Greetings from the hole of depression! If you have emailed me and I haven’t gotten back, it’s not you, it’s me. I took some time to go completely off line. Then I drunk dialed Nanette to assure me that the site wa still there. I really shouldn’t take a day off as there are site issues that have to be addressed daily. But I am up for tonight’s RHOA recap. Mostly. Let’s get it over with….err I mean get to it. I’m not in the best headspace tonight, but I do want to hang out with y’all tonight. In other news the sky is pink tonight. It’s beautiful but what does that mean? Okay, let’s do this. Oh also thanks for sending me the youtube of the idiot who says, “I’ve heard….” before stealing my exclusive. She’s about to get sued.
Drop It Like It’s Hot For Your Room
I still don’t understand why these women went to NOLA with a whole nuther hurricane on the way. I love that Kenya brings her baby on all the trips. Why is Latoya not drinking? I wonder if that is a Bravo thing, but they do love some drunken nonsense so probably not. To be honest, I have very negative experiences when it comes to NOLA. Drew gives Cynthia the best room since she could not sing at her wedding. I absolutely LOVE Kenya for not degrading herself by booty popping for her room. I have always found this to be a ridiculous housewives thing. Just give me a room, any room, and let me get to it. She checks herself into her own suite. I would totally do the same in her situation.
Kandi was late to the party because she is filming another project, but she shows up on day two. I love the bicycle tour. And then comes the food. One of my yankee friends once basically said they understand why “southerners are fat.” We have some really good food down here! Fried alligator is apparently quite tasty. Marlo is laid up with a bad back. Latoya continues to shoot herself in the foot. This is why she is not returning next season. She just doesn’t learn. Shamea and Latoya get into it over her drinking issues. They apparently go to the same church. I don’t understand this whole fight. Kenya leaves with Latoya.
The House Of The Lord?
Everyone has something to say about church. The girls all go back to their rooms and chat. Porsha cries over something that went down with Marlo. I really don’t get the whole thing. Apparently, Marlo is taking Kenya side in the Bolo situation. I could not possibly be more over the BOLO situation. While my source feels like nothing happened, I feel like it did. My source clearly knows more than I do, but… still. Drew and Cynthia do an iHeart radio interview together. Oh look, a hurricane is coming! We all knew that here in the south.
The ladies go to a dance class. It’s odd. Meanwhile Drew has a radio interview. Marlo and Porsha have a chat. Porsha feels like Marlo is not her friend because Kenya is her friend. Marlo feels the same way. Porsha can’t be friends with anyone who is friends with her enemy. Can someone explain to me what this is about? I do not get it. Wow, Kenya is NOT a fan of Shamea. Marlo and Porsha hug it out. I’m sorry that this is a shitty recap. I’m in the sad place and none of this makes any sense to me. I am going to need y’all to explain it to me this week.
Also, y’all need to go DRAG that Sharrell bitch on you Tube. I cannot wait until my lawyer’s office opens tomorrow.