I am very ready to get back to this show and do another 90 Day Fiance Recap. Sorry the last one took so long. It’s not because I am not obsessed with this season because I am. So I’ll get right to it! Also, I really can’t deal with all of the mass shootings. The world is a scary place filled with lots of angry folks right now. Y’all stay home and stay safe. And if you are lucky enough to have a loved one with you, give them a hug for me. That said, Michelle Obama was on Kelly Clarkson today and she said she can’t wait to be able to leave the house because her husband is driving her crazy. lol If Barack is driving Michelle crazy, I can’t imagine how those in relationships that were not doing so great when this all started are doing.
Yara & Jovi
Yara is still furious and pregnant that the Vegas Wedding she wanted with just the two of them is not happening. She feels his friends are more important to him than she is. When the stop at a tourist attraction, Yara wonders off by herself. Jovi just doesn’t seem to think she might want some of his time. She says if she were not pregnant she’d just fly back to the Ukraine. They finally make it to Vegas. Jovi is happy he has even more friends coming the next day. The friends that are already there immediately want to go to the bar. Yara just wants to rest in the hotel room. In the hotel room, Yara tells Jovi that she is not ready to get married. She feels like she is just at some sort of party for him. AGAIN! Jovi seems like he is going to cancel his night out with his friends.
Natalie & Mike
Mike got cold feet and left Natalie at the altar so to speak. This makes me so sad. The neighbor, Tamara is driving her to Seattle where they will stay in the hotel until time for her flight. She’s flying into France because the Ukraine border is closed. She hasn’t told her friends and family she is coming home yet because she doesn’t want to worry them. Uncle Beau shows up to help her load her luggage and they huge. She apologizes for not being that friendly with him at first and tells him he is a nice man. Meanwhile, Mike is super emotional and apologetic. Natalie flees to the car wanting no part of the apology. He follows and tries again to apologize. Really? There is no forgiving this. She is blocking him from her phone.
Natalie cries the entire car ride. She asks Tamara if she knows where the hotel is. She decides to call Mike and ask for directions. Mike texts back that he forgot to give Tamara his credit card, so they have to turn around and go back. By then, crying Mike is gone and Asshole Mike is back in his place. He asks Natalie for the ring back. She refuses. And she is correct. He broke the engagement, she keeps the ring. What is his problem? Then, he tries to coax her out of the car to talk to him and give him one last hug. He is totally going to try to snatch the ring off her hand. She finally get Tamara to pull away and she is hysterical again. I feel so sorry for her. Next week, they can’t check into the hotel because neither of their names are on the card.
Julia & Brandon
It has been a while since we have heard from these two. Brandon is such a dick. Julia should have gone home the first week. Brandon still doesn’t seem to be interested in the wedding at all. So why did he tell her to come? He seems to think Julia is the problem. Even his helicopter parents wonder why he isn’t happy. Brandon seems to be indifferent about the whole situation.
Mommy and Daddy want to talk to “the kids.” They want to move up the wedding date. It seems they are going to go ahead and at least get married on paper. Brandon seems to be getting cold feet. Later, he says their quickie wedding is just something they need to get out of the way. He really doesn’t seem into the wedding at all. The future bride and groom begin to bicker and shockingly mommy makes herself scare. These two are on the verge of calling the whole thing off.
Stephanie And The One That Will Sleep With Her
I really hope this is the last episode with Stephanie. This is her last day with Harris,
he has to get home to his baby mama and children back to work. But first, Harris shimmies up a coconut tree to fetch Stephanie a coconut. He climbs back down one-handed, with a coconut in the other. That was pretty impressive. Stephanie questions Harris about why he would leave paradise to come to a very cold climate. Oh Lord, Ryan is calling her again. I just know he is going to show back up. She also sees his Facebook photos with pictures of him and his baby mama seeming quite happy with each other. He claims she has moved back with her mother. In the middle of intense questioning, Harris professes his undying love to shut her up. And of course it does.
It is time for Harris to go home. Stephanie sends him home with a $3,000 watch and a bunch of clothes and crap she bought for Ryan. Then, she gives him a hundred dollar bill. Harris has never seen one before and wonders if it is real. Harris says that is two weeks pay for him. He is not spending it for snacks as Stephanie suggested. He going to spend it on his kids. And something to appease his girlfriend. By the way, Stephanie wants to call the baby mama.
Rebecca & Zied
These two are getting married in two days. And Rebecca is berating Zied about what he is going to wear. He says it is a red jacket and blue shoes. Just get your asses married and stop thinking about how it “looks.” Stop fighting. Work on your marriage, not the photo op wedding. They head to Target looking for pants for Zied to wear to the wedding. Rebecca is in a foul mood and seems to have no idea how confusing stores can be in other countries. Shopping in Paris for example, you better bring your own bag. It’s very weird to some foreigners that Americans need every little thing in a bag. Rebecca is making what should be a happy experience into a living nightmare for Zied. The fitting rooms are not open due to Covid. So they can’t try his pants on.
Then, Rebecca finds out that he hasn’t told his sister they are getting married. When he Facetimes his sister, she is not supportive. Rebecca is going to break Zied’s heart and his sister knows it. Rebecca bitches all the way to the cabins where they are getting married. I’m amazed he doesn’t throw himself out of the moving vehicle. Rebecca has never asked him once how he is feeling. She dumps him out at their cabin and goes over to bitch even more with her friend, Melanie. All of this happens while she ironicly wears a “Choose Happy” t-shirt.
Hazel & Tarik
It looks like these two are almost ready to be married. For some reason, Hazel wants to call home and tell her family she is bisexual. This will not go well. She knows it. So why upset them when they live halfway around the world? She’s going to be sad on her wedding day! He father took the news in stride but her mother is very upset and will be trying to pray for her daughter to be straight.
Tarik takes Hazel to a hotel the night before her wedding so she can have a bachelorette party with some of her new friends. She will she Tarik again at the wedding. Tarik is not having a bachelor party. It sounds like he is sending female strippers to the party. And he does send one. She’s um, not my cup of tea as one of the guests mentioned. But, Hazel loved it!
Amira & Andrew
The last we heard from these two was when Andrew announced that Amira didn’t get on the plan. According to Andrew, Amira sent a text saying she had a panic attack and could not board the plane. But then we flashback 24 hours. Amira is still locked in her hotel room in Belgrade and she is sobbing her eyes out. She keeps saying she thought he was the one and a good person. WTF did he do now? Amira says the night before her flight Andrew called and told her it is not working out for them. It seems the reason he didn’t want her to come is over their conversation about having babies. He wants her pregnant right away and she says she want to wait.
She says he yelled at her and sent her mean text messages. She’s shocked. He sent her a ticket to go to Paris. YAY! GET ON THE FLIGHT! Then he texts her that she has two tickets and two choices and asks her what she wants to do. He says he doesn’t care what she does. He says the children at his daycare make better choices than she does. Oh God. She is still going to California. So she goes to the airport and checks her bag and Andrew calls and tells her she will be meeting and angry fiance. He’s still being mean. THAT is when she has a panic attack and can’t get on the plane. When she calls Andrew to tell him she is not coming, his only reaction was to ask for the rings back.