Below Deck Sailing Yacht has returned with an all new crew for what looks to be a feisty new season. I am finally ready to get the first Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap underway! Right away, Gary shows his ass, literally, and let’s us know he’s going to try to fuck anything that moves. He is the first mate. Daisy is the new chief stew, she says people think she’s a bitch, but she is just trying to get things done. She has a great smile. Natasha looks like she is going to be a very fancy chef. She also has the usual arrogant, bossy temperament that all great chefs seem to have. Also she’s from Trinidad, so I expect a spicy personality. Dani is the second stew and she is from Brazil. I feel like she’s going to have sex with Gary on the very first charter. She also probably has more qualifications than Daisy to be chief stew.
Alli is third stew and she is
weird quirky in a cute way. All of her pets are named after sharp objects. She has no experience. Sydney is a female deckhand who is not shy about taking her top off. Jean-Luc is a tall drink of water for a deckhand. He’s 6′ 9″ which seems rather problematic especially with regard to sleeping in bunk. This is his first sailing yacht. Colin is the chief engineer this season. I loved the season one engineer, he was the voice of reason. It seems like Colin might be too. Crew quarters are very tight.
Three Sheets To The Wind
We begin in Croatia which became the it site for high end travel just a few years back. It’s one of the places I plan to visit if I need to sit out somewhere outside the Schengen countries for a while before returning. It’s beautiful. The first preference sheet has no major problems. One of the primaries is vegan. And she insists that everyone eat vegan during the charter. They prefer tequila over champagne. That could be a red flag. There seem to be a lot of them for a sail boat. All of the stews and the female deckhand look exactly alike to me. Jean-Luc has massive tattoos. He doesn’t really fit in the bed. I knew that would happen. He got no sleep at all. He accidently, uses gasoline to clean the deck 20 minutes before the guests arrive. Ooops.
The guests are greeted with tequila shots. One of the guests arrives in a speedo carrying a kids unicorn pool board. This does not bode well. They cut the engines and set sail right away. Sydney is impressing Captain Glenn right away. She’s literally driving the boat. The guests are slamming tequila shots faster than the crew can wash the glasses. They are already wasted. Nastasha is making a delicious vegan dinner. The primary is allowing the other guests to eat fish. How very kind of her. They love the food. And the tequila keeps coming. Then, everyone starts arguing very loudly about nothing.
Breakfast Fight Of Champions
Alli got her first tattoo in 2020, it’s on the inside of her bottom lip. It says, “fuck off.” She shows it to Greg one of the more obnoxious charter guests. I think he might be speedo guy. Jean-Luc has the night shift and he has still not slept at all on the boat. He’s suffering. Wow! Natasha got an offer to work at Mirazur the number one restaurant in the world in 2019. She really is good she worked there for a bit. She is building quite the resume. But when the guests tell Daisy that they don’t want to do a sit down breakfast because they want to get the sails up as soon as possible, she relates the news to Natasha. Natasha is basically insisting on a sit down breakfast whether they want it or not.
Daisy agrees to just give them the breakfast they don’t want because Natasha is very insistent. Of course as soon as they sit down, the sails go up. Now the dishes and glassware and food is everywhere and Daisy has to act quickly. Meanwhile things are flying around the galley. We’re not at Mirazur anymore, Natasha. They drop anchor and Greg wants to snorkel. All the toys are out. Everyone wants to go for a swim. Suddenly two of the guests, Greg and Alex went paddleboarding and no one can find them!
This looks like it’s going to be a great season! I’m impressed!