It’s time for another episode of WTF is wrong with Gus? Why can’t he let anything go this season? We start the Floribama Shore recap off with the aftermath of last week’s fight between Gus and Jeremiah. The snow is really coming down in Montana! Aimee is the only one out there enjoying it! It seems Gus and Jeremiah aren’t going to be able live in the same house. Everyone really seems to be supportive of Jeremiah. Gus is pissed that some people are supporting BOTH guys. Candiace cries when she hugs Jeremiah on the way to bed. She must be drunk. It’s not that serious. Gus feels excluded from the group. Again.
The Morning After…
The next morning, the situation is still tense. The house doesn’t think Gus is taking responsibility for anything. The girls think that Gus is jealous that Nilsa is pregnant and engaged to another Gus. Kirk and Codi both try to go between the two guys to ease the tension. It’s not working. Meanwhile, Codi lost a bet and has to to a belly flop in the snow in his speedo. There really isn’t much snow on the ground. Then they lock Codi outside in nothing but a speedo.
I have to say this is some much needed levity. I need to stop watching Grey’s Anatomy, and Drag Race was crap again this week so I should be done with that too. This ridiculous cast of fools is about the mental level I am on right now. And it’s time for Aimee to say incredibly ignorant but hysterical things. Somehow she thinks she is in Michigan and that they need to be careful of the “polar bears.” Nilsa says that the polar bears are hibernating. Candace wants to wear a bikini and a fake Cafur jacket. She has brought way too many bikinis on this trip. She definitely has the body for it though, dayum. But first, they need to do shots.
Nobody knows how to sled. They are wiping out everywhere and it is hysterical. They are also drunk so it won’t hurt until later. Why is pregnant Nilsa sledding? She is out of control and about to have a serious wipeout! But somehow the crisis was avoided. There really isn’t enough snow for sledding anyway. But they had a blast anyway. Everyone comes home worn out. Candace returns to her bikini and fur ensemble and wears it in the hot tub with Gus and Codi. Gus tells them that Jeremiah punched his brother in the face last week. Candance is firmly Team Jeremiah and doesn’t believe him.
The next morning Candance still can’t find her blow dryer. It’s been missing for days. It turns out that Gus had her hair dryer. Candace loses her mind on Gus. Also, I should point out that Gus is wearing a flannel shirt with not sleeves that looks like most of it was eaten by a bear or something. It’s very Incredible Hulk after he turns green and shreds his shirt. I feel like Candace is being overly dramatic. Gus borrowed her hair dryer. He didn’t STEAL her hair dryer. He borrowed a hair dryer. Now it is everyone hates Gus time. Gus storms out of the house half-nekkid and starts sprinting down the street. Next week, production calls 911 because Gus is MIA and not dressed properly for the wedding. A search party happens.