It’s time to see what all of these lovebirds are up to now. Based on the previews, this episode is going to be cringeworthy. This 90 Day Fiance recap may be one for the books. Did Jovi sleep with another woman at his engagement party? Why does Tarik want Hazel to talk with Minty with him as they seek out another girlfriend online? What in the holy hell is Stephanie’s problem? Is this the episode where Mike sends Natalie packing? Will we ever have a real storyline with Brandon and Julia? How much longer will Zied have to be locked up in an apartment with a mattress on the floor, no food and no furniture? Will he take the shopping cart and leave? I have so many questions. Sorry for some reason this did not post!
Yara & Jovi
Did I miss an episode? Is there going to be a flashback? Because on a commercial I saw Jovi walking upstairs somewhere with another woman. Now Yara is merely bitching because he didn’t pay her enough attention at their engagement party? I’m confused. Yara tells him he needs to stop drinking. Jovi eventually says he will try to drink a little bit less.
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Later they talk to Jovi’s family about the baby and the wedding. Yara wants a wedding with just the two of them. She wants to go to Vegas. Jovi’s mom wants to be there. His parents wonder if the wedding is a good idea at all. They have to get married in the next two weeks because he has to go back to work. Jovi spends a few days paying attention to Yara. Yara realizes that New Orleans is no place to raise a child. Or a husband. Jovi apologies to Yara for being a douchebag.
Stephanie & Whatever Young Black Man She Can Find
I keep hoping that this ridiculous “couple will just no longer be on the show.” Stephanie seems clueless about the fact that paying very young me in poor countries to sleep with you is not a viable route to marriage. Normally, I hate when men accuse their partners of being crazy. But this woman is batshit crazy. Apparently, Ryan had second thoughts about letting his cash cow go. Because either he sent flowers and a balloon or production did. Psycho Stephanie stabbed the balloon to death. Watch out Ryan!
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Stephanie is already moving on to Ryan’s cousin Harris. Stephanie needs Harris to come stay with her for a few days just so she could be comforted. Harris took a four hour bus ride and a two hour boat ride to get to the resort. She immediately tells him all about her fight with Ryan. Harris says he tried to tell her that. She invites him to stay with her until she leaves. Because she is one of those people who can’t be alone. It’s sad really.
Brandon & Julia
I’m convinced all of this is fake. The word is that Brandon’s obnoxious and overbearing mother signed him up for the show in the first place. That doesn’t surprise me a bit. In fake scene number one, Julia suffers through a kitchen scene where Mommy Dearest is showing her how to make lasagna. Julia thinks that once she gets married they are going to move out. There are never going to move out. Corona has hit and they think it will only be a few weeks before things open up. The parents are pressuring him to marry her as soon as possible. Brandon thinks they will have extra time due to the virus. They have plans to go look at wedding dresses this weekend. Guess who insists on going. Did you guess Mommy Dearest? Julia needs to just say no to this.
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Betty shows up uninvited to the wedding store with Julia and Brandon. Brandon tries to muzzle his mother. I doubt that will work. Julia loves the first dress she tries on. Brandon has her mother on facetime. He is showing her mom all the dresses. He could not possibly care less about the dresses. Then, suddenly he likes dress number two. She likes number on the most and so did I. This is why men should not be in the room when the dress is selected.
Natalie & Mike
These two only have 22 days left on the visa. Mike won’t even say he loves her. He won’t give the ring back. I kind of get it though. She never does anything to bond with him. Corona virus is cropping up for the first time on this episode. All the couples are nervous. Natalie’s face looks fat this episode. Is there any chance she is pregnant? Or just too much American food? After speaking with her friend, she decides she needs to trust him more.
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Natalie decides to talk to Mike and take things slower. Natalie apologizes to Mike. He seems surprised and accepts it. She wants to start fresh. This seems like progress. But Mike is skeptical that she can stop bringing up the past.
Hazel & Tarik
Hazel seems to be way more interested in getting a girlfriend before they even plan the wedding. This is a redflag. Tarik things most of the people on the website they use are catfishing. Tarik wants to call Minty, their ex-girlfriend, for advice. Hazel tries to distract him with food. It works. But she tells us, that if he still has feelings for Minty she won’t marry him. Tarik convinces Hazel to call Minty and ask for advice. Hazel is very jealous of Minty. This will not end well. I feel like I type that a lot.
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All Tarik does is say hello and Hazel is already jealous. Tarik tells Minty that Hazel doesn’t want to have a Thai woman as their girlfriend. When Minty asks her why she says it is because of the past with her. Oh wow, mister nice guy here was with Minty before Hazel and told her that they had broken up. Then when they got back together, it was in fact Tarik that introduced the two. Oh see, this will never work. Ever. Minty still wants to be with Tarik. Minty says she wants to be the girlfriend again. Hazel thinks Tarik has been seeing her all along. She totally vetoes Minty as an option. Tarik is an asshole. Who knew? Hazel is an idiot. At least she doesn’t trust him now.
Rebecca & Zied
Rebecca had a day off and Zied was so excited but all it did was rain. So they could not move. Oh wait, Rebecca had no intention of moving. Does she even have furniture in storage somewhere? Where did she live before Zied? I have more and more questions every week. She wants to go to a cabin and stop at a “wedding place” for ideas. I have an idea, get some furniture in that apartment so your man isn’t forced to sleep and sit on a mattress 24/7. She has some sort of horse and carriage thing happening at a resort in Dahlonega that does weddings. Zied was just happy to see the horses.
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Zied wants to do a courthouse wedding due to the coronavirus. Rebecca has been married THREE times before? THREE? And she wants some sort of dream wedding? In their cabin, Rebecca wants to micromanage Zied starting the fireplace. Zied drops the bomb that they can’t get married during Ramadan. Ramadan is a month away. Rebecca refuses to marry him before Ramadan. He says that if they do not get married before Ramadan, they cannot live together until it ends. Why don’t they just get married while they are in Dahlonega?
Amira & Andrew
I’m really hoping that Amira is some sort of spokesperson for tourism in Saumur, France. Otherwise it makes no sense. All I want to do is move there. The rest of this is nonsensical. These two have 25 days on their visa. She was in detention in Mexico for three days and two night. What a nightmare. She tells her father about her hairbrained scheme to go to Serbia. Her father says Serbia is dangerous. He is not having it. He reminds her that Andrew stayed on vacation while she was locked up in Mexico. Furthermore, Andrew never came to try to get her out. Her father threatens to disown her if she keeps up with this nonsense. Good for him. She’s being an idiot.
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Next we end up having to check in with Andrew. He and Amira meet with an immigration attorney about the Serbian plan. The attorney is fine with the Serbian plan but she also says when the visa expires, due to Covid it could be reissued. Still, Andrew manages to be a dick again. Amira really needs to dump this fool.
WHY IN THE HELL would Amira leave that beautiful village in France to give live in that basic apartment in Nowheresville CA?? With Andrew who always has greasy hair and dresses like a homeless man with gross sandals feet ? Is life really that hard over there for her that he is an attractive alternative??? And then he acts like a total dickhead all of the time!! ?. I can’t stand him because he’s one of those guys who thinks always the smartest guy in the room.
I know I don’t understand what she sees in him. She should listen to her father. Andrew is not thr one fir her.
I want to exchange citizenship with her and be adopted by her father while she lives in the US with a moron.
I agree, plus l don’t understand why he didn’t go to France to be with her, if the idea is that they’re trying to figure out if they want to get married. He is the most self-centered of all the guys on this show, and that’s saying a lot. Roseville is near Sacramento; in normal times, not that boring.
I agree the Brandon/Julia/Betty show seems fake. Stephanie’s behavior does not make much sense. She claims to be so much in love with Ryan but breaks up with him and right away moves on to his cousin. Harris seems to be interested in Stephanie so he can come to the US. Why is Natalie still at Mike’s? He doesn’t seem to be invested in this relationship.
At this point EVERYONE wonders why Natalie is still there and not heading back. He’s not invested. She really doesn’t like him.
If Brandon/Julia storyline isn’t fake, then Brandon is even worse than I thought (if that’s possible). His attitude at the dress store was abysmal. That’s the woman he’s going to marry! He can’t say honey you look beautiful, all those dresses look fantastic on you, I don’t have a favorite because you look gorgeous in every one? I liked #2 the best. The lace on the back was positively gorgeous and elegant. I don’t even know her and I have an opinion!
Stephanie is completely delusional. She just broke up with her true love and 10 seconds later it’s on to a replacement? The way she dresses and wears her hair: I’ve got news for you, Stephanie. You’re not 19 anymore. Did anyone else notice her …altered state? This episode she was high. Maybe drunk but she looked more like high to me. I could see her being into pills. She’s been a waste of airtime this season.
Amira either only cares about air time or she’s an idiot. She’s an aspiring model so who knows. She keeps on like Andrew is forcing her to do these things but nobody is holding a gun to her head. Here’s a thought: don’t go. Andrew always looks like a homeless person who happened to find a laptop. There is nothing attractive about him. Greasy hair, dresses like he’s 16, lives with his mother, has a dead end job, zero problem solving skills. What a catch!
I’m beginning to think Mike/Natalie is all fake too. I saw video of Natalie acting on a TV show in the Ukraine. Things started to make sense to me. I always found her fake, inauthentic. She could have been “acting” this whole time. I don’t think Mike was at the beginning but now I think this whole season for them has been scripted based on what I know about their status now and the continuity errors in their scenes. Just like Brandon/Julia have continuity errors, the other fake storyline.
Jovi is no more ready to be married let alone a father than Bullwinkle the Moose. The scene you saw TT with Jovi going upstairs with some woman was a preview, I believe. Yara is egotistical and self centered. (“My face is too pretty,” she says in response to why she wouldn’t wear a mask. Who says that? Even if you think it’s true, who says that out loud??) She should never have left her country because she’s not open at all to what a new country and city has to offer. She doesn’t like the food, culture, people. Did she know him at all?
Rebecca/Zied. Oh dear. Now it’s Zied’s turn to sabotage the relationship. I was married to a WASP guy from Indiana who became Muslim during our marriage. It’s a long story. But I became familiar with the weirdo rules and restrictions Muslims live by. Btw, I think all religions have weirdo rules, not just Muslim. I don’t understand why when the timeline for Zied’s trip was being discussed he didn’t say so Ramadan is within the 90 days and we’ll have to get married before or after that plus there’s other bullshit about not staying with you. And, once again, lack of problem solving skills rears its ugly head. Get married legally at the courthouse, then have a ceremony and reception later. How hard is that? And if you get to the point where you think you know and love someone to the point you want to get married, and you go to all the trouble, time, and expense to do the K1 visa, do you really need a few extra weeks to be sure? If so, you have a problem. And jesus Rebecca! This is your FOURTH marriage! Maybe you could be a little flexible about the logistics.
Sorry for the extra long post. I have a lot of frustration in life right now and this rant was much needed.
I think Yara doesn’t want to hide her expensive purchases behind a mask…I’ve seen the before and after pictures. I’m sure she could have landed Jovi with either face so it was not money well spent.
I just can’t figure out why Jovi, of all the men in the world? There’s no way he was ever different while they were dating, so why was she expecting a different guy when she got here.
Clearly he’s not ready to be married, and may never be, but saying nasty things isn’t gonna make him change either.
I feel the same way as Lucinda. And with TT about this episode. So Im not going to rant which is what I wanted to do before reading Lucinda. did anyone notice how Brandon snapped at Julia in the upcoming episode when he is telling her he never wanted to walk down an aisle? He snapped and sounded just like that father. Hair trigger temper alert…. Stephanie is embarrassing herself.
I’ve gotten to the point I just yell nonstop at the screen during every 90 Day episode of this season. It sounds like a lot more fun than it is. I can’t help it, everyone is so dumb and annoying. I hate Brandon now as much as his parents. I think Brandon wanted a girl way out of his league and he’s basically been stifled from having any relationship with ANY girl by his SMother since he was 15, so when he developed an online romance with beautiful Julia he was in full lust crazed mode. He wooed and vacationed her and made her think he was a dynamic full grown man with his life in control and a desire for marriage, when in reality he’s got the emotional maturity of a 5th grader and little impetus to truly enter adulthood. I no longer doubt he’d be fine with living with Julia forever on that hobby farm and his awful parents even if they had to remain in different rooms as long as Julia snuck off with him once or twice a day for the 90 seconds of loving I’m sure is his usual. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, RUN Julia, you can do worlds better.
Rebecca is on my last nerve. Every time Zied talks in an animated tone about anything, she starts screeching, “Don’t you raise your voice to me,” like she’s a mom with an unruly kid mouthing off to her. Zied seems MOSTLY even keeled to me and just because he’s talking louder because he’s excited or more animated on a subject doesn’t mean he’s acting the boor. Also, I’ve lost faith in this ghost furniture of hers being an an undisclosed storage location. There’s no way someone would move to a new place with a fiance and just sit on concrete while they had rooms full of furniture unused and raclingnup storage fees somehwere else. Either she sold what we saw at her old apt, it was all borrowed in the first place or it was rented and she turned it in. I think she’s waiting on the TLC paychecks to just buy new stuff and then tell Zied, oh, new was better anyway and never mention this nebulous storage again. I could be wrong, that’s just my suspicion now.
Tamara, Tarik hooked up with Minty when he and Hazel broke up for a time. Then when he got back with Hazel, he told her about Minty and Hazel supposedly suggested that they try Minty as the third in their relationship. But Hazel got jealous because Minty was obviously more interested in Tarik than in her. Why in the hell he would suggest calling Minty for advice on choosing their third person is beyond me.
That make it an even badder idea for them to have third. I’ve been a third more than once and it never works. It is always a bad idea. The third is the shiney new thing…
I’m still absolutely convinced Hazel wants a wife and to keep Tarik as a security blanket. If Minty had been into her and paid little attention to Tarik, I think she’d have had zero issues. I think her jealous isn’t simple – she’s worried about another woman alienating her safety net and also wants the third to focus on her. It’s just not that she’s so crazy about Tarik.
Totally agree. I think she is gay and only had a kid with a man because it was expected. She wants a girlfriend/wife and Tarik is just the way to get there
Where did all these threesomes happen? Thailand? Philippines? Tarik seems to travel quite a lot for women but I don’t recall seeing anything about what he does for a living to finance all these adventures.
I would think they would need to meet someone nearby. Hazel wants a friend and a girlfriend in this new person.
90 Days paid him. Pillow Talk paid him until he and his brother had a falling out.
I could be wrong, but I suspect that like Dean, he’s a disabled vet.
Did Brandon’s mother put fresh tomatoes on her Lasagna?
I’ve never seen that done before.
I’m at a point of being so cynical now with 90DF I’m fairly certain Betty’s never made lasagna in her life, production said make something with Julia in your creepy kitchen, maybe lasagna? Then she asked what’s in it and some production guy said, noodles, tomato something and cheese and she went, ok and did it this way. I’ve also never seen this. I also realized a few episodes back that they almost never seem to allow filming in the house except for very tight shots in very specific places – close up kitchen, close up bedroom, close up on a couch or out on the porch. Hoarders, maybe? Raising exotic snakes illegally for sale with the tanks around? Just speculation. They are so creepily shady.
I thought I saw that too. And then I was like, did I just see that? I agree none of these people have ever made lasagna before. Surely she knows how to make….SOMETHING. Why not just do that?