I’ve been awake for over 24 hours and am going to bed as soon as this RHOD recap is over. It seems we are going on yet another road trip to an isolated location due to Covid. Before we can get these people on the fun bus, D’Andra apologizes to Brandi for telling a tabloid that the racist video would be a storyline this season. There really must have been more to it than that because the racist video has been brought up in every episode. Usually by Brandi.
Last week, a commenter here mentioned that the reason the Brandi is wearing the stupid vest is to hide her pregnancy. That commenter speculated that she must be about four month along. I’m confused about the last baby she had. I thought the last one was adopted. Oh I remember now, Brandi just has another one. That’s some super sperm. Someone needs a vasectomy. Apparently, Brandi is legally blind in one eye. Why are they letting her drive the RV?
Why Didn’t Bravo Save Themselves A Lot Of Liability And Hire A Driver?
About an hour outside of Broken Bow the stop for gas and Brandi barely misses hitting the gas pumps. After a bit of shopping, D’Andra decides that all of those years of being a groupie on whatever tour bus she could get on qualifies her to drive the RV. She is even worse than Brandi and everything starts flying all around the bus. Somehow they are all alive when they find the cabin But the RV might not make it.
They each put a shoe in a in a potato sack and draw shoes to determine their roommate. Brandi and D’Andra are magically paired together. Kary complains that there are no butlers at the cabin in the woods to help carry in all the crap they packed. It’s time to put on some camo and head to the campsite. Why does D’Andra have such a high opinion of herself? She thinks she can drive an RV, she can’t. Now she thinks she is the best camper ever. She’s not. Tiffany is adapting surprisingly well.
The Bigfoot Hunter
Stephanie goes to greet the bigfoot hunter. He actually looks like bigfoot. He tells the ladies about the time he saw bigfoot. Tiffany fell asleep during the story. Kary is very rude to the guy. First she asks if he feels bad when he kills a turkey. That didn’t get a big enough reaction so she followed up with, “When you kill something do you get hard?” And the is the first sexual reference of the episode.
After some tree knocking and bigfoot calling practice, the merry band of morons heads into the woods. Somehow Kary who is drunk as a skunk got her hands on a machete. Once they got it back from her she starts being awful to to the bigfoot hunter because he hunts. She is just awful. As everyone else is thanking him she tells him he has a little penis. She is such a terrible excuse for a human. It’s really hard to be the absolute worst person on this show. But, she manages to do it every week.
The next morning, they manage to cook a wonderful breakfast for themselves. Kary is hungover as hell. This is going to be even worse than usual. The girls need to choose either fishing or a trip to the winery. Stephanie talks to Kary about her disgusting behavior the night before. She wants to her to call and apologize to him. She is incapable of that. She just rants more about how much she hates hunters. The kitchen is completely trashed. It’s almost as bad as my kitchen. Almost.
Brandi, Kary, and Tiffany go fly fishing. Brandi’s greatest accomplishment was peeing in the river in front of the guides. Tiffany spent her time measuring the diameter of the sun to see what size umbrella hat to wear. Kary just said a lot of stupid things that everyone ignored. It was very pretty by the river though. Tiffany was the only one who really enjoyed it. She finally feels like part of the group.
It’s Too Late To Apologize
Meanwhile, Kam, D’Andra and Stephanie are over at Girls Gone Wine. Let’s just say it is no Domaine Carneros. They are going to make chardonnay. It apparently takes ten minutes. Then, they start drinking the wine and whining about Kary. The girls want to call Kary to task and encourage better behavior. Back on the river, Brandi let’s Kary know that her behavior embarrassed Stephanie and made her cry. Frankly, other than Kary’s bad behavior which is everpresent. So far this trip has been fairly civilized.
They all return to the house and prepare for some sort of hillbilly Olympics. It’s very Floribama Shore but even more ridiculous with older women. And not in a good way. Kary knows everyone is all the way over her so she starts her apology tour with D’Andra. She apologizes for making fun of her scrambled eggs. Well, I guess she had to start somewhere. Everyone accepts her apology. Then she has to go find Stephanie. Stephanie is setting for the games and asks if they can do it talk later. Of course not. Everything has to be on Kary’s time table. They both cry and make up.
Next time: It’s the redneck relay. The bigfoot hunter comes back. D’Andra tells the girls about an email from her step mother.