I haven’t done a Floribama Shore recap since 2018. Apparently, I watched season three without admitting it to anyone. But the fourth season started last night and I can’t help but check in. So, barring some earthshattering breaking entertainment news I plan to enjoy this crappy day with Banjo and with up some sort of Floribama Shore Recap. I’m sharing my last pizza bagel bite with the boy and he very rarely gets people food. So giving the dreary weather, we are both doing alright today.
Oh Lord, Nilsa has a new boyfriend named Gus. He’s Gus 2.0. Nilsa’s father recently passed away aftera fall. Flash to the original Gus who is living off the land and wishing he had a baby mama to churn the butter. Candace started her own skincare company. Apparently, she is doing well enough to hire her parents to help. Candace says no one has heard from Jeremiah. But next we see him living in Scottsdale with his brother.
Feet, Fights & Fetuses
Codi bought a house five minutes away from his parents. Kirk has a girlfriend named Wren that he has been with for a couple of years. She just didn’t want to be on TV. Aimee is still a nutcase. But she is apparently raking in the dough on OnlyFans selling photos of her feet and her used socks. Let’s just leave it at that. I’m ready to get these fools to Montana. Jeremiah and Gus are still on the outs. When the cast was invited to the VMAs they all got an AirBnB together and at the last minute Jeremiah was uninvited because they were worried he would get violent with Gus. Jerimiah is kind of a hothead asshole.
Nilsa is pregnant by Gus 2.0. He’s really happy about it. Meanwhile non of these southerners have clothes for Montana. Somehow, Candace got stuck traveling with Aimee and so these two may never make it. Gus, Codi, Kirk and Nilsa all arrive safely in Montana. None of them have on winter coats. Gus is basically in a crop top. I’m not complaining about that. I have no idea why dumber and dumber are driving alone. Meanwhile the four idiots can’t figure out where the key to the house is.
Once they finally find the key, they open the door to a spectacular mountain lodge. Let the fight for the rooms begin! I can’t believe the owners knew who they were renting to. Nilsa tells Amy she is pregnant before she tells the whole group. Amy is not thrilled to be losing her partner in THOTing. Why did Nilsa bring a million pregnancy tests to Montana when she is already ten weeks pregnant? Jeremiah arrives to a hostile house. It’s awkward. No one has spoken to Jeremiah since the VMAs. Jeremiah is butthurt about being excluded. Gus is butthurt about getting tossed out of the house last season. I honestly don’t remember what happened then.
Nilsa called the group together to thank them all for their condolences when her father died. She said she thinks he would be really happy they were all together now. She asks them all to be patient with each other because life is short. They all are crying eve in their interviews. Then she tells them she is pregnant. Everyone is super excited. But Gus 1.0 seems a tiny bit heartbroken than she won’t be the one to live on the land with him. From the previews it doesn’t look like Gus takes the news well.
I have to say, this was a pretty good episode. Montana quarantine will be a lot different from fighting in the local bars every night