I am still processing all of the drama from the Oprah interview with Meghan and Harry last night. That was a lot to process. After all the vitriol on this site, I was kind of afraid to go to Twitter, where everyone can be an asshole. I was super uplifted by all the love and support for “America’s New Royality.” American Twitter and Black Twitter in particular were riding hard for Meghan. And we literally sat there waiting for British Twitter to wake their asses up. It was almost like we wanted the to explain themselves. But most of them felt the same way. The Piers Morgan woke up and I signed off. So sorry for the long delay on this RHOA recap, but world events sometimes take precedence. And Bravo should have saved this show for next week.
Also while I was on Twitter some of the tweets about #RHOA were unavoidable and everyone I read said this episode was boring, so I might not have a lot to say about it anyway. Are we ever going to stop talking about the damn bachelor party? Cynthia tells Drew on the phone that she isn’t going to make Marlo’s hayride because she has to find her mom a dress for the wedding. Oh, joy. Old people on a hayride. High schoolers feel too old for that.
Kenya pretends to sweep leaves on her balcony. Clearly, she not used to do that. Then she sits down, leaves still everywhere to talk to her dad. He passes on the invite to Brooklyn’s birthday when he finds out she is inviting a lot of people, and probably the cameras. Then she tells him Marc filed for divorce. Kenya says Marc filed the divorce because she embarrassed him serving him a custody filing in front of people and embarrassing him. She says her revoked the filing 24 hours later.
Maybe, but here is the thing. Now she is saying that she didn’t invite her dad to the wedding because she thought he would not like Marc. Maybe so, but TamaraTattles was the first to exclusively break the news of Kenya’s marriage. At the time of her marriage, her father was vacationing on another relatively nearby island. My impression was he didn’t want to leave his vacation.
Drew Invites Kenya To Dinner
Drew tries to see if she can smooth things over with Kenya and get her off back. So she invites the enemy to dinner. Drew is sweetly trying to point out that Kenya is deceptive. This will never work with Kenya. Drew tries to reach her via song and Kenya just laughs. They talk over each other for five minutes. Kenya wants leave and take her food to go. She hands the waitress a card and Drew wants to split the check. Kenya says “broke bitches split checks.” The waitress is in fact perfectly capable of splitting the check. And she does. Kenya drives off saying, “I can’t stand this girl.” Is Kenya jealous of Drew’s career?
Cynthia’s Covid Wedding Is A Disaster
So far, her mother’s dress isn’t going to arrive on time so she needs another dress for her. Noelle’s dress doesn’t fit. Two bridesmaids and one groomsman have dropped out at the last minute. Also, Mike’s wedding band that was for some reason sent from London is too small. And trust me things just get worse from here. I was just a few miles from the wedding site on that day and remnants from a hurricane were headed our way. She’s given up on doing a prenup. They are just going to do a postnup at this point. So she is going to miss out on Marlo’s hayride and headed to get her mom another dress.
Everyone else arrives at the hayride and it is a beautiful sunny afternoon in Georgia. Meanwhile, everyone knows that two people screwed the stripper at Cynthia’s bachelorette party. Kenya, Marlo and Kandi arrive first. Latoya arrives without the braids and with long straight hair. I wish these women would keep a look for the whole season. Everyone talks about who could have leaked the news. Clearly, it was Kenya, she is the one who told production. I mean production could have told people. But come on, Kenya moves from blogger to blogger leaking stuff, just like Nene Leakes.
Tanya Sam Has Literally Fled The Country
My SOURCE says that the actual two people are Porsha and Latoya. But Tanya is doing a great job of making herself look guilty. Drew shows up and I had no idea who she was in that blonde wig. All of these women are dressed for different seasons. It was late September when this was filmed. It might be warm in the day, but a lot cooler at night. None of them are dressed for a hayride. Most look like streetwalkers on Peachtree. And I am not sure what Marlo is dress for. Maybe a Pow Wow on a reservation?At least Kenya and Kandi are wearing jeans.
Porsha get lost and is still an hour and a half away. She lives 45 minutes away. Did the hayride even move? Did I miss the hayride? Kenya and Latoya leave. Then Kandi leaves. Porsha arrives in the dark after everything is over. Marlo and Drew catch Porsha up. Porsha is sure Kenya is the leak. She tells Marlo to be careful with her new friendship with Kenya. Porsha is done with Kenya forever. I’m not even watching Kenya’s therapy.
Next Week: We are going to hear about #StripperGate AGAIN. Porsha and Dennis break up. AGAIN. Cynthia Bailey get married on TV . AGAIN.