Tonight RHONJ recap looks like it will be explosive when Evan shows up to confront Teresa. Also Teresa and Melissa have a feud. And Margaret and Jennifer get into it. So much for a fun boating day on the oceane.
I am five minutes behind due to some other DVR stuff I didn’t notice until just now. Apparently, that five minutes was a lot to miss and everyone is in meltdown mode. I missed the whole thing. Melissa and Teresa are going the fuck after each other. Joe Gorga says that he always defends Teresa but when they are all together she knocks on Joe on Melissa. Joe is going all the way off on his sister saying that her husband put her in jail and killed his mother. I sort of get his point.
The Morning After
Joe Gorga has a point. Joe Giudice did get way too close to his father and his mother and robbed him of time. I understand his anger. Suddenly, Joe and Teresa hug it out. But, both Joe and Melissa want Teresa to hug it out with Jackie. It’s a ridiculous argument and Teresa is dead wrong. Everyone goes back to their houses. Jackie is upset and Teresa and Joe try to tell her take a breath. But in both households the drama continues. Jackie wants to go home. Even Delores knows that Teresa is wrong. What the hell did Joe Gorga punch? I feel like I missed the most important part of the show. 🙁
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Melissa feels really bad for Jackie. She says she can take Theresa but Jackie can’t. Now Evan is coming. And everyone is frazzled. Joe Gorga begs Teresa not to be a cunt. We’ll see how that goes. No one seems to be on Teresa’s side. Even Delores. Or maybe they are all on her side. They just want her to stop shooting herself in the foot. It’s almost like they are trying to get along, until Jennifer says she has issues with Margaret.
On The Boat! Yay! Right? Um Not So Much…
So it’s time to enjoy the water and go boating and hop on a wave runner if you want to. But no, it can never bet that easy. This is why I like to go on vacation by myself. After the news with Jen Shah, I am totally over Teresa again. I hate all the felons by Bravo and there has been one on almost every show.
SORRY I DID NOT MEAN TO HIT PUBLISH SCARY SHIT IS GOING ON HERE. I don’t know if something hit my house or if someone is in my backyard or what the fuck is going on. I can’t find my neighbor’s phone number. I’m kind of freaking out, but it seems to have passed now so refresh in a half hour or so for the full recap.
In other scary news, Teresa just apologized to Jackie. It looks like she is afraid of Evan. My heart is beating out of my chest. Maybe it was just a limb falling or something? It was either a big limb or a big person but I am not going out there. Teresa apologizes to Evan, sort of. But it seemed to work for Jackie and Evan.
Officially On The Water
Everyone goes out and has a blast. Then it’s time for a dinner brawl. Or a lunch brawl or whatever it was. I’m still on high alert. I am totally ignoring this argument and looking for my high powered flashlight that I cannot find anywhere. Margaret and Jennifer argue at some point and it is all ridiculous. I need more flashlights. Sorry, I sort of lost it tonight. I can’t find the right flashlight to check out my back yard and may need to call the police. Even though they do not come to this hood.
I’m getting annoyed with Jackie. She’s becoming too easily frazzled. She needs to meet fire by fire.
Jackie is FOS. She’s playing the poor victim and wants everyone to protect her from big bag Teresa. It’s a freaking rumor…grow TF up. You made it so much worse but acting like a 10 year old.
Give us an update on your status & let us know you’re okay.
I agreed with everything that came out of Joe gorga’s mouth when he was talking to Teresa. Teresa is a horrible human being and the way she treats Melissa and just about everyone else is hard to watch
Yes! Totally agree.
Absolutely. I actually cried, because I wish more than anything I had a brother like Joe.
he hit the table with his fist. Also I love how Melissa tossed the bowl of cheese then went back and cleaned it up. Precious.
I laughed about that. She didn’t want to leave it for anyone to have to clean up. Like those sour gummy bear commercials first they’re sour then they’re sweet LOL
…and Frank C was helping her!
Love him!
I tend to agree, but the funny thing about it is it sort of makes me think Teresa needs validation from men before she agrees to change her mind, doesn’t matter that the women were giving her plenty of reasons why her decision making was flawed it wasn’t until her brother went off on her that she agreed to change her behavior. It was kind of fascinating to watch really.
That Teresa is one vile human being. WhT more she wears this stupid what did I do wrong expression on her face that makes me want to snatch her up. No of the ladies except Melissa is bold enough to tell her other face that she’s a nasty dumb ass dunce. Joel’s it but it was a long time coming. On another note, as hard as I try I just can’t get with Delores hanging out with her ex husband like a couple while she had a perfectly good boyfriend at home. Anyhoo, hope all is well with you TT.
I think her “perfectly good boyfriend” is in love with his job. The humble hero doctor saving all of the childbearing women in his town. Ick. He annoys me.
Lol he does kind of give off a creeper vibe, which I admit may be an unfair view on it, but then again Delores’ relationship with her ex would give me pause as well I should think.
I see what you’re saying about Delores and her ex, but that is by far the more interesting relationship of the two.
But speaking of Delores I really wish she would crawl out of Teresa’s backside her constant excuse making for Teresa’s bs is beyond exhausting to watch at this point.
Teresa: “I feel uncomfortable talking to the husband.” What you really mean Teresa is that you are uncomfortable taking responsibility for your actions.
I cannot stand that teresa monster, dumb ass, uneducated idiot. Her brother was 100% accurate. When she said she uncomfortable talking to Evan, that showed her true colors. She knows her screaming and tantrums won’t fly with Evan. She’s afraid of him. The other women need to tell her the truth once in a while. Where is the strong Jackie from a few years back. Why is she crying so much?
I so agree!
It’s funny how teresa expects everyone to just defend her like she hasn’t done anything. You can tell it drives people crazy having to defend her (Dolores/siggy when it was Tre Vs Jaq or even when Dolores got in her face about the posche fashion show). I liked how Melissa/Joe really put her in her place, especially Melissa getting in her face. Idk I take it that Teresa is Jealous of Jackie because she’s married and (looks like) the perfect life. That’s what Teresa tried to show in the first few seasons. Over Jennifer and her bringing nothing to the show!
try some motion detection lights. solar powered. stick them anywhere in the yard, they’re not hard wired. The dogs (or burglars) activate them when they’re out in the yard. lights are sensitive and will turn on at a quite a distance from the moving object.
I get why Jackie is so freaked out about the rumors. Evan works in finance and there’s a saying that if you cheat on your wife, you’ll cheat a client. Lots of firms don’t want someone who has the word ‘cheater’ associated with them – he could easily lose his job.
The Firm? This is known in finance those guys mess around all the time. If Jackie was concerned about her and Evan’s reputation a reality show was a poor choice. This is what they do sling mud at each other.
I love living and traveling by myself because I don’t have to put up with anyone else. However, when I hear strange noises at night, I miss having someone around to check it out for me. I wish this would be Tre’s last season on the show. She’s pathetic. I think Evan had the line of the night when the women were arguing and the men moved over to the bar area to drink and he said meals seem to make them argue. They should just be given power bars instead of a meal and maybe they wouldn’t fight.
I hope you’re safe and that noise was nothing too serious.
So one of the reasons I have been more whiney and miserable lately is because it rained for like a week or more straight. The ground is very saturated. One of my VERY tall pines has toppled over onto my neighbors yard destroying one of their sheds. I called my insurance agency and they say it is on them. Act of God, not my fault etc.
THESE ARE THE GOOD NEIGHBORS. I feel so terrible. Last night the husband told the wife to take the kids to safety and they left. It was all terrifying. I’m still terrified. Those of you who have been around here long enough will know I have mentioned my fear of trees (which sounds weird) but There are huge trees all around my house and one of the neighbors on the other side fell on my fence in the past.
So right now there is a giant tree that is continuing to squash the neighbor’s shed and it is hanging over all to the kids’ play area and I am afraid to let Banjo out in the yard. My heart is beating out of my chest. When talking to my insurance rep he sort of made me more anxious because he started talking about his own property, how the ground is way over saturated and today there are supposed to be high winds.
I’m sort of frozen in place. Thanks for listening.
I feel you. Storms have a whole new meeting when you are a homeowner. The first year we had our house we had a huge wind shear during a storm and blew over a huge double trunked tree that literally filled our whole back yard (at least 1/4 acre, our back yard, maybe more) . It was terrifying.
My next door neighbors, weeks before they sold their house, lost a tree that fell on wires which were connected to the front of the house across the street and pulled half the roof off! Everyone was mature about it, but they had blue tarp flapping on their roof for months before the insurance company figured it out with the power company.
Perhaps there was a ton of expensive equipment in your neighbor’s shed that their insurance company will reimburse? maybe?
Oh, TT, I know you must feel rather devastated! We also have tons of trees surrounding our property- last summer we had what I’m convinced was a tornado drop two huge trees- destroyed our fence and an entire section of our yard. Still- I’d rather that than having one of our trees affect neighbors- I completely understand how you feel. I feel like someone’s homeowner’s insurance would have to pay for this- yours or his, given the cost of removing the tree and replacing the shed? My bet is your neighbor’s homeowner’s will pay, but I know you won’t rest easy till it’s settled. Ughh, you’ve had a time of it lately (which nobody needs to tell you, I know). Prayers and hugs…
My neighbors seem to have just left again. Haven’t seen anyone all day. I really need to know the plan. I can’t let Banjo in the back yard without a leash. This is a nightmare that appears to be going nowhere. The giant tree is not on the ground, it is being held up by a small (but apparently sturdy) shen and is also stuck in their tree tops. So it could fall further at any moment.
So the neighbors are unable to live in their home until the tree is removed. The tree is still very high up and stuck in one of their oak trees. Apparently, arborists told her today if it comes down before they can get it removed it will land in their beautiful livingroom. Also there are three elaborate playscapes in the backyard that could be taken out. I can’t fix my side of the tree until the tree is taken down. So Banjo can’t run free in the yard because it isn’t safe and he always goes straight to the tree because it’s a new thing in his domain. He must feel like I am punishing him and that breaks my heart. The neighbors have taken all of their cars over to a parents house with their children. This is just so very unsettling. Also their insurance has not approved the “very, very, very expensive tree removal.” It’s a HUGE tree. I’m not good with height but it is AT LEAST three stories tall and the bottom of the tree is 3-4 feet in diameter.
That sucks T. It is truly frightening. About 10 years ago we a hurricane here. This was the year there was an earthquake and 3 days later a hurricane. The earthquake happened during my back to school open house. Pretty wild week. Anyway, a giant oak fell on my parents house. They were laying in bed and it fell on that corner of the house. Mom didn’t sleep for days! It was super expensive to have removed but the insurance company was right on it. They did have to live in the house for several days with the tree resting on their roof. Mom is still petrified of storms and I don’t blame her.
Teresa is intimidated by men- that’s why she didn’t want to talk to Evan. Look how quickly she cow-towed to her brother. She feels like the women will have her back (or at least not buck her too much), but knows the men will not.
Jackie does NOT seem as strong as she projected over the past few seasons. Stress often causes an eating disorder to start/return to give a feeling of control. I hope that is not what is going on with her.
Jennifer seemed sympathetic to Jackie, which was nice. Until she made it about her … sigh.
All bullies are cowed by people who actually stand up to them. That is why Teresa yells and runs away. NeNe Leakes does the same thing. Like all bullies Teresa knows who to mess with. Notice how she never came at Caroline that way.
Old school Italian culture the “man” has the final word. The way we were brought up never to question your “man.” This is how Joe got away with all the fraud. Yea she should have known better. But grow up in a household were this behavior is normalized. Once you are out of it you realize how f’d up it is! It’s like living with a narc but without the gaslighting just I am a man you obey.
Watch Tre more closely since she is no longer with Joe. Melissa who still is in it.
Are you okay?
kind of.
You have me ROLLING!! “Theresa and Joe seem to have made up, but there’s a dead person in my yard!” It’s hysterical but I realize not for you. But you are so funny. Funny is my favorite thing because along with funny you always get intelligence and perspective. I really do hope you’re ok. Is the neighborhood getting better? Did you say that or did I imagine it! Hope it’s the former.
Jesus!! JOE AND MELISSA WENT HAM ON THERESA!! I almost missed it had to back it up 3 times. Joe called Joe G a POS who put his sister in jail 🙄 And killed his mother. It’s about fucking time. Joe has every reason to hate him and is sick of, “But Jackie said the word jail!!”’But I adore The Marge, Delores and the guys are the best part of the show. You need to see that takedown.
Why does Bravo love Teresa so much? Ratings? She is dumb as F, she lies through her teeth at every turn, she is a convicted criminal who knew exactly what she was doing- don’t blame it all on Joe …it’s disgusting and I cannot watch anymore because her life and behavior is horrible. bravo needs to fire her and continue on with the newbies instead of keeping this dumpster fire alive. Stop paying criminals Bravo!
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👎 with Bravo felons! This isn’t a fictional show, these are bad people being rewarded for bad behavior.
Joe and Melissa need to understand that their feelings toward Joe Guidice are 100% valid but they need to watch what they say. Joe has 4 daughters who love him. They don’t need their uncle to trash their dad on national TV. That whole stupid rumor was blown so far out of proportion. As far as I’m concerned Jackie should have never said that comment about Teresa or Joe going to jail if she could control him. She knew it was below the belt, she knew it was a false equivalence. The conversation was about the influence a wife has over his husband…and Jackie knows that is true…but she chose to go below the belt. I don’t like people like her (and Drew on RHOA). They are very calculated and deliberate. They throw daggers to get a reaction from their targets. I haven’t liked Jackie since then. Who cries hysterically because there is a rumor about their husband.
💯 to everything you said. Plus I really think the “rumors” of infidelity are true.
Me too…but I was trying to be nice. lol
YES!!!! The Gorgas seem to fail to realize that Joe Giudice is the father of Teresa’s children. She’ll always have a sense of loyalty to him, especially since they are in a good place. It’d suck to be Gia, Gabriella, Milania, or Tre’s other daughter…having to see their uncle and aunt trash their dad on TV.
Exactly…Melissa is so blinded by her “I’m so much better than Teresa…look how bad she treats us” shtick that she can’t see that.
Evergreen trees have tap roots — one root that goes pretty straight down instead of roots that spread out. That is why they often fall over.
They really shouldn’t be planted where they can do any damage if they fall. Sometimes, they were there before the buildings. But to be safe …
Is anyone but me pissed off at the way Margaret keeps insulting stay at home moms! Sorry but most stay at home moms work 24/7, no pay, no benefits, no vaca, and I am talking about an actual paycheck benefit package…i am so sick of these power hungry women that chose to have children, only to have someone else raise them and then have the nerve to insult women that actually raise their kids. Margaret has done that several times and she can kiss my ass….I used to just adore her, but she keeps just turning into yuk!