Since there is absolutely nothing on TV tonight at all, I suppose due to The Grammys that are also not on my TV, I’m ready to do a Floribama Shore recap. OR I COULD JUST BE AN IDIOT. I’m sleeping really weird hours again and I thought today was Sunday. It is my regular night off! YAY! I can watch a movie and hopefully go to bed early! So, um, nevermind.
We are back to Gus’s erratic behavior leading to a huge fight. Even Aimee and Candace are yelling at each other for trying to stop all the yelling by Gus. Yes I know that does not make sense. Nothing on this show does. But for some reason I like it. Aimee is if telling everyone to fuck off. Jeremiah is ignoring the whole situation. Is that maturity? From Jeremiah? Then just like that they all love each other again. I love Candace and all her fashion looks.
Don’t Eat The Bisexual Cows, Y’all!
Back at the house, Gus has yet another odd hissyfit. Everything was squashed until he stirred the pot and stormed off again. They guys made bison burgers for dinner. And by the guys I mean Codi. Aimee doesn’t feel right about eating bison because…. wait for it… “bison is a bisexual cow and there’s not that many left. ” These moments are why I watch this nonsense, and it is not a far leap for me to believe that Aimee really is a stupid as she appears on the show. I want to think she is just trying to be funny. But, I’m not sure that she is that great of an actress.
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After dinner the get drunk and roast each other. So far, so good. Jeremiah isn’t into the put downs so he goes inside. He’s done this the entire episode. It’s like he’s an adult now. Is that possible? He’s up early chopping the wood. He stupidly let’s Aimee try to use the ax. He’s really making an effort to be the adult on the crazy train. Maybe he is off the steroids. Or he found Jesus or something. Also, he seems happier. Gus seems angrier.
The Plan Is To Eat Codi First
It’s time for drunken games. This never goes well for them but is often amusing for us. Gus has some weird game where one person is blindfolded and tries to tag the others who are rats. When a rat gets tagged, they get a bareass spanking with a wooden spoon by Nilsa. Codi is the first to be caught. Then Kirk is the cat and everyone quietly sneaks out of the room. These people can cook! Those ribs look so good. Then they get a weather warning. It’s going to drop to two degrees and leave a foot of snow outside. The big danger is icicles falling on them.
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Candace wants to do prank calls and call her parents and and Codi’s parents and tell them they got married. Codi’s dad goes right along with the story. Candace’s dad is all welcome to the family. Clearly, the parents are the ones doing the pranking. Then they play a drinking game where they pour some of their drink into a class in front of the person it applies too. Aimee gets hit hard in the beginning. Then they chose Gus for “most insecure.”Jeremiah isn’t happen he was chosen most entitled. Then Jeremiah calls Gus entitled.
The Gus And Jeremiah Fight Finally Happens
And it’s because Jeremiah was called entitled by everyone. Then Jeremiah called Gus entitled. Lots of screaming happened and the fist were flying. Sort of. No punches really landed. Nilsa goes to hide in another room. Security guys come out to break up the fight. Aimee just keeps screaming. All and all this fight was about a four. Jeremiah got a few scratches. The girls are all on Jeremiah’s side. So, Codi and Kirk make sure Gus is okay. Or as okay as he can be this season. Aimee is super pissed that Codi and Kirk are hanging with Gus. Gus keeps running his mouth where Jeremiah can hear him. It looks like another round is going to happen at the top of the next episode.
“Bison is a bisexual cow, and there’s not that many left.”
Wait, WHAT??!! Are these people for real?
Oh, wait. It’s MTV. Never mind.
This is almost making me curious enough to try watching this show. Almost.
Jump on board the crazy train. I love this show!
Kudos to Aimee for wanting to save the bisexual cows! Seriously, what is up with Gus? He was always overly sensitive but now it’s on 10. Was Nilsa really the one who got away? I think it’s actually some family issues happening back home. He always got most emotional about his mom.
Agreed – he’s getting more worked up over nonsense. Not sure how nilsa broke up his relationship with his gf last year when they broke up before her comments aired. He has something going on he needs to get resolved
In the first episode back in S. Georgia he had built a cabin in the woods. He was telling his friend how he really wants a wife to live on the land with him. The friend reminded him he was only 25 and his time would come. I think that Gus is lonely, and also just not good with real live people. I can relate to that.
I think he is trying to grow out his hair and needs to wear it in a ponytail until it is a few inches longer. He’s going for the Guy in the woods look.
Kirk has a good girlfriend who has no interest in being on the show or talked about on the show. She seems smart. 🙂
The friend was his brother wasn’t it?
I want a invite to dinner, their food looks so good.
Gus is way into his feels, I think he’s butt hurt about Nilsa.
I almost choked when Gus said during his confessional that he beat Jeremiah’s ass. Bwhahahaha When did scratching someone constitute an ass whipping??
Oh, and I agree that Gus is button hurt…..over Jeremiah, not Nilsa.
Butt hurt! Not button.
I was replying to my comment which appears to have gotten lost. I said that I agree that Gus is butt hurt, but over Jeremiah not Nilsa. In the post, “butt” got corrected to “button.”