First of all I am rushing through this because Banjo has already plopped down for our Monday night date. It’s like he KNOWS I am late. We have American Idol and The Voice tonight. I can’t tape both and tape Below Deck Sailing Yacht at the same time. So I’ll sing to him through American Idol and then catch the second showing at 10:30. Should be up around midnight, God willing and the creek don’t rise. Banjo thinks I am punishing him because he can’t go out in the back yard with being on a leash. So I am trying to give him extra attention these days.
Anyway guess whose cute baby this? Hint It is not, Brittany’s. She has to be overdue by now. That baby just doesn’t want to come out and be Jax Junior. LOL. Rumor has it his name will be Cruz. Brittany is BEYOND ready to meet him, poor thing. UPDATE! I forgot about Jax’s tax debt of $1.2 million dollars. He said on IG it was due to a “bad bookkeeper.” That’s YEARS of bad bookkeeping. The IRS will inform you each year the second you fuck up. Then you pay and move on. This sounds to me like he didn’t file at all.
Also Joe Giudice has been spending a lot of time in the Bahamas. I think he is doing this is because it’s a nice tropical place he can fly to and the girls can come down and visit. They were all together for Easter. Look how pretty Gabriella is! The Giudices don’t seem to be hurting for money at all. That’s kind of irritating. I suppose Jen Shah is hiding money in a mattress somewhere at this point. She needs to call Joe for advice.
And now for a word from Leslie Jordan…a song of sorts.