Fuck it. I’ve been rolled up in a little ball crying all over myself. I’ve been drunk dialing and drunk emailing my friends in despair. I’ve been asking for shrinks and some mental health care. But I know myself. I am at my best when I am “Lentiling” with you guys. Not participating in my own lentiling season this year was a huge mistake. It was a huge mistake for my mental health.
I know what to do. I know the steps to better mental health.
- STOP DRINKING SO MUCH!
- Go waddle in the pool with old people. Or walk on the treadmill.
- WALK THE DOG
- Eat healthy food.
- DRINK WAY MORE WATER THAN YOU THINK YOU NEED.
- So I have been at the bottom of the barrell lately. But I am very excited to getting back to life. I didn’t get why it was such a big downer for me. Everyone is the first to tell me I don’t do anything. But I did go to the old people place, and I am the cutest on there. So there is that. And the sun is coming out this week for the first time in who knows when? So I am going back to the old folks place where I am the youngest member as soon as I can get a slot. I’m hoping for a water walking slot and a treadmill spot.
And I am going to stop being such a sad sack. I think we are all doing the best we can. And I am going to have a Zaxby’s blackened chicken salad with BOTH blue cheese dressings very soon. I am both nervous and excited to get back to working out. It really is a struggle for real. But let’s all get through this together?