Can you believe this is the last Summer House recap of this season? What if your pop culture fairy told you that there will be TWO more as we are having a two-part reunion? YAY! I am not ready to let go of this show yet, I know you aren’t either. Continuing from last week (click here to refresh), Hannah is still being a twat. She just has zero self awareness. None. She’s mad that everyone can see how awful she and Des are while she sits on a stupid throne of delusion. She truly doesn’t understand how everyone else can see what she cannot-which is her fundamental problem. Usually self involved narcissists make for good tv. She does not.
Turning The Paige
The rest of the gang are drinking a lot and having fun. They are gearing up for Amanda and Kyle’s big practice “wedding”. It’s cute how excited Carl is about his friends getting married. Paige is coming to some realizations. She wants to be single and no longer wants to be in a relationship with Perry. Sadly for Perry, he won’t know that until she leaves the Summer House.The rest of the gang are drinking a lot and having fun.
Hannah asks Paige why she didn’t “defend” her. Paige says she doesn’t want to get involved in arguments. It’s hilarious how Paige is answering Hannah as Paige power walks away from her. Methinks the Hannah/Paige friendship is showing cracks. Lindsay is getting TURNT. She’s drunk so she picks a huge fight with Stravy. She tells him to leave, he says fine. Danielle begs Stravy not to leave because Lindsay is testing him. Stravy ends up staying the night. Lindsay is not pleased.
Delusionville, City Of One
Amanda and Hannah talk over breakfast. Amanda asks Hannah point blank if she brings Kyle into arguments just to hurt her. Hannah says no but the honest answer is YES. Amanda says that she feels she has to choose between defending Kyle or Hannah. For Amanda it’s a shitty position to be in. Hannah says she understands but does she? Probably not. Amanda says that sometimes friendships move in different directions. That’s her nice way of telling Hannah that she will choose Kyle every second of every day over Hannah and her delusional bullshit. Hannah later tells Paige that now that she’s being “real”, she will lose friends that weren’t her real friends anyway. Sure Jan.
Lindsay and Danielle talk by the pool. Lindsay cannot fathom why Stravy is upset with her. She asks Danielle if she is the problem in the relationship. Danielle gives a resounding YES. Lindsay clutches her pearls in absolute horror. How could her drunken tirade be HER fault?? I know Danielle doesn’t bring a whole lot to the show but damn she’s a good friend. She tells Lindsay that she’s pushing Stravy away. Lindsay admits that she knows Stravy will run away when things get hard, so she pushes and pushes to prove herself right. I feel bad for Lindsay because of her huge abandonment issues. She tells Stravy that his leaving weeks ago really messed with her. It seems like she’s postponing the inevitable by not breaking up with him. I do really like Lindsay and hope she finds peace and happiness within herself.
Say Yes To The Bridesmaid Dress
Paige helps Amanda prepare for the fake wedding. A tearful Amanda asks Paige to be a bridesmaid in her real wedding. Paige is so moved and so thankful to be a part of Amanda’s special day. Kyle asks Carl to be the co-best man with his brother. Carl is emotional. He loves Kyle and is honored to be a big part of his wedding. Everyone helps get the house wedding ready-except for Hannah. Because, of course. Amanda looks absolutely stunning in her fake wedding attire. She will make a gorgeous bride.
The gang’s all dressed in wedding white. Carl officiates the practice wedding. It’s a cute, funny, surprisingly touching ceremony. Then, they party. Danielle’s boyfriend Robert cooks an amazing looking dinner for everyone. Paige makes a toast to Amanda where she thanks her for asking her to be a real bridesmaid. Hannah is seething. In her talking head she says Paige got rewarded for her silence about her real feelings about Kyle. She also says she doesn’t want to go to the wedding. During the reception Danielle and Robert make their relationship official. YAY! I like them together. Everyone gets naked and jumps in the pool. AAAH! We get a SUPER brief look at Winter House! Ciara, Luke, Lindsay, Paige, Kyle, Amanda, Craig and Austen are playing tug of war in the snow. AAAH CANNOT WAIT!
Bonus WWHL Recap For My Loves:
I watched WWHL so you don’t have to with Lindsay, Ciara and Kyle. Andy wants Ciara to explain her filthy room. She said she wasn’t going to do anything over the summer and she meant it. Andy asks Kyle about Hannah having sex in his bathroom. Kyle said it’s water under the bridge but he was grossed out. Ciara said she started out not knowing if she would like Kyle but ended up really liking Kyle. She still feels that Luke led Hannah on. Andy has Kyle answer only nice things about Hannah. It’s hard but he does it. Ciara regrets not hooking up with Carl. They play a few games but nothing super noteworthy is said. The reunion looks SO GOOD! See you in the comments and follow me on the Twatter Popculturekelly!