I’m all in my feels about tomorrow’s Black History Spotlight so this RHOD recap might not be as funny as I hope it might be. For those who are reading them, I generally put them up after midnight hoping that all the early risers and people in other countries will read them. In other news, I am approaching half a million comments on this site.
Okay so back to RHOD. Brandi’s kids are on TicTok? Bad idea. Tiffany’s kids are out of control? This is not Tiger Mom. Side note, I need another landline phone. Mine all make tweety noises all the time and I can barely drunk dial Nanette. Everyone needs to include her in your prayers and hope I don’t have a phone to drunk dial her. Also I am drunk and this shit seems very weird to me. D’Andra’s weird shaman is at once ridiculous and sexy. I may or may not be wondering about his penis. Shut up. I told you I am drunk recapping so STOP. He is very creepy, but I can’t be the only one who wonders what sex would be like. I kind of miss sex.
I do not care what any of you say, I love Kam. I used to have a friend who everytime I didn’t like someone or some thing told me “You just are not looking at it right” and I loved him. lol. Also he almost got arrested for coming in my window and passing out in my bed. So. Um. Consider the source. We were just friends by the way an he was the dog catcher in my town. lol. Y’all it has been a rough day. I’m just trying to get through this recap. Banjo is 80 pounds of love. And he is going to leave me soon and I am going to need all of you. At least Kam is going to get her dream house. I can’t do this. The whole “giving your kids an iPad during church is kind of hilarious. If I made the slightest movement my mama would yank my hair. And it is a miracle I still have hair.
I am bored out of my mind.
Make this stop. Tiffany is trying to be the new, Kameron. Just stop. Make this stop. Why are we watching this? I do have an Hermes scarf. It was up there with the best gifts I ever got. But first on THE LIST was a carpet with little squares for my elementary kids. WAY WAY WAY more important. But having anything Hermes was something I never though I would have. And that friend inspires me to help others. I keep doing randomly stupid things to pay it forward.
Tiffany is annoying as fuck. I literally have nothing to say about this episode. Also I normally have a shit ton of German Nivea (the US stuff sucks) and now I am running out. This boring ass pizza thing is BORING. Tiffany is BORING. They are all boring. I’m not really into recapping this without LeeAnnne. Do I really care that Tiffany put crickets in her pizza? No no I do not. Off to watch shows I actually like.This is just a stupid show for stupids.