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RHOD Recap: RV Having Fun Yet?

March 30, 2021 by tamaratattles 10 Comments

RHOD RecapI am totally not having fun yet. But the RHOD recap stops for no one so let me Eeyore my way through this episode. Don’t expect much.

Apparently, we are going to Oklahoma to see bigfoot? None of the women are excited about going. But first Tiffany wants to have a princess party for her twins who are turning five. Apparently, this means a glam squad will put makeup on five year olds. I am bored. One of the twins favorite food is caviar??? I hate when we are supposed to go on a trip and then we have stupid boring scenes for the first half of the episode.  D’Andra is trying to burn her house down. Kary is making super strong tequila jello shots for the road trip. D’Andra’s marriage is #goals. I get the feeling we will not be getting to Oklahoma tonight. Kameron’s husband bought her her dream house.

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When Is This Trip Going To Happen??

Clearly, we are not getting to Oklahoma tonight. I just don’t have much to say about this episode. It was a lot of peeks into people’s homes. It was nice, but just nothing to talk to you about. I am completely caught up and watching commercials which never happens when recapping. I think I just kept waiting for the show to start and now forty minutes in it has not started. Tiffany goes to see Mama Dee for advice about her mother. Mama Dee wants Tiffany to strengthen her relationship with her mother.

Brandi is pissed that D’Andra talked to Page Six about Brandi’s racist video. The two are going into the trip pissed off at each other. If we ever get to the trip. Finally, everyone is getting for the RV. Brandi is going to drive the RV?  Why???? These girls going camping is going to be crazy. Brandi comes for D’Andra right away. D’Andra apologizes. Everyone seems to come for D’Andra. Then the show just cuts off. I feel like this episode never even started.

 

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Filed Under: RHOD Tagged With: Brandi Redmond, D'Andra Simmons, Jennifer Davis Long, Kameron Westcott, Kary Brittingham, Real Housewives of Dallas, RHOD, Stephanie Hollman, Tiffany Moon

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  1. gigi says

    March 30, 2021 at 10:23 pm

    TT. I was watching this while making dinner and I have to agree. It just suddenly turned into Chrisley Knows Best. Frankly, I don’t think D’Andrea said anything wrong. Brandi did a stupid thing, got busted and STILL hasn’t really apologized for anything. It’s almost like she’s trying to turn it around to anyone but herself. And nobody should even mention it either. Never liked Brandi and have been waiting for her to throw herself under the bus so congrats Brandi. YOU DID IT! Kary bugs me, I think she has a drinking problem. I’m sick of hearing about her and her tequila.

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  2. *MissRaider* says

    March 31, 2021 at 12:55 am

    I love D’Andra and Jeremy’s relationship! TT, you’re so right! #goals

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  3. Audrey Stewart says

    March 31, 2021 at 5:00 am

    I fell alseep but I love the recap.

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  4. Pauline says

    March 31, 2021 at 10:31 am

    BORING!! And I agree … Brandi is desperately trying to make herself a victim. I don’t think D’Andre had anything to apologize for.

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  5. janet says

    March 31, 2021 at 2:26 pm

    I saw apostrophes on Instagram from Carey Deuber that was her, Cameron and LEANNE LOCKEN at Kristin Cavallari’s store opening….I guess time heals all wounds…

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  6. Jdo says

    March 31, 2021 at 3:45 pm

    Damn I wanna marriage like Jeremy and Dandra….I cannot even get hubby to scrape the peanut butter off the knifw, much less shuck oysters and then shuck the shell outta me

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  7. Annabelle says

    March 31, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    No were are not having fun yet Bravo!!! So what I did tune into was the tea party for the twins, snore, Kam, and some of the end. This show is a snoozefest. How I miss the days of Vicky taking Brianna and her friends to the jewelry store, lol! So this is what we get a tea party, a lesson in sandwich making and free press for page six, which all these ladies sell stories too. I usually over D’Andra antics, but I’m soooooo tired of this Brandi BS. Own it bitch, you insulted many people, stop trying to use rehab as this joke to better your behavior, its called doing right by others. Talk about a poor excuse of these Christian values she speaks about. Omg please let this poor excuse for a housewifes implode in the fiery depths of hell. So next week, drinking. Kari bitching about D’Andra, Stephanie getting the bigfoot hunter there so the girls can basically make fun of him. Yeah can’t wait. Oh yeah the girls drinking because that’s mommy juice right. But I did love Kam’s new house before she pinks the crap out of it!

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  8. Lucretia says

    April 2, 2021 at 5:15 am

    Another….umm….creative way to hide Brandi’s pregnancy: holding the dog in front of your stomach while at home and then wear the yellow vest to drive the RV. This was late august 2020 and she was about 4 months pregnant but NO mention on show. Let’s keep acting like we are drunk !!!! 🍷🍻🍹🥂🍾🍺

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  9. JoJoFLL says

    April 2, 2021 at 2:57 pm

    This show has gotten so boring I stopped watching. I wonder where the ratings are?

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    • tamaratattles says

      April 2, 2021 at 3:02 pm

      They have been averaging about half a million and in normal times that is not enough for another season.

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