On tonight’s RHOA recap the trip to Isle of Palms comes to a close. But not before an explosive dinner. IOP is one of my favorite places in the world. I actually met the great love of my life there. I wish we had seen more of the island. But we have to get back to Atlanta and get Cynthia married off. This is episode eleven which means it is only half time with eleven more regular episodes to go before the reunion. Lets get to it.
This is Definately A Judgment Zone
For some reason, Porsha is not in the mood for praying and Latoya who has never cooked before allegedly made the low country boil. Everyone talks about what they did with Bolo. Trust me you don’t want to know. Latoya (the actual guilty party) tries to say it was Drew who was having sex with Bolo. Actually, it was Porsha and Latoya. Kandi knows this. Everyone is trying to figure out who was with Bolo like it is a mystery. Drew has really upped her interview style for this episode. Latoya who rented a full suite up Kenya’s enhanced ass this season is very upset that Kenya is asking too many questions.
Tanya implies that Kenya is so into the investigation of Bolo Gate because she hasn’t had sex in a very long time. And that right there is when Kenya decided to falsely accuse Tanya of having sex with Bolo. Porsha, the other guilty party, is very defensive. Kenya makes it clear that the sex noises were coming from Porsha’s room. Then Tanya randomly claims she spent the night in Porsha’s room. Tanya is really to blame for everything that happened after that. As Kandi says, Tanya put herself at the scene of the crime. Kenya is suddenly Mother Teresa. Porsha feels slut shamed and goes to bed. And just like that the trip is over.
The Wives Report To Their Husbands
Drew’s husband moved their kids and Drew’s mother into their “dream home.” I still can’t believe he did that. I hate moving. Drew tells Ralph about Bolo. She says, “He pulled his wang out…” and he interrupts to ask if he pulled it out “on her.” She said he did it on everybody. Her gave lap dances to everyone. He flipped her over and smacked her booty. GURL! This is way more information than it was needed. Yet he asks for more information. She says he never told her any information about Tampa. Things get a bit heated.
Cynthia is back at Lake Bailey with Mike. She tells Mike that Bolo took out his ginorous dick and flopped it back and forth like a wind shield wiper. Mike wanted to know who was operating the windshield wiper. LOL. Cynthia said he did it all himself. Mike demonstrates “the windshield wiper” using a water bottle. These two laugh about the whole thing. They are cute together.
Since Todd is out of town, Kandi’s work husband Don Juan sits in for her scene about Bolo. Kandi says Cynthia had the time of her life. She said Porsha was in heat when she saw Bolo. She tells him that Kenya says that she heard sex noises in Porsha’s room. Then says she can’t believe Tanya announced that she was in the room. Kandi tells Don Juan that she didn’t say she heard anything. But “Let’s just say I can’t say Kenya was lying.”
Don Juan says that explains why Bolo didn’t use the hotel room they got him. He got some “Social Justice Action.” Then they start laughing about names for the porno… Kandi says”It’s Tanya Time!” then Don Juan says, “Porsha For Real!” They laugh hysterically.
Let Them Eat Cake
Kenya does a photoshoot for the cover of Alpha magazine Yeah, me neither. Latoya brings her a cake and they sit down to eat it. Kenya says she would rather throw it in her face. Suddenly, they are fighting about Kenya’s investigation all over again. Kenya feels like Latoya didn’t have her back. Because she didn’t. Kenya’s feelings are hurt because Kenya has a crush on her. 800 calories of cake later, they are back to being friends. During all of that drama, where Latoya says she puked and went to bed, I was looking for Kenya’s photos for that magazine. There are millions on their IG but I saw none of Kenya.
Drew stops over to visit Porsha to eat muffins. Heh. These two are neighbors now. Porsha really likes Drew. The talk about how much fun they had in IOP. But it was a little bit crazy. They are both pissed at Kenya for trying to air out who did what with whom. Porsha plans to “Pay her ass dust, just like her vagina.” The do have a point. What happens at a bachelorette party stays at the bachelorette party. That’s code. But what happens on a reality show. Then Ralph calls and Drew was sort of evasive with him. Porsha asks if she thinks he cheated in Tampa. Drew says she doesn’t know. Come on, girl. Then Drew calls again and she rushes home.
Kenya goes to meet with her lawyer. She is in a really good mood. Kenya says she told Marc that the custody paperwork was about to be served. Then he started sending her love songs. The lawyer literally laughs out loud. Kenya said is was a woman singing about wanting him back. Some talked about them being a power couple. She said that gave her hope. Then, lawyer says that Marc filed for divorce in New York and he is asking for alimony. He doesn’t ask for custody. So much for love songs.
Update: Kenya tweeted the following during the show. (BTW they have all been told to tweet during the show by production)
“For the record: Marc withdrew the divorce petition the next day and said that he was not asking for alimony in the filing and that we misinterpreted NY law. There has been no further divorce action to date. This scene was taped months ago.”