I’m not really sure we even need a third reunion episode for this show. Nevertheless, we have one so there is one final RHOSLC recap for this season. The new season is already filming and everyone is back. Let us pray that the next season will not air at 10pm. The only thing worse than a 10 pm recap, is a 10 pm recap of a reunion.
The Husbands Take The Stage
It’s time for the husbands to join the party. Seth and Robert Sr. are there virtually. The others are there in person. Sharrieff tries to explain why he was not at Jen’s dad’s funeral. He was at the wake. Whitney’s husband was kicked out of the Mormon church, I guess over marrying Whitney. He seems to still be sad about that. Robert Sr. is still very upset about the grandpa fucker comments. He says he was hesitant about the show from the beginning. This leads to Mary telling him that he was not and these two start bickering. Mary seems to have no problem telling him what to think and how to act at the reunion.
Robert Sr. goes on a whole spiel about how great Mary is as a pastor and a mother. This makes Mary emotional. Sharrieff tells Robert Sr. that he told Jen that speaking the way she did about him and about Mary was unacceptable. Andy wants Coach Shaw to give him pep talks. These two are very understanding toward each other. Next, we find out that Whitney’s dad is not speaking to her so she has no clue how he is doing. He just disappeared after visiting for his birthday. She hasn’t seen or heard from him since. He doesn’t respond to her texts. She’s very upset about this.
Is Meredith’s Marriage Really Okay?
Andy asks Meredith if the reports that they had filed for divorce before the show started filming and then they rescinded the paperwork. She says it is true, Seth had filed for divorce. She says they have separated multiple times in the past. Andy asks how the show has effected their marriage. Meredith says the show helped their marriage. It caused her to face situations rather than sweeping things under the rug. Jen gets called out for talking about Meredith’s marriage behind her back. Jen seems to think everyone talked behind Meredith’s marriage. Then the men leave the stage.
The girls talk about how Jen expects total loyalty but is not loyal to her friends. Everyone admits feeling that way except for Lisa. Lisa seems to have distanced herself from everything except Jen since filming wrapped. Heather brings up some really mean things that Jen said about her behind her back. “She buys clothes off the rack at Dress Barn” and “She thinks she is an actress but the only roles she will get is as a manatee or Shrek.” Wow. And Heather stuck up for Jen the entire season. Jen claims to not remember why she said that. Mary fell asleep in her chair.
Jen Is A Total Nutcase
For some reason Jen is crying over the group therapy season in Vegas. She says the therapist kept saying that she was a bully. Well, she was a bully to all of the women this season. Now she is saying that as a woman of color that is very hurtful. So, maybe don’t bully people then? Andy wants to know what the women did to make her feel marginalized. She says they were calling her aggressive. Whitney and Heather point out that she is being aggressive right now.
Jen goes on a whole rant about how you cannot call a woman of color aggressive or say she is threatening them. Whitney points out that Jen threatening her life was on the show. She did that. She was a bully. And she was aggressive and she did threaten Whitney’s life. She lectures Heather, Whitney and Meredith on white privilege. They all acknowledge their white privilege. But they also all acknowledge that Jen is an aggressive, threatening, bully. The three white women all feel like Jen called them racist. Jen goes back stage to find her husband and sobs hysterically. Whitney calls her husband to see if she is still there because Jen accused her of being racist.
OMG I can’t with Jen’s version of what happened that she tells Sharrieff. She’s delusional. At the end Andy asks if there is anything they learned about themselves by watching the show. Jen literally says she needs to change her communication so that her friends don’t feel threatened when they come to her. They end eating meatballs..