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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Running On Fumes

March 2, 2021 by tamaratattles 21 Comments

Below Deck Sailing Yacht RecapBelow Deck Sailing Yacht has returned with an all new crew for what looks to be a feisty new season. I am finally ready to get the first Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap underway! Right away, Gary shows his ass, literally, and let’s us know he’s going to try to fuck anything that moves. He is the first mate. Daisy is the new chief stew, she says people think she’s a bitch, but she is just trying to get things done. She has a great smile. Natasha looks like she is going to be a very fancy chef. She also has the usual arrogant, bossy temperament that all great chefs seem to have. Also she’s from Trinidad, so I expect a spicy personality. Dani is the second stew and she is from Brazil. I feel like she’s going to have sex with Gary on the very first charter. She also probably has more qualifications than Daisy to be chief stew.

Alli is third stew and she is weird quirky in a cute way. All of her pets are named after sharp objects. She has no experience. Sydney is a female deckhand who is not shy about taking her top off.  Jean-Luc is a tall drink of water for a deckhand. He’s 6′ 9″ which seems rather problematic especially with regard to sleeping in bunk. This is his first sailing yacht. Colin is the chief engineer this season. I loved the season one engineer, he was the voice of reason. It seems like Colin might be too. Crew quarters are very tight.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht RecapThree Sheets To The Wind

We begin in Croatia which became the it site for high end travel just a few years back. It’s one of the places I plan to visit if I need to sit out somewhere outside the Schengen countries for a while before returning. It’s beautiful. The first preference sheet has no major problems. One of the primaries is vegan. And she insists that everyone eat vegan during the charter. They prefer tequila over champagne. That could be a red flag. There seem to be a lot of them for a sail boat. All of the stews and the female deckhand look exactly alike to me. Jean-Luc has massive tattoos. He doesn’t really fit in the bed. I knew that would happen. He got no sleep at all. He accidently, uses gasoline to clean the deck 20 minutes before the guests arrive. Ooops.

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The guests are greeted with tequila shots. One of the guests arrives in a speedo carrying a kids unicorn pool board. This does not bode well. They cut the engines and set sail right away. Sydney is impressing Captain Glenn right away. She’s literally driving the boat. The guests are slamming tequila shots faster than the crew can wash the glasses. They are already wasted. Nastasha is making a delicious vegan dinner. The primary is allowing the other guests to eat fish. How very kind of her. They love the food. And the tequila keeps coming. Then, everyone starts arguing very loudly about nothing.

Breakfast Fight Of Champions

Alli got her first tattoo in 2020, it’s on the inside of her bottom lip. It says, “fuck off.” She shows it to Greg one of the more obnoxious charter guests. I think he might be speedo guy. Jean-Luc has the night shift and he has still not slept at all on the boat. He’s suffering. Wow! Natasha got an offer to work at Mirazur the number one restaurant in the world in 2019.  She really is good she worked there for a bit. She is building quite the resume. But when the guests tell Daisy that they don’t want to do a sit down breakfast because they want to get the sails up as soon as possible, she relates the news to Natasha. Natasha is basically insisting on a sit down breakfast whether they want it or not.

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Daisy agrees to just give them the breakfast they don’t want because Natasha is very insistent. Of course as soon as they sit down, the sails go up. Now the dishes and glassware and food is everywhere and Daisy has to act quickly. Meanwhile things are flying around the galley. We’re not at Mirazur anymore, Natasha. They drop anchor and Greg wants to snorkel. All the toys are out. Everyone wants to go for a swim. Suddenly two of the guests, Greg and Alex went paddleboarding and no one can find them!

This  looks like it’s going to be a great season! I’m impressed!

 

 

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Filed Under: Below Deck Sailing Yacht Tagged With: Alli Dore, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Colin McRae, Daisy Kelliher, Dani Soares, Gary King, Glenn Shephard, Jean-Luc Cerza Lanaux, Natasha DeBourg, Sydney Zaruba

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  1. Audrey Stewart says

    March 2, 2021 at 3:35 pm

    I enjoyed it. I love Capt. Glenn!

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  2. Terri says

    March 2, 2021 at 3:41 pm

    Oh God, a whole new crew to try to recognize from week to week. It does look like it’s going to be an interesting season. Is the charter guest, Speedo Greg, the same guy who is friends with the Manzo’s? It looks like him and he did move to California a few years ago.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 2, 2021 at 5:42 pm

      No, That is not my Greggy. LOL.

      Reply
    • ~ZZZ~ says

      March 3, 2021 at 9:59 am

      I really thought it was him until I got a good look at him!

      Reply
      • Terri says

        March 3, 2021 at 12:46 pm

        I was hoping I was wrong about it being Tamara’s Greggy because he was always such a nice guy & this Greg seems like a putz.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 3, 2021 at 12:58 pm

          I used to really bother MY GREGGY with comments and such on his social media. I finally just kind of slunk (is that a word?) away. lol. I still love him though.

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          • Terri says

            March 3, 2021 at 1:00 pm

            I followed him on social media for a while and then just sort of forgot about him until the other night. I think I may have to start stalking him again. There was just something about him that always made me smile.

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            • tamaratattles says

              March 3, 2021 at 2:47 pm

              Obviously, I LURV him.

  3. MelG says

    March 2, 2021 at 3:45 pm

    I watched. I’m looking forward to this one. I really like Capt Glen. He seems like he would be very easy to get along with, that if something pisses him off, you know it’s something really bad. I love the views of Croatia….beautiful!

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  4. Marc says

    March 2, 2021 at 4:17 pm

    Great episode. Great recap. I am in !

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  5. belladonna says

    March 2, 2021 at 8:14 pm

    I’m happy to see Glenn again. Jean-Luc, good god, that is a tall drink of water. The hair guy is already annoying. Is he not as hot as he thinks he is because meh.

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  6. therealdeb says

    March 2, 2021 at 8:17 pm

    While I adore Capt Lee, Glen is also a great guy. Capt Lee has his great one liners and knows his shit, Glen could be his sailing brother. Both love their jobs, love their crews and have few rules because you’re an adult and it shouldn’t be hard. Both value honesty in their crew and will stand behind them when needed. I love this show so much.

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  7. gigi says

    March 2, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    I would love to see Captain Lee and Captain Gregg on WWHL. I am fully invested in this season so I’m going to have alot to say (sorry TT, you know I get on my rants) but my god that Jean-Luc is really a looker and I feel bad for him trying to sleep. I was thinking “where could he sleep?” but nothing came to mind. Not the floor. I am trapped in one position all night unless I move 5 cranky cats so i know how it feels to not get comfortable because GOD FORBID I move my fur loves. So far, the only one who bugs me is the chef. I do like the Chief Stew and the main lead guy with the hair doesn’t impress my physically over that hair. Looking forward to this season!!

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  8. Ingrid says

    March 2, 2021 at 10:56 pm

    I saw Captain Gregg on WWHL and he was questioned about some of the circumstances Lee went through, and he is WAY more laid back, such a nice guy, I kind of would like to see what would rile Cpt Gregg up.
    Jean Luc MUST have known that getting around a boat (doesnt the sailing yacht look so much smaller than the yacht that Capt Lee was running?) would be difficult, and sleeping was going to be tight. I dont want to see him complain. Lead Deck hand is already on my nerves.
    Gigi I feel you with the 5 cats, though they are usually not all on my bed. Currently two are, one is on the floor, one on the perch in front of the window and one on the top shelf of my closet. Still I dont sleep very well.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 3, 2021 at 12:07 am

      Both of you have me wondering if I HAVE THE NAME WRONG. It’s Captain Glenn! LOL

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      • Erica says

        March 3, 2021 at 12:27 am

        I thought I was missing another Below Deck franchise! LOL!!!!

        Reply
  9. Shari says

    March 2, 2021 at 11:38 pm

    On WWHL, Daisy said she’s been in yachting for nine years, so she’s got lots of experience.

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  10. Ingrid says

    March 3, 2021 at 7:33 am

    Lol I KNEW that sounded wrong to me!!

    Reply
  11. Hihokermit says

    March 3, 2021 at 9:32 am

    Season two looks like it’s off to a great start!

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  12. Victoria G. says

    March 3, 2021 at 1:30 pm

    I love Cpt. Glen! He’s so nice! I was surprised that never noticed how short he is. Poor Jean-Luc re the bed situation. If I were him, I think I would have to quit that job. I’m not someone you would want to be around without my sleep and I’m claustrophobic so that just wouldn’t work out for me. I wonder how long he’ll last. I think season two is going to be very interesting!

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  13. SJU says

    March 6, 2021 at 9:01 am

    i kept wondering if Jean-Luc ‘s parents were Star Trek fans

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