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Floribama Shore Recap: Montanabama Shore

February 26, 2021 by tamaratattles 34 Comments

Floribama Shore RecapI haven’t done a Floribama Shore recap since 2018.  Apparently, I watched season three without admitting it to anyone. But the fourth season started last night and I can’t help but check in. So, barring some earthshattering breaking entertainment news I plan to enjoy this crappy day with Banjo and with up some sort of Floribama Shore Recap. I’m sharing my last pizza bagel bite with the boy and he very rarely gets people food. So giving the dreary weather, we are both doing alright today.

Oh Lord, Nilsa has a new boyfriend named Gus. He’s Gus 2.0.  Nilsa’s father recently passed away aftera fall. Flash to the original Gus who is living off the land and wishing he had a baby mama to churn the butter. Candace started her own skincare company. Apparently, she is doing well enough to hire her parents to help. Candace says no one has heard from Jeremiah. But next we see him living in Scottsdale with his brother.

Feet, Fights & Fetuses

Codi bought a house five minutes away from his parents. Kirk has a girlfriend named Wren that he has been with for a couple of years. She just didn’t want to be on TV. Aimee is still a nutcase. But she is apparently raking in the dough on OnlyFans selling photos of her feet and her used socks. Let’s just leave it at that. I’m ready to get these fools to Montana. Jeremiah and Gus are still on the outs. When the cast was invited to the VMAs they all got an AirBnB together and at the last minute Jeremiah was uninvited because they were worried he would get violent with Gus. Jerimiah is kind of a hothead asshole.

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Nilsa is pregnant by Gus 2.0. He’s really happy about it. Meanwhile non of these southerners have clothes for Montana. Somehow, Candace got stuck traveling with Aimee and so these two may never make it. Gus, Codi, Kirk and Nilsa all arrive safely in Montana. None of them have on winter coats. Gus is basically in a crop top. I’m not complaining about that. I have no idea why dumber and dumber are driving alone. Meanwhile the four idiots can’t figure out where the key to the house is.

Floribama ShoreMontanabama Shore

Once they finally find the key, they open the door to a spectacular mountain lodge. Let the fight for the rooms begin! I can’t believe the owners knew who they were renting to. Nilsa tells Amy she is pregnant before she tells the whole group. Amy is not thrilled to be losing her partner in THOTing.  Why did Nilsa bring a million pregnancy tests to Montana when she is already ten weeks pregnant? Jeremiah arrives to a hostile house. It’s awkward. No one has spoken to Jeremiah since the VMAs. Jeremiah is butthurt about being excluded. Gus is butthurt about getting tossed out of the house last season. I honestly don’t remember what happened then.

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Nilsa called the group together to thank them all for their condolences when her father died. She said she thinks he would be really happy they were all together now. She asks them all to be patient with each other because life is short. They all are crying eve in their interviews. Then she tells them she is pregnant. Everyone is super excited. But Gus 1.0 seems a tiny bit heartbroken than she won’t be the one to live on the land with him. From the previews it doesn’t look like Gus takes the news well.

I have to say, this was a pretty good episode. Montana quarantine will be a lot different from fighting in the local bars every night

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Filed Under: Floribama Shore Tagged With: Aimee Hall, Candace Rice, Codi Butts, Entertainment News, Floribama Shore, Gus Smyrnios, Jeremiah Buoni, Kirk Medas, Kortni Gilson, Nilsa Prowant

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  1. Kipper says

    February 26, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    I think I started watching this because you recapped this mess, giggle.

    I have watched every episode. Looking forward to Montana! Luv Gus 1.0 hair this season. Too bad he’s a “small” (and less then half my age…)

    Jeremiah can be a chauvinistic, holier than thou shit stirrer, especially when liquored up!

    These kids are fun to watch anyway, I get a kick out of this show. Thanks TT for the recaps.

    PS. I want to be in Montana, in that lodge!

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  2. Karebear says

    February 26, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    I love this stupid show, glad you still do as well.

    Reply
  3. Dawn Rammer says

    February 26, 2021 at 10:12 pm

    I am so glad you are recapping this show.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      February 27, 2021 at 12:32 am

      No promises, but it comes on at a time when I can do it on Fridays. I kinda liked this episode… and want people who are willing to admit they watch it to talk to! lol.

      Reply
  4. LA_in_KY says

    February 27, 2021 at 12:02 am

    I think during the last season Gus was living with Jeremiah and his brother. It was before, during, or after the last season was filming Gus and Jeremiah had some falling out and Gus said he would move out. Based on this episode, it appeared that Jeremiah and his brother packed Gus’s things in boxes themselves. I would be livid if other people packed my belongings.

    That actually happened to me in college, but I was switching dorm rooms with another girl. But it is very invasive to have other people pack your clothes and personal items. Gus has every right to be pissed. Jeremiah was also homeschooled and still doesn’t understand how the real world works.

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 27, 2021 at 12:42 am

      I’m just glad that Gus has made enough money from this show to build his own house. He’s had a rough life and having a place that is just his will help him out a lot. I wish he wasn’t suddenly now wanting a wife and a baby though. He still has A WHOLE LOT of pent up aggression in there. And that is going to have to be dealt with before he is ready for a family.

      They struck gold with this redneck cast. I’m glad it looks like they are finally being paid more. AND that at least a couple of them buying houses. They better be paying cash though because this gravy train will not last forever and many of them have no marketable skills for when this ends.

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      • LA_in_KY says

        February 27, 2021 at 11:46 am

        I wonder how much money Aimee makes selling feet pics. Cause my feet are prettier than hers so maybe I need to look into this…..

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  5. Meme says

    February 27, 2021 at 1:29 am

    I have watched this show since season 2 but I’ve been embarrassed to admit it until recently. My husband saw the preview and said, “ what the [email protected]?” I said,” this show is a train wreck and it’s fabulous”! He just laughed at me, ha!

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 27, 2021 at 1:39 am

      It’s the trainwreck that the housewives wish they where. These people are all friends by now and fuck each other and fight each other and get in bar fights. And get arrested and pregnant. And it’s all real. It makes more sense than the manufactured housewives. It’s going to be really weird this season because they can’t film in bars or go anywhere. It’s just all of them in a house in the middle of nowhere.

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  6. Fancy Pants says

    February 27, 2021 at 11:14 am

    Does anybody know what happened to Kortni? Also, am I the only one who thinks Gus and jeremiah are in love with each other?

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    • Erica says

      February 27, 2021 at 3:28 pm

      I was thinking maybe she wasn’t invited back after last season? And I guess Mattie is persona non grata after her latest DUI?

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      February 27, 2021 at 3:49 pm

      Kortni left toward the end of season three to seek therapy for a sexual assault that happened to her when she was 16. I imagine that is not something that can be magically fixed between seasons. She’s had a lot of trauma in her life. 🙁

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    • Jill says

      February 27, 2021 at 7:44 pm

      After she left in season 3 for several issues I’m guessing she decided it isn’t the best environment for her….all the drinking and fighting. And her temper. Punching a wall and standing on the island in the kitchen kicking a plate. So maybe it was mutual between her and the producers or whoever.

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  7. Kat says

    February 27, 2021 at 12:56 pm

    Never saw this cuz I don’t really watch MTV but based on recap and comments, I’ll try to catch it. Also, for some strange reason (I think my brain must be disintegrating), I’m kinda into Summer House this season. I know, I know, my downhill slide must be in full steam. ?

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 27, 2021 at 3:52 pm

      I sort of tried to watch the first episode and there were all these people I didn’t know. I haven’t even recorded it. I forgot to reach out to Kelly before hand to see if she wanted to recap.

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  8. Erica says

    February 27, 2021 at 3:27 pm

    I’ve watched this trashiness since season 1! Mostly because I ADORED Party Down South and thought this might come in a close second (it’s a distant second). Listen, Jeremiah has some issues for sure, but I can’t handle the constant angst from Gus. And what was the scar on his face? House building accident? He needs to take better care of his moneymaker!

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 27, 2021 at 3:55 pm

      I only noticed the scar/scratch for the first time during the confessional and thought it meant a physical altercation with Jerimiah was on the horizon. I deleted it or I would go back and look to see if it was there earlier. I can’t really tell if it was there in the first photo above.

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      • Bravo fan says

        February 28, 2021 at 2:34 pm

        Apparently it was from a bar fight prior to filming

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 1, 2021 at 1:03 am

          I just read what Gus said about how he got the scar.. The four guys in a bar were calling him a faggot because of his long hair and earring. My brother used to live in Perry and I have been there and that is how they do down there. Think TRUMP COUNTRY.

          He said he talked about it on camera but it seems to have been edited out.

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  9. tamaratattles says

    February 27, 2021 at 4:30 pm

    Kortni posted this yesterday in her IG…

    _k0nigi
    Verified
    Let’s get uncomfortable
    These pictures are hard for me to look at and representations of depression,anxiety, sexual assault, self harm, suicidal attempts and so much more. Sounds like you don’t want to keep reading? That’s what’s wrong with society. What baffles me is that somewhere along the line we were told to shut up. And fuck those people by the way. Maybe they didn’t want to hear about it because they had their own stuff going on. So WHY are we not talking about how we feel? Statistics say 1 in 4 women are sexually assaulted. Do we not see how common that is? The person right next to you could be going through the same thing. Did you know 1.4 million people committed suicide in 2020?Anxiety disorders effect nearly 40 million people each year. If only we felt safe to share our stories we could feel understood and validated. I’m here to tell you YOU CAN talk about it! To be free from your thoughts and to be heard? You never know who could resonate with you. Everyone has a story. This is why it’s important to be kind always. Let’s break the stigma behind mental health and talk about it.

    She also having some body issues. Her body looks great and she says she accepts it and people need to stop body shaming. It’s a frequent topic.

    She also has a lot of sponsorships. It seems for the best that she not be on the show just yet.

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    • Kipper says

      February 28, 2021 at 2:32 am

      Well stated. Good for her! I pray she finds all the comfort, support and healing she needs.

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  10. Kippy Sims says

    February 27, 2021 at 8:06 pm

    Where is Mattie, Have they said anything about her. I just love Gus

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 27, 2021 at 9:23 pm

      I think her DUI might have gotten her excluded. Not sure.

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      • Fancy Pants says

        March 1, 2021 at 11:59 am

        I was under the impression last year that she was merely a guest “star” right at the end and not that she was going to be a full-fledged cast member. I remember thinking she was nuts to fall so hard for Jeremiah over what amounted to a few days. She was crushed when he broke things off.

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  11. Lucretia says

    February 27, 2021 at 11:17 pm

    ALRIGHT Miss TT, you suckered me into the monolith 90 day sagas a few years ago so……..now I’m gonna take the plunge into the Redneck pool based on your recommendation. I’ve got entire season 3 teed up and the available episodes from season 4. I couldn’t get first 2 seasons on Direct TV smart search.
    Ok, I’m ready and got a cold beer in Snuggie! ?

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 28, 2021 at 12:17 am

      I wish you had the first two seasons. It’s kind of like doing drugs. At first you are wondering what the fuck you are doing. Then you try it again to see if it was as bad as you remember and then you are on season four. LOL. Season three will be a good season to see how we got here. This season is weird because they are quarantined in Montana.

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  12. KYWATCHER1973 says

    February 28, 2021 at 1:46 pm

    I think he was scratched chopping wood??? Did I dream it? The scratch was there day 1….

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  13. KYWATCHER1973 says

    February 28, 2021 at 1:47 pm

    And I watch this shit show as well….haha……What was the show in WV called? Anyone?

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    • Kara says

      March 1, 2021 at 7:54 am

      Buckwild? Those hillbillies were rather amusing and inventive. There was another one in Alaska called Slednecks which was equally amusing.

      TT thanks for recapping this show.

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      • KYWATCHER1973 says

        March 1, 2021 at 8:03 pm

        Yes Kara! My guilty pleasure back then! The Shane guy died and they cancelled…I will check out the Slednecks….

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  14. KYWATCHER1973 says

    February 28, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    I googled…He was jumped by 4 people in his hometown bar…..

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  15. Hihokermit says

    March 1, 2021 at 9:59 am

    I’ve been watching this since the beginning. Absolutely love the entire train wreck crew and am looking forward to how they “survive” Montana!

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  16. Jeanetta says

    April 6, 2021 at 11:02 pm

    Gus needs to get off his high horse, be a man, & Jeremiah (who he thinks isn’t being genuine) needs to rethink that apology in the hot tub. Hey Gus u accepted & say it’s squashed but really isn’t then who’s being genuine now bitch. Clean your face Gus bc no book covers gonna brush over all your scars u create drama & a fight. & boy u need to learn how to move on. Ain’t Jeremiah’s fault u a broken wasted BITCH! He grew why can’t u?! Some ppl get it some don’t maybe you r a part that don’t – I think he needs to kick your ass & soon (if I was him) make it right with God brother – I’ve suffered worse than u as a child & im a good person & don’t do stupid shit

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    • tamaratattles says

      April 7, 2021 at 12:19 am

      Yeah, you sound like the poster child for Christianity, always sharing from the cup of Christian kindness. This is the first impression you want to make on this site? You don’t seem like a good person and you definitely do stupid shit. You need to go back to the first grade and learn what a sentence is and spell words. It would really up your Internet trolling game.

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