Y’all it took forever to get through that ridiculous excuse for a RHOC reunion. Now we have an hour of Jen Shaw to get through? I’m going to have to say a prayer I get through this RHOSLC recap. I literally have a headache from RHOC. Let’s do this! Oh I forgot this funny Bernie meme. I feel better now. 🙂
All the ladies are back from racing and ready for dinner and a trip to the strip club. Whitney is wearing acid washed jeans from the 1980s and a black top. It’s the outfit she wore to go racing. Wouldn’t you want to wash up a bit after being at the track all day before dinner? Whitney came back thinking everyone is getting along now and the will be fun. Heather serves her up a heaping helping of Jen Shah.
Meanwhile, downstairs in the private dining room, Jen walks in and sits with Lisa and Heather. They tell her how much fun racing was and what a good time they had with Whitney. Whitney apologized and they cleared the air and are planning on a great night. But, Jen is already brimming with rage. THEY TALKED TO WHITNEY!? WHITNEY IS THE DEVIL! SHE CAN’T SIT WITH US! Meredith refuses to engage. I love that about Meredith. When ever things get heated, she just calmly disengages. More people should be like that. Meredith said her parents use to fight and put her in the middle. So screaming triggers her.
Of course Jen throws an even bigger fit. She storms out already sloshing her drink. Remember, Jen’s activity was shopping and drinking. Production of course sends Whitney and Heather in at the exact moment and Jen smacks one of them going out the door. Then she has to storm back in to get her purse. Jen starts screaming at Whitney to shut the fuck up and shoving her finger in Whitney’s face. Heather steps in to protect Whitney and Jen screams at Heather to STFU and shoves her finger in her face. Security removes Jen from the room.
What’s The Deal With Jen?
Jen points at Heather and Lisa and tells them that they chose their fucking sides. Meanwhile, Whitney is just sort of muttering, “I don’t feel safe right now.” This is ridiculous. Lisa goes chasing after Jen. Why? She should just let her go. The giant security guard is still standing right there. Jen needs to be thrown out of the entire hotel. Lisa goes back into room. The security guard is still right on top of Jen in the lobby. Whitney is super confused because she and Jen made up earlier in the day. Whitney says, “Something has flipped with Jen.” Yeah, she’s been guzzling free drinks all day.
Then sweet cute little Whitney spills some more tea on Jen to Lisa. She says that Jen talks crap about them too. With Heather standing right there, she says that Jen show Heather a photo on her phone of some guy Meredith is supposedly having an affair with. Lisa is pissed about that so now we know know that rumor is true. Then Lisa wants to know what is being said about her. Whitney says that Jen called her last night and told her that Lisa was talking crap about her. Jen was sent to her room and poor Sharrieff, who thought he had some time off has to deal with her on the phone. He’s such a good hubby.
Meredith Reunites With The Others
The girls, minus Jen, all go to someone’s room to talk. Meredith shows up and they try to explain what just happened. During this pow wow we learned that Jen has threatened to drown Whitney in the lake behind her house. She has repeated that threat to Heather. Whitney tells Meredith that Jen has been trying to get her to say bad things about Meredith’s marriage. Meredith tells everyone that she and her husband have been dating other people during their many separations. Lisa is pissed that Meredith never told her about her affairs. Lisa is done with Lisa. Meredith is too. Heather is going to stick with Jen.
Am I the only one pissed that we didn’t get to go to the strip club? 🙂 Mary earns a full episode of pay for talking on the phone with Meredith. Mary tells us all the girls deserve to have their trip ruined because they didn’t listen to her about Mary. The next day car racing gang is headed out for the day. But Heather stays behind to pick up the stuff that Jen bought for her because Jen went home. But when she gets to the room, there is Jen in a bathrobe with those weird family member “assistants” brushing her hair and fanning her. What is wrong with these people? Jen may be more batshit crazy than Mary!
OMG! Jen Is Going To Play The Victim
I don’t think she remembers a thing about last night. When Whitney tries to tell her what she did, she comes back with, “well what about..”. I wonder how Jen felt watching this episode. Jen wants to know why everyone can’t just apologize to her. Heather points out that the person who fucked up and needs to apologize is her. It’s insane. And she keeps asking who her friends are. Well, bitch? At this point the only one you had left is sitting on your bed hoping that you might show some remorse. You literally put hands on her the night before! This is either alcohol or more likely alcohol mixed with pills.
Apparently, the outing of the day is to see some sort of spiritual hypnotist. Because, of course. Then plan is to clear all the negative energy. The girls are shocked when Heather walks in with Jen. They start right away playing with imaginary balls. Jen can’t do it. They move to another room to fix the group’s energy. Jen suddenly starts fake crying to the spiritualist saying she is the victim. She is lying again. Jen just said she not pointing the finger. I literally took 6 or more screen shots of Jen shoving her finger in their faces. I just chose one because I didn’t think I would need more, but this whole post could have been photos of Jen with her finger in all of their faces screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Jen will not shut up and let anyone else speak. Finally, Meredith says that she knows Jen has been talking negatively about her marriage. Meredith tells Jen not make her angry. Jen denies speaking negatively about her marriage. Then the spiritualist asks who doesn’t trust each lady. No one trusts Jen. Then Heather tells the story of what happened the night before. Even in her talking head, Jen still thinks she is the wronged party.
Wow! Next week is the finale!