Tonight RHONJ recap looks like it will be explosive when Evan shows up to confront Teresa. Also Teresa and Melissa have a feud. And Margaret and Jennifer get into it. So much for a fun boating day on the oceane.
I am five minutes behind due to some other DVR stuff I didn’t notice until just now. Apparently, that five minutes was a lot to miss and everyone is in meltdown mode. I missed the whole thing. Melissa and Teresa are going the fuck after each other. Joe Gorga says that he always defends Teresa but when they are all together she knocks on Joe on Melissa. Joe is going all the way off on his sister saying that her husband put her in jail and killed his mother. I sort of get his point.
The Morning After
Joe Gorga has a point. Joe Giudice did get way too close to his father and his mother and robbed him of time. I understand his anger. Suddenly, Joe and Teresa hug it out. But, both Joe and Melissa want Teresa to hug it out with Jackie. It’s a ridiculous argument and Teresa is dead wrong. Everyone goes back to their houses. Jackie is upset and Teresa and Joe try to tell her take a breath. But in both households the drama continues. Jackie wants to go home. Even Delores knows that Teresa is wrong. What the hell did Joe Gorga punch? I feel like I missed the most important part of the show. 🙁
Melissa feels really bad for Jackie. She says she can take Theresa but Jackie can’t. Now Evan is coming. And everyone is frazzled. Joe Gorga begs Teresa not to be a cunt. We’ll see how that goes. No one seems to be on Teresa’s side. Even Delores. Or maybe they are all on her side. They just want her to stop shooting herself in the foot. It’s almost like they are trying to get along, until Jennifer says she has issues with Margaret.
On The Boat! Yay! Right? Um Not So Much…
So it’s time to enjoy the water and go boating and hop on a wave runner if you want to. But no, it can never bet that easy. This is why I like to go on vacation by myself. After the news with Jen Shah, I am totally over Teresa again. I hate all the felons by Bravo and there has been one on almost every show.
SORRY I DID NOT MEAN TO HIT PUBLISH SCARY SHIT IS GOING ON HERE. I don’t know if something hit my house or if someone is in my backyard or what the fuck is going on. I can’t find my neighbor’s phone number. I’m kind of freaking out, but it seems to have passed now so refresh in a half hour or so for the full recap.
In other scary news, Teresa just apologized to Jackie. It looks like she is afraid of Evan. My heart is beating out of my chest. Maybe it was just a limb falling or something? It was either a big limb or a big person but I am not going out there. Teresa apologizes to Evan, sort of. But it seemed to work for Jackie and Evan.
Officially On The Water
Everyone goes out and has a blast. Then it’s time for a dinner brawl. Or a lunch brawl or whatever it was. I’m still on high alert. I am totally ignoring this argument and looking for my high powered flashlight that I cannot find anywhere. Margaret and Jennifer argue at some point and it is all ridiculous. I need more flashlights. Sorry, I sort of lost it tonight. I can’t find the right flashlight to check out my back yard and may need to call the police. Even though they do not come to this hood.