I cannot keep up my shitty job at doing a RuPaul’s Drag Race if it is going to be all about Kandy. I just can’t. On the other hand I want to hear from you guys about what you think so I am going to try to keep this one brief. Utica feel terrible that her lip sync sent Tina Burner home. But, chin up girl. It was her time four episodes ago in my opinion. Utica has such a big heart. Utica is that girl that no one wants to sit with at the lunch table though. Queens can be so mean. Utica refers to herself as the new lip sync assassin. I am pulling for her. Kandy is the only queen left who hasn’t won shit. Are we supposed to care and then feel sad when she finally gets the fuck off this show? Lord I hope so. But I do not expect that will happen. #TeamUtica in this situation
None Of These Queens Can Hold A Candle To Valentina
Symone has her fourth win. So that is some good news. I got bored and tried to continue the massive task of getting through my emails. DID RUPAUL JUST MENTION VALENTINA? Oh dear God I love Valentina! IS SHE COMING BACK TO SAVE THIS SHITTY SEASON? VALENTINA! I am all in. I cannot begin to explain how happy I just became. Valentina? I ADORE VALENTINA! I am literally about to cry. And to think I wasn’t even going to watch this episode! I’ll watch Kandy for an hour if Valentina is in there somewhere. But of course they are going to roast her.
Blah, blah, blah Kandy speaks. Symone, Olivia and Gottmik really don’t want to “roast”anyone because they are sweet. But Utica is going to be savage. I will stop loving Utica if she comes for my girl. I’ll probably hate all of these queens by the end of the episode. This whole fucking episode is being set up for one person to win, and that is Kandy. Nooooo. Not on this episode. Kandy should not be allowed to speak Valentina’s name. OTOH if Kandy goes home on Valentina’s episode, that would be epic. But the edit makes it seem like it is Utica. 🙁
Oh Utica How Did This Happen?
Okay, I may have to stop loving Valentina. In fact I already am. She love Kandy’s bullshit. Girl, come on what is wrong with you. I am back to not watching. I SEE HOW THIS IS GOING. #Rigged. I love how Symone comes out and calls her out for never winning shit. Then Symone bombs. Fuck are they are going to send Symone home? I hate this show. Then Utica bombs. She is totally going home. Is This Olivia? Y’all know I have ZERO facial recognition skills. Prolly because I am never around people. Whoever it is KILLING IT. Until she wasn’t. Rose was great. Oh Lord, WHY THE HELL HAS KANDY MUSE GOTTEN THIS FAR? WHO IS SHE FUCKING?
I’m going to vomit. I don’t know whose dick she is sucking but Kandy Muse is the boand paid for winner. I just can’t with this season. I keep hoping this is a pity queen. But Oh No. The bitch is going to win and that is why she never wins, but will suddenly win. DO NOT MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWENN SYMONE AND UTICA! DO NOT! DAMMIT. I have to accept that someone, somewhere paid to have Kandy win this show. And fuck that person right up the poop shoot. I can’t even be bothered with watching this Symone and Utica both deserve to stay. This is a travesty. But we can’t lose Symone. They were both fantastic and neither deserves to go home. But , clearly this is way over scripted and they had their winner in advance. I’ll miss Utica. Dayum.
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Someone on production refers to Kandy as “Handy Muse” and that make my whole waste of time worth it. Because my choice for winner is NOT KANDY. ANYONE BUT KANDY. But now we get it. Apparently, (allegedly) she is giving hand jobs to… um someone who is very influential on the judges panel.” That must be some really good handjob skills. Apparently, she did not speak during them. Allegedly. I shall call her Handy moving forward. Apparently she is very good at hand jobs and has been jacking off all the right people and someone in production is over it. I keep telling you this dumb bitch is going to win for no reason.
Clearly, Handy lol Muse is going to win for reasons completely unrelated to the season. It’s probably someone in production because she has sucked for weeks and keeps getting a good edit. Who is this guy who would pick … Ah I get it now. I get this whole season. But suddenly her name is Handy Muse. Production is at least calling Handy out. Who is Handy handing out these handjobs to in quarantine? knew something had to be happening.I feel like Handy Muse may be the greatest spoiler production has ever given us. Now it all makes since. PERHAPS, ALLEGELDY, Handy Muse is really good at sucking dick and hand jobs. Now it all makes since why she is still here.
And also, Kandy seems to know a lot more than she should. Handy as she will now be referred to makes sense as to always saying and sadly, she may very well handjob her way to victory. Once again I do not want to watch. I so totally hate Utica to leave. It was much too early. Olivia Lux wants a date with Utica. I love Utica’s attitude. You spread joy to me girlfriend.