I’m not really in the mood for a two hour 90 Day Fiance recap, but I am really wanting to watch it to get my mind off the incessant chainsawing that has been going on for eight hours without much progress. So let’s do this. It seems that none of these couples are happy about getting married.
Natalie & Mike
Well, we are about to find out what everyone knows, you can’t check in to a hotel using someone else’s credit card. My question is why didn’t production pick up the bill? I guess it was a better story to send her back to the boonies in the middle of the night. I think that Natalie is not acting and is totally miserable. Mike demands the cameras all go down when she arrives back at the house. Natalie shoots some film the next morning. They ignored each other and slept in separate room. She’s still crying. Mike apologizes to her and tells her he is glad she is back. Then he says he loves her very much. She forgives him.
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Mike wants to call a lawyer about her visa. The lawyer says that there is a no word from the government about extensions for visas due to corona. She suggests they get married the next day which is day 90. Mike keeps asking the attorney about what will happen if they don’t get married, she said it would be a problem. It looks like we are going to drag this out for another episode.
Yara & Jovi
Yara seems ready to marry Jovi. But they haven’t gotten a tux for Jovi or the marriage certificate or rings. So they start with rings. Jovi was kind of cheap with the rings. Even his mother thought so. Those oil tanker works make a lot of money. Oh for fucksake, Jovi has planned an Elvis wedding. That is going to piss her off. His dad tries to explain to Jovi this marriage is not all about him.
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Hazel & Tarik
It’s the wedding day and Tarik is happy that he got the location he wanted. Entering hour nine here in real life with the chain saws surrounding me on all sides. And the tree is still up super high in other trees! Hazel pulls up in a very long white limo. What does Tarik do for a living? Hazel was so worried that her mom would refuse to watch the wedding over video chat. But she is! Hazel is a beautiful bride! Tarik starts crying the moment he sees her. Tarik can barely get his vows out because he can’t stop crying.
Julia & Brandon
Julia is not happy about her wedding. Nor is she happy with Brandon for doing zero things to help for the wedding. Julia tells Brandon that he needs to listen to her and consider her feelings. You think? Oh course Brandon’s mom is making the wedding about her. Brandon is starting to get cold feet on the way to the wedding. Leaving mommy will be hard. Julia’s family watches on video chat. Brandon walked Julia down the aisle. She’s wearing a short dress! It looks cute on her. Brandon attempts to do his vows in Russian. She does hers in English. It was sweet.
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Rebecca & Zied
It’s Rebecca’s wedding day and she is not a happy camper. Once again she is more concerned with the wedding than the groom. Zied is laser focused on his hair. The vows were a little odd, but they actually got the deed done. Tree update, they got the tree to fall even further and just destroyed the fence. 🙁 This is giving me heart palpitations. I’m trying to focus on the show, but it is not working. Sorry.
Next time’s 90 Day Fiance Recap: We will check in on the two biggest idiots, Stephanie and Andrew.
The whole credit card thing is sooo production driven. Hotels have policies in place if someone else wants to pay for the room and you need to use their card. Companies often pay for employees. All it would’ve been was mike filling in an authorization form and emailing back to hotel. Especially if it’s a “chain” hotel. I’ve often made travel arrangements for tree crews coming up from the south to NY and having to stop at a hotel during the drive up. And speaking of trees … I’m sorry the noisy chainsaws are making you anxious. Why is Natalie even giving him a chance to marry her? She seemed so heartbroken and it killed me that she kept asking him to decide. They are not a match. At all!
Totally agree- the hotel thing seemed contrived by production. By the way, Natalie is a 35_year-old- woman traveling to the US from Ukraine, and she doesn’t have a credit card? How is she going to travel back there without one? How humiliating for Natalie to keep asking mike if he’s going to marry him. She should just leave.
She is Bat Shit Crazy. I don’t blame Mike. She has this evil look in her eyes from day one. She was constantly nagging on Mike. Never thankful. Always on his ass. He should have just told her never to come . Jovies girl is the same way. Always bitching bitching bitching. They seem like they should be treated like royalty . Think money grows on trees. Entirely way too demanding. At least Julia is NOT like that. Makes me sick they come over here and act So demanding. It seriously disgusts me.
What happened to Natalie’s boobs? They’re huge! Mike is a dick.
Julia and Brandon’s wedding was sweet. I teared up when Brandon started reciting his vows in russian😢. Love Pop-Pop!
Rebecca looked ridiculous riding in the cinderella carriage. In the car she was worried about what Zied was going to wear but then decides the too tight wedding dress/corset combo is appropriate. And let us not forget the son-in-law who looks like he just got back from the capitol siege.
Thank you for the recap TT. I’m sorry about your tree ordeal. I live surrounded by trees and tend to panic when the winds start. I hope your tree situation resolves quickly and painlessly!
“And let us not forget the son-in-law who looks like he just got back from the capitol siege.” I’M PEEING IN MY PANTS!!!! You nailed it!!!!
I know these shows focus on entertainment, but I was disgusted that production didn’t pay for Natalies hotel room.
I loved Tarek using a line from The Colour Purple… “I’s married now”. ❤️ I want it to work out for them, but I doubt it.
Natalie looks so pretty in that picture, I don’t know why she does her makeup like a deranged clown in her talking heads.. it takes away from her natural beauty. That being said I hate Mike. He’s nothing but a game player and time waster. Natalie was really put through the ringer; Mike cancelled the wedding, her visa was expiring, and the whole world was a very scary place during the beginning of COVID. I can’t believe she went through with it, but desperate times I guess.