On tonight’s RHOA recap the trip to Isle of Palms comes to a close. But not before an explosive dinner. IOP is one of my favorite places in the world. I actually met the great love of my life there. I wish we had seen more of the island. But we have to get back to Atlanta and get Cynthia married off. This is episode eleven which means it is only half time with eleven more regular episodes to go before the reunion. Lets get to it.
This is Definately A Judgment Zone
For some reason, Porsha is not in the mood for praying and Latoya who has never cooked before allegedly made the low country boil. Everyone talks about what they did with Bolo. Trust me you don’t want to know. Latoya (the actual guilty party) tries to say it was Drew who was having sex with Bolo. Actually, it was Porsha and Latoya. Kandi knows this. Everyone is trying to figure out who was with Bolo like it is a mystery. Drew has really upped her interview style for this episode. Latoya who rented a full suite up Kenya’s enhanced ass this season is very upset that Kenya is asking too many questions.
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Tanya implies that Kenya is so into the investigation of Bolo Gate because she hasn’t had sex in a very long time. And that right there is when Kenya decided to falsely accuse Tanya of having sex with Bolo. Porsha, the other guilty party, is very defensive. Kenya makes it clear that the sex noises were coming from Porsha’s room. Then Tanya randomly claims she spent the night in Porsha’s room. Tanya is really to blame for everything that happened after that. As Kandi says, Tanya put herself at the scene of the crime. Kenya is suddenly Mother Teresa. Porsha feels slut shamed and goes to bed. And just like that the trip is over.
The Wives Report To Their Husbands
Drew’s husband moved their kids and Drew’s mother into their “dream home.” I still can’t believe he did that. I hate moving. Drew tells Ralph about Bolo. She says, “He pulled his wang out…” and he interrupts to ask if he pulled it out “on her.” She said he did it on everybody. Her gave lap dances to everyone. He flipped her over and smacked her booty. GURL! This is way more information than it was needed. Yet he asks for more information. She says he never told her any information about Tampa. Things get a bit heated.
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Cynthia is back at Lake Bailey with Mike. She tells Mike that Bolo took out his ginorous dick and flopped it back and forth like a wind shield wiper. Mike wanted to know who was operating the windshield wiper. LOL. Cynthia said he did it all himself. Mike demonstrates “the windshield wiper” using a water bottle. These two laugh about the whole thing. They are cute together.
Porno Names…
Since Todd is out of town, Kandi’s work husband Don Juan sits in for her scene about Bolo. Kandi says Cynthia had the time of her life. She said Porsha was in heat when she saw Bolo. She tells him that Kenya says that she heard sex noises in Porsha’s room. Then says she can’t believe Tanya announced that she was in the room. Kandi tells Don Juan that she didn’t say she heard anything. But “Let’s just say I can’t say Kenya was lying.”
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Don Juan says that explains why Bolo didn’t use the hotel room they got him. He got some “Social Justice Action.” Then they start laughing about names for the porno… Kandi says”It’s Tanya Time!” then Don Juan says, “Porsha For Real!” They laugh hysterically.
Let Them Eat Cake
Kenya does a photoshoot for the cover of Alpha magazine Yeah, me neither. Latoya brings her a cake and they sit down to eat it. Kenya says she would rather throw it in her face. Suddenly, they are fighting about Kenya’s investigation all over again. Kenya feels like Latoya didn’t have her back. Because she didn’t. Kenya’s feelings are hurt because Kenya has a crush on her. 800 calories of cake later, they are back to being friends. During all of that drama, where Latoya says she puked and went to bed, I was looking for Kenya’s photos for that magazine. There are millions on their IG but I saw none of Kenya.
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Drew stops over to visit Porsha to eat muffins. Heh. These two are neighbors now. Porsha really likes Drew. The talk about how much fun they had in IOP. But it was a little bit crazy. They are both pissed at Kenya for trying to air out who did what with whom. Porsha plans to “Pay her ass dust, just like her vagina.” The do have a point. What happens at a bachelorette party stays at the bachelorette party. That’s code. But what happens on a reality show. Then Ralph calls and Drew was sort of evasive with him. Porsha asks if she thinks he cheated in Tampa. Drew says she doesn’t know. Come on, girl. Then Drew calls again and she rushes home.
Kenya goes to meet with her lawyer. She is in a really good mood. Kenya says she told Marc that the custody paperwork was about to be served. Then he started sending her love songs. The lawyer literally laughs out loud. Kenya said is was a woman singing about wanting him back. Some talked about them being a power couple. She said that gave her hope. Then, lawyer says that Marc filed for divorce in New York and he is asking for alimony. He doesn’t ask for custody. So much for love songs.
Update: Kenya tweeted the following during the show. (BTW they have all been told to tweet during the show by production)
“For the record: Marc withdrew the divorce petition the next day and said that he was not asking for alimony in the filing and that we misinterpreted NY law. There has been no further divorce action to date. This scene was taped months ago.”
Drews husband is little scary. Very controlling
Very…. in a scary kinda way .. I hope she’s ok .. she’s probably used to his ways but it’s not ok
I was thinking that if he has cameras in the house and watches her remotely, he probably has a tracker on her car and/or phone and knew exactly where she was.
I never thought of that, Meindc, but it makes a lot of sense… That said she didn’t just drop by Porsha’s where they were set up to film. She knew she was going there. And longer than one would leave groceries in the car. I think Drew is in on the whole “marital problems” issues. At least to that degree.
He is definitely tracking her. Why else would he call her twice? Because she was in the same spot on his tracking device and he is paranoid.
When a partner acts like he does, it is typically an indicator that he is 1. Very controlling
2. He is up to some shady stuff himself and is paranoid, hence the tracking device.
Either way- huge red flag in my book.
Mark announced on Kenya’s birthday that mediation failed and they were proceeding with divorce. Is she now saying with her tweet that they are not getting divorced? I know she wants to keep her marriage together but unless he is selling his restaurant and moving to Atlanta I can’t see them being together. They were having problems the year she was not on the show. I think all of this two steps forward ten back is not good for her mental health. It is time to rip the Band aid that is Mark off and go forward.
Man, love or hate Kenya she really knows how to get people talking. This season was so stale and now my timeline is full of people talking about #girlcode, etc. I kinda see now why they brought her back.
Timeline, you say? FOLLOW ME! https://twitter.com/TamaraTattles 🙂
Tam, are you watching Straight From the A’s live?? What do you think??
No I don’t watch podcasts and such. I do try to check in on hers sometimes but I don’t have time tonight. I did tweet her “You’ve got to be kidding me!” tonight when she said Sheree and the other scammer was on. AFTER ALL SHE PUT US THROUGH IN COURT? WTF. Email me a recap? tamaratattles on the gee mail.
True, she knows how to play the reality TV game.
I cannot always explain it and it often makes no sense, but I am always team Kenya.
Same. I get “hate mail” or comments about me being Team Kenya AND about me hating Kenya. I’m always rooting for her, but I have to report the things she does and sometimes they are adorable and other times she goes off the rails.
I have always had a soft spot for Kenya. Always will.
Being abandoned by your mother is just the worst. It explains why Kenya is sooooo attached to Brooklyn. Poor Kenya has abandonment issues.
When I watch her- I see a tender soul putting up a wall as a defensive mechanism.
I would probably behave in the same way, if I was abandoned by my mother like Kenya was.
I see her softer side.
I don’t like talking on the phone. Unless I’ve had to much to drink and then I drunk dial people. Apologies to some of you. But Kenya and I started talking for another reason nothing to do with anything concerning any of the other people on the show. And then I saw some similarities between us. I’m like the unattractive version of Kenya. Y’all see me here, sometimes I’m kind and other times I show my ass. We have that in common. We both struggle with relationships. We both feel safer with gay men for many reasons. She has a good heart and is charitable. Childhood trauma is a bitch.
I totally agree.
You are a Cancer, if I am remembering your birthday correctly.
So am I, 6/23, we tend to be more nurturing and compassionate. Yet we have our crazy times, espically around the full moon ?
I enjoy your fun rants. That’s why I keep coming back to your sit. I feel like you have a good heart too. Even though I don’t know you personally. I am just a 3X daily, reader of this site, and I have been for years.
I’m definitely not Team Kenya. I’m Team Kandi. Lol She is a vault!
I have issues w/Kenya. So it’s a “reality show,” they are working, doing their job, but yet she can check out when she wants, have privacy, shut the door, tell them to get out, because she brought her child and the others did not have that option. She checks in & out of the damn trip as it pleases her. But she is pulling the job/reality show card on the others after Kandi asked production for privacy after they finished filming the night of the bachelorette and that’s not ok w/Miss USA.
Normally I’m not here to support Kenya but i did see a video and photo shoot of Kenya and Brooklyn for Alpha on Twitter I’m not sure what happened to it but i remember the video and she didn’t have on what the show aired.
Is it safe to say she was telling the truth about what happened in dungeon now?
Have you heard about the potential boot for the housewives all star?
Kandi sure seems to think that Tanya implicated herself. My production sources say that it was Porsha and Latoya. You mean the potential cast? I have only heard it is difficult to get ten women from different cities available on the same week/weeks. There are usually at least two shows filming at the same time, so those people could not go. If they do it soon that would exclude RHOP and SLC. Those are probably the two to exclude if you have to pick too. So they need to get it together fast, if they are doing it this year. They have talked about this for years. now that they have the whole Peacock thing they need shows for…it might actually happen. I do not think a RHOM reboot will ever materialize.
I’m keeping my faith in you Ms. Tamara and your source but I’ll be honest it’s hanging on by a thread. I did notice a couple of things with my Sherlock Holmes’ lenses though
1. Tanya didn’t say she slept in the room WITH Porsha, she said she slept in Porsha’s room.
2. Bolo slept in the guest bedroom. But on last week’s episode Porsha called that room her other room. So in which room did Tanya actually sleep?
3. The time period of when Latoya went on instagram is so close that she could have been in the room with Porsha and the python
4. We need Matlock cause Kenya didn’t do a thorough enough investigation
I said all that to say, maybe your right AND I have faith in you
I think it was Latoya and Porsha.
If you notice when they had their last dinner on the IOP, Latoya was fiercely defending the people who were making the moaning sounds in the room next to Porsha’s room.
Latoya kept sneaking glances over at Porsha.
Did anyone else catch that?
Why would Latoya defend the alleged threesome participants, unless she was involved.
Allegedly.
Then when Latoya met up with Kenya at the photoshoot, she had a guilty smirk when talking to Kenya about the alleged threesome.
I think Latoya is buttering up to Kenya, so that Kenya doesn’t point the finger (no pun intended ?) at Latoya being involved.
Her timeline was way to close to what allegedly went down in the “Champagne Room”
My verdict is that is was Latoya and Porsha.
Oh and thanks for the intel on Kenya’s video and photo shoot.
I know Tanya has a Canadian accent but why do I keep thinking I’m hearing some kind of accent with LaToya?? I can’t put my finger on it..
I love the scene of Porsha heating up a blueberry muffin for Drew and them debating blue ribbon over parkay, lmao.
DonJuan is a jealous bitch just like Kenya.
Man this episode is so boring compared to last, but for me that Bolo episode was epic so I suppose it’ll be a little downhill from here.
Bummed Tanya is gone now.. I really liked her!
Probably because Layota is Trinidadian and lived in Canada for years…I miss Tanya too but what was she thinking…oh dear…
Ahh thank you! I missed that somewhere along the way..
If it wasn’t Tanya with BOLO, then why would she quit the show? Or did she not leave the show? I’m confused. I’m with Kandi on this one. She put herself at the scene of the crime. “I was with Porsha in her room all night”. Isn’t that what she said?
I believe she quit the show due to the allegations affecting her relationship
In Kenya’s defense, she never accused Tanya by name. She simply said she heard sex noises coming from Porsha’s room and it was Tanya who blurted out she was in the room. I’m kinda confused about this girl code thing since this party was filmed on TV. Pretty much everything these women did was on camera and yet they speak about keeping things secret. If Porsha and the other Slutty dogs in heat couldn’t refrain from sexing it up with Bolo and each other, they have to expect people to talk about them. Even Kandi who talked about a “no judgment zone” put it all out there on Speak on it. The whole party started off with the kind of fun suitable for nighttime TV but Porsha, LaToya, and Tanya took it to a whole new level when they couldn’t resist a stranger’s big wanga ma thang and a little girl on girl action with prying eyes and ears everywhere. Porsha wants to control the narrative by placing blame on Kenya and redirecting the fact that she could not control herself. Drew sided with Porsha in hopes of developing a strong storyline and therefore retaining her peach. Tanya was dull as dishwater anyway and won’t be missed. LaToya is an empty wagon making a lot of noise. Bottom line, all of this mess makes for good TV and that’s why we’re all talking about it.
i just don’t care anymore. but stanley tucci’s eating italy or whatever it’s called is on cnn at the same time. he’s no anthony bourdain but who is.
I’m loving Stanley. He’s Italian and in Italy. So he’s not trying to be Anthony.(not saying that you thought he was trying to be, it’s just every travel show is going to remind us of Anthony) The format is similar in some ways, but he’s STANLEY. I haven’t watched the new episode yet. That’s usually a show for Saturday, my sort of not really day off. 🙂
I’m here for it all. Kenya delivers as she always do. I think Kenya knows the role she has to play and plays it very well. Porsha and whoever else should just own up to what they did but it’s like they are bent on making Kenya look like a liar. It’s obvious what she has said/implied is not all the way false. Keep it coming.
I don’t care what any of these grown women decided to do with a stripper. WHOEVER it was. Why do they have to “own up” to anything? It’s really nobody’s business! I get they are on a reality show. And much was shown Then production left and they all went to bed in whatever combination they wanted to. If Kenya didn’t have her kid with her, she would have stayed down there all night with the rest of them. She’s not exactly Mother Teresa.
Kenya is great for the show, but damn it’s hard to like her this season!
Well it’s called a show for a reason. She certainly plays her part.
Though it’s increasingly hard to believe Kandi and Cynthia’s repeated testimonials that she’s a sweetheart off camera…….
I can attest to the fact that Kenya is a sweetheart off camera. She’s very kind and vulnerable. I think it was because of our brief contact that she was so angry with me when I exclusively broke the news of her marriage to Marc. But my source was not connected to her in any way. And she was not ready to let Bravo know. I still feel bad for that. But if I hadn’t broken the news, someone else would have.
Yes, you did your job. Kenya of all people should get that. As much as she outs people for her job she has a difficult time understanding that is a two way street.
As an adult who has been to a few bachelorette parties and just had some fun nights with strippers….I would never act like this on a cast trip with cameras in and around the house. Porsha had too much to drink and broke her social justice advocate character she’s playing. Her true colors were on full display. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a grown single woman having a good time. However, i expect these women to use better judgment and exercise some impulse control. If the roles were reversed, they would be calling Kenya all types of whores. Period full stop.
They let loose, because they thought they had covered up all the cameras. They didn’t realize the cameras also had microphones.
I bet their is some unaired microphone footage of what really went down, and I hope Bravo airs it.
This is how they act off camera. It’s not their reality television persona, we saw the real version of each member of the cast.