I’m dying to get on this 90 Day Fiance recap now since I saw the last 15 seconds a few minutes ago as I tape Sister Wives afterward. I’d forgotten that I am going to be delayed with my Below Deck Recap tonight, so I am going to have a couple of hours to get through this. All of the sudden, this site is back to being super busy again. So that is a good thing. 🙂
Natalie & Mike
We start out with Natalie and Mike finally being in a good place! YAY! Uncle Beau is turning 50 and they are having a surprise birthday party for him. Parties usually mean alcohol and that doesn’t normally work out well for these two so….fingers crossed? Their neighbor, Tamara shows up with the cake and Beau and the party begins. Despite the shots, things go well. Corona Virus is there so they have delayed their wedding for a few weeks. So they go fishing. Natalie is trying to get into it but it’s really not her thing. Natalie is worried that her visa expires in three weeks. The courts are closed due to Corona. Mike doesn’t seem to interested in getting married any time soon. They did not actually really attempt to catch fish. That would have been a good dinner!
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Look. I know this will be one of many marriages for Natalie. I get that Ukrainian women are suspect. But I can’t help but be a Natalie fan. Mike need to stop stringing her along. Because everything is closing up because of the pandemic, Natalie somehow is able to take the car (or a production car) and sneak off to buy a dress before that happens. I presume production gave her the money for this or made a deal with the bridal shop? I’ve never seen her drive in the US before. The bridal lady is so sweet to her and she needed that. She even sets up an online call to her mama to see the dresses. Natalie is so happy. She looks beautiful in everything. On the third dress, she just knew. But she can’t buy it yet.
What A Dick Move
Later, with two weeks left on the visa, Mike is having cold feet. It should have been then name of this episode as there is a lot of that going around this week. He seems to be dumping her but he gives her the ring back. Before she takes it, she asks if he will stop holding a grudge for giving him the ring back. He says she just ruined the whole thing. She says it is important for her to know that he forgives her. He runs off. Finally, he says he forgives her. He shoves the ring on her hand. She has to ask for a kiss. He reluctantly gives her one. Apparently, he is pissed his moment was spoiled. Natalie is thrilled. They go to the bedroom to have the sex.
Julia & Brandon
These two are planning a wedding but Brandon has a really pissy attitude about it. Julia takes him to look at a church. The church is absolutely beautiful. Julia and I both fall in love with it right away. It has sort of a European look to it and it’s simply perfect. Brandon has no idea who mommy and daddy have invited to the wedding. Does he even have any friends? I’m a hermit and I could come up with friends to invite if I were to get married. Not a lot, but some at least! He seems not to be interested in the wedding at all. But Betty has between 50-70 friends to invite. That is a big group of swingers! Allegedly.
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Betty is still trying to move the date up to May second so it won’t be Mother’s Day weekend. But Julia is set on May 9th. The church lady is also on script so she asks why she want’s May 9th. Brandon, is really great at playing stupid and he doesn’t know why she insisted on that day. This poor girl should take the next flight home. It’s the date he first wrote her saying, “This is the day I met my future wife.” In his defense, men don’t remember that shit. Or, you know listen when she tells him ten times. Later, Brandon continues to be a shithead. He says that Julia is crying because he doesn’t buy into the female wedding dream. It means nothing to him. He’s doing it to make her happy. She needs to go home. He totally has cold feet.
Yara & Jovi
Apparently Jovi has managed not to piss Yara off for a few days so she is content in NOLA. She is really not all that difficult to please. She wants some things she chose in the apartment, she wants him to stop getting wasted and fucking strippers, and she want him to spend the weeks he is off work paying her some attention. It looks like she got to enjoy some Mardi Gras celebrations. But then she had to go buy a wedding dress with Jovi’s mom. His mom pissed that Yara won’t let her come to the Vegas wedding. I think she should. Why are they at a regular dress shop? Yara grows a heart and invites her to the wedding.
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The next time we see Yara, she is leaving an Urgent Care with Jovi. Yara apparently took a tumble on the street and landed on her back. So she went to go get checked out and the baby is fine and she is just feeling a lot of stress. It’s a day before they head to Vegas. And eight days until he leaves for work again. It’s also his bachelor party night. Jovi doesn’t know what to do. REALLY? Yara tells him to go to the bachelor party but only for a short time. It’s like she doesn’t even know him. She agrees to let him go for two and a half hours but not to get drunk. She has to know he is going to come home an hour before the flight and he is not packed.
Oh the two guys he is going out with are coming to the wedding. So maybe they will be home in time. The flight is in eight hours. They all get shitfaced. Then, they all go to the strip club. One of the guys refuses to go in because he is married with a kid. So he is not going in. He left him with the evil single guy. They are drunk and making it rain. He’s had a million drinks and Yara keeps calling. The bad influence friend is being horrible. He send Jovi upstairs with a stripper.
Tarik & Hazel
Not surprisingly, these two are not getting along. They first need to get married, spend a year alone and then worry about a girlfriend. The fact that a girlfriend is so important to Hazel, that should be a red flag to Tarik. Hazel is still jealous of Minty. I do agree with Hazel that Tarik needs to cut Minty off. In the next scene, it is two weeks to the wedding and Hazel is still not really speaking to Tarik. Tarik goes to get his tux fitted. He’s in a men’s store with $19.99 signs everywhere. His friend tells Tarik he needs to cut off Minty forever. Tarik makes it obvious that he still has feelings for Minty. His friend says he needs to delete Minty’s number.
Amira & Andrew
I really want to see Serbia on the show. However, I really need Amira to dump this fool. She is going to hate the “life” he is offering her. Amira really feels like she has no choice but to go to Serbia. So I flipped back to see where Andrew lives and I am not sure exactly. I seem to recall he flew to the east coast part of Mexico and he lives on the west coast. So I want to say California? I think she is coming to be a model but it certainly doesn’t look like he lives in LA to me.
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So off this sweet girl goes to Serbia alone. She cries all the way to the airport. She seems a bit young to actually enjoy traveling alone. Plus she is terrified after being thrown in jail in Mexico. None of her family or friends support this decision. She is afraid to be in Belgrade alone in quarantine for 14 days. It’s all about makeup and modeling. They just reminded up that Andrew lives in Roseville, just outside Sacramento apparently. It’s not the worst place for her to end up. But, Andrew is the worst person she could end up with. Belgrade looks gorgeous. I’ll add it to my plans. I could totally do 14 days in a Serbian hotel room. If they have wine.
Rebecca & Zied
I used to root for these two because Rebecca lives just down the road and I love Tunis. But I think Zied needs to be content he got to see America even if it was just a tiny town, and take his ass back home. I do like that Rebecca is a hard worker. Tarik is supposed to bring her lunch to work and she wants to talk to him. Actually she brought him a bag of food. How kind. They are really trying me to make a 30 minute drive for some hot chicken. I can’t even make a ten minute ride to Zaxby’s for my favorite salad! They meet outside. I a really pissed that she is acting like she doesn’t know how Ramadan works. She says she is not going to marry him for Ramadan. Welp, Zied needs to book a flight to somewhere with furniture.
Stephanie & Ryan & Harris
Clearly Stephanie is in Belize shopping for some black dick. It wasn’t five minutes after Ryan bailed on her that she is trying to see if “she has a future with his cousin Harris.” This woman has deep psychological issues. She just called Harris, “Ryan.” She says she should have been with him first. Oh God, she tells Harris she has always felt something for him deep down. That’s called sexual arousal. It happens. It’s not the basis for a relationship. Now she is trying to break up his family. He is with the mother of his children. They live together. She presses on about taking him back to the US. She asks if she had put his name on the K-1 visa. He says he would already be there. Oh Lord have mercy.
This was just another episode of me hating on all the Americans. I agree, Mike needs to level with her and stop stringing her along and giving mixed signals. Here’s your ring, but I don’t forgive you. Argh. And Brandon – I was once again just screaming insults at him during all his scenes. Can he not EVER think of Julia and even convincingly pretend he’s excited, happy, supportive, or engaged? Nope? And I can’t believe he suddenly doesn’t know why May 9 is so important to them as a couple – I’m just a random viewer who doesn’t even know them in real life and I know why it’s significant. And I’m still so irritated Betty keeps acting like Mother’s Day is a three day weekend extravaganza. Betty’s had 27 Mother’s Day multi-day wilding parties if her reaction is any indication, so it’s about time maybe she realized that’s not altogether reasonable and sometimes other people have things that are important to them, too. Holy f**k.
Exactly and the date of Mother’s Day changes year to year anyway.
Basically I think Betty would have found some issue with any date Julia chose because she wanted to assert dominance. It would have been, “Oh, you wanted April 10? That’s the anniversary of the time I got my braces off in the 9th grade, the boys always take me to dinner to celebrate, so do it April 17 instead. Oh, you chose September 3rd? No, no, no, no, that’s the anniversary of the first swingers cruise Ron and I went on, it’s a REALLY important date for us, you can pick August 20 instead…” Then she would have punctuated off with that phoney smile.
Hi girl! The perfect recap. You hit all the points. Brandon has a hair trigger temper when he doesn’t get his way, just like his damn father. She is way too good for his ball-less existence. He does have cold feet now. His dream is coming a reality and he cannot deal with the real world. Amira is going to hate living with Andrew. Roseville has tons of stores and malls and is only about15 miles from Sacramento so she can find work if she wants or if ANDREW ALLOWS HER. He is another one attached to his mommy just like Brandon. She is way too pretty for his dumpy looking ass. Jovi is an asshole. She needs to leave but now they are married with a kid. Tarik and Hazel bug me. All she wanted was to come to US and be a lesbian. But she had to marry him to do this. She is going to break his heart. He’s an idiot for not seeing this. Rebecca doesn’t know about Ramadan? Really? I gotta agree with TT here, she is not afraid to work. Now my favorite: stephanie and her horniness for dark skinned guys. She looked messed up on something besides alcohol. I think she felt agoraphobic or something being there by herself, hence Harris.
I forgot about Mike and Natalie. I used to root for him cuz she was such a nit-pick, but now Mike seems to enjoy torturing her. They are not meant to be together. They are just too different but they must have great sex otherwise, why are they together?
There is not one couple I’m rooting for. The show seemed genuine in the beginning seasons but now its hard to watch
Yara looked beautiful in both dresses. Jovi is a dick.
Is it legal for Natalie to drive in the US ? Bridal shop is in the woods?
Stephanie looks like she’s been drunk or high on something the entire time in Belize. She’s a trainwreck.! Her clomping around in baby doll dresses is cringey and entertaining at the same time.
Yes, Stephanie hasn’t seemed sober since she landed, not even a little bit. I can’t figure out the Harris thing. Is he married? Can she actually just fill in another name on the k-1 visa? Does she not have one and thinks now she’ll switch to getting one for Harris? It’s sick that she seems only interested in getting sex and attention and doesn’t care who it comes from.
If Natalie has a license from her country she can drive in the US for 3 months. She will have to get a license here eventually.
The previews for Mike and Natalie look like finally what they showed in the very beginning of the season with Natalie crying hysterically talking on the phone about the wedding being called off. I wonder if it’s all about coronavirus rather than Mike sending Natalie home.
Brandon is being a dick. This is the woman he supposedly wants to spend the rest of his life with and he’s acting like he’s going to a root canal appointment. I never liked him and with good reason as it turns out.
Tarik and Hazel are a snooze fest. I loved Tarik and his brother on pillow talk. They were hilarious.
Andrew always looks like he needs to take a shower and put clean clothes on. What Amira sees in him is a mystery to me. He brings nothing to the table aside from US citizenship. Amira doesn’t seem very adventurous. I’d be glad to go practically anywhere (no Ethiopia, thanks anyway) and stay a while. I’ve always been comfortable traveling alone. Copacetic travel partners don’t grow on trees. Rather go alone and do whatever I want to do.
Jovi’s promises to Yara about the bachelor party were laughable. For all his talk about all his friends there were only two there? I didn’t get that. I’m glad Yara said his mom could go.
YES to everything you said, Lucinda! I, too, love to travel. Most Europeans are very comfortable traveling. Amira seems like she is acting. I once went alone on a solo trip to Lanzarote, Canary Islands. The locals kept asking me if I was looking for dick. They said that all of the German ladies (older…not spring breakers) go there on holiday to get laid! LOL!
Oh tell me where old ladies go to look for dick. And also, I can knock that off my map of countries I’ve gotten laid in. Don’t tell anyone, but I have hooked up in almost every country I’ve been to even when old without even trying, lol.
Duly noted.
YES, and Yes! In the 90’s, My friend lived in the Gambia for a few years and I went to visit her 3 times. I absolutely have the best memories. They had a big Lebanese community and the food was crazy good. Lebanese food has my heart forever. I traveled alone and every other question was “Looking for sex?” There many, many older (50, 60, 70) women with 18-25 year old tall, beautiful, Gambian boys. My friend taught school there and a few of her friends married Gambian men there and took them back to their countries. It is hard to assimilate, especially when you come from such extreme poverty.
Poor Asmira. The daycare situation is not a good job for a grown man providing for two. Then, having to provide for his mother as well? Or is it his mother’s business and she is taking care of him? Healthcare insurance alone would bust their budget. From France to that? Lordy Girl. No.
I can’t help think that Mike was pushed by the producers or money to keep this up. There are glimpses of love for Natalie, but his pride is too big to let love in. She has made real changes since she arrived. She happily helped with a party for Uncle Beau. The one not changing is Mike. If I woke my boyfriend by FaceTime and he was shirtless in the bride’s room at 8:00am, I’m American and it would still put a stick in my craw. If I was a part of that friend group and I knew all the parties involved – it would be different. But drunk shit happens.
So funny! OMG. Do you think Jovi did anything with that stripper? I hope not. I’m getting a little mad at Mike too, he should be able to forgive this already. I don’t know why he’s dragging this on. I’m starting to dislike Brandon, he is exactly like his father. Yara looks so pretty when she’s happy. I don’t know why Rebecca’s making such a big deal she was married three times before and had weddings what is a big deal about having a fourth wedding. I feel bad for him I like him so much. He is my favorite. I can’t believe that Amira gave in and flew to Serbia especially after her father told her he was done with her if she did this. I would never leave that beautiful country that Amira lives in breathtaking.
Tamara, The know-it-slob with greasy hair (otherwise known as Andrew) lives in Rosedale CA. It’s in Kern county and is sorta a far-flung suburb west of Los Angeles
Pretty sure its Roseville and nothing against Roseville but I am certain it is not what she thinks it is! (I do agree about the “know-it-all-slob with greasy hair!) She also mentioned moving to San Diego or Las Vegas?? Andrew works at his mother’s day care?? How will this happen??? Also, really hope this is wrong but was reading something about Amira corresponding with a felon possibly trying to get on Love After Lockup??? I really hope that was wrong bc, cmon…….
Was rooting for Brandon and Julia but for some reason Brandon took the “I’m going to be a dick” pill and lost me…. Sidenote – was in NOLA for my anniversary weekend a couple of years ago and it happened to be during the “swingers convention”!!!! My hubby and I followed these people around (usually older and in a state of half dress) – was the craziest thing I had ever seen!
Stephanie – she is clearly on something and I don’t just mean alcohol. Actually shouldn’t be on the show.
Natalie & Mike – I was “Team Mike” but he was really showing some Brandon-eque dick moves! ARGH!!!! Now I really don’t know if they end up together after seeing the recaps for next week! OMG has anyone seen Natalie’s cooking show on youtube?? I feel dirty washing it! Very soft porn-ish!!!!
Thank you, just watched it and you are correct she has some kind of filter on her cam….. also ehos kitchen is that???? Not Mike’s kitchen.
*who’s
No idea! Someone said Mike’s sister or brother lives on the property and I that is their kitchen but I really have no idea of this is true.
Roseville is in Northern California…just outside of Sacramento.
East of L.A.
Andrew is from Roseville near Sacramento and I thought he was from Rosedale CA which is east of Los Angeles. My comment disappeared!
I googled and thought I said that in the post. Maybe i got the name wrong? Either way I would never make your posts disappear. now go get some sleep! We are all counting on you! xoxoxooxoxoxxoox ~tt
Brandon seems like he wants to go back to being a kid rather than looking forward to marriage. Julia needs to think long and hard about this marriage. Dude couldn’t be bothered to comfort her as she cried.
As much as I really don’t like Yara, I keep wondering what she ever saw in Jovi? I just can’t imagine he’s ever been anything but a party boy, and clearly that’s all he ever wants to be.
I don’t see Tarik and Hazel making it for long, and she’s gotta know that any girlfriend is liable to catch feelings for Tarik, and Tarik must realize that Hazel could just leave him for a woman.
As for Stephanie? She’s a sex tourist, period. Just like the middle aged men who go to poor countries. And why she thinks getting two guys from the same family is a good idea? Well whatever. This just isn’t a great season.
Good description of Stephanie. She’s like a child on a vacation who finds a stray dog and says Can I keep him?
Well Amira mentioned that her plan is to marry Andrew and move to San Diego or Vegas. I read online that her IG states that Roseville is “not amazing but it has a good mall “. You know the most important thing in the world is a good mall!! Also she hinted that she is in America with him. Spoiler alert.
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Natalie and Mike do not bring out the best in each other and they should end it. Even the religious differences are enough in my opinion. I felt sad watching her ask for a kiss. I’m a middle aged newlywed and if I ask for a kiss, he makes it a good one.
Stephanie is definitely on something. I think anti anxiety and alcohol.
I meant to add, Natalie seemed to be on her best behaviour until she got that ring back. Fake. Fake. Fake.
That’s my issue w Natalie! She seems like she changes her behavior to get what she wants and not bc she had any realization of it being wrong!
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! Aren’t you the one with the boyfriend in Europe or somewhere? Congratulations! Where did you tie the knot?
HaHa. Yes, he’s in Germany. We got married at Christmas. He’s back there again now, Australian travel is heavily restricted. I miss him kissing me.
Can’t he live there now? 🙁
We both run businesses in our countries. I can’t afford to support him and I still have a son at school so we will do this for another couple of years. Thank goodness for FaceTime.
Thanks for sharing your romantic story of lovers separated by a vast ocean. So much better than most things we are talking about here and my mind needed a little news that makes me think there is still love in the world somewhere. 🙂
Lord Jesus, somebody please get Uncle Beau a set of teeth.
Can you believe he’s only 50?
Y’all are awful! LOL.
Tell me you didn’t think the same!!!!
I… um…. I MEAN I DIDN’T SAY IT OUT LOUD! 🙂