Brandi Redmond had her baby girl this past Saturday. She’s tiny and a redhead. Her name is Brilynn Mari. Tonight’s RHOD recap will include lots of screaming and crying. At least we get a change of scenery and get to take the brawling and bawling over to Austin. Other than that, it seems like more of the same. Tiffany is struggling to fit in with the other women and it seems to bother her. D’Andra is the closest to Tiffany. She is still in a major feud with Kary though. I don’t know why she tries so hard with Kary. Everyone packs like they are moving into a freshman dorm. Oh Lord, Brandi arrives dressed as a Elvis and carrying a giant blow of doll she calls Captain Dick. The tour bus is pretty cool though.
The Longest Mile
The bus is also too big to go down the small streets and driveways so they have to walk the last half a mile or so with all their crap. We are literally half way through this episode and all we have seen is packing suitcases and a conversation about their favorite sexual position on the bus ride down. I did not need that information. The property is definitely worth the long walk. Kary gave a little speech and a toast which I found odd. She was almost pleasant. She did try to smooth things over with Tiffany. But I get the feeling that Kary is always up to something. The whole thing looked really staged.
D’Andra and Tiffany head to one of the many bedrooms to chat. D’Andra is already pissed at Kary. Kary made this big public apology to Tiffany for pushing her in the pool at the last raunchy party. But she won’t even attempt to give D’Andra the apology she thinks she is owed. These two are apparently going to sleep together in a tiny double bed. There must be 15 bedrooms in this place. What is the point of that? Kameron and Cary check out their room for a minute and then leave. In the hallway they can hear D’Andra and Tiffany talking about them. Kary learns that D’Andra wasn’t buying her little speech. Lines have been drawn.
Butthurt, Party of Two!
Kary and Kameron go to Brandi and Stephanie’s room to give them an update. Kary says she feels like she is going to cry because she tried to do something nice and D’Andra, and to a degree, Tiffany were talking crap about her. They said that Kary just went on and on and on about Kary being a bully and other mean things Tiffany was trying to convince D’Andra to try to make up with Kary. But that doesn’t seem likely at this point. Stephanie is nekkid except for a towel and is sitting on the floor with Brandi. There is literally a love seat a foot away. Who sits on the floor in a rental home? Everyone has a group hug with Kary while she cries.
It’s time for the booze to start flowing. Followed by a game of chicken shit bingo. It’s exactly what it sounds like. The chicken craps on a board full of numbers and if you have the number you win. OMG, Kary is doing another toast. This one is directed at D’Andra who she tells if she doesn’t like her and just wants to talk behind he back, maybe she should not have come. D’Andra told her that she was invited to be there. D’Andra tells Kary that she feels bullied by her. Everyone clutches their pearls like Kary is some sort of Mother Teresa and doesn’t deserve to be called a bully. Have they met her?
Tiffany Has A Bizarre Meltdown
D’Andra stands up to Kary and says she is bullying her right now. Kary continues to push the poor pitiful me narrative and D’Andra is not having any of it. D’Andra’s gone from hurt to pissed. Kary let’s everyone know that she heard all the mean things D’Andra said about from the hallway. Eventually Kary says if you don’t want to be here, then feel free to leave. D’Andra storms off to leave. How the heck is she supposed to get back to Dallas? Once again, no food has even been served yet and people are storming off. D’Andra tells Kary to go fuck herself.
I had forgotten that this was supposed to be a birthday trip for Kary. I suppose the toast and telling D’Andra to leave if she didn’t want to be there makes more sense now. Tiffany goes chasing after D’Andra. So does Stephanie. Tiffany goes back out to try to get Kary to make up with D’Andra who is trying to get a ride home. D’Andra’s husband tells her if she comes home then Kary has won. Meanwhile Tiffany is SOBBING at the dinner table like her dog died or something. It’s bizarre. The top photo is the three women across the table from Tiffany looking at her like she is crazy.
Kary screams at Tiffany for wanting her to go talk to D’Andra. Then Kary stomps off. And that is where we leave this mess for now.