I’m not really in the mood for a two hour 90 Day Fiance recap, but I am really wanting to watch it to get my mind off the incessant chainsawing that has been going on for eight hours without much progress. So let’s do this. It seems that none of these couples are happy about getting married.
Natalie & Mike
Well, we are about to find out what everyone knows, you can’t check in to a hotel using someone else’s credit card. My question is why didn’t production pick up the bill? I guess it was a better story to send her back to the boonies in the middle of the night. I think that Natalie is not acting and is totally miserable. Mike demands the cameras all go down when she arrives back at the house. Natalie shoots some film the next morning. They ignored each other and slept in separate room. She’s still crying. Mike apologizes to her and tells her he is glad she is back. Then he says he loves her very much. She forgives him.
Mike wants to call a lawyer about her visa. The lawyer says that there is a no word from the government about extensions for visas due to corona. She suggests they get married the next day which is day 90. Mike keeps asking the attorney about what will happen if they don’t get married, she said it would be a problem. It looks like we are going to drag this out for another episode.
Yara & Jovi
Yara seems ready to marry Jovi. But they haven’t gotten a tux for Jovi or the marriage certificate or rings. So they start with rings. Jovi was kind of cheap with the rings. Even his mother thought so. Those oil tanker works make a lot of money. Oh for fucksake, Jovi has planned an Elvis wedding. That is going to piss her off. His dad tries to explain to Jovi this marriage is not all about him.
Hazel & Tarik
It’s the wedding day and Tarik is happy that he got the location he wanted. Entering hour nine here in real life with the chain saws surrounding me on all sides. And the tree is still up super high in other trees! Hazel pulls up in a very long white limo. What does Tarik do for a living? Hazel was so worried that her mom would refuse to watch the wedding over video chat. But she is! Hazel is a beautiful bride! Tarik starts crying the moment he sees her. Tarik can barely get his vows out because he can’t stop crying.
Julia & Brandon
Julia is not happy about her wedding. Nor is she happy with Brandon for doing zero things to help for the wedding. Julia tells Brandon that he needs to listen to her and consider her feelings. You think? Oh course Brandon’s mom is making the wedding about her. Brandon is starting to get cold feet on the way to the wedding. Leaving mommy will be hard. Julia’s family watches on video chat. Brandon walked Julia down the aisle. She’s wearing a short dress! It looks cute on her. Brandon attempts to do his vows in Russian. She does hers in English. It was sweet.
Rebecca & Zied
It’s Rebecca’s wedding day and she is not a happy camper. Once again she is more concerned with the wedding than the groom. Zied is laser focused on his hair. The vows were a little odd, but they actually got the deed done. Tree update, they got the tree to fall even further and just destroyed the fence. 🙁 This is giving me heart palpitations. I’m trying to focus on the show, but it is not working. Sorry.
Next time’s 90 Day Fiance Recap: We will check in on the two biggest idiots, Stephanie and Andrew.