It’s Friday night and that means a mini RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap of sorts. And it is Snatch Game! my favorite episode of the season. I am STILL pissed that RuPaul inexplicably told Kandy Muse to sashay away and then just said, oh nevermind you can stay. Kandy Muse annoys the holy piss out of me. Also, eight people would have been better for Snatch Game. But it is what it is. I just think she is getting special treatment and a lot of air time and that annoys me. I was kind of shocked that Rosé won. But it is what it is.
It’s Snatch Game!
The mini-challenge was kind of lame. It was a weird punk rock band kind of thing. They had to make their own drag outfits using tights and leggings and audition for the “Panty Ho” rock band. What we learned is that Tina Burner has a very sexy ass. And that won her the competition. The whole mini challenge scene was like two minutes. So even post production knew it was ridiculous.
Then Rupaul announces The Snatch Game and everyone is excited. Especially me. This is almost always the best episode of the season. Kandy Muse is going to be Patrick Starr. He’s a drag makeup artist with 4.4 million followers including Kandi Burruss, Sonja Morgan and Katie from Vanderpump Rules. This is not usually the kind of “celebrity” we see on Snatch Game, but okay. Utica is doing Bob Ross. I love Utica. But, RuPaul thinks Bob Ross is too intellectual to be funny. Dude, Bob Ross is hysterical. Gottmik is Paris Hilton. Rosé is Mary Queen of Scots. Of course Kandy Muse has not idea who that is. Did I mention how annoying Kandy Muse is? I.JUST.CAN’T.
RuPaul Tries To Guide The Queens On Their Decisions.
Elliott with two tts is Blanche Devereaux. Kandy Iamnotamused says that is biting off too much. RuPaul says he is a Golden Girls expert and this could be a mistake. Elliott with two ts says he is up to the challenge. I hope he wins. Symone is Harriet Tubman. That could be an issue. It doesn’t seem appropriate. RuPaul really hates the Bob Ross idea of Utica’s. I think she will nail it. Tina Burner is doing Richard Simmons. I swear Kandy Muse gets as much screen time as Rupaul. Who is she sucking off? It’s annoying. Olivia Lux is Tabitha Brown who is apparently some sort of vegan chef. RuPaul no likey this choice either.
And it is time to start the show. Symone starts strong as Harriet Tubman. Gottmik is great already as Paris Hilton. Rosé is great as Mary Queen of Scots. Tina Burner is great as Richard Simmons. Elliott with two ts is not off to a good start. Utica sadly is not starting off good either, sadly. GotMikk is killing it as Paris Hilton. I love Utica. Elliott is dying as Blanche Devereaux. I like Symone as Harriet Tubman. Elliott will probably go home tonight. Utica is in danger too, sadly. Gottmik is winning. AGAIN. Also sadly, Olivia Lux is also sucking.
It’s Time To Be Judged
As the queens prepare for judgment. Denali shares that his family has never seen him perform. They don’t see it as an artform. That’s so sad. I love Denali. Did I miss what the theme was for this final runway? I love Utica but I feel like RuPaul doesn’t get her. Symone looks stunning. I hate to admit it but Kandy Muse looked great on her final walk. Symone, Tina Burner and Kandi Muse are all safe. Olivia is sadly in the bottom with Utica and Elliott with two ts. The top three were Rosé, Denali and Gottmik. I think we might be losing Elliott. They love Denali. I literally can’t remember who she was.Oh she was the Queer Eye guy. I wasn’t into it.
BTW if you misses last week it was all about how they dealt with COVID-19 and who had it. It was very interesting. Gottmik is the winner. I love Gottmik. Her Paris Hilton was spot on. And apparently she does Paris’s makeup from time to time. Utica and Elliott with two ts and up for elimination. I really want Utica to win this. Unless we can just send home Kandy Muse. Utica has some LEGS! YES! SHE STAYS. Sadly, Elliott with two ts is sent packing. 🙁 I’ll miss her. These queens don’t get my girl Utica. I love Untucked. If I were a drag queen, I’d be the misunderstood Utica.
More Untucked Drama
Olivia is pissed that Utica said she would be in the bottom and she was. I don’t understand why this is an issue. Apparently, the queens think that Utica is one way on camera and another way off camera. I’m still going to love her anyway. Utica is just struggling to fit in. Ts Madison shows up. She is kind to everyone. I have no idea who she is but she has the biggest ass I have ever seen in my life. Is that shit real? Once again I have to say that when I was in my prime a big ass was NOT a good thing. WTF is going on in dis world? (Said in my Yolanda Hadid voice).
There was a commercial for makeup tutorials on the VH1 youtube/app. And it occurred to me that I may never wear makeup again. I just don’t give a flying fuck anymore. I’m not trying to attract dick. The dick comes with a “man” and I just don’t want the drama anymore. I am just fine without all that. Also, I am leaving this episode slightly hating Kandy Muse less. But that bitch better not win. It feels sort of rigged in that direction.