Wow, I’ve really been falling down on the job lately. Sorry. I think I’ve missed an episode or two of this show. Life is a bit of a struggle lately. But I’m all set to go for this RHOA recap. So let’s do it! And thanks for sticking with me. I really appreciate all of you for sticking with me in the hard times and not just showing up for the tea. Now let’s get down to BOLO Business. 🙂 My body is READY! Apparently this episode is an hour and fifteen minutes long. I hate when they do that! Also, I’ve had a few beers while being glued to Malcom X on TNT. They had the best movies on all day and I am in my feels so please don’t bother me with your typo comments.
Wait what? Recently we have seen Kenya drinking on camera and now she is smoking during her talking heads? Is this a bit? Or is she trying to get out in front of Marc? WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? I am so confused? Is this some sort of Sharon Stone impression? Production has gone all out for this episode. And Kenya even says someone slept with the stripper. If anyone did, it was Porsha, and y’all LET A GIRL LIVE! Then we back up to one day earlier…
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I feel like I missed so much with all of my Quarantine depression. I don’t even remember Bolo getting to the house. Everyone is dressed like….. um…. whores? I haven’t ever been to a bachelorette party like this before, and I was sort of Ho-ish… back in my day when dinosaurs ran the earth. Then production makes of point of Tanya turning to Porsha and saying “Don’t get ‘ho-ey” without me. All the girls are half naked. Except for Cynthia who has no idea what is going on. Kandi announces that she is the mistress of the dungeon. She has tested BOLO for Corona (but not for diseases) and Cynthia has no clue what is going on.
The World’s Weirdest Bachelorette Party
How the hell am I supposed to recap this? LOL. Kandi sends Cynthia off to change into her outfit. Kandi is demanding that everyone refer to her as Mistress. And she sent someone to give Cynthia a mini vibrator to place in the pocket of her panties that Kandi gave her. She holds the remote. I feel like I am recapping lesbian porn. Anyway off we go to see BOLO who is outside in a glass cage. For now. He is gyrating in some sort of outfit he stole form Dorit with the fake Chanel straps or some such. This would have been a great party if I was twenty. But I am a grown ass woman who has already been there and done that and I am bored.
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If you would have told me in the ’80s that giant butts would be considered attractive in the future… Well I guess I am finally back in style? But I am not a fan of seeing old lady fat asses on muh teevee. Your mileage may vary. I just don’t know how to recap porn when it’s like MILF porn. Porsha goes to ask BOLO to come out and party with the girls. She tells him the camera is off. The girls tell production to please turn off the cameras and let them have some fun off camera. This is what starts all the drama. Because at first the cameras don’t really leave. And when they do… THIS HAPPENS.
I Mean If That Is What You Are Into….
They take everyone’s mic’s off and the cast covers all the cameras. EXCEPT the house is still microphoned so the conversation is being caught, and some of the outside cams are still rolling. So they have some receipts. Then we move on to them interviewing people the next day. Nobody admits to knowing anything. Kenya who was the total NARC of this whole evening went up to her room where her nanny had taken Brooklyn to bed. Yet somehow, Kenya is the one who knows all the tea and told it to production.
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The tea is that Cynthia wanted to make sure that BOLO’s giant dick is real. I feel like everyone in Atlanta who wants to know this, knows that it is in fact real. Meanwhile, Porsha and Latoya were making out and grinding on each other. Porsha tells Tanya to move the camera away. Porsha proclaims she is now a lesbian. HOLY FUCK! Production is at least making it seem like Tanya hooked up with BOLO! I never even thought about believing that until this point! Then BOLO was with Drew, and maybe even Shamea? What Am I watching here?
WAP IN THE LIVING ROOM!
Porsha is totally pimping BOLO OUT to the other girls after she clearly did him. She asked if Tanya had been with him yet. She says she can’t do that. Porsha says, “Yes you can.” Okay, I was pissed at Kenya for making all this shit up (which is what my production source told me) but it really makes sense because Brooklyn was there and she had been getting up early to make her breakfast. Now productions is putting up a blueprint of the house. Why doesn’t its show Tanya’s room though? Tanya totally passed on the BOLO PIPE and my source says she didn’t do anything.
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Noonish the next day people are wandering around and Drew goes to chat with Cynthia. But when everyone gets together you can see that Drew is very nervous about Kenya talking about all the girls who rode BOLO’s dick. ALLEDGEDLY. My source WHO KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED, did not disclosure any of this to me other than “Kenya is lying.” Now I think my source is just covering for everyone! I’m going to have to check back in again with follow-up questions. Cynthia tells Kenya that she watches the girls all kissing each other. Kenya throws in that BOLO was a participant.
Kenya And Cynthia Grill Latoya
Kenya interviews Latoya. And Latoya denies doing anything. Meanwhile the other women are on a fishing boat. Attention, future RHOA, if you go on vacation and there are two choices, never go with Kandi. The reason Kandi gets the big bucks is she will go wherever production tells her to go and she will do it with a smile on her face and be kind to production. So, Kenya, Latoya, Cynthia and Tanya are by the pool and everyone else is on the boat. Kenya is railing on Tanya trying to say she got oral from BOLO.
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There are a lot of interviews interspersed here. Kandi refuses to give up information, especially about where BOLO slept. But she did say on a scale of 1 to ten, things reached 100. Meanwhile, Marlo caught a shark in real life on the fishing boat. The boat people had a blast. Okay I am back to believing my source because Kenya is really pushing this storyline. Kenya is blasting Porsha and “someone else” screwing the stripper.
Cynthia Tries To Get Marlo and Kenya To Make Up
This conversation is great and they seem to make up but WTF is going on with Kenya? She looks haggard in this scene. I don’t mean any disrespect. I get a shit ton of hate mail about Kenya. Half is Kenya pays me to say nice things, and half is I hate Kenya because we don’t talk anymore because I was the person who announced her wedding. We did talk on occasion especially when she was with that one violent guy. But nothing I have every written or said was because I dislike Kenya. I actually like her a lot. But what y’all may not know is SHE IS A PERSON. And people have the right to their feelings. I am also a person. I do care about her a lot. Not in some sort of fan way, obviously, but I’ve heard the pain in her voice on the telephone that I will never forget. And for the undereducated, haggard means, “looking exhausted and unwell, especially from fatigue, worry, or suffering.”
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Ha! Porsha refused to be interviewed about fucking BOLO. lol. Porsha totally fucked him. She is mad at Kenya for lying. AGAIN MY VERY GOOD SOURCE SAYS KENYA IS LYING ABOUT THIS ALL. Tanya did quit the show, though. Latoya is starting to mistrust Kenya. And somehow Kenya and Marlo are BBFs now? What is that about? I’m so confused.
I just wanna say that I just love me some Marlo Hampton! People can say what they want about her being a friend of the show since the year 1900 but it doesn’t matter, she makes the show enjoyable.
Kandi was in her element and I expected nothing less from the freak Queen ?
Cynthia, Drew, Shamea, Latoya and Tanya clearly enjoyed themselves and Bolo.
Kenya turned it into something that it didn’t need to be. If Porsha slept with him that’s her business, why couldn’t it just be a fun night? Kenya does way too much and didn’t need to make it like someone committed a crime.
I will say though that this housewives series has no Matriarch since Nene is gone and Bravo needs to stop trying to make Porsha the lead of the show because it’s not gonna happen. Porsha doesn’t have what it takes to lead this show and neither does Kenya at this point. Sheree should’ve been on this trip or not have had her scenes that she filmed this season scrapped.
I have noticed on Instagram that Marlo is liking everything that Kenya posts. This entire recap is perfect and I laughed throughout. I think anyone who felt like messing around with BOLO should have. Why not?
I love Kandi! Everything about her. I love her hustle and the fact that she seems so straight up. She’s the perfect cast member.
I’m going back and reading all the previous posts about stripper gate.
As you should! lol.
But I have done a lot of fucking in my life. And there is such a thing as too big.
Me: Clutches pearls
…I so wasn’t ready!!!
Thanks TT. Always hearing “if it was not big would you marry him, or don’t you have to see how big he is?” size can be a deterrent .
Big is not always better. Aha.?
On to watch it now………
I think it should have stayed off the show. They had fun, mature adult women, lol.
Who cares about “who did who”
I thought it was hilarious though.
Married women I think should have not participated.
I am referring to the single women.
You are absolutely right.
I dated a very well-endowed man and when I told my friend ‘sometimes it can be TOO big’ they thought I was nuts.
I agree ? if something that big come at me I’d run LOL
Absolutely!! You have to walk afterwards!!
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For sure!! I went back and read the other posts and now I am clear on what the big deal is with “strippergate”.
ALSO….I don’t consider myself a prude in any way and I think anyone who wants to fuck, should fuck!!! That being said…WOW. I felt a little bit like a voyeur with this episode! Kandi was perfect as Mistress and all the ladies played along very well. When BOLO was moving and grinding I swear I giggled out loud like a 20 year old. I don’t know what I would do with that thing. Jeez!! I blushed. Poor Cynthia was descending those stairs like a little old lady! That was sort of a fun episode just for the giggles.
I just read your article onRHOA and I am very much happy with Cythnia getting married and all. That was a straight up bachelorette party I have seen ,you talk about what’s done North Carolina stay in North Carolina but as you now Kenya can’t hold ice water. Her Ass Will tell who drank that shit faster than the other. So as far as Marlo and Kenya,Marlo is sincere after what everybody has gone through in 2020 you what to clean slate with pastime bullshit . Really it’s timeout for hating a sister 2or3episodes back leave it for rear view mirror. She need to get with Marc and raise her daughter and let that be main focus,is she mad cause it looks like she wanted some of that going’s on in the bedroom. Ms holyer that thou girl get a life. She’s a fun popper okay. This is from DETROIT”.
All I know is CoCo Chanel is rolling in her grave.
Good. She was a Nazi Sympathizer.
It took all this to Get viewers, a damn Stripper. Wow! 4 parts series to hold viewers attention RHOA you are doing the MOST, you are really reaching. NENE can everyone just makeup. It 2021, sit down like Grown up do and Talk. That’s what People Do In Real WORLD ?. Apologize and KIM keep it moving.
Nene hasn’t been Nene for years. She hasn’t been fun in a long time and I guess it was the bts stuff that made her that way??♀️
I have to say, this episode lived up to the looong way we got to it. But I think production totally did them dirty. I don’t think it’s fair or right to wrap and leave the house wired and cameras outside. If I am being naive, apparently so were the ladies. I no longer expect much from Kenya that makes sense. Her wound is a life long burden and I have empathy for her. But she is not mentally well and will always struggle with boundaries and trust. Being put through hell by her nasty ex isn’t helping. I feel for Tanya and Drew. Major repercussions for these two. Drew especially because her husband seems a controlling ass. Just HAS to move the house while she’s outta town, HAS to make sure she knows h I was hard and stressful it is. I’m loving Porsha in her power. But, she doesn’t feel like praying so. ..
I thought it was weird for Drew’s husband to move while she was out of town. On the other hand, moving SUCKS. And if my husband wanted to do the move without me, I’d love it.
Drew’s husband had to set up the cameras in the new house while she wasn’t there ??♀️
LOL!!!
Man Kenya just mad that Latoya was all over Porsha for free when she had to pay her to be her friend this season just like she’s paid Walter and anyone else. She’s not a girl’s girl and just may never be able to have any real connection to anyone.
Say what? what weed koolaid have you been drinking ?????!!!
I was mostly just making a joke about the Latoya thing. But she doesn’t seem like a girl’s girl at all. She should’ve respected the privacy of the night if the girls didn’t want to talk about it. I get it, its a reality show but I’m sure to a degree they know when not to bring certain things up. Was Kenya the one that brought The Cookie Lady uo last season and now trying to talk about Tanya again? I thought they kinda made up. And to also throw Porsha under the bus with Tanya?
When did you hear Kenya say Tanya’s name didn’t you catch the tea when Shamea ratted Tanya out. She said Porsha and you. Didn’t you hear Kenya say she didn’t know who the other voice belonged to
Kenya said it was Porsha and Tanya all over social media.
So her assumptions that it was tyana is because shamea pointed it that way. Plus porsha was calling on her friend Tanya all night or on la toya. Soooo it’s between them I still don’t see the lies. Lol it’s all there. Everyone is saying they hear noises. Porsha, Tanya anoint here anything ? or laytoya ?
When all this came out I remember saying I won’t disbelieve Kenya until I see the footage. And here we are again, Kenya made out to be lying when she’s just the only one who dares to say anything whilst the others contradict themselves.
where was the lie though? Marlo and others heard the noises too and porsha was def one of the suspects….. the other person was either latoya or Tanya! and if she inoccent why run??? lol yall live in delusion cuz yall stay on the kenya hate train. but if marlo made the accusations yall would have whole hearlty belive her or anyone else. but since its kenyA ITS ALL A LIE SHES MISERABLE BLAH BLAH BLAH! if t wasnt for her yall wouldnt have anticapted to see this episode or the show period! this is a reality show its for enertainment purposes only! yall love to leechon this SHIT like its real lol!
I’m not sure you meant to reply to me but I agree.
I found this episode distasteful. I’m here for a good time but not while on a cast trip for a reality show. This was just too much…I’m already over these tired and lame story lines and forced drama. This was the straw.
The scene by the pool was ridiculous! The funniest part was Kandi and her “45 MINUTES! 45 MINUTES! She made her baby wait 45 minutes for milk?”
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Kenya has never lied on this show. When she gives the details …it is fact. She called Nena on her fake not for profit…fact, she said she didn’t fuck Phaedra man is a fact. They were fucking. Dont get mad cause you got caught. You on reality TV. Production was going to spill the tea. Bottom line. Now, we see why Drew was spilling lies about Latoya and Kenya. It was Latoya and Porsha. Also, the tables have flipped. Cynthia bringing Marlo and Kenya together has solidified the group. Now it is Kenya, Kandi, Cynthia, Marlo, and Latoya. Whe Porsha has Drew and Shemea. You forgot to recap Porsha’s face when she saw how close Marlo and Kenya had gotten. Lol
Thank you, not surprised with the outcome of this episode with outrage on Kenya speaking out. This is a reality show and someone was bound to spill what happened. I don’t care who Porsha allegedly slept with but gross that it took place while at work and among co- workers. If porsha wanted a private moment, she could have rented a hotel . Distasteful trying to justifying her action. I am irritated with Porsha’s denial than her action . When did cast action on a paid vacation became private and not to be addressed. Ask Luann. Oh I forgot let’s hate on Kenya and blame her. Every one loves a hoe. Porsha is so cuddle, she can’t even see the embarrassment. Tanya is the only one hurt in this because Porsha is excited with the response on bravo chat room. Sunken morals
So this episode has to be the GOAT of the entire HW history!! I loved every second of it. I will probably have to go back and rewatch it again. It had everything!!! I had forgotten about the stripper Phaedra hired way back, dick-a-Licious who could give himself head lol. I went back and watched that and Kandis mom’s reaction LMAO!!!
Finally someone who feels the same as me! My sister and I were texting each other the entire time laughing. This episode was great and with the wait!! It was so fun and funny!
Say what? what weed koolaid have you been drinking ?????!!!
Kenya is struggling and I feel for her. I had a bad relationship with my mom, was in abusive relationships (physical and then mental because I thought “hey .. he isn’t hitting me” but then he did and that was enough). I’ve been through a divorce with a controlling, narcissist who still uses my child to break me down and drags me to court 7 years later. She has money so I’m glad she has that (I don’t) but I still empathize and understand why she looks haggard and lost. That being said, she asked the ladies for a village and sisterhood but then turns a fun night into a witch hunt. Is it to secure a paycheck? Maybe .. and I can understand that to a point .. but it’s disappointing and makes me think she is not a nice person and doesn’t deserve the compassion she thinks she is entitled to. The “Basic Instinct” confessional was funny and cute but Kenya needed to stay in character and not give up the scoop. I love Kandi and she is an awesome friend to Kenya. It would’ve been nice for Kenya to respect Kandi enough to let the night be what it was and stay between all of them. She shouldn’t make it hard for Kandi to be her ally.
The one time i tune in and I see a blurred/ not blurred BOLO penis, lol!! Yeah surprising I watch this episode mostly, haha. So Tonya quit the show huh, yep you get something from BOLO. Portia, why not, its better that what the hotdog king ever gave you in the bedroom!! Was Kenya just tired from the baby, still though shes makes tired, haggard look good. And yes I agree too many old lady butts. I mean it was a sea of ginormous butts. All in all nene who, hah! I did enjoy hearing Drew on wwhl say Latoya was incredibly thirsty though.
One hour and 15 mins?
I thought is was 1 hour and 15 inches long!
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I don’t have much input other than I think Kenya may have looked “haggard” because she’s a toddler mom. I constantly looked rundown when my kids were toddlers.
I said that about Kenya because when I was pulling photos, especially the ones where she was talking to Marlo and her hair was a hot mess. It needed a brush. Her skin was bad again, and she seemed to have that under control for a while. But you are probably right. Her focus is on Brooklyn now. It was just kind of shocking to me because she is normally so put together.
I agreed with you. It was a little jarring to see her with the “hot mess” look. I know she is going through a lot emotionally but I just wanted to add my two cents that I don’t think it has managed to wear her down physically yet. I believe this frazzled look to be from toddler exhaustion. Anyway, I’m still processing the rest of the episode. I legitimately have been thinking about it since I watched it last night. I’m struggling to wrap my brain around so many things.
TT you are spot on regarding the big butts, and i was actually uncomfortable watching some of this,
I don’t know why.. nothing wrong with Aunties having a good time, but something was off here,
cant quite put my finger on it, or actually wrap my hand around it..
and didn’t Bolo act as though he was kind of bored…a little?
I love your recaps and I too am experiencing an awful bout of Covid depression anxiety..
thank you for sharing and making me smile with your posts and brilliant wit.
Thanks Dave. I think the whole thing was ridiculous. I’m a grown ass woman and have no desire to dress up in slutty outfits with a bunch of other grown ass women. And I have never been a prude. Would I wear that stuff? Absolutely. With my man when I had one. But this seemed to be pointless. There is having a male stripper at a bachelor party fun, and then there is whatever all that was. You’re not supposed to fuck the stripper. Can you imagine if this had been a bunch of straight men? Their husbands? I don’t care if you fucked the stripper or not, this is not acceptable behavior for men in relationships either. I’m from Atlanta there are a ton of business deals made in the strip clubs here. People go with their dates. Some places have REALLY good food. lol. It’s not really an erotic experience. It’s just fun.
But what we saw last night? That was more of an orgy than a bachelorette party.
I didn’t care for the episode. I’m so tired of these women acting so desperate and sex crazed. Sexy fun is one thing but these outfits were just ridiculous, lumpy asses hanging out all over, titties busting out of corsets and bras….and all this wide open crotch twerking, pumping on the floor,,,etc. Obviously something went down with more than one of the girls (on girls) and Bolo, just own up to it. If the tables were turned and this was Todd’s bachelor party, Mike’s or any of the men on the show and they asked the stripper to stay after the “show” and took part in some shenanigans in a bedroom with her, the ladies wouldn’t be too happy and it would be an issue. As much as they talk about Marlo being an “escort” I gotta give it to her, she steers clear of this kind of mess.
Because Marlo charges extra for all of that!
HA!!!! Now that is the truth!
As one should :-)!
ABSOLUTELY!!!
Oh touche’ 🙂
I agree completey Tamara!
I just think they are just a bit too old for this kind of stuff..
and the lumpy butts… made me uncomfortable….
MY EYES,,,,, MY EYESSSSSSSSSS..
and what if it was Mikes or Todd’s Party?
and it was an orgy of pre and post menopausal women,
which is fine.. if your into that kind of granny porn..
and Poor Bolo… im sure even he has standards..
Kandi seemed to really enjoy it.
Thank you for mentioning poor Bolo! All I kept thinking during the whole episode was how bad I felt for him. Like obviously he’s getting paid and all that but it didn’t seem like a fun Chippendales thing. It seemed very predatory and kinda gross really. I thought maybe I was just being too sensitive but I can’t imagine that his mental health is in a good place if this is what he does all of the time for a living.
I can’t see him being too naive about what he was in for. I bet his business has boomed since the show and that’s exactly why he went on it.
I don’t know if you’re a woman or a man, but it really doesn’t matter. Your comment is misogynistic, demeaning and may even be racistr. Every woman will be blessed to be menopausal at some point if she lives long enough. I actually agree that they should be past acting like adolescents about some D#c%, but referring to the brouhaha as “granny porn” is demeaning….and untrue. I’m sure YOUR GRANNY has never looked that good.
Um, take a Xanax and calm down. That comment was not misogynistic or racist. Granny porn is an actual thing. This was Auntie porn. And we could have all lived without seeing this. If there was any sort of gender discrimination going on, it was against Bolo who was seen as sort of a side show for the women due to his dick size. You should be more careful of your accusations toward people and carelessly using labeling words that are not true.
While I respect your opinion, I was just giving mine. In my opinion, the comment was misogynistic, in yours it wasn’t. I didn’t call the person misogynistic or racist so I didn’t label the person….I opined on their comment. So we will have to agree to disagree. Lastly, strippers for bachelorette or even bachelor parties are always objectified. It’s not necessarily correct, but it IS the purpose of a party of that sort.
I watch a lot of shit on TV…. but this is right at the top of the list. I’m not a prude, this just didn’t seem natural or believable. Painful.
I love Cynthia. I’m sad she’s going (is she going?)
I want to like Kenya. It was nice seeing Kandi with some personality. She just seems dreary lately. With the holier than thou attitude like Erica on RHOBH
Actually it was BRAVO that have us the most details of what was going on in that house by the hidden camera and audio. As it been said else where, if it had been Kenya doing all of the sexual activities there wouldn’t be a girl code, Porsha and friends would have been all I camera talking about her like they have been all season. Last, it was Porsha last season who decided she was going to start up with Kenya again when Keys thought they were still cool. This is a reality tv show, they should have known that bravo was going to capture it for ratings.