I have a memory of telling you guys that there were a couple of bad apples on this season of MAFS. But there is no MAFS recap. Perhaps it was in an open forum, or more likely, and I know this is weird, sometimes I recap in my dreams. Anyway three couples have gotten married and there is one guy who should not even be allowed to go to the honeymoon suite and should never have been selected. And one female who was a very bad choice. Let’s see how far I get with this tonight.
Paige and Chris
Poor Paige. I really hope she turns around and runs the other way down this aisle. Chris is not a good man. It was clear within minutes of meeting him onscreen. He’s going to devastate this poor woman. He is already worrying about his bride being unattractive. That’s because he is a very superficial person. Thankfully he seems pleased. His vows are all about God. It all sounded good, but this one worries me. They both have very similar vows including praying to God for each other. Maybe I am wrong. I hope I am. I just have a feeling about Chris.
They talk about their tattoos, because…production. Chris has a brand new tattoo from two days ago. Last year he and his girlfriend got their names tattooed on each other. So he had to quickly get it covered up before getting married. Nope. I wasn’t wrong. He’s just trying to piss off his ex. She tries to change the subject and asks him if he likes dogs. He responded with “what kind of dogs?” Very bad answer. Then he says, “My ex had a dog.” SEE? SEE HOW HE IS? Then he mentioned he was engaged. Wow. just wow.
Meeting The Family
Paige is already telling her bridesmaids that she has concerns. During the photos there was no connection. Paige asks about his broken engagement and he says they didn’t trust each other. Then Chris blurts out, “Are you a virgin?” Then he asks, ” Do you have a high sex drive?” He fasted and refrained from masturbation for three days before the wedding. He asks her if she on contraception. What is wrong with this one?
Later her dad basically tells her that after working a hard day, Chris is going to need sex at night, so plan on giving it up. Like Father, like son. RUN PAIGE RUN! Meanwhile, Chris is telling the bridesmaids that Paige is the opposite of what he is used to. He is used to the trophy wife girls who are super into their looks and fashion. Chris says she is the woman he needs but not maybe the one he wants. He tells the camera he isn’t that attracted to her. She’s beautiful in her own way.
Haley and Jacob
I feel pretty good about these two. Jacob wants a woman with a larger nose. That’s so weird. Haley has a normal sized nose. lol. Jacob’s family and friends screwed him with their introduction. Then he stumbles with his vows. But I think these two will be good once the nerves wear off. Jacob likes what he sees. He’s very nervous and socially awkward. But it is kind of cute. Haley is not feeling it. She doesn’t want to kiss during the photos. They are both very shy about their first dance. These two appear to be to total opposites. She’s a free spirited traveler and he has never left the country. He has his own little resort home and rarely leaves it. This one could go either way.
Virginia and Erik are a problem couple Erik is older and a full grown man. He’s a pilot and doesn’t drink much. Virginia is the single white female version of Chris. She was drinking until she was puking in the bathroom at the bridal shower. She’s going to have to straighten up and fly right so to speak in order for Erik to be into to her. She is going to break Eric’s heart.
Briana and Vincent are off to a great start. So are Clara and Ryan. This looks like a very DRAMATIC season. Who’s watching with me?