It’s a big week full of thoughts on my brain during this week’s return of Lawn Kid. It takes up a lot of my mental bandwidth. And I am super short on mental bandwidth, I’m still stuck on what to do about health insurance which I haven’t had in maybe a decade. It’s insanely expensive in Georgia. I’m trying to get back to the old lady water walking and the rules keep on changing. My brain is still mush from doing business taxes by hand with pen and paper. And yes I know there are programs but I don’t trust them.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, is I want to get back to spending more times with you guys about stupid reality shows and other distractions! I’ve very excited about the upcoming RHOA reunion and the Summer House reunion and the RHONJ reunion. I’m also super excited about the return of Shahs of Sunset. I may be able to get some tea about them soon. However, I feel better knowing I am not the only one trying to keep some mental health happening and my favorite source has a lot going on too, so I don’t want to push.
I’m a little pissed off that some people think it is just fine to try to kill your wife and get off with probation. Especially since Ronny from New Jersey got the same deal and is already back in jail on new charges that appear to be against a totally different person. To me it seems like a racist application of the law.
RHONJ’s Dolores Catania crashed a wedding reception recently. The only reason I care about that is because it was allegedly for a TMZ cameraman. Hmmmmm Hmmmmm. Clearly a source not for just that story, but for others… IJS.
Kaitlyn Jenner is running for Governor of California, one of the largest states in the country. She has ZERO background in politics and is a Trumpster. WILL THIS NEVER END. Georgia is already embarrassed as hell about one of our representatives who thinks the Jews have lasers on space ships causing forest fires in California. I still don’t understand how black people, LGBT people, disabled people, and poor people keep supporting the ORANGE ONE. He is a flim flam man just like many black lawyers making their income off of parents of black children killed by police. We need trustworthy leaders.
WHY DOES EVERYONE STILL THINK THEY CAN TRAVEL? It is not time yet! To be honest I would probably go to a high end resort in Tulum or St. Lucia if I didn’t have a dog that I can’t take or leave. Most of those places are as my very jealous elementary school teachers said, “Why does Tamara get to go to these places? I wanted a honeymoon there, it is very expensive. Why does she get to go?” Answer: I live in the ghetto shack and walked to school. I bought a reasonable car. I’m not trying to impress girlfriends I do not have.
So yeah, if you want to got to Anse Chastenet my favorite place, it is VERY isolated and also where Kenya Moore go married. There is minimal Internet access in the lobby, no TVs!!! in your room. A phone that only goes to your person or the front desk. It’s like super luxurious solitary confinement and a great mental health break. You do eat with other guests in the restaurant and see them on the beach but is it very socially distanced BEFORE the pandemic. So year if you have a few thousand to spare go do that. But stop traveling. I think this is a Jade Mountain room which is an even MORE expensive and further up the mountain at the same resort. Still, sell a child on the black market if you have to to get there. 🙂 I mean most of you have lots of them anyway. 🙂
Below Deck Spinoffs…
So that COLD version of Below Deck will be an Iceland spinoff. I’m down for it. It is super cheap to fly from Atlanta to Iceland and you even get free flights to Europe afterwards sometimes. So we shall see. And the other one is a new Australia spinoff. PLEASE GOD NO CAPTAIN SANDY! I am actually friendly with Captain Lee. But we never talk about the show. But maybe I should try to get something out of him. He’s just a good guy. I like him and his wife. But honestly, I am not sure we have ever had a private conversation about the show. I know he has never given me and I have never asked for a spoiler. We just check on each other at times. He and his bride are good people.
I think that is all I have on my mind today except for maybe one more thing that is breaking. So I have to go start a new post for that and see what sources say… stay tuned.