation where you always took care so the next person isn’t grossed out, but things seem to have changed…
Hannah is amazing and I don’t agree with all the hate she is receiving. Kyle and his much younger side kick need to go. Lindsay has major brat toned issues. Luke does not fit in and that’s okay not everyone who is self absorbed does. The rest of the house I just love.
Hello PCK!!! I am always so happy to read your on point recaps. No lie, Hannah is annoying as heck this season. I watch the Chatroom sometimes and I think even Giselle and Porsha are surprised at how self-involved she is and delusional. There are no other words for it. She looks bad.
I feel bad for Lindsay too. Sometimes she annoys me but I really think she is a little wounded bird. I think Hannah is too, because her Dad was so all up on her. But Hannah just doesn’t come across well. Des kind of seems the same way to me too. Two peas in a pod that is going to split wide open.
I think Danielle is awesome. I think she brings a lot to the show in wisdom and honesty. I like Paige too. I hope everything works out with Robert.
All in all this was the best Bravo show this season I think.
Hope you are well. Our boys are hanging in there!!!!!
I’m so grateful for PCK! I can’t tape Summer House or I would. I have too many other things on that night. So on Fridays I kept sleeping in. Nothing really happens much on Fridays or Saturdays. Every Friday I wake up and think well…. nothing is happening… I can sleep in. Then EVERY FRIDAY I wake up and wonder what I am going to talk about and find SUMMER HOUSE! I’m so grateful for PCK. And I hope Winter House comes on at a time I can watch!
Thanks for all the recaps PCK. This was a great season of Summer House and I can’t believe it’s over. I used to like Lindsey but she’s a mean drunk and she’s drunk way too often to just write off her behavior. I think Stravy should run for the hills and not look back.
Loved Kyle & Amanda this season. Sober Carl is amazing. Danielle and Robert are such a cute couple. I enjoyed seeing her so happy. The dinner he prepared looked so delicious. I love the relationship Paige has with Amanda and was glad to see her separating herself from Hannah.
I can’t for the life of me understand why Ciara attached herself to Hannah even after seeing her behavior in the house. Hannah & Des deserve each other but I’m betting if she loses her TV gigs he’ll be done with her. I wasn’t impressed with him at all. I like Luke and hope he gets to find some happiness in his life. I’m just not sure it’s with this group of people.
Hannah’s just gross, and she behaves as though she’s stuck in the “mean girls constantly whispering stage” in high school. Seeing her sitting on the bed, constantly whispering and stirring shit, just makes me want to reach through the tv screen and smack the shit out of her. Thanks for another fantastic recap, PCK! Great season. I do love this show!
So I’m kind of new to SH, I just started last season but even last year I didn’t get all the Hannah love. Everybody said I should go back and watch her first season to understand (maybe I should). Anyway, I know she hangs it all on her dislike of Kyle but I don’t think she likes Amanda either. At all. It seems to me that Paige is the only person in the house she genuinely likes. She never would’ve befriended Ciara if she wasn’t a threat to her and if Luke has been interested in her, in any small way, there wouldn’t be a Des. She reminds me of the “popular” girls from grade school who run their cliques by eliminating people. I was disappointed in Ciara for falling for it, I thought she was better than that at first.
right! Hannah wanted to create that wedge with Ciara and Luke. If she couldn’t have Luke she didn’t want anyone to have him. Luke misled Hannah with his feelings toward her but now we know that Hannah embellishes situations. Ciara got turned off of Luke by his yelling at Hannah . But did he really yell at her? He raised his voice that’s for sure but if Hannah was was twisting his words, I can understand his frustration . And I would be turned off and scared if a guy yelled at me. I think Ciara was more upset finding out about Luke’s texting other women than she was about the yelling. I might need to rewatch that episode, think it was the first
Summer House is like VPR but better because the characters change. Watching Carl and Kyle and Lindsay and Amanda evolve has been great. They are interesting and dynamic, very fun.
Thank you, PCK. It’s been 👏🏼
Thanks for recapping! I look forward to them. I feel like Hannah is jealous in a weird way of Amanda . She really could care less and it was obvious when everyone is running around getting the house ready and she sat there on the phone . I think Paige will do an amazing job as maid of honor . I do hope bravo films the wedding for Kyle and Amanda. I will be watching!
I thank you PCK for getting me to give this show another chance.
I remember the first season when Kyle told Stassi she reminded him of Steve Jobs in that high-necked black swimsuit. That still makes me laugh.
I couldn’t remember why I hated it so much. It took me all season to remember … THE TWINS! They were not as bad as the Project Runway twins.
I think Hannah rivals Ramona Singer for the Bravolebrity with the least self-awareness. She thought Luke was “obsessed” with her. “Berndawg” is what you call a pal, not an obsession.
There are some people who, at first, you think they are pleasant enough to look at. Then … as time goes by, you either find yourself drawn to them, or repelled. They LOOK the same, but you SEE them differently. Dr. Eugene (M2M) is one I find so cute and sexy because he is such a great and funny guy.
But Hannah … I never thought she was any great beauty, but pleasant enough. Now, I see a BernHOUNDdawg. Her attitude makes me see her as homely. Between her cockteasing Luke, then boning Des on day 2 and her ignoring the garbage while repeatedly walking by it … I hope she doesn’t show up on Winter House. I bet she’s pissed that Ciara is on it and she is not. Amanda has outgrown the friendship with Hannah. I hope she isn’t back next season.
Oy! Hannah is just awful – delusional, selfish, shit stirrer. I don’t care if she has “daddy issues.” She’s worthless. Demands absolute loyalty yet doesn’t return it. Glad to see that Amanda has matured enough to see that. Lindsay, too, just creates chaos for herself. I understand having high standards but she seems to think that no one is worthy of her. Danielle telling her that she was the problem
Was Awesome Friend 101 – the truth with no agenda. I love how mature Danielle is. In fact, she, Ciara and Sober Carl are the only adults in this house. Everyone else acts like children. Amanda has matured but Karl still goes into Frat Boy mode when drunk. Luke is on of those good looking men who know the effect he has on women & uses it to ghost advantage. I don’t think he’s necessarily a bad guy but his constant denial of behavior is off putting. I think Ciara’s shut down of him will have a definite effect on him. Lindsay needs to stop feeling so entitled & demanding. Paige needs to grow up. Hannah needs to be off the show – she is absolutely toxic. And I hope Carl stays sober because Sober Carl is awesome.
I regret that Hannah’s name is mentioned so often because she’ll be brought back because she is deplorable of a person and we’re compelled to call out her behavior. Lindsay, you are so controlling. Go to sleep and let Stravy dance in the kitchen with his friends. You are the problem and Stravy is not your solution. He’s just a nice guy who doesn’t have the tools to communicate with you. Paige needs to take lessons from Amanda and learn how to deliver clear needs and feelings to her partner. Stop wasting Perry’s time and yours. You’re hardly civil to him. It’s not a good look. Carl is not a good catch. He knows what to say, knows what others want to hear, whether he can deliver on what he says is another thing. Actually we know that he can’t, he has not matured. He’s a nice tall guy but any girl who wants to start something with him better realize he still needs a lot of work on himself and he will not meet your needs as an equal partner. yay for Danielle and Robert, sweet that they decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend. She seemed to finish his sentences when they were having that serious conversation and I wasn’t sure he was onboard with that terminology but he is. Ciara, nice that you own your messiness but to do nothing is peculiar. especially not flushing a poo. As a said last week, if Kyle and Amanda really wanted to be married, they could be. Delay the reception but not the ceremony.