Today was a terrible, horrible no good very bad day. If you follow me on Twitter, you know some of the story and I need to get this done so I can set up the hallway for me and Banjo to hunker down in tonight. Because once again, the weather man is like WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! I’m sorry I didn’t have the time for pulling photos for this episode, due to HOURS online with the IRS. But.. I’ll try to use some interesting throwbacks when possible. Okay. Let’s do this RHONJ recap . And thanks for reading my recaps no matter how weird I am being. 🙂 also my computer is also having a bad day, so bear with us all.
Jennifer’s Family Relationships Cause Conflict
I have forgotten everything about this season. I suppose we are at Melissa’s beach house? I swear I need to go get my brain checked for dementia. Apparently, I am always mentally ill on Thursday’s because I paused to try to remember where they are and it was yet another “something is wrong with me” post. I probably need to be institutionalized. I have no idea where they are, but it looks beautiful. Whatever, now everyone is back in NJ. Jennifer’s sister? wants to take their dad to Turkey. I would love to go back to Turkey even though I was once surrounded by armed military guys who held a gun to all of us there. Apparently we were in a place where tourists are not allowed. My parents and I were just wandering around someplace that we should not have been?
I’m already bored. I do not care about Jennifer’s family drama. Dolores should have just stayed married to her disbarred husband. This threeway with Dolores, Frank and David is odd. They should all just live together. Dolores doesn’t want to move in with David until he proposes. So she is renovating her house. I do not understand this relationship. I think David should propose to Frank.
They Say It’s Your Birthday
At Joe Gorga’s birthday party there are a lot of people I do not know. Teresa says she wants to get “her peach kissed.” Melissa wants to have a birds and the bees talk with Antonia. Joe freaks out. And Teresa is having a pool party with the hot pool guy invited. Joe Gorga wants Teresa to invite Jackie. Teresa is pissed. Joe says it is his birthday wish. Or you know, production demands it. I’m so distracted. It is nice that Teresa and Joe still talk. Meanwhile I just asked my neighbor with a cell phone to let me know about the tornados heading our way. I am very distracted.
Dolores’s great ass is not exactly on my mind right now. But is is nice. I am so very bored by this show. Am I the only one? Teresa really is avoiding Jackie. As she should. She is way to dumb for a confrontation with Jackie. So because we need conflict there is a guy there that talked shit about Joe Gorga. The guy says Joe owed him “tens of thousands of dollars.” The guys agree to put their agreements in writing from here on out. Everyone gets drunk. The girls do shit tons of shots in the pool. Jennifer gets blind wasted. Margaret who doesn’t do the shops tries to get Jennifer home after she literally face plants. Oh Bill is actually there. He takes her home.
And that is all I got you guys. I literally emailed my neighbor to wake me up about the tornadoes. Which was stupid because we will already sleeping in the hallway,