I’ve been awake for over 24 hours and am going to bed as soon as this RHOD recap is over. It seems we are going on yet another road trip to an isolated location due to Covid. Before we can get these people on the fun bus, D’Andra apologizes to Brandi for telling a tabloid that the racist video would be a storyline this season. There really must have been more to it than that because the racist video has been brought up in every episode. Usually by Brandi.
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Last week, a commenter here mentioned that the reason the Brandi is wearing the stupid vest is to hide her pregnancy. That commenter speculated that she must be about four month along. I’m confused about the last baby she had. I thought the last one was adopted. Oh I remember now, Brandi just has another one. That’s some super sperm. Someone needs a vasectomy. Apparently, Brandi is legally blind in one eye. Why are they letting her drive the RV?
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About an hour outside of Broken Bow the stop for gas and Brandi barely misses hitting the gas pumps. After a bit of shopping, D’Andra decides that all of those years of being a groupie on whatever tour bus she could get on qualifies her to drive the RV. She is even worse than Brandi and everything starts flying all around the bus. Somehow they are all alive when they find the cabin But the RV might not make it.
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They each put a shoe in a in a potato sack and draw shoes to determine their roommate. Brandi and D’Andra are magically paired together. Kary complains that there are no butlers at the cabin in the woods to help carry in all the crap they packed. It’s time to put on some camo and head to the campsite. Why does D’Andra have such a high opinion of herself? She thinks she can drive an RV, she can’t. Now she thinks she is the best camper ever. She’s not. Tiffany is adapting surprisingly well.
The Bigfoot Hunter
Stephanie goes to greet the bigfoot hunter. He actually looks like bigfoot. He tells the ladies about the time he saw bigfoot. Tiffany fell asleep during the story. Kary is very rude to the guy. First she asks if he feels bad when he kills a turkey. That didn’t get a big enough reaction so she followed up with, “When you kill something do you get hard?” And the is the first sexual reference of the episode.
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After some tree knocking and bigfoot calling practice, the merry band of morons heads into the woods. Somehow Kary who is drunk as a skunk got her hands on a machete. Once they got it back from her she starts being awful to to the bigfoot hunter because he hunts. She is just awful. As everyone else is thanking him she tells him he has a little penis. She is such a terrible excuse for a human. It’s really hard to be the absolute worst person on this show. But, she manages to do it every week.
Hangover Helper
The next morning, they manage to cook a wonderful breakfast for themselves. Kary is hungover as hell. This is going to be even worse than usual. The girls need to choose either fishing or a trip to the winery. Stephanie talks to Kary about her disgusting behavior the night before. She wants to her to call and apologize to him. She is incapable of that. She just rants more about how much she hates hunters. The kitchen is completely trashed. It’s almost as bad as my kitchen. Almost.
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Brandi, Kary, and Tiffany go fly fishing. Brandi’s greatest accomplishment was peeing in the river in front of the guides. Tiffany spent her time measuring the diameter of the sun to see what size umbrella hat to wear. Kary just said a lot of stupid things that everyone ignored. It was very pretty by the river though. Tiffany was the only one who really enjoyed it. She finally feels like part of the group.
It’s Too Late To Apologize
Meanwhile, Kam, D’Andra and Stephanie are over at Girls Gone Wine. Let’s just say it is no Domaine Carneros. They are going to make chardonnay. It apparently takes ten minutes. Then, they start drinking the wine and whining about Kary. The girls want to call Kary to task and encourage better behavior. Back on the river, Brandi let’s Kary know that her behavior embarrassed Stephanie and made her cry. Frankly, other than Kary’s bad behavior which is everpresent. So far this trip has been fairly civilized.
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They all return to the house and prepare for some sort of hillbilly Olympics. It’s very Floribama Shore but even more ridiculous with older women. And not in a good way. Kary knows everyone is all the way over her so she starts her apology tour with D’Andra. She apologizes for making fun of her scrambled eggs. Well, I guess she had to start somewhere. Everyone accepts her apology. Then she has to go find Stephanie. Stephanie is setting for the games and asks if they can do it talk later. Of course not. Everything has to be on Kary’s time table. They both cry and make up.
Next time: It’s the redneck relay. The bigfoot hunter comes back. D’Andra tells the girls about an email from her step mother.
I wouldn’t have let any of them drive me. You’d have to be drunk to not be afraid.
Kary needs to get off this show, get some rehab for drinking and grow the fuck up already. She’s not 22, she’s not funny, she’s not nice and she has anger issues so add anger management to her To-Do list. Why didn’t one of these people? women? girls? tell her to STFU and immediately apologize to Big Foot Hunter after her small penis comment? Why are they afraid of her? Her parents sent her to Outward Bound. You don’t go voluntarily as a young girl so she’s had “issues” for a looooong time…. and obviously they’ve just gotten worse. I don’t believe her croc tears. She’s evil. I don’t know why Brandi (or any of them) were driving and why is she drinking if she’s pregnant???? She looked pregnant for God’s sake.
Kary is an ass every week, but she was especially bad this week. I felt so sorry for Charles, the Big Foot hunter, and Stephanie looked completely mortified. I hope this is Kary’s last season on the show. The other women can create enough controversy without her. I love Tiffany & Kam on this trip. I don’t drive, but I’ve been in vehicles with some of the world’s worst drivers, but even I wouldn’t get into a trailer being driven by any of these ladies. The lake where they were trout fishing was beautiful. Thanks for the recap. I hope you got some sleep after you posted.
Brandi is definitely pregnant in her talking head-you can see the bump just above the frame.
And I thought the ladies “no makeup” look was hysterical! Let’s go “natural” and just wear our eyelashes and foundation! That will do it! They looked like some weird corpse!
Kari was unbelievably rude. Totally uncalled for. I also loved Stephanie pointing out that she eats meat!!!
Kary is horrible! I have many Mexican friends from to upper classes, lower classes, all classes! None of them would behave in such an undignified , rude and blatantly mean way! They are horrified by her, as are the viewers ! Get rid if her!
This episode was surprisingly hard for me to watch. My mother has ASPD and this episode brought me back to a dark place. It’s not just the lack of empathy, but the masterful apologizing.
OK, I am way too invested in this whole Bryan Redmond lovechild thing and I keep trying to figure out Brandi’s pregnancy timeline because it’s not making any sense to me. There has to be someone on here, maybe even TT herself, with some tea!
So if Brandi had her baby in February, this would mean that she conceived sometime in May 2020. Tiffany’s birthday is August 13th, and I wasn’t 100% sure if Brandi was drinking at her birthday party, but she would have been about 3 months pregnant at that point (so she probably knew by then that she was with child). I’m assuming this Oklahoma trip was sometime in September, so Brandi would be 4-ish months along at this point, and she is DEFINITELY drinking on this trip. We know that the baby didn’t come early, because Andy mentioned to Stephanie when she was on WWHL before she gave birth that Brandi was due any day, and Stephanie agreed. Unless this was an “I didn’t know I was pregnant” situation, something is off here. Plus, she’s given birth to 2 other children, so it’s not as if she had no clue what her body’s response to pregnancy was and wouldn’t recognize the signs or symptoms. I will agree with whoever posted above that she looks pregnant in her talking head…but I’m still confused!! Someone here needs to know something!! Spill it!
My take on this is, production wanted to hide the pregnancy so fun and crazy Brandi makes better tv. You can see the pregnancy hormones at work though with her over emotional state. She walks around with a beer but I never see her actually drink it. Plus it could just be water in the solo cup.
Is anyone else annoyed that they fight over eggs? I mean the New York women are vicious. I am watching season 5 when Luanne left with Harry Dubin. I would love to see a cross over, the Dallas women would die.
I am starting to like Tiffany, she seems the most authentic. She takes criticism well and tries to adjust when the women are bitchy toward her.
And the pregnancy thing with Brandi, wasn’t she holding a Michelob while fishing?
Kary is a shit person.
I like Tiffany, also how she finally gets how the show works and explains it to everyone while fishing.
Stephanie may be my favorite housewife. She is so sweet and funny, and I like how she talks. Unfortunately she is falling for Kary’s fake tears.
Let’s face it, this show is about as exciting as a sock!! TT looking forward to the MAFS recap, Chris is beyond rediculous this week. Stephanie is an angel and deserve more than this crappy show. Not sure why they won’t address Brandi being pregnant other than they need us to think this show it too exciting, a party every night, woo!! Yeah no! Kary is satan’s spawn with one crappy personality. Just glad I have Jersey to watch later.
Kary was supposedly “devastated” by being called a chirpy Mexican and LeeAnn was fired for it. So it’s ok for her to turn around and sexually harass a stranger? I was so upset for that man. He was respectful while she humiliated him. It wasn’t funny and it was mean. I’m disgusted by all of them. Someone should’ve told her to STFU. I’m so over these women. Brandi being upset over the article was a reach. It’s out there. Get over it!
My Favorite part of this show is Tiffany’s laugh. It’s contagious. I really like her & hope she stays. And her umbrellas were amazing!! I’m not sure Kary is redeemable after this last trip. It was horrible to watch. It’s bad enough to watch her be terrible to a cast member, but to a stranger? It reminded me of Shep. No self-awareness to realize you are a complete asshole.
I’d love to wear one of those umbrella hats because the sun in Las Vegas is unrelenting. The problem is it’s way, way too windy here most of the time. I’d feel like the Flying Nun if I wore one. I agree with you about Tiffany & Kari.
Just came here to say that after watching RHONJ today and then watching Dallas I REEEEEALLY like Dallas. Those NJ women screaming and being crass gets me down. Then I watch these ladies and I’m giggling and having a good time. They’re more innocent, more “girly,” just easier to watch. I know TT mentioned ratings were low but I hope they stick around. That’s all, ladies. ❤️