It’s time for the RHOSLC recap of the reunion. I’ve been looking for to this for quite some time given that I’m told that Mary’s cult leadership is going to be called out. It seems the women were unaware of that situation. It was a very scary situation in the ghetto today. There were loud explosions? gun shots? Something was going on and it was from all sides. It felt like a warzone and thankfully it is over it seems but my anxiety is through the roof. Also, I love my Twitter followers. And one of them is calling me “racially insensitive” which I read as “racist” because I stupidly got involved in and argument he was having about Tiffany from RHOD forcing people to eat chicken feet.
Personally, down here they have pickled pigs feet and pickled eggs in giant jars at most small stores I go to. I don’t eat feet OR eggs. I’m not sure why this means I hate Asians or anyone else. People are vegetarians. Pescatarians. People are able to choose what they eat. Not eating chicken feet does not mean I hate Asians. Anyway, it hurt my heart. Then the explosions started happening and I have no idea what that was but it was terrifying. I never heard any cops show up. Because we apparently don’t matter. Today I was supposed to be making a fancy Korean pork dish but all I wanted to do was sleep. So don’t expect much from this recap. I’m really feeling unwell. I have a headache. But I really want to watch and recap these episodes. I was out of the house a few days ago. I really do not want to be sick again. I know I am always whining about one thing or the other but I just don’t feel good AGAIN. I guess I am going to have to sign up for Whole Foods delivery again. I should have done that months ago. I don’t want to be sick again, dammit. Anyway, let’s do this. Sorry for whining. And somehow this was not wanting to tape so I am a bit behind. Heather has all the fan even celebs are DMing her.
I am very sorry but I do not feel right an may not be able to get her Black History post up for tomorrow. Mary feels bad that her shitty wig made her look stupid. Whitney’s dress is everything. All of the women look gorgeous. Even Mary. Totally best dressed reunion ever. One of the twins Meredith? probably has perfect boobs. Lisa has a whole lot of hair going on. Lisa is a cunt to Heather. Apparently, she hates Heather. This is not a popular opinion, Lisa. Whitney thinks Lisa thinks everyone is jealous of her. Did Whitney get bigger boobs? They are huge.
The Focus Turns To Jen
It’s a feel sorry for Jen moment. No one cares. Wow, both Heather and Mary lost their fathers recently and it seems like this was news to everyone so… not such good friends after all. And I get weepy when I am sick so I’m already crying just a bit. Jen lies about her plastic surgery. Whitney says she has had lip injections since the show. Jen lies about her “job”. No one thinks she actually has a job. Did I mention Whitney’s boobs are huge? Jen cries about her husband not going to her father’s funeral. I’d divorce my husband over that alone. I’m actually Team Jen on this one.
I have to say all of these ladies look amazing. Even Mary and Jen. They are really rocking their looks. I can’t get over Meredith’s boobs. THEY. ARE. AMAZING. Money well spent? This may be a shit show of a season but these girls turn up with their LOOKS. Jen outs Meredith as a Smoker. I am smoking right now and I’m sick of people who do not get it. I started smoking when I was 11. We were following in the footsteps of our aunties and uncles an sisters. That is where we learned it. Also there were SMOKING areas in my High School so shut the fuck up about that. Meredith went after Jen for coming for her son, Brooks on social media. I know you all hate him but I love Brooks and feel he is being dragged for not reason and Jen as in on that. You do no mock someone’s child.
Is Anyone Kind To Mary?
Seriously, are we not going to get to the part where Mary is a cult leader? Because my source says it happened and if it all gets cut out I am going to be PISSED. It’s literally the only reason I care to watch this. Why is Lisa trying to stand up for Mary? This cannot stand. Instead we are going in on Lisa? Really, are they not going to show all the cult shit????? REALLY? Lisa cries over her kids. I love Lisa but she is getting it hard this reunion. I do not think that Lisa is snobby. Did I miss something? I think Whitney and her new boobs is being awful. I love Lisa. Somehow everyone else hates her.
Mary says that she never makes people feel less than. You know, except her congregation. So that looks like it will be next week? I know there was a huge blowout over her church. So it is crazy that there is weird shit that has to come. We keep going back to nothing arguments between Lisa and Whitney. WHY? Lisa and Whitney argue over nothing. This reunion episode was boring. BUT. THERE. HAS. NEVER. BEEN. A . MORE. STUNNING. WARDROBE. Every single one of them was on point. They all looked BEAUTIFUL.
Anyway, Mary is on WWHL. And I need to do a Black History Month moment despite my “racial insanitary.