Today was a terrible, horrible no good very bad day. If you follow me on Twitter, you know some of the story and I need to get this done so I can set up the hallway for me and Banjo to hunker down in tonight. Because once again, the weather man is like WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! I’m sorry I didn’t have the time for pulling photos for this episode, due to HOURS online with the IRS. But.. I’ll try to use some interesting throwbacks when possible. Okay. Let’s do this RHONJ recap . And thanks for reading my recaps no matter how weird I am being. 🙂 also my computer is also having a bad day, so bear with us all.
Jennifer’s Family Relationships Cause Conflict
I have forgotten everything about this season. I suppose we are at Melissa’s beach house? I swear I need to go get my brain checked for dementia. Apparently, I am always mentally ill on Thursday’s because I paused to try to remember where they are and it was yet another “something is wrong with me” post. I probably need to be institutionalized. I have no idea where they are, but it looks beautiful. Whatever, now everyone is back in NJ. Jennifer’s sister? wants to take their dad to Turkey. I would love to go back to Turkey even though I was once surrounded by armed military guys who held a gun to all of us there. Apparently we were in a place where tourists are not allowed. My parents and I were just wandering around someplace that we should not have been?
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I’m already bored. I do not care about Jennifer’s family drama. Dolores should have just stayed married to her disbarred husband. This threeway with Dolores, Frank and David is odd. They should all just live together. Dolores doesn’t want to move in with David until he proposes. So she is renovating her house. I do not understand this relationship. I think David should propose to Frank.
They Say It’s Your Birthday
At Joe Gorga’s birthday party there are a lot of people I do not know. Teresa says she wants to get “her peach kissed.” Melissa wants to have a birds and the bees talk with Antonia. Joe freaks out. And Teresa is having a pool party with the hot pool guy invited. Joe Gorga wants Teresa to invite Jackie. Teresa is pissed. Joe says it is his birthday wish. Or you know, production demands it. I’m so distracted. It is nice that Teresa and Joe still talk. Meanwhile I just asked my neighbor with a cell phone to let me know about the tornados heading our way. I am very distracted.
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Dolores’s great ass is not exactly on my mind right now. But is is nice. I am so very bored by this show. Am I the only one? Teresa really is avoiding Jackie. As she should. She is way to dumb for a confrontation with Jackie. So because we need conflict there is a guy there that talked shit about Joe Gorga. The guy says Joe owed him “tens of thousands of dollars.” The guys agree to put their agreements in writing from here on out. Everyone gets drunk. The girls do shit tons of shots in the pool. Jennifer gets blind wasted. Margaret who doesn’t do the shops tries to get Jennifer home after she literally face plants. Oh Bill is actually there. He takes her home.
And that is all I got you guys. I literally emailed my neighbor to wake me up about the tornadoes. Which was stupid because we will already sleeping in the hallway,
Stay safe Tamara, both you and Banjo!
It’s just Wednesday. Love you! Hang in there!
I did laugh about Margaret telling her Joe his shirt had olives on it and his shorts bring out the pimentos in the olives. Then, Joe Gorga saying, “look at Joe, Margaret dressed him.” It was just relatable for me. I have to dress my husband all the time.
Deadline to file taxes has been extended to May 15, I don’t know if that helps your tax angst..
Sending prayers your way.
Stay safe Tamara and Banjo! ❤
I’m thinking of looking for work in Georgia and now tomatoes, yikes please stay safe!!
So my take on tonight, Jackie is so out maybe they can film her in the closet like Mary, hah! It’s interesting seeing how the “potential new girl’s” husband is willing to take the loss for the possibility of his wife getting a spot. not enjoying the white beard on Gorga, too much of a Santa vibe for me.
Please please don’t let the realtor be a housewife. She’s too thirsty!
Her husband is too thirsty and he was shaking in his boots talking to Joe Gorga.
The best part for me was how all the husbands got together and helped Bill carry his wife.
I love watching all of husbands and the comradely.
Sending good thoughts your way TT! Do you have a weighted blanket for you and Banjo? They help with anxiety like storms can produce.
I only watch this show for the guys.. they make it fun and say hilarious stuff.. minus the somewhat old school sexist beliefs like the women can’t have sec till their 20 despite Gorga saying he lost his V at nine or some craziness.
I think Evan cheated.. I think a lot of guys cheat sadly and the fact Jackie is making such a stink about it and refusing to go to the party, etc is shooting herself in the foot.. this seasons going to be over soon and she will have only been in a few eps and each one will just feature her being negative.
I love that Bill and Jennifer have both been knock out drunk and carried away by the guys.. it’s a hilarious like they didn’t get this experience in high school or college so their living it out now?? I’m left wondering, did she puke in that Ferrari or not?
Theresa’s voice tho last night.. omg sooo grating. Anyone else think so? The pool guy is hot but I think she knows he’s a dog just like her bro said and she just flirts for fun.
I also think David just wants Dolores to move in and get off this dang show already.. he obviously doesn’t like filming but he’s got Frank the Tank over there keeping it going too.. Dolores is so hot, I really think she’s one of the hottest of all the franchises. A lot of it is also just her vibe. I kinda like that she called him out like.. no ring, no move in David. No great ass for you!! She also just got a new vag apparently so I wonder if that surgery will also bother him??? Lots of people at this party and only workers wearing masks?? Wth?
I absolutely adore Dolores. So much so that if she left I probably wouldn’t watch as much, if at all. When David was opposed to her surgery, I wonder if it is because as a physician he also knows the mental aspect of all this surgery. She’s had so much and continues to get more, at this point you wonder if it’s either an addiction or a form of body dysmorphia. He doesn’t seem comfortable around the cameras at all. I don’t get the three way thing they have going on, but whatever works for them, I guess.
Yes! Teresa’s voice tonight was especially irritating.
OMG I thought I was the only one that heard it. She has the most annoying voice I’ve ever heard.
I am a big Dolores fan too. As a Bergen County girl boomer,I would definitely hang with her, Margaret, Jennifer and Melissa. I can’t tolerate stoopid for long so Tre is out and I can’t stand someone who brags of their vulgar, conspicuous consumption. Especially when you live in Paramus. I could watch the Jersey and M2M men all day long.
I live in New Jersey and I honestly don’t understand how they are having all these fun nights out at restaurants, playing corn hole, just walking around maskless not a care in the world. They had to have bought out the whole place or something.
Theresa’s voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Make it stop! This season is a snoozefest. Marge and a book? Other than a few fans, no one knows who she is.
Did David actually say “I give you the option of staying here every night?” That’s not the same as “I’d love to be with you” or “please come stay with me” . I’m surprised Dolores tolerated that. I really don;t think he is that interested in Dolores. Nothing about him or his actions shows any kind of affection beyond friendship.I don;t think it’s just him not being comfortable with the cameras. His body language screams platonic, The excuse about finishing the house and yard before he thinks about a ring is ridiculous. Dolores is gorgeous, funny and smart I’m sure men–including Frank–find her very attractive. Dolores take that pretty face, your new ass and your new kitty cat and move on.
I’m not sure I can watch this anymore if Tre is going to be fucking screeching like some sort of freshman in high school talking about her vag all the time and how it tastes. I mean honestly? Just typing it makes me ill. Some things are better left unsaid. Ya know what I realized? There is ZERO MYSTERY with these women. None. I can’t imagine them romancing each other. If this is David romancing Dolores, then there it is. Jennifer has a problem with drinking. I saw her on WWHL and she was defending herself to no end acting like she’s proud of it. Her kids will see this. What is this telling them. How low these people go just to be on some “just a speck in the universe” tv show. Love Dolores but she needs to tell David to either shit or get off the pot. I always found him dull anyway. Dr. or not. Who cares, he seems boring.
Delores wants to be married. She’s old fashioned in that way even though her relationship with her ex is unconventional. I get upset watching her settle because David obviously does not want to be married. He would’ve locked it down. And he is entitled to feel that way but she needs to move on because they will both resent each other, IMO. Teresa is horrid .. her voice, her “acting”, her vicious behavior and lack of accountability. The rumor thing about Evan was so staged and Jackie is entitled to react in at way she wants. I wish she had thrown Teresa’s marriage in her face rather than trying the analogy. I think a response of “I know you’ve been cheated on many times but my husband isn’t your Joe, doesn’t call me the C word or call his side piece while on camera and away on vacation” would’ve been my way of dealing but she didn’t. And I hate that the women aren’t being as supportive as they should. The realtor is thirsty and her husband looked like an ass kisser backing down to Gorga so his wife could be on this shit show. I love Marge and enjoyed the husbands this episode. They are the Greek chorus for me and I agree that the only bad part is their cave man attitude at times. Jennifer let loose but it wasn’t as dramatic as the coming attractions made it seem. I don’t enjoy seeing grown ass people get black out drunk but it was better than her usual behavior and I did think it was sweet how her hubby was taking care of her. I was amazed by the lack of masks but have to say that I enjoyed seeing “normal” life for a change. It really was a filler episode for me. Next week looks good!! Hope you slept well and are safe with Banjo, TT. Thank you for the recap of RHONJ and the best part was hearing how you are! I love how you share everything. Makes me feel less alone ♥️
I too, can’t listen to Trees voice another minute!
Not much to say, except, after all these seasons, it would make my life if Delores and Frank reunited in a romantic way. Won’t happen, but a reformed Frank getting back with Delores (and appreciating her) would be a real Jersey fairy tail ending for me, lol. David just seems wrong for her. Won’t happen I know, but one can dream 🙂
I really like Frank, but if my husband put himself inside another woman, I would NEVER be able to fully forgive him. Maybe get over it in time but I would think about it every time we had sex and throw it in his face forever.
Did anyone else thing Marge looked fantastic when she was with her ghostwriter?
I feel like this was the first time I’ve seen her without makeup. She looks like a natural beauty. Her eyes and eyelashes were so pretty without a ton of makeup caked on. I saw her one night on WWHL and her eye makeup was so heavy it looked painful.
I really wish these women realized that they don’t need the heavy makeup.
Margaret is a beauty without all of that.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that I think Theresa is despicable. Everything about her is gross.
I kinda really like this season. I think Bravo has managed to put together a great cast, which is saying something considering that things were looking very grim for Jersey at one point. The husbands are great and all the casts’ relationships have all settled in a pretty harmonious place.
Also, Teresa is simply trolling everyone and focused on having fun and making good TV/money. She’s just playing with Jackie like a cat plays with a mouse. The more Jackie pushes things the more she risks actually pissing of T, but as far as I can tell from the press they’ve done it never got to that point and they’re all good now.
Excuse the grammar here I should’ve read it before posting!
I love everything you write Tamara! I hope you get through it!
Jersey is ok this year,,,,
Dallas is so boring I usually cant finish it, like Kameron with a thought or word.
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