There were so many shows to tape this week that somehow I overlooked my 90 Day Fiance recap this week. It looks like the episode is going to be full of drama! Let’s get right to it!
Stephanie & Whoever She Can Pay To Be With Her
In the latest stupidity it seems that Ryan has gone missing and his birth mother is looking for him. Stephanie is already giving Harris unlimited funds to plan something for them to do today that will make her happy. It’s only a matter of time until Ryan shows back up to the resort to see her with Harris. Harris gives her a long hug and takes her to a private lunch on the dock. They immediately split a bottle of wine into two large glasses. Then, Harris confesses his undying love for Stephanie. She invites him to her bed.
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Next we see Harris and Stephanie in the hotel bed in white hotel robes. The Skype call her psychic for a reading. The psychic is concerned about Harris’s baby’s mother. She thinks that she will interfere in the relationship. It seems like he still lives with the mother of his children and their three kids. However, the psychic approves of Harris anyway.
Natalie & Mike
It is six days until their wedding day. Mike almost, but not really, seems like he is happy to be getting married. The plan is a simple wedding on the land. Natalie is heartbroken her mother cannot come to the wedding. It the day before the wedding and Mike seems fine. The weather is nice. Natalie calls her friend to share in her excitement. She is planning another wedding for after the pandemic. What the heck is she using for blush? Brown shoe polish? It’s the night before their wedding day and things are going great.
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So what the heck changed over night exactly? We didn’t see anything on camera until Natalie was in full blown panic attack mode. She was calling the officiant to cancel because Mike said he was not ready to get married. The neighbor said that Mike was also crying Natalie is terrified of traveling during Covid and the Ukraine borders are closed. This is such a disaster.
Yara & Jovi
I feel like this bachelor party has been going on for weeks. But we finally get to the part where he waddles his drunk ass up the steps to go to a bedroom with a stripper. Jovi says it was a private dance and he did not touch. Do we believe that? He has not even packed for his wedding trip to Vegas. It’s in a few hours. He passes out in bed instead.
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On the way to the airport, Yara is barely speaking to Jovi on the way to the airport. She cries and tells him not to touch her. Yara in her interview says she wants to go back to Ukraine.
Rebecca & Zied
Rebecca annoys me with the dismissal of Zied’s Islamic beliefs. This is not her first rodeo with a Muslim man. She knows full well that they really are not supposed to be living together at all. But, it Ramadan it is simply forbidden. At least it looks like they have some furniture. Rebecca has lost her engagement ring and is pissed off that Zied is not helping her look for it in the couch cushions. Why would it be in the couch cushions? Also, what does she expect Zied to do to plan for the wedding?
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Rebecca’s daughter is still trying to sabotage her mother’s relationship. Her dress doesn’t fit. There is all kinds of drama. And her kid is not helping. She needs to calm down and stop getting herself worked up by listening to he daughter.
Amira & Andrew
Andrew promised her time in Serbia would be like a nice two week vacation. But, there are huge riots happening in Serbia and it looks terrifying. There are fires everywhere, and sirens. The hotel has no room service. Andrew is not even bothering to call to check on her there. She needs to go home! There are fifteen days left on her visa. Finally she Facetimes with Andrew. I cannot stand this guy. He keeps pressuring Amira to get pregnant immediately. When she asks for time to get to know each other before getting pregnant, he takes it very personally.
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It’s time for Amira to get on the plane. Andrew is super worried about her getting through customs. Now he has gotten his mom all worked up about the kid situation. He and his mommy seem to think he is some great prize. Why does Amira always have to be the one to call him? Amira texted Andrew that she did not get on the flight. Did she decide not to come? Or did she miss the flight?
Hazel & Tarik
Tarik is still chatting to some other woman in the Philippines and Hazel has lost trust in him. Tarik’s friend gives him a come to Jesus talk. He really argues about blocking the girl from calling him. Tarik is an idiot. Tarik tries to get out of the doghouse a few days later. He sets up some sort of elaborate picnic with rose petals and chocolate strawberries and puts on his best suit. He goes through all of their fights that really brings the moods down. Then, he proposes to her again. But it worked!
“I cannot stand this guy (Andrew) “ either, Natalie is crushed, and who can blame her. Harris seems like he really wants to get to the US, and he is willing to woo Stephanie to get here.
First of all, did you notice how Stephanie’s hair was different in the scene with Harris when they were drinking wine outside? Sometimes it was the ugly pigtails and then it was down. But it was all spliced together as one scene. Why do they have to do that? Like there’s not enough going on with Stephanie being high and Harris desperate to get to the US?
Speaking of ugly pigtails, what is up with these middle aged women and ugly pigtails? Do they think it makes them look youthful? Rebecca’s hair usually looks like crap but the pigtails took it to a whole new level. I used to like these two but now I’m over Rebecca’s jealousy and sabotaging the relationship. And I can’t really blame Zied for starting to check out but he needs to deal with what’s going on. I wonder if he’s just getting burnt out by Rebecca’s constant harping and now he’s like whatever.
I’m dying to know what happened with Natalie. Knowing Natalie’s acting history I’m a little suspicious of this last minute wedding cancelation plot twist. Especially since it does seem from everything else they got married and are together. And we know production was manipulating their scenes since Natalie had the same issue with her shoes in a scene where they were supposedly fighting that Stephanie had with her hair. I’m not sure what to believe about the cancelation. If Natalie was acting she is the Ukrainian Meryl Streep.
Jovi is a frat boy with a job. Yara’s constant harping doesn’t help make her point, which is Jovi acts like a frat boy who has a girlfriend who is annoying him. Jovi wasn’t ready to be a mature partner in a serious relationship. All of Yara’s complaining isn’t going to change that.
Are Natalie and Mike really together now? Damn. I thought the best thing that could have happened to both of them would be to split up. They are such a mismatch. They have almost nothing in common and live very different lifestyle in terms of diet and religious beliefs, and terrible communication skills. ICK.
There’s a marriage license floating around the internet for them. As a WA resident it looked legit to me. Which yeah, seems like a terrible idea.
I’m addicted to this show. Since Day One. This batch is particularly horrible. Stephanie needs an intervention and therapy. It’s hard to watch her. Harris sweating like a farm animal talking to that psychic. HA HA HA. Jovi is clueless, Yara complains too much. Mismatch. Same with Mike and Natalie. Complete mismatch. What the heck were those lumps they grilled? It looked like a big circle of bread with dry panko coating. And she is doing cooking lessons on line now? Dear God. Rebecca is another harping shrew and Zied sitting playing video games ignoring her? I was dying. How could she not know about Ramadan after the last husband? I can’t with Tarik and Hazel, I FF thru them it’s so ridiculous. I save the best for last. Amira and Andrew. OMG, he’s unnreal. So his behavior shouldn’t affect whether she wants kids or not with you Andrew? Who do you think you are? She’s an idiot for even being involved with this gas-lighting POS, but she wants into America and I believe she thinks this is her ticket.
Completely agree. Amira wants to be a model in America and time’s awastin’. since she’s not getting any younger she’ll take this knucklehead to get here. Can’t wait to see if she got on the plane or not. I never liked either of them but he’s definitely the worst.
Amira lives in France. If she wants to be a model, there’s this little town in France… Paris, I think is the name. It’s quite well-known as a fashion Mecca. She should get a train ticket and check it out. 😉
Exactly. And she is very pretty. I’d just need to know how tall she is.
I know Paris is not as famous for fashion as Roseville California. But it would be a good place to start. 🤣
But there are NO plus size models in Paris. They go for the tall, anorexic, coat hanger look. This is why she needs to come to America. LOL!
Amira is plus sized???? I don’t usually pay attention to that sort of thing, but I don’t recall her being plus sized. I do remember how pretty she looked in Serbia. I hope to God she went home.
Jeeeeeeez!
I believe in love at first sight. (Yes, I’m certain that it happens all the time.)
I can even see how arranged marriages can work SOMETIMES. (As I told Dad once, “You two would HAVE to have done a better job choosing for me than I did for myself!” We both laughed because it was true AND because I would have rebelled.)
But whoever puts these couples together should get another job. IF they are trying to do anything more than create drama. Either way, unless EVERYONE is in on the joke, they are FUCKING with the fundamentals of lives! They SUCK at matchmaking. Not just matchmaking, finding a person who is committed to MARRIAGE, even BEFORE attempting to make a match.
I like to read the recaps, watching it … PTSD triggered!
I felt sorry for Amira in Mexico, but not now. Who on earth gets on a plane to spend 2 weeks in Serbia? She can’t say she didn’t know it would be bad. I agree that she’s only going for the fame, no way does she think Andrew is her perfect match.
If Jovi didn’t touch, why did he have to go upstairs? I think it’s possible production organised it then purposely didn’t film it to make it look worse.
I’ve watched from the start, they’re definitely getting worse and worse each season. Loren and Alex are one of the better couples from the franchise and have just announced their second baby is on the way.
“Private dances” can just be private dances where it’s pretty harmless. But I can absolutely guarantee you that a private dance in a New Orleans strip is almost certainly going to end with the man ejaculating somewhere in that room.
EWWWW. Who cleans that shit up! ERASE! ERASE! ERASE!
But you are probably right. Did I say EWWWWWWWWWWWWW? It makes sense why he had to go upstairs for a no touch private dance. But Do we really think he could even get it up at that point?