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RHONJ Recap: Redo And Rewind

March 10, 2021 by tamaratattles 27 Comments

Y’all I tried to phone it in tonight for this RHONJ Recap. But Bravo’s website sucks and I couldn’t post the videos without them showing Summer House clips instead. I’m emotionally exhausted today. Im also physically exhausted. So send this recap to as many people as possible no matter house much it might suck lol. I was going to point out some idiot on Twitter said something but I can’t remember. Oh wait yes I can. Apparently, I hate Kenya. Remember when Andy Cohen accused this ratchet site as being run by Kenya? LOL.  People’s opinion of me are all over the spectrum. Once more, I am just a fat old lady sitting on the couch with opinions.  So please, invite your friends.:) But not for this one, I am already mistyping. So this may a bit more nonsensical than usual. I need to lie down for many reasons.

Also since I am late to the party, The Masked Singer is on and it is hard to look away for old ladies getting drunk and arguing. I will be falling to that asleep soon. Anyway, we are back on whatever trip they are on. Apparently, all the guys except for Evan went out back home and got drunk. I’m bored with these people because I’m just wanting to not have to do anything. I think Teresa should be with Tony the pool company owner but we already know she is with someone else. I feel like I am in slo mo and these people are on fast forward. DAYUM Melissa has a great body. And if she paid for that it is money well spent. I agree with Dolores, I have no need to do something active. Let’s get to the trash talking and get on with it.

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I find myself not giving a shit about Teresa getting a new man. Anyone who would date her is not a good guy. Everyone goes to the house but Jennifer and Melissa.  Jennifer wants to tell Melissa that Joe is a swindler and owes some other idiot ” tens of thousands of dollars.” I believe it. The Gorgas are always on the wrong side of things. Of course Melissa denies it all. Melissa was fine hearing about it from Jennifer. But she is pissed about Teresa.

I’m  Bored Just Brawl Like You Always Do

I’m bored. Teresa once again does not defend her brother. Hell, I’m not fond of either of my brother’s at the moment but if someone else talked shit about them I’d kill them all and ask questions later. I thought Italian. American are all about their, fambily. Oh look it is a dinner. Jackie’s brother got stuck on a cruise for  month during Covid. Once again they have a hired chef for things they probably will not eat.

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Margaret has a book deal with Simon and Schuster? I hate how the NYT best seller list is such a joke now. Maybe it always was. Margaret says she slept with her employer because she felt like she had to. I’m trying to care, I really am but I don’t feel well. Jackie did not go on the trip. So now we need Jackie scenes. Dolores is trying to be the go between. Holy fuck. Are we going to do ANOTHER birthday for Evan? I have a serious question for all of you over the age of 21. Do you have birthday parties? What kind of adults to that? Maybe if you turn 30 or 40 or 50 or 60 or 103? Sure but say turning 47 is not an occasion for a big deal. Have some cake with friends, kiss your spouse have some birthday sex and call it a night. Am I wrong about this?

RHONJTeresa Prepares To Sell Her House

All the old footage of the kids in the house is kind of sad. Especially now that the house was sold. Sure it was tacky but it was home for the girls. It seems like the girls don’t want to be on camera anymore. It seems like Teresa’s listing agent is vying for a spot on the show. Hell, I’m down for it. Are all the men in New Jersey called Joe? Are we really doing a birthday party 2.0 for a grown man? I realize I am not feeling well, but I would switch off this bullshit if I didn’t have to recap it. Jackie apologizes for her analogy with Gia to Joe and Melissa. They hug it out. Sort of. Everyone apologizes to Jackie’s husband. But Teresa was not invited? Sorry for the shitty recap. I’m just counting the minutes until I can go to bed.

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Jennifer really can’ stop licking Teresa’s asshole. But clearly the two do not want to film together. Jackie gives a hilarious toast to “all the girls Evan fucks when he says he is going to the gym. And I love her for that But I also think he probably is fucking around. What do you think?

 

 

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Filed Under: Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ Tagged With: Dolores Catania, Entertainment News, Frank Catania, Jackie Goldschneider, Jennifer Aydin, Joe Gorga, Luis “Louie” Ruelas, Margaret Josephs, Melissa Gorga, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Guidice

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  1. Kate says

    March 10, 2021 at 10:37 pm

    I was very distracted by the venue where they were celebrating. It seemed like some were having dinner and then their private party was there .and a buffet and toss across? It was a picnic? Im not loving this season I feel confused

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    • Ingrid says

      March 11, 2021 at 8:15 am

      toss across, lol

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  2. Indywom says

    March 10, 2021 at 10:57 pm

    I agree that birthday parties are stupid unless it is a milestone. Teresa is an idiot and possibly the dumbest housewife on Bravo. Her ugly house is full of rooms that are way too big for the furniture she has. The pool area is nice but I don’t think people are going to pay 2 million for a ugly house with a front facing garage that backs up to a major highway. The house is a total tear down. I like Jackie’s house the best. Teresa was wrong for spreading that rumor and like all stupid people who can’t understand nuance, she runs when she is confronted. Trying to have a conversation with her would give me a headache. Marge actually looked good in several scenes but I am sick of all the plastic surgery and weaves to the butt that makes them all look older than they are. I have not watched the show every season but I keep noticing that everyone seems to cook but Teresa the author of cookbooks and yes the Bestseller lists are jokes. And yes Melissa has a banging body. I am sick of all the drama and this is the last RHONJ I will watch but I live for your recaps. I hope you feel better.

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  3. Marc says

    March 11, 2021 at 5:21 am

    Feel better twin. Off to work. Will come home to watch this episode on DVR. Thanks for posting a recap even though you are not feeling well.

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  4. Ingrid says

    March 11, 2021 at 8:18 am

    I dont go by NYT best seller list anymore, if the name is in any way recognizable it goes to the top, no matter what kind of a piece of shit the book is. I dont need anymore memoirs, either. I love bios, but they are not bios, they are stupid.
    Also the problem with this episode? Not enough camera on Teresa’s ass. I know it looks great, but jeez….

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  5. Pauline says

    March 11, 2021 at 9:38 am

    The best seller list is all about the money and not anything to do with the author or quality of content. It’s a joke and irritates me. It meant something a while ago. I am so sick of everyone trying to tip toe around Tre when she’s horrible. I don’t know about anyone else but I have friends that I call out on their shitty behavior and they do the same for me. The one scene I loved was with Jackie’s brother. He may have a disability but he sees things clearly. Maybe it’s a soft spot for me because my son has autism and I always see the gift of his innocence and lack of filter. It’s pathetic to see the years of her bad behavior and yet everyone is shocked when she doesn’t “own it” or stand up for her own family when that is what she expects them to do. Thank you for the recap. I’m sure it wasn’t easy with not feeling well.

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  6. EGGal says

    March 11, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    Thank you for the recap. Reading it reminded me that I had stopped watching mid recorded episode and moved on to something else. Second party? What second party? LOL

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  7. beerandy says

    March 11, 2021 at 1:38 pm

    So do we think Evan cheated?

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    • Deb in SF says

      March 11, 2021 at 9:51 pm

      I don’t think so.

      Reply
    • Alesha L says

      March 14, 2021 at 2:09 pm

      I read that he did and knocked someone up, but you know “gossip “

      Reply
  8. Kate says

    March 11, 2021 at 5:36 pm

    No way Evan cheated Jackie needs storyline

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  9. ForumDude says

    March 11, 2021 at 6:55 pm

    So sick of Teresa. Even her brother had to admit what she did at the party in spreading an unconfirmed rumor that could harm a marriage, and a families livelihood was bs. Her willful stupidity, her actually stupidity, and her childish intransigent nature annoy the hell out of me.

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  10. Ninnyro says

    March 11, 2021 at 6:57 pm

    I believe he cheated.

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    • Sool says

      March 12, 2021 at 3:08 pm

      cant say for sure… but if he did, I wouldnt be shocked. He’s handsome and works in finance, I’m sure there are girls and guys falling for him left and right lol

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  11. janfan says

    March 11, 2021 at 7:18 pm

    thanks TT! I don’t think he cheated. Jackie & Evan ARE smart enough to realize everyone around will dig into that question now that it is on TV. I think they would have taken a lighter approach if it was true. Teresa’s realtor seems like another thug. Bravo! Gives us some funny women please!!!

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  12. Lee says

    March 12, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    I could never be friends with Jackie. A real friend will eat at least one nutella ball with you.

    I do think Evan might have cheated. Jackie gives off sexually uptight vibes, and she while Teresa was an ass for telling everybody, Jackie went way overboard in her reaction. Remember when Marge was implying Jennifers husband was cheating, and Jennifer was mad, but she just said “hey, I know what I have and my marriage is solid”. Jackie was WAY overcompensating. If it was’lt true I think she would have just shrugged it off like Jennifer did

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    • Ktina says

      March 12, 2021 at 4:51 pm

      If I were Jackie I would have said this to Theresa. Look I know you’re miserable. Your husband cheated on you, and most likely never really loved you, called you the c word, disrespected you constantly and you went to jail. Of course you’re jealous of me. My husband makes money the legal way, is hot and loves me.,I have everything that you want but will never have so you made up a story to make waves. You’re pathetic and sad.

      Evan works in a real company. Reputation is everything, something these women can’t relate to. All the other guys are crooks except for bill

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      • Floridagirl says

        March 12, 2021 at 7:15 pm

        Good answer!

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      • Pauline says

        March 12, 2021 at 8:42 pm

        Jackie said that … sort of .. with two words .. “I win!” 🤷‍♀️

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  13. Belinda says

    March 12, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    I like Jackie she’s a straight shooter with a beautiful family. If her and Evan are concerned about his “reputation” a reality show was a poor choice. All of them are designed around drama! They drag each other over dumbsh%t.

    The most eye opening podcast was with Whitney from SLC behind the ropes. She said Jen took inspiration from the worst housewives in all the brands. It showed with her epic 5YO temper tantrums over nothing. When the cameras are off Jen is very nice and almost pleasant….. Not a good show for normals like Jackie. Unless she is willing to stoop really low or become a henchman. Neither suits her too classy of a lady.

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    • Floridagirl says

      March 12, 2021 at 7:20 pm

      Are you sure about her being very nice and almost pleasant? Have you seen the multiple post that TT has written about Jen with hidden video footage? If you haven’t, It’s worth doing a search on this site to read and watch.

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      • Belinda says

        March 12, 2021 at 9:46 pm

        Completely forgot about that! That was so bizarre too. Its like this season she is trying to be someone else. The start with her was off. Why the birthday party? The awkward forced kiss with Evan? Something is not right with those two.

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  14. LisaLisa says

    March 12, 2021 at 11:06 pm

    At the poker game, Margaret’s husband said he heard the same rumors, said he heard he has a girlfriend. This was independent from what Teresa said at the party. Margaret and Joe live in Tenafly where Jackie and Evan live. Why would he admit to the men that he heard that as well unless he really did hear it? And…he wouldn’t have discussed that with Margaret? He explained by saying there are always so many women in his house at any given time and they talk. That means Margaret heard it too and discussed it with friends in her home but acted surprised when Teresa mentioned it. Who knows if it’s true, but I bet it was going around town. Evan and Jackie seem like an odd pair to me and she is protesting way too hard on this but maybe it’s just the way it appears on the show, He doesn’t look comfortable with the cameras.

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  15. Pamela says

    March 13, 2021 at 2:36 pm

    I just can’t with Jackie! “I’m a lawyer,” ok Harvey! You haven’t practiced in twelve years and you are are a real estate lawyer..woohoo, go take on some HOA’S. She is NEVER wrong and argues like a 10 year old.”well Delores, I don’t want be your friend” ok! And to drag Gia in to the mess, what
    a fucking BITCH! Grow up Jackie, your husband has a lover, because you are a cold frigid mess. You roll your eyes at Jennifer because she had weight loss surgery, so basically you are telling young women to starve themselves, it’s not cheating, then go and have surgery, screw you! Then want your cheating husband to forget he has been accused of cheating, so throw him another bday party, and all you talk about is his cheating! You arrogant, self absorbed, hypocritical self righteous snob!

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  16. JerseyDevil says

    March 16, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    I gotta ask, but where does Dolores get her money from? She has what seems to be a pretty expensive life style. I’m sure she is paid well from the show, but she has a few houses, NY apartment, 3 Cartier bracelets and never seems to of worked prior to the show. She said she used to be a corrections officer? They don’t make THAT much money. I’m sure their kids college is paid for too. The show tends to talk a lot about finances but never hers. No shade! Just curious! I love Dolores!

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 16, 2021 at 11:28 pm

      That’s a good question…

      Reply
      • LisaLisa says

        March 17, 2021 at 12:06 pm

        Dolores is part owner of the gym with Maz. She also now flips housed with Frank. She stated many times that after the divorce Frank paid all the bills and child support whether she worked or not. I remember she had a discussion a few seasons ago where she told Frank she no longer needed him to pay for everything and that she would pay for her kitchen renovation herself. Was around the time Frankie turned 18.

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