It seems according to the RHOA recaps interactions, and the ratings that RHOA has sort of run its course. Are we really over this franchise? Or is it Bravo in general. At one point this season RHOC was beating RHOA in ratings. And this was a very low rated RHOC season. I’ll ask again, where do we go from here? What do we actually enjoy watching? Share you thoughts in comments please.
Kenya sets up a murder mystery party for the ladies. I don’t think this is a really great idea for this group for many reasons. Mostly because most of them are less than smart. The ladies from the Sprinter finally arrive on the island. Porsha says the trip was supposed to take four hours. That is a lie. It’s a good five hours to Charleston and then with traffic getting to IOP that could be another half an hour or more. So her claim that it took eight hours is questionable. Cynthia go there a bit early than the rest and was super please with her room assignment. For some reason they are all coming up with alter egos for their name tags. It’s ridiculous.
Let the drinking begin. And the murder mystery. It’s very um… stupid. Half the ladies jumped behind furniture when the keystone cops came in. This is not a murder mystery game type of crowd. They just want to drink and twerk. Only Tanya, Kandi and Kenya are the only ones remotely interested in winning the game. The prize is a chance at a nicer room. Tanya really wants to win and get the room. But Kenya just blurts out the answer. But she gives Tanya the win for trying.
Apparently, Drew’s husband is there and she is going to stay with him. Latoya goes up to Drew aggressively and says, “Let’s talk about your struggling husband.” She grabbed her by the arm. Latoya is ratchet. There is no other word for it. Her abrasiveness is ridiculous. She doesn’t even know Drew but she is apparently pissed that she got the peach Latoya wanted. Everyone saw it and Marlo of all people had to give Drew a lecture about putting her hands on people. We are almost half way through this episode and not a thing has happened. Kenya makes Latoya apologize. I’m bored. I don’t care about Marlo whining about her room and Kenya being shady about it. GO TO BED.
People Start Getting Really Crabby
The next morning Kenya is up early making breakfast for Brooklyn. I hate that Marc makes production blur her cute little face out. She’s adorable. Drew calls Ralph to tell him about Latoya’s violent tendencies. Porsha wanders out to find a guy cooking a whole hog for the ladies. She’s “vegan” but it would not surprise me at all if she chomps down on that pork later either on camera or off. Kenya asks her nanny to call Marc so he can talk to Brooklyn. Marlo talks to Kandi about her issues with Kenya. She sort of wants to squash that situation. Dennis sends Porsha texts saying he wants to get back to her.
Marlo is unhappy with the food situation. She wants crab legs and seafood platters in the kitchen and there is nothing fun to eat. Kenya orders herself a banana split and a crab cake. She proceeds to eat it in front of everyone else. Everyone is pissed. She eventually shares a few fries and a bite of her crab cake. Meanwhile, Latoya has bought a wig for Drew. Because, bitch. Dinner is the whole roasted pig with greens and mac and cheese and I feel like clawing through the TV to get a that.
Latoya decides to give Drew the wig in the middle of dinner. It was not well received. Then Drew goes to get something she has for Drew. Ut oh. As it turns out, Latoya initially told Drew she didn’t like her because of the character she played on The Game. So Drew says that since Latoya is so obsessed with her, she is going to treat her just like her other fans and autograph a photo for her. LOL. You go Drew. Since this seemed to end the war with Drew and Latoya, at least for now, Marlo tries to make amends with Kenya. She was “hurt to her core” about the bedroom Kenya chose for her. Really? Kenya says that Marlo trashes her every chance she gets. Then Marlo starts talking about Kenya’s butt injections. As if these two could ever make up.
There will not be an episode next week due to the Superbowl. Then we finally get to stripper gate.