Tonight’s premiere of RHONJ season 11 really snuck up on me! I really thought I’d be down to one recap a night on Wednesdays, but it’s already time to recap RHONJ! I’ve been up since 3:30 am so I’m not excited about at 10pm housewives recap. RHOSLC is not even showing up on my programming guide. It’s been saying TBD in that time slot for a couple of days. I’ll have to stop this recap at 10 and then go try to hit record and see if it works. #fingerscrossed Meanwhile I watched the RHONJ season previews and it looks like it’s going to be a very interesting season. So let’s get to it!
I hate they start with an argument and then roll the clock back. But that is what they are doing now. Margaret is trying to get Teresa and Jackie together to work out their differences and it goes completely tits up. Then we go back three days. Jackie is having a birthday party for her husband. Everyone is tired of being in lockdown and looking forward to actually going somewhere. The husbands are going. Jennifer wonders which of her husbands Dolores is bringing. My guess is both. Also Dolores got a shit ton of surgery and shows Frank all of her scars. She looks like a giant scarecrow that has been sewn together. Margaret has new boobs. I forgot Teresa’s dad died.
The party venue is outside, and it’s raining. There are a ton of people there. Everyone is drinking a lot. Margaret has already been ordained by production to do a weekend girls trip to the lake. Jackie is trying to fix Teresa up with a nice rich man. Ten seconds later Jackie is giving a birthday toast to her husband. Meanwhile, Teresa is spreading gossip that Evan “does stuff” at the gym. She is basically telling everyone that Evan goes to the gym for sex. Teresa is totally making shit up about Evan cheating. Nobody believes Teresa. Who does this? She can’t stand that Jackie is prettier, richer, and has a cute husband. All the while Jackie is making out with her husband.
Apparently, New Jersey Is Full Of Covidiots
Melissa and Joe are having birthday party for Antonia. In a pandemic. First a slumber party, then a beach party. Everybody is taking about Teresa spreading the rumors about Evan. It’s revenge from times Jackie has pissed Teresa off. Dolores’s kid Frankie is living her doctor boyfriend,Dave. Dolores still lives next door with Frank. Dave and Dolores argue over her getting so much plastic surgery without even telling him about it.
Jennifer has moved her dad into her house since he’s not getting along with her mother. The whole family has a big family dinner but her mother didn’t come. Everything looks beautiful in New Jersey. Except the houses. Jackie calls Teresa and asks to speak with her at Margaret’s house. The confrontation is about to go down. Evan didn’t take the gossip news well at all. Jackie has been crying for days.
Jackie Goes To Confront Teresa
First production gives us a montage just a teeny bit of Teresa’s horrific behavior. When Teresa finally arrives, Jackie is crying as she tries to explain how hurtful Teresa’s behavior at Evan’s party was. She slandered his name at his own party in front of all of his friends and cast doubt on his character. Teresa has her dumb face on. Which is pretty much her go to face. Jackie tells her that she needs to go to people and tell them she made the whole thing up. Teresa, unapologetic as always, says she heard it from someone but she can’t tell her who. That is because she totally made the whole thing up for storyline.
Margaret tries to come in and calm Teresa down. Teresa tells Jackie, “Have you ever heard the one, where there’s smoke there’s fire?” I wish Jackie would just belt her in her dumb mouth. Teresa says that she has met a lot of married man now that she is single who think it is fine to fool around. Jackie finally loses it on Teresa. Jackie says she has heard that Gia snorts coke in the bathroom at parties. Should she spread that rumor? Now, Teresa loses it and calls Jackie a fucking cunt.
Off to RHOSLC recap real quick.