Y’all it took forever to get through that ridiculous excuse for a RHOC reunion. Now we have an hour of Jen Shaw to get through? I’m going to have to say a prayer I get through this RHOSLC recap. I literally have a headache from RHOC. Let’s do this! Oh I forgot this funny Bernie meme. I feel better now. đ
All the ladies are back from racing and ready for dinner and a trip to the strip club. Whitney is wearing acid washed jeans from the 1980s and a black top. It’s the outfit she wore to go racing. Wouldn’t you want to wash up a bit after being at the track all day before dinner? Whitney came back thinking everyone is getting along now and the will be fun. Heather serves her up a heaping helping of Jen Shah.
Meanwhile, downstairs in the private dining room, Jen walks in and sits with Lisa and Heather. They tell her how much fun racing was and what a good time they had with Whitney. Whitney apologized and they cleared the air and are planning on a great night. But, Jen is already brimming with rage. THEY TALKED TO WHITNEY!? WHITNEY IS THE DEVIL! SHE CAN’T SIT WITH US! Meredith refuses to engage. I love that about Meredith. When ever things get heated, she just calmly disengages. More people should be like that. Meredith said her parents use to fight and put her in the middle. So screaming triggers her.
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Of course Jen throws an even bigger fit. She storms out already sloshing her drink. Remember, Jen’s activity was shopping and drinking. Production of course sends Whitney and Heather in at the exact moment and Jen smacks one of them going out the door. Then she has to storm back in to get her purse. Jen starts screaming at Whitney to shut the fuck up and shoving her finger in Whitney’s face. Heather steps in to protect Whitney and Jen screams at Heather to STFU and shoves her finger in her face. Security removes Jen from the room.
What’s The Deal With Jen?
Jen points at Heather and Lisa and tells them that they chose their fucking sides. Meanwhile, Whitney is just sort of muttering, “I don’t feel safe right now.” This is ridiculous. Lisa goes chasing after Jen. Why? She should just let her go. The giant security guard is still standing right there. Jen needs to be thrown out of the entire hotel. Lisa goes back into room. The security guard is still right on top of Jen in the lobby. Whitney is super confused because she and Jen made up earlier in the day. Whitney says, “Something has flipped with Jen.” Yeah, she’s been guzzling free drinks all day.
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Then sweet cute little Whitney spills some more tea on Jen to Lisa. She says that Jen talks crap about them too. With Heather standing right there, she says that Jen show Heather a photo on her phone of some guy Meredith is supposedly having an affair with. Lisa is pissed about that so now we know know that rumor is true. Then Lisa wants to know what is being said about her. Whitney says that Jen called her last night and told her that Lisa was talking crap about her. Jen was sent to her room and poor Sharrieff, who thought he had some time off has to deal with her on the phone. He’s such a good hubby.
Meredith Reunites With The Others
The girls, minus Jen, all go to someone’s room to talk. Meredith shows up and they try to explain what just happened. During this pow wow we learned that Jen has threatened to drown Whitney in the lake behind her house. She has repeated that threat to Heather. Whitney tells Meredith that Jen has been trying to get her to say bad things about Meredith’s marriage. Meredith tells everyone that she and her husband have been dating other people during their many separations. Lisa is pissed that Meredith never told her about her affairs. Lisa is done with Lisa. Meredith is too. Heather is going to stick with Jen.
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Am I the only one pissed that we didn’t get to go to the strip club? đ Mary earns a full episode of pay for talking on the phone with Meredith. Mary tells us all the girls deserve to have their trip ruined because they didn’t listen to her about Mary. The next day car racing gang is headed out for the day. But Heather stays behind to pick up the stuff that Jen bought for her because Jen went home. But when she gets to the room, there is Jen in a bathrobe with those weird family member “assistants” brushing her hair and fanning her. What is wrong with these people? Jen may be more batshit crazy than Mary!
OMG! Jen Is Going To Play The Victim
I don’t think she remembers a thing about last night. When Whitney tries to tell her what she did, she comes back with, “well what about..”. I wonder how Jen felt watching this episode. Jen wants to know why everyone can’t just apologize to her. Heather points out that the person who fucked up and needs to apologize is her. It’s insane. And she keeps asking who her friends are. Well, bitch? At this point the only one you had left is sitting on your bed hoping that you might show some remorse. You literally put hands on her the night before! This is either alcohol or more likely alcohol mixed with pills.
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Apparently, the outing of the day is to see some sort of spiritual hypnotist. Because, of course. Then plan is to clear all the negative energy. The girls are shocked when Heather walks in with Jen. They start right away playing with imaginary balls. Jen can’t do it. They move to another room to fix the group’s energy. Jen suddenly starts fake crying to the spiritualist saying she is the victim. She is lying again. Jen just said she not pointing the finger. I literally took 6 or more screen shots of Jen shoving her finger in their faces. I just chose one because I didn’t think I would need more, but this whole post could have been photos of Jen with her finger in all of their faces screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Group Therapy
Jen will not shut up and let anyone else speak. Finally, Meredith says that she knows Jen has been talking negatively about her marriage. Meredith tells Jen not make her angry. Jen denies speaking negatively about her marriage. Then the spiritualist asks who doesn’t trust each lady. No one trusts Jen. Then Heather tells the story of what happened the night before. Even in her talking head, Jen still thinks she is the wronged party.
Wow! Next week is the finale!
I guess I was really desperate for content when I binged on Bravo shit last month. Now that my work schedule is back to “normal”, it’s just so hard for me to wrap my head around these tortured “storylines” all over again.
Perhaps I’ll feel a strong enough urge to jump back in when RHONY and RHOBH return, but all the shark jumping on RHOC and RHOSLC are proving to be too hot to handle (and not in a good way).
I have all of SLC saved but I havenât watched it yet…. is it worth it?
I mean the scenery is pretty. I’m told the reunion is going to be fire because one of the women is a cult leader… and no one knew all season. If you lived somewhere else were in quarantine I’d say sure. But since you’re an Aussie, I’d say go outside and frolic in the sun for us and then come back and tell us all about it in great detail. Utah is beautiful though. So sure.
Ha. Thank you. I was coming back to say I gave up on Atlanta and NJ… I still watch Orange County, Beverly Hills and NYC. I would watch Miami if it came back.
We are 2/3 through summer here. We had 4 days of 105F and then today an inch of rain. My garden and I are so happy.
yay no fires!
True!!! That seems like a lifetime ago…
Another ep of Jen’s toxicity! yay!
I’ve had enough of her mental gymnastics trying to rationalize her behavior lol. The hypnotist kept interrupting her and I found it funny.
Though she’s a cult leader, the person winning this season has been Mary. Gurl brings the drama from the side while not even shown on the show that much.
Jen was mourning the loss of her father and getting zero support. She had no business being on this or any other tv show. She needs self compassion, not abusing tv producers and bartenders
I just want a tour of Maryâs home. Thereâs a reason sheâs pretty much only filmed in her kitchen. Hoarder, much?
Jen screaming has ruined this show. Nothing can really happen because she ruins each scene/event with her hysteria. No story line other than Jen is upset has proceeded. Oh, and that someone is lying. ugh.
No wonder her husband never comes home.
Whitney was on WWHL last night, and it appears that Lisa has aligned with Jen, so Whitney is feuding with both of them.
The only thing of interest to me last night was Meredith (I think?) explaining that she was always in the middle of screaming divorcing parents as a child, so that is why she “disengages” when fights break out. At least that sheds some light on her weird behavior. I still say that a HW’s job is not to disengage but to wholly participate if she wants to be a HW.
I don’t understand Heather’s loyalty to Jen.
I think Meredith is healthy. She âdisengagesâ when appropriate. She doesnât back down and fully engaged when itâs a conversation .. not when someone (Jen) goes off the rails screaming and getting physical). I agree with TT and wish more people were like that (especially myself!). She teaches people how to treat her. I wish I had disengaged from toxicity throughout my life instead of trying to understand and rationalize manic, narcissistic and gaslighting behavior! Lisa is pissed that she wasnât in the know on Meredithâs marriage and I can understand that on some level. When you are best friends with someone, you expect them to share their shit and when they donât, itâs reasonable to feel hurt. I can understand Lisa feeling less than or betrayed, to a point. Jen has ruined this show for me. Her antics and behavior are disgusting and her lack of accountability is juvenile. Mary is a side note compared to Jen, IMO
Totally agree with everything you said!!
I would like to second every word of this comment.
At least Meredith came clean about her marriage.
This was an awesome episode.. I loved the scenes with the therapist, especially when she interrupts Jen.
As much as Jen annoys me, I do have a small soft spot for her. I certainly think she is a mess but seems like sheâs just insecure and lonely.
Overall itâs a little bit of a disjointed cast in my opinion. The twins ?ââïž are one team, heather and Whitney are another and then we have Jen bouncing amongst them. I canât with Mary. I think sheâs scummy and I hope gets taken down as the fraud she is. I donât understand her place on this show, itâs all strange, sheâs strange and I want her gone!!
No one has mentioned the line of the night:
“This is like the cherry on the icing on the topping on the cake tonight.”
I had to rewind three times to get that right.
I like that the hippy, crystal, hypnotist chick didn’t let Jen get away with her usual manipulative line of bull*hit.
I must take this opportunity to say that Weems is a bad, bad potato for getting my involved in this *hitshow.
~APG~
* stands for s
You cannot blame Weems for this.
Mercifully, it is almost over. Have you heard whether it will return for another season?
~APG~
Despite the crappy ratings the suits are blaming the lack of a decent lead-in and were already planning to renew early on. This episode got a whooping 470,000 views over all. Generally the need to have over a million and they never got close to that. It seems to me like an easy cancel. But you never know.
To recap they were not concerned about the ratings at first, but I can’t see how that has not changed. I’ll ask around for the latest.
I thought the line of the night was from Whitney about getting her period on the waterside in the Bahamas. Canât stop that visual from being in my head now but glad it never happened to me.
This storyline just doesnât make sense to me anymore. These women donât seem connected enough for this amount of animosity. Earlier this season Lisa said she didnât really know Heather but by this episode the only reason Lisa, Jen, and Meredith will go around Whitney because sheâs Heatherâs cousin? Heather doesnât seem that close to Lisa and Meredith so why would that hold weight?
Also, why is Jen not considering the third option? Mary lied to Whitney when she said that Lisa and Meredith said they were afraid of Jen. Why is it only plausible that either Whitney is lying or Meredith and Lisa are?
I love the hypnotist teaching Jen how to apologize.
Overall, this is my least favorite franchise that I will most likely watch again. Unlike OC, which I hate so much I canât even watch it.
The giant security guard was actually Jenâs bodyguard! Maybe her husband hires the guy to make sure others are safe from JEN! If she is this volatile in real life he may be protecting themselves from lawsuits from her craziness!
Did anyone notice Maryâs face when she was talking about Jen being crazy? Whoa, crazy knows crazy!
What makes you think he is Jen’s body guard? Has he been on before?
When he arrived during her finger pointing and screaming in everyoneâs face there was a quick caption that titled him as âHenry, Jenâs bodyguardâ when he came on screen. It was about 10 minutes into the episode..
Thanks. I bet you are right and Sharrief sent a ladysitter.
Yes, I saw that as well and wondered why does she need a bodyguard for a girls weekend.
It appears his job is to protect EVERYONE ELSE. Also she is on social media or some podcast (I saw part of a video) saying that everyone attacks HER for no reason and it’s not fair. And she has done nothing wrong and everyone else is mean and violent. She’s quite delusional.
Iâm so confused by Jen shah. How has she gotten through her life acting this way blowing up on everyone? Sheâs filled with such rage. Poor lady, that seems like a lot of work to be so angry all the time.
Maryâs eyes ? pop open when she talks like a Meth-head who is tweaking! ? And for all her money she could really get her vitiligo on her face better regulated! I guess all the skin bleaching didnât even out.
Jen needs to go to rehab for anger management and aggressive behavior. Her over reactions donât make sense. That 4 person glam squad?!? For 2 days in Vegas? How ridiculous. I think her borderline personality disorder has convinced her that she really Is BeyoncĂ©â.
I wish I could watch one of these shows and have something positive to say.
Well, I like Heather. Thatâs it.
I just finished watching the show. I agree that Jen needs anger management before she finally snaps and physically attacks someone. I don’t know whether she’s like that because her husband is away so much or if he’s away so much because she acts the way she does. It’s just not normal. This trip to Vegas was really the first time I liked Lisa and Merydith. They seemed a little more down to earth in their interactions with Heather & Whitney. Speaking of Whitney, I don’t know who talked her into her confessional look, but It’s horrible.
I think either she needs medication for a mental health issue OR
She is on medication for a mental health issue and it doesn’t mix with alcohol.
Whatever is wrong with her, alcohol makes her violent.
I’m guessing it’s a combo of meds & alcohol.
I just finished watching the episode. It was the best one out of the whole season. While watching the episode it hit me, Jen is having a Shannon Beador type of walk off, the âIM DONE, DAVID (insert insult here) TAKE THIS MICROPHONE OFF MEâ type of situation, those are always the worst. I find it ironic In the beginning of the season it seemed like all the women were friends with Jen and now sheâs finishing the season iced out… looking forward to the reunion
Whitney was on WWHL recently and was asked about Lisa. They had another falling out apparently at the reunion.
Jen needs to act like an adult, go to rehab and apologize to THE UNIVERSE for her OTT diva behaviour.
I feel like alcohol is a symptom, but not the problem.
The biggest takeaway I have from the RHOSL is I have a clear favorite for sexiest and nicest husband: Sharrieff. He is so kind, patient and I would love one of his pep talks. I liked him just from the phone calls and once I saw him, I was hooked. Mauricio who?
hey now! mauricio is still zaddy material as well. we can have both, cant we đ
Has anyone noticed that Lisa & Meredith give off the âcool girl vibeâ similar to Bethenny & Carole on RHONY?