It’s time to see what all of these lovebirds are up to now. Based on the previews, this episode is going to be cringeworthy. This 90 Day Fiance recap may be one for the books. Did Jovi sleep with another woman at his engagement party? Why does Tarik want Hazel to talk with Minty with him as they seek out another girlfriend online? What in the holy hell is Stephanie’s problem? Is this the episode where Mike sends Natalie packing? Will we ever have a real storyline with Brandon and Julia? How much longer will Zied have to be locked up in an apartment with a mattress on the floor, no food and no furniture? Will he take the shopping cart and leave? I have so many questions. Sorry for some reason this did not post!
Yara & Jovi
Did I miss an episode? Is there going to be a flashback? Because on a commercial I saw Jovi walking upstairs somewhere with another woman. Now Yara is merely bitching because he didn’t pay her enough attention at their engagement party? I’m confused. Yara tells him he needs to stop drinking. Jovi eventually says he will try to drink a little bit less.
Later they talk to Jovi’s family about the baby and the wedding. Yara wants a wedding with just the two of them. She wants to go to Vegas. Jovi’s mom wants to be there. His parents wonder if the wedding is a good idea at all. They have to get married in the next two weeks because he has to go back to work. Jovi spends a few days paying attention to Yara. Yara realizes that New Orleans is no place to raise a child. Or a husband. Jovi apologies to Yara for being a douchebag.
Stephanie & Whatever Young Black Man She Can Find
I keep hoping that this ridiculous “couple will just no longer be on the show.” Stephanie seems clueless about the fact that paying very young me in poor countries to sleep with you is not a viable route to marriage. Normally, I hate when men accuse their partners of being crazy. But this woman is batshit crazy. Apparently, Ryan had second thoughts about letting his cash cow go. Because either he sent flowers and a balloon or production did. Psycho Stephanie stabbed the balloon to death. Watch out Ryan!
Stephanie is already moving on to Ryan’s cousin Harris. Stephanie needs Harris to come stay with her for a few days just so she could be comforted. Harris took a four hour bus ride and a two hour boat ride to get to the resort. She immediately tells him all about her fight with Ryan. Harris says he tried to tell her that. She invites him to stay with her until she leaves. Because she is one of those people who can’t be alone. It’s sad really.
Brandon & Julia
I’m convinced all of this is fake. The word is that Brandon’s obnoxious and overbearing mother signed him up for the show in the first place. That doesn’t surprise me a bit. In fake scene number one, Julia suffers through a kitchen scene where Mommy Dearest is showing her how to make lasagna. Julia thinks that once she gets married they are going to move out. There are never going to move out. Corona has hit and they think it will only be a few weeks before things open up. The parents are pressuring him to marry her as soon as possible. Brandon thinks they will have extra time due to the virus. They have plans to go look at wedding dresses this weekend. Guess who insists on going. Did you guess Mommy Dearest? Julia needs to just say no to this.
Betty shows up uninvited to the wedding store with Julia and Brandon. Brandon tries to muzzle his mother. I doubt that will work. Julia loves the first dress she tries on. Brandon has her mother on facetime. He is showing her mom all the dresses. He could not possibly care less about the dresses. Then, suddenly he likes dress number two. She likes number on the most and so did I. This is why men should not be in the room when the dress is selected.
Natalie & Mike
These two only have 22 days left on the visa. Mike won’t even say he loves her. He won’t give the ring back. I kind of get it though. She never does anything to bond with him. Corona virus is cropping up for the first time on this episode. All the couples are nervous. Natalie’s face looks fat this episode. Is there any chance she is pregnant? Or just too much American food? After speaking with her friend, she decides she needs to trust him more.
Natalie decides to talk to Mike and take things slower. Natalie apologizes to Mike. He seems surprised and accepts it. She wants to start fresh. This seems like progress. But Mike is skeptical that she can stop bringing up the past.
Hazel & Tarik
Hazel seems to be way more interested in getting a girlfriend before they even plan the wedding. This is a redflag. Tarik things most of the people on the website they use are catfishing. Tarik wants to call Minty, their ex-girlfriend, for advice. Hazel tries to distract him with food. It works. But she tells us, that if he still has feelings for Minty she won’t marry him. Tarik convinces Hazel to call Minty and ask for advice. Hazel is very jealous of Minty. This will not end well. I feel like I type that a lot.
All Tarik does is say hello and Hazel is already jealous. Tarik tells Minty that Hazel doesn’t want to have a Thai woman as their girlfriend. When Minty asks her why she says it is because of the past with her. Oh wow, mister nice guy here was with Minty before Hazel and told her that they had broken up. Then when they got back together, it was in fact Tarik that introduced the two. Oh see, this will never work. Ever. Minty still wants to be with Tarik. Minty says she wants to be the girlfriend again. Hazel thinks Tarik has been seeing her all along. She totally vetoes Minty as an option. Tarik is an asshole. Who knew? Hazel is an idiot. At least she doesn’t trust him now.
Rebecca & Zied
Rebecca had a day off and Zied was so excited but all it did was rain. So they could not move. Oh wait, Rebecca had no intention of moving. Does she even have furniture in storage somewhere? Where did she live before Zied? I have more and more questions every week. She wants to go to a cabin and stop at a “wedding place” for ideas. I have an idea, get some furniture in that apartment so your man isn’t forced to sleep and sit on a mattress 24/7. She has some sort of horse and carriage thing happening at a resort in Dahlonega that does weddings. Zied was just happy to see the horses.
Zied wants to do a courthouse wedding due to the coronavirus. Rebecca has been married THREE times before? THREE? And she wants some sort of dream wedding? In their cabin, Rebecca wants to micromanage Zied starting the fireplace. Zied drops the bomb that they can’t get married during Ramadan. Ramadan is a month away. Rebecca refuses to marry him before Ramadan. He says that if they do not get married before Ramadan, they cannot live together until it ends. Why don’t they just get married while they are in Dahlonega?
Amira & Andrew
I’m really hoping that Amira is some sort of spokesperson for tourism in Saumur, France. Otherwise it makes no sense. All I want to do is move there. The rest of this is nonsensical. These two have 25 days on their visa. She was in detention in Mexico for three days and two night. What a nightmare. She tells her father about her hairbrained scheme to go to Serbia. Her father says Serbia is dangerous. He is not having it. He reminds her that Andrew stayed on vacation while she was locked up in Mexico. Furthermore, Andrew never came to try to get her out. Her father threatens to disown her if she keeps up with this nonsense. Good for him. She’s being an idiot.
Next we end up having to check in with Andrew. He and Amira meet with an immigration attorney about the Serbian plan. The attorney is fine with the Serbian plan but she also says when the visa expires, due to Covid it could be reissued. Still, Andrew manages to be a dick again. Amira really needs to dump this fool.