By: PopcultureKelly
It’s Summer House recap time and I’m excited to hate Hannah and Des even more than last week. The gang is home from boat day. Everyone is drunk, especially Paige. Hannah and Des are still SO FUCKING GROSS. I just can’t with them. Kyle is my favorite when he drunkenly carb loads at 3am. It makes me feel seen. Lindsay agrees to be Stephen/Stravy’s girlfriend again. Ciara and Amanda discuss life after Summer House. Ciara misses nursing so she may return to Georgia. Amanda isn’t really doing wedding planning though she’s excited to marry Kyle. Luke ponders the whole Hannah/Des relationship. Despite being typically mild mannered Luke is wondering if Des is using Hannah because “she’s successful and he’s a washed up comedian”. Luke is not only pretty, he’s pretty observant as well.
Disgusting Derby Day Display
It’s Derby Day so the gang is going all out for it. Everyone dresses in their derby finest to gamble, eat, drink and watch the Kentucky Derby. . Lindsay wants to know why Des hasn’t made an effort to get to know anyone. He tries to connect with Carl, which turns into awkward small talk. Ciara’s horse won so she won 400.00! The losers (Amanda and Lindsay) must dress up in inflatable horse costumes and choose jokey’s (Paige and Ciara) to ride them. It’s pretty funny and one of the many reasons I love this show. I’m not sure anyone won but it was fun to watch.
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The next morning, Paige talks to Perry over Facetime. He wants to whisk Paige away for six months which she is just not having. She wanted him to come for at least a dinner at the Summer House but he won’t. She doesn’t want to go to Miami to be with someone who won’t travel to the Hamptons for her. Good for you Paige! Lindsay discusses her new-again relationship with Stephen/Stravy. She WAY overshares about how they aren’t using protection and how Stephen/Stravy wants an engagement and babies. Luke wonders how she goes from being completely over Stephen/Stravy to wanting to be engaged to him. She doesn’t really answer him but she asks him to grab his ring sizers. Luke warns her that she’s moving too fast but agrees to give Stephen/Stravy her ring size.
Disgracefully Yours
It’s another beach day for our favorite summer babes. Everyone discusses how Hannah and Des have isolated themselves. Robert, Danielle’s new boyfriend, speaks up about how he loves seeing Danielle but also has enjoyed getting to know the housemates. Robert is so normal which highlights how not normal Des is. Paige feels that if Luke had wanted to date Hannah then Des wouldn’t be in the picture. Des goes home from the beach. His parting words to Kyle are that he hopes to be invited to his wedding. He said that only because Kyle uninvited Hannah during an argument. He’s such a passive aggressive, creepy douche kabob who I hope never comes on the screen again. He can take Hannah with him.
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Amanda and Kyle discuss their future wedding. They’re in the best place they’ve been in which is nice to see. They do have their cute moments. Hannah and Luke talk about Des. Hannah asks Luke if he likes Des. He doesn’t and tells her that. Luke’s biggest gripe is that Hannah and Des isolated themselves from the house. He’s not wrong. Back at the house Hannah retells her conversation with Luke to the girls. Amanda agrees with Luke’s assessment. The girls backup Luke which baffles Hannah. She gets super defensive, because of course. The girls do a great job of not feeding into Hannah’s need for a fight. They stay calm and reiterate that it was weird that Hannah and Des isolated themselves from everyone. Hannah can’t handle the honesty so she gets up to leave. As she does whenever she’s wrong and can’t handle basic things like truth and accountability.
Next Week On Summer House…
It’s the FINALE??? WHAT??? I feel like we’ve just gotten started! The gang throws a pretend wedding for Kyle and Amanda. Stephen/Stravy and Lindsay fight which leads to Stephen/Stravy leaving the house. Again. Amanda asks Paige to be a bridesmaid in her real life wedding which angers Hannah. Hannah insinuates that Paige keeps her real feelings for Kyle from Amanda. Thank you all for reading, commenting and joining me on Twitter (PopCultureKelly)! I can’t believe this is almost over. Hopefully we get Winter House soon and our amazing Tamara let’s me recap it for y’all! Have a great week!
Pleasepleasepleaseplease recap winter house!
I loved the derby 😂—this is why I watch. It was so over the top ridiculous that I enjoyed it enormously! I know COVID has changed how we shop but who knew inflatable horse costumes existed let alone where to get them delivered from—honestly the stuff on this show is another cast mate. I had problems just getting soap let alone hay and costumes!
I wanted to shake lindsay last night. She’s my fav but when she makes a bad decision so goes all in. I get it but just no.
Was I the only one who caught Hanna referring to Luke as her ex-boyfriend?? Umm hmm mkay.
I also want to watch a marathon and start a drinking game around Kyle peeing in bushes. I’m not sure I can survive but I’ll give it a try!
And idk if anyone besides me is a channel flipper but I caught some of the history of reality tv (ep4) with Teresa and Caroline and it was good. I know it’s cheesy but I think I need to binge that series too!
Thank you!! I’m praying TT will have me back to do Winter House. I’m so genuinely sad this season is almost over 🙁 I didn’t have the room to add that part about Hannah referring to Luke as her ex boyfriend but DELUSIONAL!!!! Jesus. Ex flame, ex hookup, fine. But she was soooooo devastated that he wasn’t her boyfriend and made such a production out of the fact that he wouldn’t become her boyfriend that it was weird to see her say that. Oooh I saw that too! I’ve only seen the T and Caroline one but I’ll check out more!
OF COURSE YOU ARE COMING BACK FOR WINTER HOUSE! xo ~tt
YESSSSS!! I mean, that’s cool. Whatever. 😂😂❤️❤️ THANK YOU!! 😘
Hannah’s behavior is so bizarre this season. I think about the argument with Kyle where she called him a dad, he responds, then she’s screaming at him to not talk about her family. Whoa.. it makes me wonder if something else is going on, substance abuse maybe?
She’s different for sure. I hope it’s not substance related, maybe it’s more “fame” got to her head and she’s acting like a total asshole related 😂
Douche kabob! I love it and will be using that!! 😜
I don’t understand how some people (Hannah) can show themselves to be so disgusting on tv.
Luke was so right, and boy she didn’t like it and hated that everyone agreed with him.
Hey guess what Hannah….You lied to your father figure and told him so much made up sh*t about everyone there. No wonder he didn’t try. I hope he figures out what a huge liar you are. But hey, he’s just as disgusting as you, so go for it! He just wants to be on tv any way. He seemed like a giant horny a**hole to me.
I really wish this show wasn’t over. This season was very entertaining. I love their theme parties and fun.
I’m glad of how much I really like Danielle now. I never disliked her, but she has shown herself to be very cool and an actual friend that will tell you the truth. (Looking at you Lindsay.) She’s very pretty. And her guy was the same. Cute, cool and nice.
I wish Kyle & Amanda the best. I’ve always liked them.
Why is Lindsay so in love with showing as much boob as possible? Even when she didn’t have much for boobs, she was the same way. But I still pretty much like her and find her fun to watch, so whatever!
I hope Paige falls madly in love with someone, but it isn’t Jordan.
Haha use it!!! 😂😂 Luke was completely right which I’m sure was an added infuriant to Hannah. She’s just the worst. She’s crashed and burned so hard this season. Paige might be with Craig from Southern Charm….that has potential for amazing stupid drama!!
Well, it’s probably fake, but who knows?
I’m definitely looking forward to it and hope you do recaps!!
How about this stupid snow today? (MA)
Yeah true. It should be so fun to watch though! TT said I could recap it so I’m currently over the moon 🙂 My fellow Masshole!! Wasn’t that nuts???? We got a few inches here (central mass). You?
Jordan?
Sorry….Perry!
Hannah went from so likeable to so incredibly unlikeable in one season! Even IRL her social media is unwatchable. I must say her popularity went straight to her head, she’s going to have a hard fall. Paige on the other hand has become more likeable after getting her head out of Hannah’s ass.
Her downfall this season had been stunning, hasn’t it?
Totally! She went from well liked last season to this! Luke is looking better and better. Glad he was honest about his opinion of Des the creep. And the other women finally did not put up with Hannah having a fit.
Totally agree!!! I was so glad to see Luke speak honestly, as well as the girls.
Great Recap PCK!
I have a lot to say about this season but it’ll have to wait for now.. I seriously can’t stop cringing from watching Des.
Thank you!! Spill it yo!! This is a safe space 😂 What are your thoughts????
Hannah is just disgusting and her boyfriend acts like a teenager. She is just so unappealing. And Ciara’s room was messier than ever. I don’t think she ever cleans it. They had a chef there and he didn’t cook anything?
The Robert not cooking thing was weird! They did mention he started the oven, maybe they didn’t film him cooking?
PCK- you’re recaps are the BOMB! So appreciated! I don’t have too much to say except my dislike for Hannah grows with each passing episode. And when I dislike someone, they start to look really unattractive to me. She was “ok” (although, very “high school immature”) in previous seasons and I never thought about how horsey and kind of “greasy” she looks, now I can’t “unsee” it.
Awww thank you!! It’s funny because I feel the same way. When she first came on I thought she was a natural beauty. Now I can’t see it anymore. It’s sad because I really liked her at first.
Side note, can we get some M2M recaps too? Please and thanks from one Georgia peach to another !
Great recap! No whining about life and totally on point! Stay cool popkelly!
Not that it matters much because they are still gross, but it was mentioned that Hannah and Des did not do it in Kyle and Amanda’s bed. Then Paige (think it was she) said It’s okay, you can do it everywhere. No Paige, that’s not good advice and you are no longer invited over to my house.
Derby race was boring, both of them. I’m anti-horse racing so that’s part of it. Lindsay made a big deal of choosing her jockey — made Amanda give us Paige — yet the jockey didn’t even get a piggyback ride. Lindsay complains to Stravy after the race that Amanda cheated because she ran while Lindsay galloped per the rules. Control things much, Lindsay? And she has no filter. I guess that makes good viewing but it is cringe-worthy (telling Luke about Stravy no longer pulling out). Luke had the same calm reply as when last week Des said that he and Hannah screwed after the second date: blink. “Oh, okay”. Nothing judgmental.
Not sure why Danielle had to tell Steven that she still doesn’t think he’s right for Lindsay but I do admire how he took it. Just kind of said Thank you. It’s good he doesn’t get swept up into unnecessary drama
Paige seems to be deliberately mean to Perry. Why can’t she have an honest conversation with him? Rather than um hmming him about their going to Miami, she should be telling him why it doesn’t make sense for her right now. And talk about him coming to visit since that it important to her. She seems to avoid any deep discussions. Paige is funny, giving us a fashion review and hating on Steven’s hat and nautical shirt during the derby. Paige, what about Lindsay’s boob attire? It’s her recurring fashion theme and it’s not classy.
I’m annoyed hearing and seeing tears from Amanda about delays to their wedding. If you really want to be married, go get married. I swear they’re delaying things to get a Bravo wedding. June 2021 is right around the corner, wonder if it is going to happen.
Hannah is going to be shocked at the backlash. I’m guessing she will drop Des because of all the negative comments about him. If he was smart, he’d drop her first.
Luke had some good observations of Des that of course were dismissed by Hannah. How can anyone like someone with whom they spent little time? I get Luke’s comment about Des not being the guy he’d ask out for a beer. there are people I click with and those that I don’t. Not a bad thing, just my dynamic.
Danielle and Rob, funny to see him sleeping soundly while Danielle is restless. She can’t wait to get things going yet is smart to exercise restraint. And no need for Rob to do any cooking just because he’s a chef. Seems like the House knows how to cook.
Carl, seems like he has to explain to every new visitor that he’s on a downward drinking trajectory. Makes me sad. Maybe it helps him to stay on that trajectory. It must be a tough situation for him to be in the house when there is so much drinking going on
I’ll start with Lindsey and her on again off again bf. They were disgusting having sex on TV after she said she had her period. If you do that in private and no knows then fine but the whole world knows she’s nasty. Also 3rd season it was Carl she was tying to get with and it’s now gonna be luke.
On to Hannah and her old man. The most disgusting pda and sex everywhere was so gross. She is desperate and he is using her for clout.
I personally think Carl is gay and I’m here for his come out. I just wish it will be soon.
Amanda, Kyle and Paige I like but mostly Amanda.. she a loyal true friend.
Oh and Danielle. Find her to be a hustler and very naturally gorgeous but without all the make-up and hair done up.. she don’t need any of that. She pretty straight up… Robert seemed nice and seems to really like her. Stravy can go cuz Lindsey want luke anyway… May not have happened yet bit when cameras are down it will and it will come out.. I like Ciara very much.
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I’m so glad you’re back eloquently commenting on my favorite show, Pop Culture Kelly Taylor!
Loved the Derby episode except for one thing…
TMI, Lindsey!
And I adore her.
I just can’t watch some of these scenes without picturing what their Dads are thinking!