Y’all I tried to phone it in tonight for this RHONJ Recap. But Bravo’s website sucks and I couldn’t post the videos without them showing Summer House clips instead. I’m emotionally exhausted today. Im also physically exhausted. So send this recap to as many people as possible no matter house much it might suck lol. I was going to point out some idiot on Twitter said something but I can’t remember. Oh wait yes I can. Apparently, I hate Kenya. Remember when Andy Cohen accused this ratchet site as being run by Kenya? LOL. People’s opinion of me are all over the spectrum. Once more, I am just a fat old lady sitting on the couch with opinions. So please, invite your friends.:) But not for this one, I am already mistyping. So this may a bit more nonsensical than usual. I need to lie down for many reasons.
Also since I am late to the party, The Masked Singer is on and it is hard to look away for old ladies getting drunk and arguing. I will be falling to that asleep soon. Anyway, we are back on whatever trip they are on. Apparently, all the guys except for Evan went out back home and got drunk. I’m bored with these people because I’m just wanting to not have to do anything. I think Teresa should be with Tony the pool company owner but we already know she is with someone else. I feel like I am in slo mo and these people are on fast forward. DAYUM Melissa has a great body. And if she paid for that it is money well spent. I agree with Dolores, I have no need to do something active. Let’s get to the trash talking and get on with it.
I find myself not giving a shit about Teresa getting a new man. Anyone who would date her is not a good guy. Everyone goes to the house but Jennifer and Melissa. Jennifer wants to tell Melissa that Joe is a swindler and owes some other idiot ” tens of thousands of dollars.” I believe it. The Gorgas are always on the wrong side of things. Of course Melissa denies it all. Melissa was fine hearing about it from Jennifer. But she is pissed about Teresa.
I’m Bored Just Brawl Like You Always Do
I’m bored. Teresa once again does not defend her brother. Hell, I’m not fond of either of my brother’s at the moment but if someone else talked shit about them I’d kill them all and ask questions later. I thought Italian. American are all about their, fambily. Oh look it is a dinner. Jackie’s brother got stuck on a cruise for month during Covid. Once again they have a hired chef for things they probably will not eat.
Margaret has a book deal with Simon and Schuster? I hate how the NYT best seller list is such a joke now. Maybe it always was. Margaret says she slept with her employer because she felt like she had to. I’m trying to care, I really am but I don’t feel well. Jackie did not go on the trip. So now we need Jackie scenes. Dolores is trying to be the go between. Holy fuck. Are we going to do ANOTHER birthday for Evan? I have a serious question for all of you over the age of 21. Do you have birthday parties? What kind of adults to that? Maybe if you turn 30 or 40 or 50 or 60 or 103? Sure but say turning 47 is not an occasion for a big deal. Have some cake with friends, kiss your spouse have some birthday sex and call it a night. Am I wrong about this?
Teresa Prepares To Sell Her House
All the old footage of the kids in the house is kind of sad. Especially now that the house was sold. Sure it was tacky but it was home for the girls. It seems like the girls don’t want to be on camera anymore. It seems like Teresa’s listing agent is vying for a spot on the show. Hell, I’m down for it. Are all the men in New Jersey called Joe? Are we really doing a birthday party 2.0 for a grown man? I realize I am not feeling well, but I would switch off this bullshit if I didn’t have to recap it. Jackie apologizes for her analogy with Gia to Joe and Melissa. They hug it out. Sort of. Everyone apologizes to Jackie’s husband. But Teresa was not invited? Sorry for the shitty recap. I’m just counting the minutes until I can go to bed.
Jennifer really can’ stop licking Teresa’s asshole. But clearly the two do not want to film together. Jackie gives a hilarious toast to “all the girls Evan fucks when he says he is going to the gym. And I love her for that But I also think he probably is fucking around. What do you think?