It’s time for another 90 Day fiance recap! I love this show but it comes on at time when there is just too much to recap. Today, I participated in Taco Tuesday and had tacos and beer for lunch and now I really need a SIESTA! But I really want to watch this show so I’ll try stay awake a bit longer. 🙂
Brandon & Julia
Julia has been throwing up all morning and she thinks she is pregnant. Brandon’s first thought is he needs to tell his mommy and daddy that Julia is feeling sick. He is such a child. Julia can’t figure out why he wants to tell his mommy when she hasn’t even taken a pregnancy test. Julia is nervous about telling Brandon’s parents. The parents took it better than I thought they would.
Finally, they decide to take a pregnancy test. They are both scared to death. And three minutes seems like an eternity. Neither one wants her to be pregnant. She’s not pregnant. I feel like this storyline is made up for TV. She is not pregnant. Now she needs to go get on the pill or something. She already is refusing to get on birth control. They lead Brandon’s parents to believe that she is pregnant for a bit. Just to fuck with them.
Stephanie & Ryan
Thankfully, this situation looks like it is going to implode this week. Maybe this will be the end of these two on the show. Apparently, this big blow up is because Ryan didn’t use a condom when they had sex. Stephanie is having some sort of psychotic break over this. Ryan says that Stephanie is batshit crazy and he is done with her. Then she starts calling Ryan. She’s nuts. Is she drunk or high or is this all just straight crazy? Then she calls Harris to be her new fuckboy.
Because she cannot go five minutes without attention, Stephanie calls Harris to come over. Harris has told her many times that Ryan is not a good guy. Harris says that he can come over tomorrow. Then she calls her friend to complain about Ryan not using a condom. They have never used condoms before. She’s such a drama queen. Stephanie has already decided to move on to her next relationship. With Harris. For fucksake. What is wrong with this one?
Mike & Natalie
These two are down to 30 days. Couples therapy didn’t go so well. Natalie is butthurt because Mike told the therapist that they are no longer in love. So, she does a Zoom call with a new therapist. Natalie talks to the therapist about the time Mike slept at his female friend’s house on her couch the night before the wedding. Then, she decides she wants to rehash the whole thing with Mike.
Natalie decides to confront Mike. Why is it necessary for Natalie to keep rehashing this situation? Mike says that Natalie is jealous of any woman he speaks to including waitresses. Natalie randomly throws out that she is way better looking than he is. Again he accuses her of cheating. Mike says that he doesn’t even think that Natalie likes him. I’m starting to agree. All she does is cause conflict. Later, they try and talk again. Natalie wants to go to a counselor again. Mike says that Natalie is the one with trust issues and she needs counseling for that. Natalie asks for her ring back. Mike says he is not ready for that. Natalie says she feels manipulated by Mike. Why is she there if they are not engaged?
Yara & Jovi
These two argue all of the time. Do they like anything about each other? They are headed to their engagement party that neither of them really want to be at. Plus, Yara has nausea from her pregnancy. All Yara does is cuss at Jovi the entire party. But, surprisingly she is very kind to Jovi’s mom and thanks her for all her hard work on the party. She really did seem to go all out. Jovi tells his parents that Yara is pregnant. His mom is thrilled. Yara is in a very unusual good mood. Jovi is drinking like a fish with the boys and pretty much ignoring Yara. They get in a huge fight during an interview with production. Jovi walks off. He’s such and asshole. Yara deserves better.
Rebecca & Zied
Wait! Rebecca has another kid? Did we know this? Rebecca is still pissed that some girl was flirting with Zied at dinner the night before. Was she though? I feel like Rebecca is overreacting. Oh Rebecca’s kid, Brandon, is about the same age as Zied. Rebecca has five grandkids. Zied is hysterically laughing with production over him being a grandfather. He seems to be really good with kids. Sadly it seems he will never have kids of his own. This bothers Rebecca.
Later, Rebecca becomes really concerned about Zied not going to be able to have kids. She is worried he might resent her for that. Rebecca brings it up to Zied. He says not to worry about the future, he is happy right now. However, he is only 27 years old and he may not always be okay with not having kids.
Tarik & Hazel
Tarik and Hazel facetime with one of Tarik’s friends, Angela. Hazel tells her that she wants wants a girlfriend. Angela says that they need to get to know each other before they add a third person to the relationship. Threesomes never work out well. Didn’t they already learn this with the last girl? These two really have no storyline. It seems they are in serious quarantine and are probably self-filming.