ALERT THIS EPISODE WAS NEARLY impossible for me to RECAP DUE TO TECH PROBLEMS. It’s time for part two of the of the reunion and the penultimate RHOSLC recap of the season. This season has been interesting. As things stand now the entire cast will be coming back for season two. Maybe they will actually furnish their houses and actually live in them next season. Perhaps they can spend the hiatus getting to know each other. Something needs to happen to bring some semblance of reality to this franchise. Let’s get straight to the arguing.
Quite Contrary
We start with Mary who is asked “by a viewer” why she had her sweat glands removed she appears to be making up a condition now. If she had a condition at all it would be hyperhidrosis a condition that means you sweat like a pig. I just think she wanted to have the procedure. Most of the body’s sweat glands (she keeps calling them odor glands) are in the soles of your feet, the palms of your hand, armpits and groin. It doesn’t cause giant boils over 70% of your body. Andy isn’t buying it either. Heather asks if you can remove your “odor glands” just so you don’t have body odor. Mary says no. The correct answer is yes. Mary is a terrible liar. Andy says, “so your odor glands were removed but your sense of smell is very strong,” after a ludicrous discussion about “hospital smell.
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Then there was a lot of discussion about buttkissing and fear of loiters outside 7-11. Then Mary randomly says “her taste is not for black guys.” Okay, it is not really going to be all my fault that this recap doesn’t make sense. True, I am falling asleep, but Mary makes no sense at all. She’s rambling about her taste is for white men. Girl, you’re married. Mary has so much self-hatred that she had her whole body lightened 15 shaded, got a nose job and a blonde wig while she was in NYC getting her glands removed. What she was trying to remove is her blackness. She’s also a colorist. Andy brings up internal racism. Mary asks Jen if her husband is a racist.
Jen Is a Buttkisser
Jen apologizes for calling Mary a grandpa fucker. This is like a kindergarten recess. I have had too much coffee and keep having to make a run for the bathroom every five minutes. But, hey, I’m awake now just in time for an EAS. This caused me to lose my place on the DVR so I’m probably going to have to shelve this until the 12:30 reairing. My tummy will probably keep me up anyway.
AT THIS POINT, THINGS WENT BATSHIT IN THE US
I LOST CABLE! So I need to try to pick it up from here.
I came back to Whitney and Heather and Meredith talking about how horribly Jen treated them on social media. Heather seems to think that Lisa is the queen bee and influences Jen to be the asshole on social media there she won’t be held accountable. Lisa basically gives Heather the “I don’t know her” treatment. Andy points out that Lisa recommended Heather to the show then claimed she didn’t know her when Jen asked. Lisa and Jen are also feeding information to the blogs. Whitney says that Lisa has never thought she was good enough to be there and she talks down to her all the time.
Mary is a total Racist. TOTALLY SHE HATES BLACK PEOPLE.
After several minutes of crazy screaming and crying, Lisa decides she’s the victim and not the bully and dashes off the stage looking for her husband to give her a hug. What is the word for when white people dare to wear braids? This bitch had her skin bleached 19 ways from Sunday , fucks (allegedly, because he probably can’t get it up). Then she calls her black husband WHITE? I don’t even want to deal with this stupidity on my site. I can breathe. Let’s pretend she never said that. Her black husband is white? And she follows that up with “Well he’s light,.” This sort of makes me want to vomit. And they are bringing everyone back next year. I feel like she had him bleached when she was bleached.
WTF?
I have to tell you the truth, it’s been a hard day for me. And watching this shit is probably one of the stupidest things I do. And I’m old and have done a LOT of stupid things. But this is … I would normally stick with my age group and say a word I’m told we can’t say anymore. But let’s just say ridiculous since we can’t say the other R word anymore.
All shit is breaking lose. And sadly, it is over MARY THE CULT LEADER. I hope Mary FINALLY GOES TO JAIL. It’s late and I do not feel like recapping this word for word. Back to Mary and why she is a grandpa fucker. It’s so stupid. Mary is a weirdo. I can’t recap this anymore. Mary says they have separate beds. Then she cries about how he pays for all her shit . Okay I can’t with this bitch and her bizarre interpolation of what God said. This cunt is ALLEGEDLY stealing from a congregation to buy her designer shit?
I think that having a cult leader on Bravo may be a problem. For me. Is it for you?
I am over SLC. It can’t even hold my attention.
This reunion has been so confusing. All of a sudden Lisa is Heather’s nemesis after they ignored each other most of the season?? What have I missed? Suddenly it’s the Lisa and Heather show?
Meredith has said almost nothing the whole time.
And Mary is SO awful and sad, I can’t with her.
I agree about the Lisa/heather wars. I didn’t even realize they were at odds! I re-watched the season and I guess it all stems from Lisa calling nHeather a good time girl. Heather never forgave it…
Meredith looked drugged out. I think she is trying to be the Heather Dubrow of RHOSL. Classy, quiet, well-spoken and always correct. Boring.
Mary is a true trip. I mean, she acts as crazy as she looks. Her “followers” are as wacky as she. I am entertained though.
Why did Whitney ruin her fresh looks?
Jen was incredibly well behaved. On notice, I bet.
Dear Bravo,
Please fire Mary.
Thank you.
Mary can’t even seem to keep her story straight as far as her grandmother wanting her to take over after she died. The version she gave last night was very different from a few other versions from this season.
Lisa is too, too melodramatic. I’m not sure what’s going on with her but she needs to rein herself in. Her husband looked like he wanted to get the hell out of there. I kept forgetting Meredith was even there. I love that Heather won’t back down when someone (Lisa) is attacking her.
I love Whitney’s dress.
Lisa’s tan is horrible. The palms of her hand are streaky.
Heather and Whitney are everything..
They suck, especially Heather what a mean girl.
Bless your heart. And I mean that in the most southern way.
Oh man, awesome comeback! I completely agree with your statement. Heather and Whitney are 100% genuine.
I did not expect Heather to be so relentless toward Lisa.
Granted- Lisa deserves it.
I just saw another side to Heather. (And I flipping loved it!)
Heather and Whitney are the reasons why I watched this show, women who are real and approachable. They brought their baggage, and checked it. Made them relatable and likeable unlike some others.
Yeah, Lisa’s orange palms were very distracting. With all of her 💰 she could’ve gotten a nice spray tan but those orange palms told the story of the old self-applied self tanning lotion.
Mary is absolutely certifiable. She cannot explain anything clearly in complete sentences. She’s full of 💩!! Only her cousins in “their little bitty apartment that she pays for” could put up with her and clean her hoarder house.
I’m surprised this shit show got renewed. Bravo is desperate
If Bravo fired all those other Bravolebrities for being racist why are they not firing Mary? That was one of the most confusing, hard to follow reunions ever.
Colorism is real. It is ugly and it is accepted. It should not be.
4paz you are so right, and colorism seen in so many ethnic communities. It’s sick and sad
And what about Lisa and her juvenile rhyme about Whitney and Heather? I cannot remember it completely but it was something like “Whitney and Heather, bad weather”.
So odd and obviously planned.
Mary makes me so uncomfortable. She is jus so freaking bizarre! I think I found myself watching this just to try to figure her out, but that’s impossible. Is she acting? On something? Mentally ill? A total psycho?
Still haven’t figured it out, and…I don’t want to anymore. She needs to be done.
When Lisa got up and turned around there was no “tan” on her back…total self tan move! And who was Noah she was referring to when she when iff stage…a producer? They edited it in with scenes with her hubby…very strange.
Yes Mary is batshit, but Andy a total creep to dig into her sex life…he didn’t do that with any other of the gals
Thoughts…
1. Love this show.
2. Mary is morally bankrupt. And crazy as hell.
3. Meredith’s tits looked great.
4. Loved Heather speaking her mind finally.
5. Mary & Whitney = best dressed
I literally had to scroll up to see if this was APG. It was the tits thing.
APG??
Lol guy who comments here about RHOSLC mostly about boobs. I think he is our token heterosexual. Lol. It wasn’t a slam on your comment ( I agree btw) I just read these things in email and I just thought he must have posted it. lol
That would be me.
As TT promised, Andy got into Mary’s church. When Mary was talking about the poor, it seemed like she was trying to equate gentiles to the poor woman in Mark chapter 12. She might have done better to go with Poor in Spirit from the Beatitudes in the Sermon on the Mount. I’m not trying to tell the woman how to bull*hit about her cult–actually, I think I am.
* stands for s
~APG~
Mary should have been taken right off that stage into some type of inpatient psychiatric treatment facility because she is SICK. As a Black woman, I’m embarrassed and saddened that she’s Black….whether she knows she is or not. She’s a train wreck, an abomination, a waste of gray matter. In short, she makes my @&& itch and she doesn’t need to be highlighted on anybody’s TV show. She needs to be criminally investigated and on some therapist’s couch 5 days a week. BRAVO needs to get rid of that scourge of humanity.
Mary was trying to explain she has Hidradenitis. It is difficult to pronounce, I have struggled with it for 40+ years and still don’t pronounce it correctly either. It is a miserable disease. Some people have success managing it through diet, some through medication, as a last result it may be best to have the surgery. Rarely, do people that suffer with it discuss it. I believe Mary, on this, it is not something one would make up.
Bullshit.
I believe the condition exists, but not that Liarpants Mary has it. I am very sorry that you have it. What makes it worse if she is lying about it — to get money for fake surgery no doubt — is the lack of respect for the people who really have it.
Agreed, it’s a miserable condition— the full name being hidradenitis suppurativa. I have treated patients with it and my heart goes out to you. Whether Mary actually has it is another story—her credibility with anything is just questionable at this point.
I guess that I expected everything that Mary put out there and am almost embarrassed to admit that my main focus was still on Meredith and why she was/is even on this show? She contributes literally…nothing?
Mary is crazy but the conditions mentions exist, its called Hidradenitis Suppurativa. Similiarly, i would get huge boils/cyst under my arms, back etc. So bad to the point they would have to be trained and packed. Its a terrible thing to go through. Now i’ve never her about get your odor glands removed, however, i was told i could treat it with botox. i found some natural products that have worked for me but it is terribly painful when you get a flair up.
Carol, I have had the surgery twice. Last resort procedures as they were never healing. Thanks for the heads up about botox. I still have flare ups, though not many anymore now that the bad areas are gone.
This sounds awful and painful. I’ve never heard of it and fortunately it seems relatively uncommon. I am so sorry you bith have to suffer like that.
IF IT REALLY IS RELATED to the lymph glands not draining correctly — OK, don’t laugh — bouncing on a bed or trampoline or mini trampoline can get the lymph system going. If a person is unable to bounce, they can sit in the edge of a bed and bounce by “jumping” on the floor or having another person bounce the bed they are sitting on. This helps in detoxing. It sounds weird but it works.
It’s actually very common but people who suffer from it don’t seek medical help due to embarrassment. It’s underreported more than anything. I suffer from it and have never told my family or friends. It really does take control of your life mentally more than anything. It’s painful and smelly and bloody, the boils/cysts I have are in both armpits, around my stomach, inner thighs, groin area, scalp and butt. You become very self conscious not waiting to go out because a ruptured may happen. I don’t wear any tank tops or any tops where my armpits may be exposed due to crater scars and bumps that look like a pack of marbles. I’m not sure about odor gland removal but I know surgery is an option but not a cure it will come back. So weird that Mary would pick this disease. It’s really gross. Dr. Pimple Popper has a couple of cases on her show from time to time.
Dr. Lee, the Pimple Popper Doctor, had an episode on it. She used the botox in the armpits. I felt so bad for the girl because her family made her feel bad about herself. She introduced the lady to some other people who had it and they were all great support for each other. It was painful to watch her put the needles in the open sore spots, but it really helped.
Heather is a definite mean girl, even her eyes are mean. If Meredith and Lisa are such good friends why wasn’t Meredith defending Lisa when Heather and Whitney wee attacking her. She did not stand up for her once. Mary, Mary I just don’t know what to say about this thief.
Good point! Why wasn’t Meredith defending Lisa?
Why?
She must have taken a calming medication.
When Lisa got up and was talking Calmly to Meredith,
She didn’t “engage”
If that was my friend, even if I didn’t agree with her, I would have defended her relentlessly.
Maybe I am just super loyal to my friends, but Meredith sat there like a dead fish. It was weird.
Or……
Or……
Meredith is not so friendly with Lisa for some reason? If they were such good friends, why would Meredith just sit there and only say one or two sentences, defending Lisa (in the lowest, most monotone voice)
“Something in the buttermilk, ain’t clean”
There is more to this story. I will do some sleuthing. 🤔
She ‘disengaged’
^^^ Hi Lisa!
“What you talking about Willis?”
I will watch another Season of this cast but wouldn’t mind if Meredith was gone. I don’t even love to hate her.
Honestly, I think Mary is just like all ‘church’ leaders. Belief is a curious thing, easily manipulated because that is what believers are asking for… Exposing her is amusing to me, she is a very entertaining scam artist, bravo to Bravo for bringing the bottom of the barrel to basic cable!