So for calling in mentally unwell and being a bit late for tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap. But I am ready to go tonight for the second airing! Despite a giant tree falling and destroying my fence and my neighbors shed and almost hitting their house. Today’s place is a wasp nest right by the back door. But I’ve got this! There were some great performances on Idol tonight. This is a really turning out to be a good season after a pathetically overproduced selection process. Let’s see what these angry, horny, young folks get up to night.
Everyone Is On Edge Trying To Please The Douchebag
Last week Barrie caught a bit of Karma for constantly trying to fuck with Nastasha. He’s literally been trying to sabotage her will all manor of ridiculous requests. So Karma bit him in the ass and left him stranded on an island when the tender broke down. I don’t feel like anyone was in the mood to rescue him very quickly. He’s a douchebag. Daisy and Natasha hate each other. Daisy and Gary hate each other. Sydney, Dani and Gary are in some sort of throuple.
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It’s the morning after the worst drag queen event in the history of drag queens. Daisy thinks she has to micromanage Natasha. Then she asks Gary for more help in the kitchen since the guests are such dicks. Is beans on toast a normal thing in England? The only thing I remember about breakfast in London was I would order hot tea with sugar no cream and a lemon. The waitresses all loved me for that. My parents ordered coffee. And that is where I first discovered Laughing Cow cheese that I would spread over delicious hunks of bread. I do not recall beans on toast. lol.
Natasha Is Better Than The Editing Suggests
For some reason, I guess because there is a both a birthday and and engagement on the same boat, Natasha has promised cotton candy to the primary that she either cannot or decided she will not deliver. Never overpromise, Natasha! Personally I believe with Natasha’s resume, production is deliberately sabotaging her. The pressure is on to please nine needy nimords and plane a birthday party and and engagement and dock the boat in very tight quarters. Natasha really does seem to be phoning it in tonight. She bought two cakes, and can’t be bothered to deliver the cotton candy she promised.
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Daisy finds about about his at the last minute. She’s furious She has nine people to serve, clean their cabins do their laundry, plan drag shows, wash the dishes and set up for the next meal. Natasha and the deck crew are not interested in helping her out. Daisy should get someone to figure out the cotton candy machine. But she didn’t. Barrie is pissed that the ice cream and the cotton candy isn’t there. Daisy plies them with shots and it seems to work.
From Boyfriend To Step Father…
In the world’s most awkward proposal ever, Barrie asks Scott, his daughter’s ex-girlfriend to marry him. And you know, be his ex-lovers step-father. Nothing weird about that at all. Scott replies unenthusiastically, “Yes, of course I want to be a part of this.” How romantic. WTF does that even mean? The ring is HUUUUUUUUUGE! I guess when some things are small you go big in other areas. Also, I’m not sure if it is true but someone sent me an email saying that the newly engaged couple had another kid? more twins? within weeks of this trip. So she will have a few more siblings.
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Did Dani just make out Jen-Luc? I cannot tell these women apart. Saffron, whose ex-boyfriend just became her soon to be stepfather (I can’t stress this enough!) is downing shots one after the other. I can’t blame her. Poor girl. She was up puking all night. Her first daddy as opposed to daddies two and three goes to the bathroom to hold her hair and clean up the mess. In the morning we see a tag on a bag in the laundry room labeled “towels with puke.” Alli is the unsung hero of the season.
Don’t Rock The Boat!
Dear Lord, guests aren’t leaving until 3 p.m. That means lunch while sailing. No pressure. There is a ton of wind and everything in the kitchen starts flying everywhere. I feel really badly for Natasha. She’s a one woman show with a lot of pressure on her and everyone acts like it is her fault that the boat is heeling. She literally had no warning until it was too late. The plates are on the table in front of the guests for lunch. But, it all works out Barrie actually compliments the meal. Natasha is happy to finally be appreciated.
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Barrie was oddly complimentary when he left. I think it was because most of his assholery was scripted by production. Daisy chooses the tip meeting to complain to Captain Glenn about Natasha and Gary. I’m not feeling to warmly about Daisy at this point. Colin sticks up for the deck crew. The tip was abysmal. I was only $15,000 or $1,600 each. I think that is the lowest tip they’ve ever received. Even from the people who had to leave because someone got sick. The next charter is tomorrow afternoon.
It’s A School Night!
I’m not sure what “going to talk to the agent” is code for but that is what Captain Glenn is doing tonight. He tells the children not to drink too much or stay out too late because it’s a school night and they will regret it in the morning. Natasha is already in bed. The rest of the children are home alone so they are going to party. It irks the piss out of me that every time Gary walks by they put up a chyron with his name. But the three blonde look-a-likes never have one.
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Captain Glenn returns at the stroke of midnight and the throuple and Daisy are still up. He reminds them they are getting up bright and early the next morning to work. Daisy goes to bed. The throuple does shots and gets really drunk. They do the “one more shot” thing several times. At two am they are totally wasted and decide to go for a naked swim. The episode ends with them about to jump overboard. This will not end well.
I am sick of Daisy blaming Natasha for everything. The galley is not equipped to cook and plate for nine people. The agency should not have booked that many people. I hope that is what Capt. Glenn is taking care of.
Those guests should have tipped extra for the puke towels alone.
I was really hoping the winds would kick up at the perfect time for stumpy TinTin to get his wiener bitten off but the new Fiancé.
Skinheads on a raft (beans on toast) is usually consumed by hung over, poor, university students.
Thanks micmac. What kind of beans?
Lol, I had beans on toast for breakfast yesterday. Unfortunately I wasn’t hungover, studying or poor.
It’s usually baked beans from a tin. I sometimes make some in the slow cooker using haricot beans.
Thanks Mary. I like beans. I like bread. I’d eat it. 🙂
The kind from a can – like Heinz baked beans.
I would’ve just thrown those towels away.
Beans on toast is a thing. Years ago, I think it was on BBC or HBO, there was a series I liked a lot called “Mistresses”. I remember in the final episode, when one of the main character’s lover had a huge financial downfall, in the final scene of the final episode of the series, they were sitting on the floor eating beans on toast (symbolic of how she was sticking by him despite huge financial downfall). Anyway, your question about beans on toast made me remember how much I love British television and need to get into it again. 😊
WOW
The guy he was proposing to would NOT even look at him!
He knew it was happening and couldn’t bring himself to look at the disgusting guy until the ugly ugly ring came out.
What a sad horrific life.
No amount of money is worth that to me.
Well, my husband agrees with you guys that Daisy is awful.
But I really don’t like Natasha myself.
Sorry. She seems cranky all the time.
I suppose you could say that about Daisy as well.
But Daisy has not promised stuff and not delivered, Natasha has.
A drunken swim is never a good idea.
And I am not a big drinker at all, one or two that’s it.
I just don’t understand the ridiculous amounts these people drink.
I would be the one puking for sure.
I feel the same way, I do not like Natasha and I don’t like that the crew aren’t team players. Man Sydney is ridiculous, doesn’t she get the hint that Gary is not into her. He told her he wasn’t into her, she’s a stalker.
How the hell can you expect anyone to cook when the damn boat is sideways? Or serve food? Plus, 9 people are too many, especially these 9 people. If i had to look at them for another five minutes I was about to scream. THE WORST PEOPLE EVER. And I thought everyone knew you were not supposed to jump off the boat at night….
Every sailboat I’ve ever seen has the stove on a gimbal, so it moves and stays level with the boat. Tricky to get used to, but absolutely doable if you’re experienced. If Natasha is an experienced sailing yacht chef, she shouldn’t be freaking out about it.
my my my I keep hearing the immortal words of Captain Sandy TEAMWORK IS DREAMWORK.
Ok, these guests were horrible entitled people. The fact that there are so many children u see their influence is scary. All those kids are just mini-mes of that idiot primary. He is all about the outside of people which is extraordinary considering he looks like the inspiration for Me. Toad’s Wild Ride. That said…
I felt for Daisy. The Chief Stew is responsible for the entire boat, basically, and certainly these guests. Their demands were ridiculous. She had more than her hands full. I’m not dismissing that exterior crew works hard but most of their work is daytime work whereas the interior works day and night. So asking/expecting help from them with these over the tops guests in the evening is not too much to ask. Could Daisy had approached it better? Perhaps. But if these folks work on these boats they should know that EVERYONE is responsible for the tip. $15,000? Please
Now Natasha – sorry but her attitude just sucks. No one can tell her anything, she has excuses for everything and nothing is ever her fault. She is so damn defensive at any comment & is totally dismissive of anything Daisy says. She’s yet to prepare anything that has been a wow. Store bought cakes? Really.
Sydney is just a nut case. Gary has a stalker now which he deserves because he did it to himself. But Sydney refuses to pick up the hint even when he directly tells her. Jumping into his bed? Getting up because she hears Gary & Ally talking? Attaching herself to Gary’s side? Do I smell boiled rabbit?
Now Natasha – sorry but her attitude just sucks. No one can tell her anything, she has excuses for everything and nothing is ever her fault. She is so damn defensive at any comment & is totally dismissive of anything Daisy says
Thank you.
Exactly what I think too.
I agree- I saw her on WWHL and she just seems unlikeable. Like she says everything with a semi-haughty/angry kind of look on her face and a chip on her shoulder.
ditto N. is a nasty piece of work.
She said she sent out 20 pieces of bread?
Liar liar pants on fire. All on camera missy.
Daisy has to keep on top of what Natasha is doing because the chef has screwed up MANY times. And then refuses to take responsibility and lies about it. She didn’t put out 20 pitas and made a big deal about having to make more. It’s better to have made too much than not enough. Same problem with Rachel. Then she was wrong about the poached eggs and insisted on making eggs benedict. She wasn’t organized enough to cook for 9 people. Then promising the guests herself that there would be cotton candy and blowing it off without even telling Daisy just showed that she’s not cut out to work as a 1 man show. Even Leon baked cakes using a box mix. Oh and she didn’t even make up the platters of fruit and breads for breakfast before sitting down to have a bowl of cereal acting like Daisy was wrong for interrupting her.
Daisy never asked for help while the deck crew was doing their job. She asked when she saw them sitting around doing nothing. She had to ask many times, so I don’t blame her for saying it in front of everyone instead of bitching behind people’s backs.
Our next scene will be her listening in their next conversation while blinking her cabin overhead lights, repeatedly with a blind look…
Agree with everything you said.
“Natasha – sorry but her attitude just sucks. No one can tell her anything, she has excuses for everything and nothing is ever her fault. She is so damn defensive at any comment”…100% how I feel. I saw her on WWL, very defensive and big time attitude.
Yes, Sydney could be a bunny boiler.
Totally agree that Sydney is a nut case. She has no pride; totally embarrassing herself by pursuing Gary. She has to be the one to stay up the latest, she was topless ( I think ) when they jumped into the water, but Alii was wearing a bikini top. Sydney is my least favorite.