Sorry for the delay on this RHOA recap. I got a phone call much earlier in the day and during that phone call, my legs stopped working. I know I don’t get it either. And because I am a Twitter person, that is the first place I went. I was a bit freaked out that I could not stand up. Anyway. Sorry to upset my Twitter friends I went to lay down and took a long nap and everything is fine now. My legs work and everything.
All of this drama could not have happened at a worse time. It’s the RHOA finale! Let’s get to this RHOA recap! I am probably going to be very dramatic. And by dramatic, it is going to be all about BOLO again. I feel like we are all deserve a ride on Bolo’s dick with three condoms at this point.
Kandi is a BOSS. I have a move with her in it on my saved DVR recordings. Cynthia and MIke are going to be Atlanta based. Oh fuck. I am going to have to talk about something off script here. Porsha, Kandi and to a degree Kenya have been having it out over a BLM issue. I’ve totally been trying not to bring up the whole thing because to me it doesn’t matter who brings up the BLM thing and I’ve been devastated, like I am sure you all are over the constant news of black men being shot by police. It’s not an accident. I thought I would restrain myself between getting in the middle of the whole “Porsha’s Newfound Activism For A Storyline” thing. Here is my opinion. If Porsha suddenly got some activism in her whether it is for storyline or not. The bitch went to jail. Let’s give her some slack. We need all the high profile people we can get.
That said, to sort of sum up what I read elsewhere, IN MY OPINION, Porsha did this for storyline. If you look back, I never thought that at all. Aren’t we all in support of BLM? So good for her for going. Then here comes my girl Kenya, I love her so much but she can be a problem. So she made a comment about Porsha using the cause as a storyline. Well this week Porsha admitted to asking Bravo to not use certain footage related to this. It was a scene where Kandi pointed out what she was doing and Porsha wanted it to be her storyline. Her storyline on a reality TV show. Where others were actually, you know, doing things. So take it from here at that point. I feel like EVERYONE should be on the BLM movement. But Porsha apparently wanted to make it all about her.
Sorry, I am having trouble following this show. I don’t like the kids being involved on this show. This is some bullshit. Why put this on TV? I’m appalled. Kenya and her man celebrated the birthday of their kid. I am sorry I am struggling with this. I’m probably going to have to pay five figures for health insurance at a place I don’t even want to go. For eight months only. Something is wrong.
This episode is ridiculous. Something happened with Llamas. I was just on the phone with someone talking about how I needed to get back to my own recapping self. I am really trying. But I feel like I have been dropped in from outer space and I need to make this show interesting.
The White Elephant
So they decide to have a Christmas meeting. Porsha arrives very late as per production. You better believe they give them a script time. I’m sorry I am feeling unwell. Maybe I over did it on the whole cleaning thing? They start the gift exchange and for some reason a gift from Tiffany isn’t a good thing? The guy that stole the gift for Marlo was fun.
Look. I know this is the finale, but I am not feeling well. And if you saw me on twitter earlier I was feeling great. And I am sort of. But I am having some problems physically that worried me today so I am a bit distracted. I promise more in the future. But Latoya is trying too hard.